I Dream of Venus

by Cluckster

I Dream of Jeannie featuring VK! He's a captain in the Navy, looking for some peace and quiet. She's a djinni called Venus who has come to turn his life upside down! But maybe that's exactly what this captain needs.

14. Final Notice

FINAL NOTICE

The MAGIC PEOPLE ASSOCIATION is sending out this final notice in lieu of Aphrodite's Djinni, Venus's recent misbehavior.

While certain infractions may be overlooked due to the length of time already served having been more extensive than the board had originally expected, the sheer amount of gross insubordination may not. Should behavior not improve, djinni and master shall be henceforth be separated for eternity. A reminder that The Three Big Ones are capital offenses.

Please see the list below of the actions that have been brought to our attention, though not all have been listed here as they are still under review:

Granting one million wishes wish to djinni's master

Pescatary Necromancy

Conjuring Crystal Pepsi

Prehistoric Creature Time Displacement

Granting of wishes not pertaining to djinni's master

Allowing unicorn to be fed cotton candy

Un-granting of wishes not pertaining to djinni's master

Transforming djinni's master into a cephalopod

Erasing all djinni's master's remembrance of cephalopod incident

Wearing white after labor day

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"Venus, there are three pages of infractions! And is this why I keep smelling calamari everywhere? Get down from the ceiling and explain yourself!"