Gravity Falls Retcon 17
By the end of the Day Dipper was able to get out of bed and Pacifica took him back to the Shack. Dipper was stepping out of the car when Mabel came up to him.
"Dipper! I found this weird crystal in the forest." Mabel said.
"Weird Crystal?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah. A butterfly flew into the path of a sunbeam that passed through it and it grew to the size of a rug! And I saw a family of tiny deer nearby." Mabel said.
Dipper knew exactly what Mabel was talking about and breathed a sigh of relief that he neither needed to use the crystal to grow taller than his twin nor fear Gideon's insane wrath from it.
"Pacifica you want to check it out?" Dipper asked.
"Heck yeah." Pacifica said following the twins into the woods.
Mabel showed them the clearing and a Mountain Lion appeared from the forest.
"AH!" Pacifica and Mabel screamed before Dipper dragged them to the other side of one of the crystal beams.
The Mountain Lion leapt at them before shrinking to the size of a premy kitten.
"Awww it's adorable." Mabel said picking it up.
The Mountain Lion tried biting her.
"It hurts but less." Mabel said.
"This is amazing. These crystals change size when light is shined through them. It's a natural Shrink Ray." Pacifica said.
Dipper pulled out his pocket flashlight and grabbed a crystal, he held it at an angle and shrunk a redwood and then adjusted the crystal to another angle and grew a mushroom.
"Well we know how to use it." Mabel said.
"We could have fun with this." Pacifica said.
"Or we could be responsible." Dipper said.
All three teens looked at each other before laughing merrily. They walked back to the Shack and rigged the flashlight to hold the crystal and stowed it away.
"In the mean time we need to work on our Costumes for Summerween." Mabel said.
"I'm gonna be Archie Andrews so Pacifica maybe dress up as another one of the Archie gang." Dipper said.
"Oh I have an idea." Pacifica said. "So I'm gonna head home, it's getting dark. See you on Summerween."
"See ya!" The Twins said as Pacifica went to her town car and got in the back before leaving.
"Soooo... you and Pacifica." Mabel said.
"What about it?" Dipper asked annoyed.
"She likes you." Mabel said.
"Yeah I know. I like her too. She could have been much worse a person if we didn't befriend her." Dipper said.
"Can you imagine? Pacifica not nice, and bitchy." Mabel said horrified.
"Yeah... imagine." Dipper muttered remembering Pacifica in the original timeline and feeling grateful she isn't here.
The teens went back into the Shack and went their separate ways. Dipper went to the Attic while Mabel sat on the Chair in front of the TV. Dipper called up Wendy.
'How're you feeling Mason?' Wendy asked.
"Better. A bit tender but good." Dipper replied. "So you have a costume for Summerween?"
'What are you going as? Maybe we can match?' Wendy asked.
"Archie Andrews." Dipper replied. "It'll be fun."
Soon they hung up and Dipper laid back in his bed. Aside from getting jumped the day went pretty good for Dipper except...
"Hey Pacifica?" Dipper asked her on the phone.
'Yeah?' She replied.
"How did you and Wendy get rid of Robbie and those creeps?" Dipper asked.
'Wendy round house kicked one of the other guys, and then used her legs to chokehold the other other guy. I tazed Robbie.' Pacifica admitted.
"Nice..." Dipper said. "I'm gonna go get Dinner started for the others. See ya."
'See ya.'
A few days later Summerween started and Dipper woke up to find Mabel at her sewing machine.
"Hee hee hee..." Mabel giggled as Waddles wiggled his snout and snorted.
"What are you dressing up as?" Dipper asked.
"It's a secret!" Mabel said.
"Is it a Farmers daughter?" Dipper asked.
"You're no fun." Mabel said looking at Dipper annoyed and showing her plaid tank top she was making look extra sexy.
"You have a pig, and you don't want to dress as an Archie character. It's not hard to figure you out sis." Dipper said.
Dipper walked to his closet and pulled out the Letterman Jacket he bought and the orange hair coloring spray.
"I wonder what Pacifica and Wendy will dress as. If Pacifica was Jughead I'd crack up." Dipper said.
"Very unlikely." Mabel said kissing her pig.
"You wanna know what I have for a fun idea? Spin the Pig." Dipper said.
"GASP! Like Spin the bottle but with a pig!" Mabel said staring at Waddles excitedly. "We can do it a the Summerween party Wendy invited us to!"
"A party? Cool" Dipper said leaving to take a shower.
End of Chapter 17.
That's it for Chapter 17. Send suggestions for What will happen during Summerween.