2nd year
Goku: bael caulifla come here
Bael: GOKU IM TRYING TO SLEEP
caulifla: same
Tights: BULMA MOTHER FATHER
bulma: tights long time no see
Tights: im fat
Bulma: uh no your wait YOUR PREGNANT
8 months ago
Vegeta: DA fuqs a condom
Tights: you said you were wearing protection
Vegeta: i was wearing my armour
Back to the present timeline
Vegeta: tights what are you doing here
Tights im pregnant and your the father
Bael: BULMA WHAT IS HAPPENING
bulma: congrats tights and vegeta but do you know how far you are
Goten: mum where is dad
Bulma: shh
Tights: 8 months
Bulma: WHAT
vegeta: what are we naming it
Bulma: IT?
Tights: veggie its a boy
Bael: can you kee. Gohan whats going on
Goku: morning bael
Vegeta: its vegeta tights!
Bael: what your pregnant
Tights: hey bael long time no see
Vegeta: how am i going to raise a kid
Bael: what your the father
Vegeta: wait its a half breed like those two
Bael: I remember when you called gohan a brat good times
Vegeta: wait its name is trunks
Goku: oh hey tights
Tights: hello goku
Caulifla: CMON SHUT UP
gohan: hold on if your naming the boy trunks does that mean trunks is still born
Bael: so goku didnt screw it up
Goten crying
Bulma: well here is the crying
Bael: its alright bulma i got him
Bulma: thanks
Tights: wait so next month im having a kid
Bulma: i guess
Caulifla: thank god me and bael didn't get together
Bael: im right here caulifla
Caulifla: sorry
Tights: alright we will name him trunks
23: i know i know now that vegeta has goku on earth and tights he won't turn majin but don't worry we will deal with that when it comes up and yes we are still getting gotenks except trunks is two years younger then goten now
2 months later
Bael: alright im going out
Caulifla: uh why
Bael: just kidding im lonely haha
Caulifla locks her door
Bael: uh what are you do...
Caulifla swoops in to kiss bael
Bael: caulifla
Caulifla: just shut up
Bael kisses back
Caulifla: im sorry for everything
Bael: its alright
Caulifla: thanks i can always rely on you
Bael: thanks
Trunks: mumma mumma
Tights: shhh trunks
5 years later
23: i know i know i skipped 5 whole years but i have no literal ideas
Goku: so are we going to lunch now
Gohan: just wait dad i have to ask videl
Videl: sure i would
Bael: alright see you guys remember tournament tomorrow
Trunks: im going to win
Goten: No your not
Trunks: yes i am
Goten: no your not
Goku: cmon goten
Bael: bye guys
Vegeta: what is the point of super saiyan 3
Bael: i dont know its just strong
Vegeta: doofus
Trunks: im going to beat goten
Next day
Bael: tournament time
At the tournament
18: hey everyone
Bael: hello 18 and 17
17: hey
Goku: i wonder who i am fighting
Piccolo: who are we fighting
Announcer: the younger kids round will start soon
Goten: yay
Trunks: i will beat you
23: im going to skip the whole goten vs everyone and trunks vs everyone til we get to the final round
Goten: lets go trunks
Trunks: i will beat you goten
Announcer: round start
Goten flys in uppercuts trunks
Trunks falls back but puts goten in a arm lock
Trunks: Kidney punch
Goten: OW OW OW
trunks gets headbutted
Goten: goten attack
And goten knocks trunks out of the ring
Announcer: goten WINS
Piccolo: im going first wait who is that oh shit
Supreme kai: would you like to forfeit
Piccolo: hmf
Goku: uh piccolo whats wrong want me to talk to him
Piccolo: no you dont
Im going to skip up until majin caul... vegeta
Babbadi: oh the girl has feelings inside
Caulifla snaps: ARGHHH
Bael: uh whats go...
Gohan: what is on her head
Caulifla: oi slug brain i want to kill bael teleport me somewhere else
Bael: caulifla what happened
Vegeta: okarot what happened
Bael: i dont know but i think she ha...
Caulifla flys in and hooks bael
Bael not being in super saiyan is bleeding because caulifla was in super saiyan 2
Vegeta: what is going on
Goku: guys what's happening dabura is dead but babbadi isn't
Caulifla: more victims
Caulifla flys in and punches both gohan and goku
Bael: shit whats going on with y..
Caulifla punches bael in the stomach so hard he coughs out blood
Bael: ARG
vegeta: FINAL FLASH
caulifla: silly vegeta
Vegeta: what
Gohan: VEGETA WATCH O..
Caulifla: SHUT UP
And caulifla disintegrates vegeta
bael stumbling: Veg *cough cough* VEGETA
Caulifla: Get up you wimp
bael gets up and screams
Bael: HARHHH RHHHHH HARHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAA
bael has gone super saiyan 2
Caulifla: fin...
Bael uppercuts caulifla
Caulifla: cockroach mo mo more power now
Babbadi: i cant
Caulifla: WH..
Bael knocks caulifla down
Bael: why are you doing this
Caulifla: BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME
bael: what
Caulifla: YOU WHERE A HYPOCRITE
bael: um wha
Caulifla: YOU FLIPPED OUT ON ME WHEN I WENT ON A DATE AND THEN YOU WENT ON ONE
bael: i went out to get a life like you did i had to stop because it annoyed you those 2 years after you stopped going out with him were the best 2 years of my life after i stopped i hardly left because there was nothing to do
Caulifla: oh oh im so sor...
Babbadi : Finally i have enough energy now i have no need for you
caulifla: uh wh.. AGRHHHHHHHH
Bael: CAULIFLA WHATS HAPPENING
vegeta: whats going on
Bael: uh what are yo...
Caulifla: ARHHHHHHHH
bael: CAULIFLA
and caulifla is killed by babbadi
Bael: CAULIFLA
Goku getting up: she is gone
Bael kneeling down: CAULIFLAAA
23: hey guys the whole caulifla dying thing will be like Vegeta dying she comes back to fuse with ba.. goku and also bael will be going super saiyan 3 against buu and also we will have goge oops i mean gotenks obviously lastly i have no patience to do buus speech type so i will just speak with him normally
Gohan: im going back to help the kais i will be back at the look out soon
And gohan flys over to buu
Videl: where is gohan
Goten: whats going on
Trunks: whats happening
Bael: What are you doing here
Goten: helping
Bael: everyone get to the look out, goku go get bulma and the dragon balls
Goku: alright
Videl: where is the look out
Vegeta: follow me
And the whole gohan vs buu happens and we get to the look out where goku does the fusion dance
At the lookout
Goku: Gohan
Bulma: what is going on
Tights: bulma what happened
Goku: gohan uh h.
Vegeta: he is gone
Bael: goku you need to fuse with vegeta
Goku: alright
At the check up station
Caulifla: yemma don't purge me
King yemma: why would i you were controlled and i know whats going to happen
Caulifla: wait so you are waiting until i get brought back
King yemma: they won't be bringing anyone back yet babba will give you a day pass
Caulifla: awesome
At the lookout
Vegeta: IM NOT DANCING
goku: vegeta we have to
Vegeta: NO
Goku: come o.
Bael: vegeta are you willing to let tights and trunks die
Vegeta: dont guilt trip me
Goten: mum my grandparents are still at home
Bulma: how could i forget them
Bael: goten go get them i will hold off buu
Goten: right mr bael
Bael: goku you taught me the dance and it lasts for 30 minutes right
Goku: righhht
Bael: if you fail you will be stuck and i will not be able to hold of buu for 30 minutes with super saiyan 3
Goku: soo
Vegeta: IDIOT we need to use the chamber
On beerus planet
Beerus: huh why am i awake
Whis: oh your finally awake wait is buu back
Beerus: thats why
Whis: are we checking it out lord
Beerus: were is it
Whis: ah on earth I havent seen bael in a while
Beerus: Thats the name of the super saiyan god whis we will go there after buu is killed
Whis: ok my lord
Back at the look out in the chamber
Piccolo: fusion
Goku: HA
Vegeta: this is embarrassing
Goku: cmon vegeta
Near west city
Goten: mr bael
Bael: yea
Goten: can you teach me super saiyan 3
Bael: after all of this goten now go get your grandparents
Babbadi: oh you want to fight me
Bael: yep
Babbadi: but your power is no where near buus
Buu: can i fight you
Babbadi: QUIET BUU
Bael: sure buu is it
Babbadi: prepare to die
Bael: hold on im not full power yet
Babbadi: it wont change anything
Bael: alright
Bael transforms
Bael: this is a super saiyan
Babbadi: you are still weaker
Bael: hold on now
Bael transforms
Bael: this is a super saiyan above and super saiyan so basically super saiyan 2
Babbadi: nothing changed
Bael: AND THIS
at the lookout
Bulma: whats bael doing
Near west city
Bael: IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND AHHHHHHHHHHH
babbadi: ARGH
Baels super saiyan 3 theme is called lower brinstar from adepto the wonder
Bael: and this is a super saiyan 3
Buu: can i fight now
Babbadi: now
Buu flys in throwing lots of punches
23: hey guys just dropping in baels super saiyan 3 is about 20% stronger then gokus
Bael: you do know i am stronger then you
Buu throws more punches
Bael dodges all of them and hooks him
Bael: christ this form is damaging on my body
Bael senses goten going back to the lookout
Bael drops out of super saiyan 3
Bael: buu i can sense you are not bad stop taking orders
Buu: huh
Babbadi: don't listen to him
Bael: cya
And buu kills babbadi and goes to mr satan
And we get super buu
Bael: are you fused
Goku: nope Vegeta is being stubborn
Vegeta: goten and trunks will fuse
23: im going to skip until buutenks
gohan: caulifla what are you doing on supreme kais planet
caulifla: i sensed your energy and came here
and i will skip until old kai is awaken
old kai: Where am i
gohan: you look really old
old kai: what did you do why do i sense buu
supreme kai: uhhh
old kai: i will teach this person a new power
caulifla: will it be strong enough to beat buu
old kai: one condition
gohan: yea?
old kai: i get a kiss
caulifla: ew no way
old kai: FINE
23: im going to skip to buutenks absorbing everyone
Old kai: take my life and these if he fails you will need to fuse
Caulifla: wait how long does it last
old kai: forever
caulifla: alright i will fuse with bael
back on earth
bael: guys im here i have got more of a hold of super saiy... GUYS WHY DOES BUU HAVE GOTENKS OUTFIT
gohan: he fused
goku: Whats on me
Vegeta: kakarot watch out
goku: ARHH
now he have buuko
gohan: Dad no
vegeta: gohan whats on me
gohan: vegeta your being absorbed
vegeta: gohan WATCH OUT
and now we have buuhan with fat buu piccolo gotenks vegeta gohan and goku absorbed i would put buuhan now at super vegito level
caulifla: BAEL CATCH
bael: got it
caulifla: put it on your right ear
Bael: done
and bael and caulifla fuse
?: we are bulifla
buuhan: What how are you this strong