Randy's jaw went slack before he let out a long whistle as he pulled his beaten-up white pickup truck into Static's driveway. Given all the times he'd hung around Static, at different gatherings, he'd had no idea the other squirrel was this well off. Heck, they'd even got out to strip clubs a few times together, but then again, they didn't talk about much other than women at those times. Although, now that Randy considered it, Static always was a snappy dresser, but he had just figured he was trying to impress the ladies. Sandy definitely had a wide verity of friends he thought to himself as he got out of his vehicle and looked over the outside of the house as he made his way to the front door.
Three knocks rang out on the door as Randy continued to looked around at the up kept gardens and small fountain pouring into a pond adjacent to the front porch. Randy's attention quickly snapped back to the front door as it opened to his sister's smiling as she held his little niece in her arms.
"Thank ya so much for making it, Randy." Sandy moved aside to allow her brother to enter her friends ornate home.
"Hard to say no to a free dinner fer playing with these little monsters." Randy took Tex out of his sister's hands and held her above his head causing her to laugh back at him while he looked up at her and smiled before bring her back down and placing her over his shoulder causing her to continue laughing. "Man, oh man! Look at this place!" Randy laughed as he walked around the living room and kitchen with his niece still hanging over his shoulder. Randy took a look out the back sliding glass door. "Good god! Look at that yard… and that hot tub." Randy looked back at his sister as she took her daughter from him causing the child to become a bit upset. "Do ya think he'll marry me?" Randy teased as he nudged his elbow into Sandy's side.
"I had no idea ya swung that way, Randy." She gave him an annoyed look.
"I could learn ta love sucking dick mighty fast to live in a place like this." He laughed.
"Randy!" She scolded gesturing towards her daughter in her arms.
"Aw come on. She don't know what I'm saying." Randy rolled his eyes as he walked back to the living room and sat down next to his nephew, Wesley, who was trying his best to crawl off his playmat.
"They learn fast." She continued to scold as she handed him her daughter.
"I guess they are yer kids, so I'll watch it." Randy smiled at Tex before picking up Wes and bouncing each of them on a different knee.
"There is a sandwich in the fridge if ya get hungry, and some chips out on the counter for ya. Help yerself ta anything non-alcoholic ta drink." Sandy put an emphasis on the fact she expected her brother to stay sober. "I should only be gone a few hours, and then we can talk about what we should do fer dinner." Sandy then hastily grabbed her purse and looked back at her brother as she placed her hand on the door knob. "Thanks again, Randy."
Randy smiled back at her. "Anything fer you, sis!" He then proceeded to stick his tongue out at her as she walked out the door. Once Sandy was out of sight Tex took the opportunity to grab hold of his tongue causing her uncle to gag. Randy removed her small hand, that had an alarmingly strong grip, from his mouth appendage before smacking his lips together. "Guess I better work on that gag reflex if I wanna be a kept man." He then looked at his sister's children that we looking back at him dumbfounded. "What? It was a joke! I mean… Y'all heard nothing!" He insisted before lifting them up in the air causing them to take enjoyment in his company once again.