The title of the chapter says it all. After a certain chapter, I stopped doing Abridged Omakes because the story was starting to go into a serious tone. Well, allow me to make up for the hiatus on the omakes by getting back to them and catching up. Though they might be put on hiatus again at some point.

Anyways, consider this my apology for putting them on hold.

Omake 1: Roleplaying

"Greeting and salutations, comrades!" A man yells in an over the top noble voice. "I hope the morrow finds thee well! Sir Kirito, tis truly an honour to meet a warrior such as thee!"

"Damnit, Asuna! This relationship cannot be built upon a foundation of lies!" Kirito complained out loud as Ash tried to hold in a chuckle.

"*Sigh* Kirito, Ash, this is Godfree. I'm told he's something called a… 'Roleplayer'?" Asuna tells them.

"Oh, god…" The black-haired boy says in annoyance.

"Oh, this oughta be good." Ash chuckled.

"HARK! I hath been ordered by out wise King Heathcliff to lead thee in thy first training exercise!" Godfree then says, loudly.

"Training exercise?! I don't need training from YOU! I went head to head with your BOSS!" Kirito argued back.

"Forsooth! And pray tell, how has't that worked out for thee?"

After that Ash burst out with mocking laughter. "... Yeah, I do not care for you. And you can just fuck off." Kirito tells both of them.

"Oh, but Sir Kirito, this might be the exercise of a lifetime. You may never gain such experienced from such a noble ever again." Ash then goes on to mock him.

"... Like I said. Fuck you."

Omake 2: Hiding Kirito

"Now, you may remember that the ending of our, heh, 'fight' was a TAD controversial." Heathcliff states.

"Hey, I heard those air-quotes, you son of a bitch." Kirito says, offended.

"Well, now that they've run out of things to burn, it seems the rioters have reverted to a somewhat primitive, tribalistic society, with one player in particular rising up as their leader." Heathcliff says before stating... "They call him… 'The King of Ashes'."

"Ooh, I feel so inspiring." Ash says as the other two glared back at him in annoyance.

"So, in light of these events, I will be heading to Floor 75 to try and engage the King and Fluffles in peace talks." Heathcliff explained to them.

"Fluffles?" Asuna asked, confused.

"Yes… in a perhaps unsurprising twist, it seems Captain Fluffles has turned traitor and joined forces with the Bandit King." Heathcliff then explained.

(Floor 75)

"WELL, WELL! Looks like we caught us a couple of intruders! What do ya think we oughta do with'em, Fluffles?!"

"*MEOW!*"

"My god, Fluffles, you are one sick kitty! I LIKE IT! BRING OUT THE BOILING OIL!"

(Switch Back)

"Oh, I see. So you need me at the table cracking jokes and breaking the ice. I gotcha." Kirito then says.

Heathcliff then burst with laughter. "NO! God NO! I need you under the BIGGEST rock I can FIND!"

"... Excuse me?" Kirito then asked in annoyance.

"Hmm, how do I put this delicately?" Heathcliff then says before thinking. "Ah. I'm afraid you'll piss someone off and kill thousands."

"Yeah, I could see that." Asuna then says.

"Totally." Ash then nonchalantly said.

"GUYS!" Kirito yelled while looking at them.

"I'm sorry, honey, but if it means avoiding the deaths of innocent players, I think the least you can do is sit this one out." Asuna then told him.

"I'm also gonna need YOU to stay behind and guard him, Asuna." Heathcliff then announced.

"OH SCREW THAT NOISE! I'm coming too!" Asuna protests.

"Look it'll be great! I prepared a nice little cabin for you guys on Floor 22. Beautiful forest, view of the lake. You'll practically have the whole Floor to yourselves. Consider it your honeymoon." Heathcliff proceeded to tell them.

"Bu..ut… honey...moon...?" Asuna then contemplates what he just said. "Oh, well in that case, that sounds… great." She then says with a fake, nervous smile.

"Yup! Can't see any problems with that! You, Asuna?" Kirito also gives off a nervous vibe.

"Nope! You and me alone in the woods for who knows how long? Sign me the hell up!" Asuna says back.

"You mean, 'you and I'." Kirito corrects her.

Then Asuna burst out in hysterical laughter.

"Ah, young love. How I envy you." Heathcliff then says.

"Yeah, don't worry lovebirds. I'll tell ya how it all went when we get back." Ash then says in a mocking tone.

"Actually, I kinda need you to stay with them, Ash." Heathcliff announced.

"OH THANK GOD!" Kirito and Asuna both say in relief.

"I'm sorry, what?" Ash had to ask.

"Well, I believe that you three have gotten along pretty well, so I figured you wouldn't mind." Heathcliff told him.

"Wha-How would it be these two's honeymoon? I'm not being a dumbass third wheel!" Ash says in annoyance.

"Okay, you want me to be honest? I want you gone for the same reasons as Kirito's." Heathcliff then told him.

"... You fucking serious?" Ash asked in annoyance.

"You are literally like his twin brother." Asuna then told him.

"WE'RE NOT BROTHERS!" Kirito and Ash both yell.

Omake 3: Parents and Uncle

Ash was awoken by the sound of Asuna's scream and headed over to her and Kirito's room. "*Groan* Okay, seriously, Asuna. Are these night terrors gonna be, like, a daily thing? Cause at this point, I think we need to get doctors involved." He heard Kirito say.

"WOULD YOU WAKE YOUR ASS UP AND LOOK AT THIS?!" Asuna shouted.

That got him a bit confused as he opened the door, and found them at one of the two beds. "Oh... uh, hello little girl." Kirito says as Ash came over and found some small child in the bed. "Uh, how did you get into our house?"

"I… do not remember." The little girl says.

"Oh, yeah. I'm sure that'll hold up in court." Asuna says.

"Defuq?" Ash asked.

"Yeah, okay Marlowe. Why don't we pump the brakes a bit?" Kirito tells her.

"Yeah, really." Ash agreed.

"So, uh, what's your name?" Kirito asked.

"I believe my name is… Yui." The little girl tells them.

"Aw, that's a cute name. Remember anything else?" Kirito says while patting her head. "Friends? Address? Street corner we can dump you?-OW! What?!" He then says after Ash smacked him.

"No… Are you my… mama and papa?" Yui then asks, referring to Kirito and Asuna.

Kirito then nervously laughed before… "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…"

"Yeah, okay. Let me set you straight you little fruitcake…" Asuna then began to say.

Asuna's Left Brain: Wait wait wait! We can use this…

Asuna's Right Brain: What are you-

Asuna's LB: Ah shh shh shh! Just follow my lead.

"OF COURSE YOU'RE OUR DAUGHTER!" Asuna then says cheerfully.

"WHAT?!" Kirito yelled in confusion.

Then Yui gasped. "Yay!" Before laughing happily.

Kirito's Right Brain: Okay, I'm lost. How did we get a kid?!

Kirito's Left Brain: I have no idea. Why would she lie to her like tha-... daughter of a BASTARD! She doesn't think getting married was a good idea, either! She just doesn't want to be the one to say it! She's trying to scare us off!

Kirito's RB: Oh, well that's simple then. All we need to do is talk it out like adul-*Slapped by LB*

Kirito's LB: Don't you get it?! This is a power move! If we let her have this one, she'll hold it over us for the REST of our LIVES!

Kirito's RB: *Spits tooth and groans* Well then, what the hell do we do?

Kirito's LB: I'll tell you what we do. We play her game… and we WIN.

"Yeah, we and your uncle here are so happy that you're awake!" Kirito then suddenly says while gesturing to Ash.

"Wait, WHAT?!" Ash says out of shock.

"Y-you're my uncle?" Yui then asks.

Ash's Right Brain: Uh… Uh... Wha… how did we get pulled into this?!

Ash's Left Brain: I don't know! Why are they suddenly lying like this?!

Ash's RB: Well, maybe it won't be that bad. She's kinda cute*Smacked by LB* OW!

Ash's LB: Shut up! You can't seriously be happy about this! She isn't even their… daughter-OH THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Ash's RB: What? What is it?

Ash's LB: That bitch is trying to get him to leave her and he's pulling us in because he's too much of a pussy to handle it himself!

Ash's RB: … Uh, I think you might be overthinking things just a tad bit.

Ash's LB: Oh no... no, no, no, no, no. If this asshole thinks he can drag us down with him, he's got another thing coming!

Ash's RB: So, what do you suggest we do?

Ash's LB: Play their little game… and fuck. With. Them.

"Welcome home, Yui!" Ash then says in a happy tone.

"Yay! I love mama, papa and uncle!" Yui then says while happily hugging Asuna.

"And we love you, too… eh'd uh…" Asuna trailed off.

"Yui." Kirito and Ash tell her.

"Yui! Yeah, Yui…" Asuna then said.

Okay, I think that's enough for now. Unfortunately since I just finished another chapter for another story, I don't feel like making anymore at this moment. However, hope you can accept this as my hiatus on writing these. If you like reading, don't forget to follow and check out my other stories if you wish.

Thank you all for reading and stay tuned.