Beacon courtyard, night
Dominic was waiting for his brother to arrive.
His current attire was a standard black tuxedo with red lining.
He could see two figures in the distance. He saw his brother and a girl that seemed around Ruby's age. Gregory was in a white tuxedo with cyan lining, and the girl had a lime-green dress.
"Who's you new friend?" Dominic asked. He'd never met the Maiden before.
"This is Ivy. I met her when I "landed" here." Gregory said, subtly letting Dominic know how he got here. "Where's my payment?"
"Not until after the show, then you can have it." Dominic said, he knew how his brother operated. You give him a room, he'll want the house.
They entered the ballroom. Dominic saw Ruby by the punch bowl. "Why aren't you dancing with the others?" he asked the partial-redhead.
"I'm not really good at this kinda thing." she said, embarrassed.
"Are you good at fighting?"
"Yeah."
"Then you can dance."
"What do you mean?"
"Dancing and fighting are practically the same thing, one could even say that fighting is a form of dance. Not every fight you have has to be some sort of life or death thing, it can just be for fun, much like dancing."
"That's beautiful. Where did you come up with that?"
"Gas station bathroom. Do you like concerts?"
"I've never been to one."
"Well I think you'll enjoy this."
Dominic walked to the middle of the room and brought out a microphone. "May I please have your attention? Me and my brother have prepared a little performance that we'd like to share with you all. Gregory, start the music!"
(To the Bone, JT Music)
G: "Wake up you idiot!"
D: "What is it?"
G: "A human has fallen from the surface world."
D: "Really? And you got a bone to pick with him?"
G: "No time for puns!"
D: "Come on, that was a real rib tickler. HA!"
G: "SHUT UP!"
D: "Alright, here we go again."
G: "Welcome to the Underground!"
D: "How was the fall?" (Tries to poke fun at Cinder's surname)
G: "If you wanna look around,"
D: "Give us a call." (Brings out a scroll with a picture of Eggman on it)
G: "We don't see humans often."
D: We're happy you just dropped in." (Among Us Impostor smile)
G: "I'll be so popular, when I show all the monsters what I just brought in!"
D: "Hey, Gregory, mind your manners."
G: "Can it, nobody wants your banter."
D: "Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric."
G: "You're just lazy and apathetic."
D: "Call me what you want, I got thick skin."
G: "Another bad joke and i'm finished with him!"
G: "We are monsters, the awfulest kind."
D: "To mess with us takes a bit of spine!"
Chorus: "We can relate to your determination, because we monsters have our motivations. Humans betrayed us and left us burning, one day we'll make our way back to the surface."
Chorus: "Through all your travels, your sins will follow. The consequences aren't easy to swallow. Who's the real monster? Now you should know. You've cut this story down to the bone!"
G: "Really?"
D: "What?"
G: "The last line of the chorus is a pun!"
D: "Uh huh."
G: "You nincompoop! That was very...clever..."
D: "Thank you." (Smug smile)
G: "You're stuck in the Underground!"
D: "Thanks to the fall." (Again, making fun of Cinder's name)
G: "Good luck ever getting out."
D: "Prepare to brawl!" (Eye ignites for the line)
G: "You could show mercy to us,"
D: "Or turn everyone to dust." (Eyes fill with tar for the line)
G: "Is your heart full of evil?"
D: "Or full of love?"
G: "I, master of glaciers, challenge you to try getting by us!" (Glacier is pronounced in a way that makes it rhyme with us)
D: "Test the human with one of your puzzles."
G: "Brilliant, that'll leave them befuddled."
G: "I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti."
D: "Smells like the creepypasta's ready!"
G: "Dammit, you! I'm done with the joking!"
D: "Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken!"
Chorus: "We can relate to your determination, because we monsters have our motivations."
G: "I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice."
D: "You're only still alive because I made a promise." (Only Cinder heard this line)
Chorus: "You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours, you might even decide to start talking to flowers. Who's the real monster? Now you should know. You've cut this story down to the bone!"
G: "Someday i'll join the Royal Guard, when I catch this child. Can it be that hard?" (Takes a step back after this line)
D: "Look, if i'm being honest. My brother ain't nothing but harmless. I know you and all that you want, you'll get a lot more from me than that font."
D: "The deeper you go, the messier it gets. If I had it my way, you'd already be dead!" (Though this line is directed at Cinder, everyone heard it)
D: "Kidding! If you couldn't tell, I get so bored that I amuse myself."
G: "Down here in the Underground,"
D: "You're all alone."
G: "We wanted to tell you now,"
D: "You're kinda boned."
G: "If you survive this prison,"
D: "You will know nihilism."
G: "Don't mess around with monsters."
D: "They're scared of tiny children."
G: "You've come far but soon you'll stumble, when I stump you with some Junior Jumble!" (Gets out a Junior Jumble page.)
D: "Not too sure you'll get 'em with that."
G: "Alas, i'll hit 'em with a Special Attack!"
D: (Plays three notes from a trombone)
G: "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
D: You know I got a knack, for the trombone!"
G: "One more pun, and then i'm done."
D: "But ain't two skulls better than one?"
Chorus: "We can relate to your determination, because we monsters have our motivations. You know the story's already been told. We can play again if you sell your soul!"
D: "I've got my eye on you so you just Watchitt. I'll find every skeleton inside your closet." (Only Cinder heard this line)
Chorus: "Who's the real monster? Now you should know. You've cut this story down to the bone!"
(end song)
Ruby and the rest of Dominic's team gave a round of applause for their performance.
"That was amazing! Where did you learn to sing like that?" Ruby asked.
"It's just something i'm good at, nothing special." Dominic said. He then turned to his brother and handed him a ball that was half white and half red. That was Gregory's payment. They then saw Jaune...in a dress.
A bit later, Ruby saw someone in black go into the CCT tower. She ran out of the ballroom and called her weapon to her location. She then sped into the tower.
A beast flew over the city of Vale as Ruby used the elevator up the tower.
Cinder just got out of her hiding place to confront Ruby. Before Ruby could say anything, the glass around the tower broke as the beast entered.
"LLIIGGHHTT!"
