Yes, I've disappeared off the face of the Earth.

Yes, I'm only returning to give some memes and then disappearing again.

Yes, most of mine have a visual effect so I'm describing it.

Your point?

V: I have forgotten everything I wrote and have no context for this.

beardeddragonting: SKDJFSKAFJSKDFJ THANK YOU

PineconeFace1222: Yeah, I love writing parodies! Thanks! :)

girlonfire: We're one of a kind, no category- ummmm. Hmm. No one wants to listen to me sing. Oh no, I've been executed. Lol, laziness. And Peggy!

Country-Fangirl: IT IS KDSJAFKDSAJFDSK

Fan Person: Found Tonight is a collaboration between Lin Manuel Miranda and Ben Platt where they sing each other's songs. It's on youtube and spotify. Only two minutes long, but SO GOOD-

Quinnsoginglebae: Lmao

Sora: Absolutely, yeah. And why am I all three?

EmmaGranger80: Mood. You should listen to the rest of it. You'll be obsessed with all my fangirl expertise! ABSOLUTELY NOT-

Nekokenna: Ah thank you XD.

demigod ravenclaw: I know, very shocking.

Fitzphieistrash: Kkjlkaflksdjflksa you should!

ShyBean: An excellent question.

AuroraMiri25: I don't know! I've seen a lot posts about how they keep mixing up the two but I guess no one's dumb enough to make the parody? Yeah, we'll go with that. AHH FOUND TONIGHT IS SO AMAZING LIKE LITERALLY I JUST LOOPED IT ON SPOTIFY FOR LIKE THIRTY MINUTES BECAUSE I WAS UPSET AND IT WORKED. That'd be great! I guess, but two of my stories are just me, like, making puns and stealing memes. Thanks, bye!

WTF HOW DO I HAVE SIXTY THREE FAVORITES!? Thank you all so much!

Okay, enjoy!

Disney Executive: We're losing money because no one is coming to our parks. How do we start making money again?
Other Disney Executive: It might be nice, it might be niiiiice, to get Hamilton on your side!
...it worked.

So, the caption is "when it's 1776 but you still need to check your Twitter," the picture is of Lin Manuel Miranda in his Hamilton costume on a computer. Very anachronistic. Very fantastic.

This caption is, "society if Burr didn't rhyme with Sir," and then it basically just shows a post-apocolyptic city. On fire. I mean, it isn't wrong...

Y'know that, like, PC virus checker template that's often used for memes? It's like "_!? On my computer? It's more likely than you think! Free PC check, blah blah blah." This one says "A spy? On the inside? It's more likely than you think!" hERCULES MULLIGAN-

Captioned "Anthony Ramos in Act II" with a picture of a clearly grown man wearing a sign that says nine year old boy.

Hamilton Logo: I am not throwing away my shot!
Star shape with more basic human silhouette on top: I refuse to waste my opportunity.
Horribly drawn star with something only vaguely resembling a stick figure: I am an ambitious individual who, at the present time, does not plan to leave any opportunity that may benefit my political career unutilized.

A picture of King George, presumably on July 4, saying "Happy Treason Day, ungrateful colonies."

The day is fathers day, probably in the 1780s, I don't know for sure. Our camera zooms in to Alexander Hamilton, handing a gift to General Washington. Washington unwraps the gift, revealing it to be a mug. As we expect it to say world's best dad or carry a similar message, he turns it over. Written on the mug is I'M NOT YOUR SON. Hamilton gives General Washington an "I'm watching you" glance.

"Is This A Pigeon" meme (for those who don't know, it's a man gesturing to a butterfly and asking whether it's a pigeon) with the man labeled Jefferson, the butterfly labeled Hamilton With A Pen, and the caption, Is this a threat?

Hamilton: What are you even doing, Jefferson?
Jefferson, sarcastically: Worshiping Satan.
Hamilton: Bit conceited to worship yourself, isn't it?

(As texts)
Jefferson: Stupide
Jefferson: That's what I think of your financial plan.
Hamilton: Okay.
Jefferson: It means stupid.
Hamilton: Wow, thanks.

The year is 2070. I've been in a coma for twenty years. My children, spouse, and grandchildren stand around me, sobbing. They have given up. They have chosen to pull the plug on my life support. My spouse asks if she can sing to me before they unplug me. The doctors say yes. She clears her throat. "Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman!" I sit bolt upright in bed. "LAFAYETTE!"

Zodiac signs as insults from Hamilton:
Aries- Sit down, John, you fat mOTHER-
Taurus- Yeah, he's not the choice I would have gone with.
Gemini- It's hard to listen to you with a straight face.
Cancer- I hope you're satisfied.
Leo- You stand only for yourself, it's what you do, I can't apologize because it's true.
Virgo- Your father's a scoundrel, and so it seems are you.
Libra- Awesome. Wow.
Saggitarius, which I undoubtedly spelled wrong but am too lazy to fix- Tear this dude apart.
Capicorn- You're absolutely right, John should've shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up.
Aquarius- My dog speaks more eloquently than thee.
Picses-I'm not here for you.

Depending on my mood, I'm either "awesome, wow," or "my dog speaks more eloquently than thee."

...I don't have a dog.

But yeah, depending on whether I feel like "you're stupid and I don't want to engage with you" versus "I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO EVEN MILDLY ANNOYS ME-" makes me either a Libra or an Aquarius. Based on my birthday, I'm an Aries.

Review down below with your actual zodiac sign and your Hamilton insult zodiac sign!