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The twelve gint Darth Vaders stood their ground menacingly. Each waiting for their command from the mighty Brian.

"Luke you better wake the FUCK up!" Chith Chithed.

Luke opened his crusty pink eyelids to see the twelve monolith-like clones of his daddy.

"Squiddly Skwa!" Luke barked as he jummed in the air and kicked his heels together three times.

Dith was piss. He turned to Chith and said "what we gonna do?"

Chith just shrugged ad say "idunno"

Jaim'z was the first to act. He blasted his rootin tootin jet pack up (yeah he's gotta jet pack. Bet you wish you had one) and flew up up up into the air and began shooting at the Darth Vader nearest him and we've got trouble.

The Darth got SO pissed off that he was being shot at that he punched Jaim'z outta the sky.

Luke finally landed after floating from his triple heel click to ask the question on everyone's mind: "how the HECK do we defeat the enemies?"

Chith looked at him friends with a giant question mark floating over his head.

"Wait I'ze gots an ideaz!" Jaim'z said. "Youz guyz ever seen that really old movie, The Empire Strikes Back?"

Luke looked at Jaim'z and said "no"

Jaim'z said, "'memba dat scene in da snow wit da walkin thingz?"

"I think he's onto something!" Chith barked.

"On it!" Said Dith as Dith followed with a big swing of his red saber to one of the Darths legs, cutting through the flesh like butter. He began running around in circles around the foot giggling with glee until the foot was completely severed.

The Dark Vader said "OOF!" and fell down cause he only had one foot.

Chith did the spinny throw with his purple lightsaber and cut right through another Vader's knees and the Vader fell.

Luke ran to another Vader, untied his shoe laces, and tied them back together. The Vader trip and fall.

"Nice use of the force, Luk!" Chith said.

"Thank you master :)" - Luke

"What the FUCK do you thing you're doing" Said Briannnnn! "This is ridiculous!"

"We're beating the shit out of your dumb babies!" Dith said said Dith.

The remaining Darth Vaders swung their humongos sombos at our heroes and the clashing began.

"Slish slash give the dog a splash. Tick tash throw him in the trash. Fish fash fuck him in the ass" said the light sabers as they fought.

Chipgrip wandered aimlessly through the battle cause he was scared of being hit by a saber!

"Get outta here Chipgrip!" Dith yelled.

"Yeah dude fuck off!" Chith said.

"Yeah!" Luke agreeed.

"Fuck outta here" Jaim'z rebuttled.

Side note: Where the fuck is Darry in all this?

Brian forced off the ground and smashed Chipgrip with a rock until he was nothing but pieces.

"You're going to pay for tht!" Said all of the heroes at once.

"No I'm not!" Brain said as he danced around slapping his ass like the cock hole he is.

TO. BE. CONTINUED!

Now I'd like to add a small author's note… So yeah it's been a while since the last chapter. As such I need to address a couple of things that have cropped up. Yes I am aware of the Mandalorian on Disney+. Yes I'm aware of Star Wars The High Republic book series is coming in 2021. And yes those books will in fact be cannon to the story. No many of you have been patient in waiting for these chapters, and for that I am very grateful. Others of you have not been so patient to the point where I'm actually taking time out of this chapter to talk about it. Let me say this once again since apparently it was not made clear when this story began. Star Wars: Return of the Force has NO SET SCHEDULE. The chapters are DONE when they're DONE. And will be released when they're done! In case you haven't noticed I've been more than a little busy the last few months. If you haven't noticed WAKE UP ALREADY. I attended Star Wars Celebration, Disney Expo, and did a very complicated ending to Max Rebo's Big Gay Day Out. Released additional stories in October, beyond my regular workload. Did my regular workload which consists of provoking, thoughtful diatrive for each chapter EVERY WEEK despite conventions and other difficulties. One of those difficulties being moving into an apartment. Let me tell you what goes into writing this series. I watch all 6 original Star Wars movies, then read the entire saga from Episode VII Chapter 1. Which for those of you who don't know is about 18 hours not including bathroom breaks. Individual hand washing adds about half a minute to each session and if see Max Rebo in mirror, hand wash again he tells me to again. Anyway tune in next time for more Star Wars Return of the Force. WHEN. IT'S. READY. DON'T ASK ME FOR A LINK WHEN IT'S UP!