Me: We haven't talked a lout about politics recently so were going talk about global warming.
Aarnav: The actual name is climate change.
Marella: Nobody cares Aarnav.
Sophie: That was not necessary. We have a react to do and an audience to please and they don't care what the proper name for global warming is.
Dex: Humans are failing at stopping climate change. They no what has to be done to stop it so why don't the do it?
Me: I blame capitalism.
Dex: Remind me not to ask a communist who's fault a political problem is.
Me: In my opinion it's not just capitalism fault. It's also because of misinformation.
Fitz: Why do humans have misinformation. There's only one set of fact's.
Me: Mostly because people publish self published political propaganda disguised as entertainment without fact checking anything.
Tam: You should probably be more subtle when you diss your own work.
Keefe: THAT'S WHAT YOUR FOCUSING ON! HE JUST TOLD US THAT THIS VERSION OF OUR SELF'S WAS CREATED TO BE USED AS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!
Linh: That doesn't make any sense. Most of the chapters don't talk about politics and the ones that do don't really glorify communism.
Keefe: So were not communist propaganda tools.
Me: That was just a joke.
Biana: It wasn't funny. Please don't do that to us.
Me: But it was funny to the readers and it kept the chapter going.
Biana: We have feelings to you know.
Me: We already went thou this. You guys don't exist and don't have feelings. Did you know that back in chapter one I said that I would try not to overuse forth wall break jokes.
Marella: You fail harder at that then how hard Sodex sank.
Fitz: I'm not sure that works as a metaphor but I know who are author is so I'm not surprised.
Me: I gave you mallowmelt and rifflepuffs last chapter.(At least I think I did) Your suppose to treat me nicely.
(I want to make so many fourth wall breaks but I want to try to right without breaking one.)
Marella: Nothing on the face of earth could make me respect you.
Me: I have the power to torture you you know.
(I can't take it I have to make a fourth wall break.)
Marella: Your the one who makes me this mean. I'm actually nicer in canon.
Me: Maybe I should bring in Stina so I can wright a mean character without taking Marella OOC.
Stina: Your writing is so bad all paper fear your pencil.
Me: I'm actually writing on a keyboard and this story's being saved on my memory stick.
Stina: Your writing is so bad that your memory stick jumps out of your computer when you start typing fanfiction.
Me: No Stina. Never take the memory stick out of the computer well it's being used. It can hurt your hardware.
Stina: I don't care if you mess up your hardware.
Me: You should. This version of yourself stops existing if I lose this story.
Sophie: REMEMBER TO EJECT YOUR USB STICK BEFORE YOU REMOVE IT!
Me: Don't worry. This story is backed up on another memory stick and a couple of computer hard drives.
Keefe: Remember to back it up frequently.
Me: Ya. Ya. Ya.
The end of the chapter