Here's what happens when Mike wins the million. If you don't like it, that's fine.


(Pan up to the final level, Courtney & Mike quickly climb up the ladder to the top. Courtney pops her head up first, only to duck a flying meatball being shot from Chef's bazooka. Courtney leaps up, dodging more meatballs, and sprints to behind a rock. Chef starts shooting the other direction just as Mike pops up. Mike leaps up from the ladder and lands on his feet, and starts running towards the stone.)

Chris: "Oooh, some impressive maneuvers from both Courtney AND Mike! (Flies up to Chef on his jetpack) and unimpressive shooting from Chef! (Chef shoots a meatball at Chris, knocking him out of the air.)

Courtney: (Stops running, & peeks from behind the rock) "Come on! Don't say that, Chris! I'm sure that Chef is doing is best!" (Takes cover as Chef fires more meatballs, where he missed)

Chef: "Aww, thank you, sweetie! At least someone appreciates my…"

(A shiing is heard, Chef looks down to see Mike holding the sword over his head.)

Mike: "Ye-eh-he-hes! I did it! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"

Chris: (Walks up to Mike with the million dollar case) "Mike wins the Million Dollars!"

(Cameron, Sam, & Sierra were the only ones cheering for Mike, as the others look in disappointment.)

Mike: "Yes! I can't believe I've won!"

(Just then, Zoey runs to Mike, giving him a big hug, as he hugs her back.)

Zoey: (Hugging Mike tightly) "Oh Mike! I'm so proud of you!"

Mike: (Chuckles nervously) "Thanks Zoey!"

(They both stopped hugging as they embrace, they were about to kiss, but they get blasted in the face with a meatball.)

Chef: (Chuckles, then clears his throat nervously) "I was just cleaning it, and it went off."

(Mike & Zoey both clean off the meatball, Chris gives the million dollar case to Mike as he & Zoey continue to embrace.)

(Gwen & Lindsay both finally made it up, with Lindsay still carrying Gwen.)

Gwen: "Way to go, Mike!"

Lindsay: "It's great to see you again!"

Mike: (Looks at Courtney, who is sad while being comforted by Duncan, & pulls away from Zoey.) "Thanks! But, can you guys give me a minute?"

Zoey: "Ok."

(Mike then walks to Courtney, who is still sad, & being comforted by Duncan. as she looks at Mike.)

Mike: "Hey, great game. Sorry for all of this mess you guys.."

Courtney: "It's fine. I can't believe that Mal almost killed me! But we're glad he's gone."

Duncan: "Yeah, Mike. Glad he's all gone."

(Mike smiles at the both of them. Mike & Duncan both share a handshake, while Mike hugs Courtney.)

Mike: "You did a great job, Courtney. Great game."

Courtney: (Hugs back Mike.) "Thank you, Mike."

(Mike & Courtney both pull away as he walks back to Cameron, Gwen, Heather, Sam, Sierra & Lindsay.)

Heather: "Well.. Congrats I guess, Mike.. But What is up with Courtney & Duncan coming back-" (She was suddenly hit by a stick in the head by Gwen.)

Gwen: "Whoops! My stick slipped, OLD Heather!"


CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "I've been waiting to do that for FOUR seasons!" (Gives a squeaky giggle)


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The rest of the contestants, are seen congratulating Mike for winning.)

Cameron: "So, Mike. Now that you've won the million, what are you gonna spend it on?"

Sierra: "Will it be something good?"

Lightning: "Are you gonna do something with Sha-Lightning with your own sha-money?"

(Everyone then gets confused at Lightning.)

Lightning: "What?! Lightning's just saying.."

Mike: "Well.. I'll be using the money by owning a nice house for me & Zoey to stay in."

(Everyone else, then awes at this.)

Zoey: (Tears up) "Oh Mike!" (Kisses Mike on the cheek repeadly, as Mike giggles.)

Mike: (Giggling) "Zoey! Ok, ok, ok, that's good."

(Zoey stops kissing Mike on the cheek as they both continued to embrace.)

(The camera pans over to Chris, who hears another cell phone ringing.)

Chris: (Groans) "It's the network.." (Picks it up) "Yes?" (The screams were heard on the phone again.) "Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ok! Done!" (Hangs up) "They are so happy, that they wanna go straight into a new season with an all new cast!"

(Suddenly, the island starts rumbling, steam coming out of the hole in the stone.)

Chris: "Um.. What the hell's going on?"

Duncan: "Um.. Chef? What did you use to make these moats?"

Chef: (Smiles sheepishly) "A fracking machine."

Lightning: "A what?"

Lindsay: "A what machine?"

Jo: "Wow.. I guess THAT'S the reason why It's starting to shake.."

Gwen: "Whoa! You can't say that on TV!"

Cameron: "A fracking machine is a hydraulic drill! …YOU CAN'T USE IT ON AN ISLAND THIS SMALL; IT'S DANGEROUS!"

Sam: "Oh no.. It can't be true!"

Chris: (Nervously) "Why? Wha-what could happen?!" (Water starts gushing out of the stone like a geyser)

Courtney: (Groans in annoyance) "THAT WOULD HAPPEN YOU MOTHER*bleep*ER!"

Cameron: "The island is sinking!"

(Everyone starts screaming, Cameron, Mike, & Zoey all cling to each other in fear, Courtney, Duncan, Lindsay & Gwen all cling to each other in fear, while Lightning & Jo cling to each other, but they glare at each other. Alejandro & Heather also cling to each other in fear.)

Alejandro: "If we die, I'll miss you mi amor!"

Heather: "I'll miss you too!"

(Camera pans to Sierra clinging into Sam in fear, while Scott tries to find somewhere to take cover.)

Scott: (Scared) "Better hide, better hide!" (Runs & hides in the peanut gallery.)


(Cut to the dock of shame, where the yeti walks towards the Flush of Shame, holding a newspaper and whistling. Suddenly, water comes gushing out of the toilet; pretty soon water is gushing out of the Confessional, the mine, even the rocks and trees from the ground. The animals all run for their lives, excluding one squirrel who holds up a sign with a picture of a broken earth, cackling insanely. Water bursts out of the mess hall, the interns floating on one table. The butler plays a violin on the spa hotel patio, as water washes over it. Finally, pan out to the whole island, as it sinks straight into the ocean. Miscellaneous objects float away; Chef just sips his coffee cup as he floats on a rubber duck. Heather and Alejandro pop up from underwater.)

Alejandro: "Are you ok?"

Heather: "Yes. I'm fine."

Alejandro: "But, at least we have the greatest consolation prize of all… each other."

Heather: (Sighs) "Makes sense.." (Fang pops up as well; the two swim off as Fang chases them.)

(The top of a cabin floats by, with the rest of the contestants, and the case on Mike's lap.)

Mike: "We should do this again sometime. Right guys?"

The other contestants: (Annoyed) "NO!"

Lightning: "Sha-no way!"

Chris: (Floats by on top of the confessional) "Well, that's it for our very first All-Star season. But don't worry; we're coming back with a brand new cast! And I guess a brand new island too.." (Chuckles) "Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total Drama All-Stars!"

(Right there, the Boat of Losers comes sailing past, carrying all the animals off the island. Right at the tow is Owen on water-skis.)

Owen: "Look, Ma, I'm water-skiing! (Suddenly trips, causing him to fall right into the water. He pop's back up and chuckles) "THAT was awesome!"

(End credits)


So that's the alternate ending of TDAS My Way!
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