Prompt: Send a word and I will write a drabble or headcanon based on it
Takes place during "Cat Orgy"
Shelly exited her parents' car without saying goodbye. She could hear her stupid brother pleading to be dropped off here instead of being dragged to Mr. Mackey's party.
I can't believe they fell for my stupid excuse, she thought. Shelly couldn't risk having her brother tagging along tonight. The fat turd knowing about Skyler was one thing. But Stan lived with her and could spill the beans at any time. Luckily, her mom and dad bought her story that Eric was being punished and couldn't have any friends over under any circumstances.
Shelly crossed the Cartmans' front porch and knocked on the door. To say that she wasn't looking forward to tonight was an understatement. The fat turd was by far the most annoying of her brother's friends. His voice was like nails on a chalkboard. The only reason she accepted the job was because it was finally an opportunity for her to spend time with her boyfriend.
Liane opened the door. Shelly looked at the amount of cleavage that she was showing off with disgust. She's way too old to dress like that!
"Hello, Shelly! Come on in!" the woman greeted warmly.
Shelly followed Ms. Cartman into the house, looking at the photos on the walls of the fat turd's even fatter relatives with revulsion.
Her mind wandered as Liane prattled on about Eric's snookie time and little woogums and tummy rub rubs. The Cartmans' horny cat wailed in the background.
Ms. Cartman's next statement nearly caused Shelly to turn tail and run.
"And make sure he wipes good after he makes bears!"
She couldn't do this. All of the money in the world wouldn't be enough for her to lower herself to… THAT.
Then she remembered why she was doing this in the first place. I can't let Skyler down, she thought resignedly.
Shelly found her voice. "Bears?"
This guy had better be worth it!