Harry said that she came to the flat today? Sorry I wasn't home. Did everything go okay? -JW
Everything went swimmingly. -SH
Are you sure? I know you don't like talking to people you're not familiar with. She told me she stayed for a while. -JW
She did. -SH
What did you two talk about? -JW
She told me some stories about you when you were younger. -SH
Oh god, I don't even want to know. -JW
Oh no but I do. -SH
(Sends and image of a younger shirtless John Watson)
Oh hello Dr. Watson. ;) -SH
Bloody hell im actually going to kill my sister. Why did she show you this?? -JW
You never told me you were a model. -SH
I'm not. -JW
You were for some time. -SH
How much do you know? -JW
I know enough to know that there's more pictures. -SH
May I see them? -SH
No bloody hell no. No I'm not showing you. -JW
Why not? -SH
They're embarrassing. -JW
I think you look rather attractive. -SH
You do? -JW
Well it's the only logical explanation. You wouldn't be a model if you didn't have attractive attributes. I'm only stating what you already know. -SH
Right of course. -JW
I'm not showing you anymore and that's final. -JW
As you wish. -SH
You're going to go looking for them aren't you? -JW
Smarter than you look. -SH
Pretty damn smart then. -JW
Pretty damn smart. -SH
I'll text Mycroft for some blackmail images of you. -JW
He won't give in. -SH
Do you want to try me? -JW
Go ahead. I dare you. -SH
Good evening Mycroft. -JW
Good evening Dr. Watson, to what do I owe the pleasure? -MH
I am in need of a favour. -JW
What favour are you in need of? -MH
Are you in trouble? -MH
Is Sherlock in trouble? -MH
I'll be able to get you out if it. -MH
Oh no sorry Mycroft. Sorry to alarm you. We're not in trouble. -JW
Then what it is you require? -MH
Sherlock has found a very compromising picture of me from when I was younger and is threatening to use it as blackmail. -JW
You're wondering if I have any that you can use as blackmail against him. -MH
Correct. -JW
I'm certain I have many compromising pictures of Sherlock. -MH
Which type of pictures are you interested in? -MH
The picture he has of me is a picture of me topless in my twenties. Perhaps something of the same sort? -JW
I'll see what I can do. -MH
To save you the anxiety of asking, yes I have seen the picture you're taking about. -MH
Oh well that's brilliant. -JW
Don't fret Dr. Watson. You look rather fetching. -MH
Am I overstepping the boundaries if I ask why you became a model during that time of your life? -MH
Mycroft I don't believe we have any boundaries. -JW
It appears you are correct John. -MH
You called me John. -JW
Stating the obvious as always. I did call you John is that a problem? -MH
No not a problem at all, it's just a little weird. You never call me John. -JW
That is your name is it not? -MH
So we're just not going to speak on it. Okay. -JW
Just for the record. You can call me John. I consider you my friend, you don't need to call me Dr.Watson. -JW
You consider me your friend? -MH
I do. I understand if you don't feel the same towards me. -JW
Why do you consider me your friend? -MH
Are you trying to be humorous again? -JW
I assure you I am not. -MH
Why do you consider me your friend? -MH
Well you always are willing to help me out, for example just now you thought I was in trouble and you offered to get me out of it. You worry about my well being and please don't say you don't because I know you do. I worry about your well being too. I know personal things about you, as you do about me. We go to 'family' events together. I think you get the gist of it. -JW
Interesting. -MH
Have I overstepped the invisible boundary? -JW
No, not at all. As you said, there is not boundary. -MH
I suppose I consider you my friend too. -MH
Thank you. That's good to hear that the feeling is mutual. -JW
I never realised that we were deemed friends. -MH
We have spent Christmas together, I suppose that means something. -MH
I suppose it does. -JW
(Send a shirtless picture of young Sherlock)
Here is the picture you required. -MH
Enjoy blackmailing my brother. -MH
Take care John and don't worry I found out why you took a modelling a job in your twenties. -MH
Thank you Mycroft. -JW
Take care as well I won't even ask how you required that information that fast. -JW
He didn't even need to 'give in', he just sent the picture without questioning me. -JW
I hate my brother. -SH
I hate you too. -SH
I know. -JW
Your brother and I have taken our relationship to the next level by the way. -JW
So it is Mycroft? You're having sexual relations with him? -SH
Bloody hell Sherlock. No I'm not having sex with your brother. -JW
What do you mean then? -SH
He now considers me his friend. -JW
What did he consider you in the past? -SH
Not quite sure but it feels nice to be considered his friend. -JW
Interesting. My brother never was one to have so called friends. He's changing. -SH
So are you. -JW
So which picture did he send you? -SH
Not showing you, I'm going to use it as blackmail. -JW
Actually let me show you, it'll be worse if you know the picture. -JW
(Sends picture)
I am going to kill my brother. -SH
Tell me something I don't know. -JW
You look rather handsome by the way. -JW
Thank you. -SH
You're welcome. -JW
Now, play nice or I'll send the picture to Lestrade. -JW
You wouldn't dare. -SH
If you try me I will. -JW
Likewise. -SH
Do you really think I'm handsome? -SH
God, don't make a big deal out of this. You know you're handsome. -JW
I am handsome, I know. -SH
You're a cock. -JW
I am that too. -SH
I'll be home in a few minutes. -JW
I know. I ordered us Chinese. -SH
You willingly ordered food? -JW
I did. I don't understand why you're so surprised. -SH
It's just you never willingly order food. -JW
As you said, I'm changing. -SH
It's good. Thank you for ordering us food. -JW
No problem. -SH
See you in approximately one minute and thirty seconds. -SH
You knobhead. See you.