I've been waiting to do this chapter forever! XD

Fate/Kyon's Order

A Haruhi Suzumiya & Fate/Grand Order Crossover

by Derald Snyder

Part 14: The Arrival Of Haruhi Suzumiya

*Rayshift Chamber*

"Welcome back, everyone," Roman greeted Ritsuka and the others. "I'm glad you're all still alive and kicking... ugh, I can't believe we had to get bailed out by Nagato's fellow aliens, though..."

"It is fine," Yuki shook her head. "Kuyou Suou is a difficult adversary to deal with, even for us... we only won by all working together."

"I still can't believe she destroyed my Boat of Heaven, though!" Ishtar growled in annoyance. "I mean, yeah, I can re-summon it at any time, but still...!"

"You got off better than me," Dantes grunted, blood staining his clothes. "I might need to pay a visit to the Medical Ward..."

"There is no need!" a strong female voice called out, a brunette with red eyes and a red sweater rushing into the chamber. "I shall take you to Medical myself! It is vital that an injured patient not move and aggravate their wounds!" With that, Florence Nightingale promptly grabbed Dantes and slung him over her shoulder before dashing off! The look on the avenger's face could be described as a mix of resignation and terror.

"Yare, yare," Kyon grunted as he walked into the room. "Nightingale's on the job as always, huh?"

"Yeah, this is why I prefer going to Jekyll for my checkups," Mordred sighed. "At least his berserker tendencies only come out when he drinks the potion..."

"Are you sure that's the only reason, Mordred~?" Ishtar teased. "I am the Goddess of Love, after all~!"

"W-w-wha-" the blonde saber blushed furiously. "What are you gettin' at?! Okay, so there's also the fact that we worked together during the London singularity, so what?! D-don't read anything else into it!"

"But isn't he one of the few around here that can call you a girl without you screaming bloody murder?" Ishtar prodded.

"Hey, yeah, now that you mention it..." Kyon realized.

"Sh-shut up!" Mordred screamed. "Or I'll take your head off! I don't care if you're one of Father's friends or whatever! Dammit!" Unable to take any more, she promptly ran out of the room, Kyon stepping aside to let her pass.

"...Don't you think that was going a bit too far, Tohsaka?" Medusa commented.

"Not my fault she's too stubborn to admit her feelings," Ishtar shrugged. "Anyway, I'm heading back to my room for some R & R. Bye-bye for now!" She floated off through the door.

"Yeah, I've got to start on the paperwork..." Ritsuka sighed, clearly not looking forward to it.

"I'll come with you, Senpai," Mash said, the two going off together, Ritsuka only stopping to hand off the Grail to Roman.

"Well, at least it all worked out in the end," Kyon stated. "Nagato, what's that you're holding? Is that Haruhi's...?"

"Yes, she gave it to me before we rayshifted back," Yuki nodded. "Do you want it?"

"...No, that's fine. I don't need a ribbon to remind me of her," Kyon shook his head with a smile.

"Understood. Medusa, what will you do?"

"I think I'll follow Ishtar's lead and head back to my room," Medusa replied as she shifted back her casual clothes. "Hopefully my sisters won't pester me too much..."

"I'll go with you then," Kyon offered. "If that's all right, Nagato-san."

"It is fine," Yuki concurred. "I have business to attend to, myself..."

*Summoning Chamber*

"So you're saying you want to try using this ribbon as a catalyst?" Nikola Tesla summarized.

"Correct. Fujimaru-san should be here momentarily," Yuki stated.

"Well, it's not the strangest thing that's been used as a catalyst," Thomas Edison mused. "Of course, I remember the time Tesla tried to use an AC battery as a catalyst, and he only ended up getting some strange food disposal toy with lilac hair!"

"Your catalysts haven't been much better, you fool!" Tesla retorted. "At least I managed to summon a servant the one time, even if it was you!"

"If I'd known you were the one pulling the lever, I wouldn't have answered!" Edison snarled back.

"Quiet," Yuki intoned. Immediately the two rivals went silent, their mouths moving but no sounds being produced. Upon realizing this, they turned their attention back to the alien caster... "Now then, please make the preparations for the summoning. I will restore your voices when we are ready. Understood?" Edison and Tesla quietly nodded, before going about their business.

A few minutes later, Mash and Ritsuka arrived. "It's awfully quiet in here..." the latter observed.

"Yes, I thought for certain that Edison and Tesla would be arguing again," Mash added.

"I have... muted them for the time being," Yuki spoke up. "It was more efficient than attempting to contact Madam Blavatsky."

"...I wonder why none of the other casters thought about doing that," Ritsuka mused, his head nodding slightly in approval.

"Perhaps we should suggest it to them next time, if Blavatsky is unavailable," Mash appended.

Soon, Edison and Tesla stood before the group, indicating they were finished. Nodding, Yuki tapped the floor with her staff, intoning, "You may speak again. Please refrain from further arguments until the summoning process is complete."

"Yes, ma'am," the two said in stereo, moving to their positions.

"Well, let's see if this catalyst works..." Ritsuka said. "Edison, I think it's your turn this time."

"Good! Let's see if the alien's catalyst works, then!" the lion-man stated, reaching for the lever.

"Master just said that, you fool!" Tesla facepalmed. The lever was then thrown, activating the system... a ring of rainbow orbs appeared, the sign of a certain servant's summoning! "Well, I'll be..."

"At last!" Edison roared in triumph. "No longer can you hold your summoning of me over my head, Tesla!" A flash of light as the orbs collapsed into the middle, a beam of prana shooting upwards into the ceiling! Soon, a humanoid figure became visible, wearing what appeared to be bunny ears... "Wait, what?!" Edison gasped. "What is the meaning of this?! I've summoned a playboy bunny?!"

"It is fine, Edison-san," Yuki spoke up. "The summoning performed exactly as I expected. There is no cause for anger." Soon the light faded completely, revealing a familiar face with brown hair slightly shorter than shoulder length, held in place with a yellow headband and yellow ribbons tied on both sides. Her bunny suit was also brown in color, revealing that she possessed a decently sized bust. Her eyes soon opened, revealing golden irises that focused on the young man before her.

"Hello! I'm a Ruler-class Servant! My True Name is Haruhi Suzumiya. I have no interest in ordinary humans, but you must be special if you managed to summon me!" she greeted, leaning forward slightly and winking. "So, if you have any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers here, bring them to me. That is all."

"Greetings, Suzumiya-san," Yuki spoke up. "It is good to see you again."

"Huh? Yuki?" Haruhi looked over at the caster, doing a double-take. "You're here, too?"

"Yes, under slightly different circumstances," Yuki nodded. "As for your new Master, he is actually a time traveler, of sorts..."

"Really?!" Haruhi's eyes lit up as her grin widened. "Wow, I'm glad I answered the call then! Something about saving humanity, right?"

"Y-yeah. I'm Ritsuka Fujimaru," the Master introduced himself. "This is Mash Kyrielight, a Demi-Servant."

"Demi-Servant?" Haruhi looked over at her. "Wait, lemme guess... you used an actual human body as an anchor?"

"Something like that, yes," Mash nodded. "My Saint Graph is that of Galahad, Knight of the Round Table."

"You mean, like the legend of King Arthur?" Haruhi's face contorted in confusion.

"Yes, and King Arthur is here as well, albeit somewhat different from the stories that have been told," Yuki stated, before looking over at Edison and Tesla, who had degenerated into bickering again. "Must I call upon Madam Blavatsky again?" Immediately the two went silent, looking mildly ashamed.

"Madam Blavatsky?! As in Helena Blavatsky?!" Haruhi gasped. "She's here?! Sweet! You have to let me meet her! She was one of my biggest heroes growing up! Please?"

"A-alright, alright, we'll take you to her," Ritsuka laughed nervously. "She's probably at the library right now..."

"Okay! Let's go, then!" Haruhi affirmed, walking forward confidently... only to stop a few moments later. "Wait a minute..." She reached a hand up, feeling her bunny ears, before looking down at herself... "AHHHHHH! What the hell am I doing in this getup?!" She cried as she fell to her knees in shock. "Don't tell me this is how history remembers me best?! Seriously?!"

Suddenly Ritsuka understood why John Smith had the attitude and disposition that he did...

*To be continued...*

Poor Haruhi... XD Next time, our favorite goddess tours Chaldea!