Douche 2: Ooooh, the root cellar of evil, where Satan cans all of his vegetables

Smart Girl: Bitch, turn around and look behind you

Douche 2: *Screams like a little girl*

Smart Girl: I told you this was a terrible fucking idea. I fucking told you, did I not?

Lucifer: *pops up* It's rude of you to assume that my root cellar would be this... Plain and small and pathetic, mine is so much cooler, you little shit