Loud-Casa Group Chat: Smash or Pass [Huniepop Edition]
Featuring: Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, Liam, Rusty.
Nicknames: Changeable
World: Loud-Verse Earth-LCGC1 (Loud-Casa Groupchat Prime)
AN: Since Huniepop 2 - Double Date is going to be released in this February 2021 and Valentine's Day is nearing, I just thought of having the boys doing this game of "date picking" via Smash or Pass method. There will be nicknames and you can review any changes to the nickname you wanted. Without further ado, leave a like, review/request, follow and I hope you enjoy. God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!
-Conversation Begins-
Lincoln: I'll be enabling the nicknames now! You guys wanna change it, it will be in the admin.
Lincoln changes nickname to "Discount Virgil"
Clyde changes nickname to "Claudius Maximus"
Rusty changes nickname to "Rusty Wolf"
Liam changes nickname to "Farm-boy"
Zach changes nickname to "Alienator"
Claudius Maximus: So what are we gonna do today?
Discount Virgil: I was gonna go with White-Rabbit but this is alright since I got my DMC jacket. Anyways we are playing Smash or Pass.
Alienator: What's that game?
Discount Virgil: It's a game where we review a girl and choose whether Smash or Pass. Smash means to befriend or to date with us. Pass means reject or to decline. We have a dozen to choose from and they have short biographies to help us judge the girls.
Rusty-Wolf: Count me in!
Farm-Boy: Alright! So, who do we got Link?
Discount Virgil: We have girls from Earth-673N [Huniepop Universe/Dimension] here in our list. Thanks to Lisa's inter-dimensional observer (with the help of the Author, PiroBal), we have a series of girls that "currently" reside in the town/city of Glenberry. These twelve girls are the current prettiest amongst the bunch.
Rusty-Wolf: Let's get started, Link!
Claudius Maximus: First on the list…
Tiffany Maye - College Cheerleader and Honor Student. Typical cute girl student. Blonde, Blue Eyes. Age 20 (Dec 22), Caucasian American. 5'4'' tall, Fave Color - Pink, Season - Summer, Hangout - School Campus. Dreams - To be a nurse. Pleasure Drive - Normal. (Cup - C)
Votes - Smash 2 (Lincoln, Clyde, Liam) Pass 3 (Rusty, Zach)
Discount Virgil: Why'd Rusty passed?
Rusty-Wolf: Reasons…
Claudius Maximus: Probably anything sports-related like cheer-leading reminds him of Polly.
Farm-Boy: True. I smashed because, I think I can get along with her. She doesn't look too bad.
Alienator: Pass, I'm not much for hanging out in schools but I appreciate how much dedication she had.
Discount Virgil: Clyde and I decided to smash because she just looks fun. And Clyde is relate for being an honor student himself.
Claudius Maximus: True. NEXT!
Aiko Yumi - College Teacher in Mathematics. The Pretty Professor Type. Tiffany's Advisor. Black-Haired, Grey Eyes. Age 28 (Nov 9), Japanese. 5'4'' tall, Fave Color - Green, Season - Autumn, Hangout - Casino. Dreams - To win Jackpot. Pleasure Drive - High. (Cup - D)
Votes - Smash 3 (Lincoln, Zach, Rusty) Pass 2 (Clyde, Liam)
Discount Virgil: Two Words - Japanese Culture. Enough said.
Claudius Maximus: I passed. Although I'd like her as a teacher, Gambling isn't a healthy habit.
Farm-Boy: Same. And I also had enough math on my sleeves.
Rusty-Wolf: Dunno about you guys, but I dig this one.
Alienator: Oh you would. Also, ANIME! Just like Lincoln's.
Discount Virgil: Another man of Culture! Next…
Kyanna Delrio - Baby-Mama/Dropout, Salon Hairdresser, and Workout Enthusiast. Black Haired, Violet Eyes. Age 21 (Mar 16), Hispanic (Mexican/Latina). 5'6'' tall, Fave Color - Blue, Season - Summer, Hangout - Gym. Dreams - A Celebrity Star. Pleasure Drive - Normal (Cup - DD)
Votes - Smash 4 Pass 1 (Rusty)
Claudius Maximus: I can already guess that Lincoln is reminded of Ronnie Anne from her except, much more tolerable.
Discount Virgil: Of course, duh. Plus I feel pity of her for dropping out. The whole "unexpected" pregnancy and being a single mom. I can see where she got her good charms and attitudes.
Farm-Boy: I can get along with her. As long as she doesn't push me too much on workouts.
Alienator: Rusty passed because of another Polly Pain-related tantrum.
Rusty-Wolf: NEXT!
Audrey Belrose - Mega-Witch, Shopaholic, Promiscuous, Hedonistic. Red Hair (Bleached/Artificial), Red Eyes. Age 21 (Apr 6), French. 5'2'' tall, Fave Color - Red, Season - Spring, Hangout - Nightclub. Dreams - HAVE FUN! (Whatever that means to her. Party, narcotics, etc.). Pleasure Drive - High (Cup - B)
Votes - All Pass
Discount Virgil: I think we can all agree on one thing.
Claudius Maximus: Negative Influence.
Rusty-Wolf: I'm not doing what she's doing.
Alienator: My parents are gonna be mad if I took the wrong path.
Farm-Boy: Me Maw would rather have me in a peaceful farm life than partying with illegal stuff.
Discount Virgil: NEXT!
Lola Rembrite - Sporty, Great Baker, and Fun Flight Attendant. Brown-Curly, Dark Grey Eyes. Age 24 (Feb 23), African-British. 5'7'' tall, Fave Color - Sky Blue, Season - Spring, hangout - Coffeehouse/Cafe. Dreams - Fulfilled Adventure (Done because of her position as Flight Attendant). Pleasure Drive - Normal. (Cup - Bet. D to E)
Votes - Smash 3 (Lincoln, Clyde, Zach) Pass 2 (Rusty, Liam)
Alienator: I like me some of that.
Rusty-Wolf: Again, what's the deal with you sporty woman.
Farm-Boy: I like that she can cook but being an attendant may not be adventurous for her when she's with a farm boy.
Claudius Maximus: Finally. Someone of my race. I can deal with this one.
Discount Virgil: Not to be racist, Clyde. But, I love me some chocolates. I dig it with her, she seemed cool. Also she's Half-British, and named after our resident pageant queen. I like her, Luna might like her too. (I'm sorry to Samantha Sharp for this.) NEXT!
Nikki Anne-Marie - Geeky, Gamer-Girl, Alien Enthusiast, Barista and Introverted/Antisocial. Blue Hair and Eyes. Age 18 (May 13), Australian. 5 ft. Tall, Fave Color - Beige, Season - Winter, Hangout - Home with her Games. Dreams - Just be alone with her games. Pleasure Drive - Conservative. (Cup - C)
Votes - Smash 3 (Lincoln, Rusty, Zach) Pass (Clyde, Liam)
Rusty-Wolf: This one, I can get behind. Rocky did got Lucy's attention despite being antisocial.
Discount Virgil: Me too. I think this one can work out,
Claudius Maximus: Pass, it's important to have at least some motivation on something. Plus too much gaming can be dangerous to her health.
Farm-Boy: Ditto to that. I don't believe the "Karens" with their claims of Video games causes violence since she is antisocial but too much screen is bad for you.
Jessie Maye - Tiffany's mother, "Adult" Actress, and Indulgent Promiscuity. Blonde, Blue Eyes. Age 36 (Jan 27), Caucasian American. 5'7'' tall, Fave Color - Orange, Season - Winter, Hangout - Bar. Dreams - Top of the "Adult" Scoreboard (Former Dreams crushed after having Tiffany out of wedlock). Pleasure Drive - Crazily High. (Cup - DD)
Votes - Smash 2 (Liam, Rusty) Pass 3 (Lincoln, Zach, Clyde)
Farm-Boy: She looks someone that could use some help. Plus, I saw one of her clothing choice and assumed that she can be a good farmer one day… just needed to avoid too much of the whole… pleasure thing.
Rusty-Wolf: Two words - Hot MAMA!
Discount Virgil: Just… no. She's Tiffany's Mom. I get that Rusty would considering that he passed Tiffany. Also, she's like… my mom's age!
Claudius Maximus: Let's not forget her… way of dealing with stress. Also, my dads told me to steer away from grownup stuff and videos until I'm old enough to actually understand it.
Alienator: I agree with both Lincoln and Clyde. NEXT!
Beli Lapran - Yoga Instructor, Spiritualist and Pacifistic Vegan. Black Hair, Magenta Eyes. Age 23 (Jun 25), Indian. 5'11'' tall, Fave Color - Lilac/Purple, Season - Autumn, Hangout - Park. Dreams - Just have a normal life away from judgemental eyes. Pleasure Drive - Conservative. (Cup - D)
Votes - Smash 4 Pass 1 (Zach)
Discount Virgil: I like her. She seemed nice. Lucy and her might get along although there might be some differences they'll have to deal with.
Claudius Maximus: I agree. She seemed timid but harmless nonetheless.
Alienator: Meh, too bland. I'm more to the science stuff.
Farm-Boy: If I can show her some fresh crops, maybe we'll get along just fine. Also she's like that Parvana lady. Sucks to have Cultural Barriers for us to actually be more than friends.
Rusty-Wolf: I can understand why she had many yoga students! Sign me up!
Discount Virgil: NEXT!
Kyu Sugardust - An Actual Cupid/Love Fairy with a bit of an attitude! Compare that Tinkerbell! Pink Hair, Green Eyes. Age 384 Biologically/18 Physically (Aug 3/Nigh-Immortal), Sky Gardenian Fairyfolk. 5'4'' tall, Fave Color - Pink, Season - Summer, Hangout - Partner's/Client's Bedroom. Dream - To make her client her greatest matchmaking achievement. Pleasure Drive - Normal. (Cup - C)
Vote - All Smash
Discount Virgil: I mean, for an actual fairy to exist… much more, a love fairy. I think we all know where this is going.
Claudius Maximus: So we're just gonna skip to the part…
Farm-Boy: I'd like to visit her home and have some plants to grow with fruits there.
Rusty-Wolf: Sprinkle me with Pixie dust, girl!
Alienator: I guess fairies can be considered as aliens since they don't live on Earth. NEXT!
Momo Nekomata - An Actual Neko-girl/Cat-Humanoid, Loyal and Optimist. Auburn Brunette (Black fur for ears and tail), Gold Eyes. Age 1 Cat Years/18 in Human-Years Conversion (Oct 2), Cat-Humanoid. 5'2'' tall, Fave Color - Gold, Season - Spring, Hangout - Hiking Trail/Road. Dream - To never be a stray ever again (Having a nice owner, Fulfilled). Pleasure Drive - Normal. (Cup - B)
Votes - Smash 1 (Rusty) Undecided (Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, Liam)
Discount Virgil: Really?
Rusty-Wolf: What? She's cute.
Discount Virgil: I AM NOT A FURRY!
Rusty-Wolf: Say what you will. You watch those animes too, I can tell!
Farm-Boy: I mean, is it really that if she looks more human save for the ears and tail. It can look like a Halloween costume if you ask me.
Alienator: I am confusion.
Claudius Maximus: Safe to bet we stay undecided for this one. NEXT!
Celeste Luvendass - An Actual Alien from another Planet. Bounty Huntress too! White-Haired, Orange Eyes. Age 32 (July 20/Semi-Immortal), Blue-Skinned Tendricidian Extraterrestrial. 5'9'' tall, Fave Color - Silver, Season - Winter, Hangout - Beach (During at Night due to Nocturnal Frigid Nature). Dream - Be able to repair her ship to return to the cosmos/star ocean (Outer Space) or find a peaceful planet to settle there. Pleasure Drive - High. (Cup - DD)
Votes - Smash 3 (Lincoln, Zach, Clyde) Pass (Rusty, Liam)
Rusty-Wolf: Alien? Bounty Huntress? Give me a break. Hard Pass! I don't wanna be tentacled or probed.
Alienator: I dunno. She seemed nice, despite her questionable job choices.
Farm-Boy: Uh-uh. Nope. You can have her, Zach!
Discount Virgil: I like her for her hair. And she's an beautiful alien female so… win-win.
Claudius Maximus: LAST!
Theiatena Venus - Aka. Aphrodite the Goddess of Love! Divine Beauty at its finest. Green Hair/Eyes. Age 10,000 (Sept 1/Nigh-Immortal), Sky Gardenian Fairyfolk (Promoted to Goddess). 5'8'' tall, Fave Color - Pearly White, Season - Autumn, Hangout - Hot Spring. Dream - Just to relax since being a goddess is a heavy responsibility. Pleasure Drive - Insanely/Divinely High. (Cup - DD)
Votes - All Smash.
Discount Virgil: Another all smash! We only all passed on one girl.
Claudius Maximus: If Venus is the embodiment of Divine Beauty since she's a goddess. Audrey is the personification of Diabolic and Deceitful Charms.
Rusty-Wolf: I agree to that!
Farm-Boy: Ditto
Alienator: Again, I consider her as alien since she's not from Earth.
Discount Virgil: Well that's all we have.
Claudius Maximus: I had fun! And get to know girls of various aptitudes.
Rusty-Wolf: Maybe this will boost my chance with the ladies.
Farm-Boy: Can't believe there are other worlds out there.
Alienator: And with Aliens too! Let's do this again someday.
Stella Zhau: What are you guys doing?
Discount Virgil: Oh shoot!
-END-
AN: Welp, that was a parody of the game Smash or Pass from YouTube creators out there. Usually it involves real women (or men) but there can also be anime and game waifus (and husbandos since we don't discriminate). And I added nicknames (which can change depending on the reader's delight). Also this February 2021 is the official release of the sequel game of Huniepot developers (Huniepop 2 - Double Date) so I look forward on playing that game (although it is rated SPG-18/XXX-rated game). Don't worry, this fic is rated-T since I filtered it out.
Questions for this fic:
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