"RUBY THE COOKIES ARE BURNING!"
"WHAT! WHERE ARE COOKIES?!"
There were no cookies, only a laughing Chris. He woke up everyone in the dorm in the loudest possible fashion.
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Yang smashed a pillow to her face.
Blake was huddled in a corner after falling off her bed, the loud noise was amplified by her Faunus ears. Chris kind of felt a little guilty for that one, but couldn't express the reason out loud if asked.
"I must say Weiss, you having the tame reaction in this group is kind of strange."
"Oh? Don't mind me, I'm just thinking of ways to hide the body." completely serious.
"Why hide my body? I'm beautiful and should worshiped like the sex god I am. Isn't that right Yang?"
"Me?! Why are you asking me, I'm your cousin!"
"... I didn't hear any no?"
"Ugh, just shut up!" Yang was slamming her face into the pillow with full force.
"Alright, now that you're all up, it's time to unpack and decorate. Up and at em Team RWBYY!"
"Yay! First order of business Team, we follow what he says! Then once we finish, we get food and head to class!"
"That's... surprisingly sensible. I have expected you to forget we even had class today." Weiss mumbles.
"I would've if big bro didn't drill the importance of learning into my brain! The first week... was the worst. Spider... reproduction. Seared in my brain." shivering to herself.
...
"..." Yang kept opening and closing her mouth, before just giving up.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" saying what everyone was thinking.
"... you do realize there's a Grimm spider? It's the same shit as studying Grimm anatomy."
"... honestly I didn't even think of that." Blake finally calmed her racing heart and her ear ringing stopped.
"This is why learning is important, Grimm act like animals and/or whatever the thing they look like. You can use that against them."
"Yeah! Like making a Beowolf wait to attack really annoys them, they want to rip into their prey as soon as possible."
"Oh! Or how a boarbatusk will charge in a straight line when enraged!"
"That's right. Good job remembering that Ruby." ruffling her hair.
She giggles and starts to unpack her things. The others soon follow, taking notice of how Chris just stands there.
"So... do you not need to unpack?" Yang asks.
"I am the pack."
...
"Is this your 'bullshit' semblance again?"
"Part of it."
"Speaking of, if we are to be teammates for our time at Beacon, shouldn't we all share our capabilities with each other?" Weiss seems willing to be the group voice of reason.
"My capabilities? Everything."
...
"Anyone other than him?"
"My semblance makes me really fast! Like zipping around a room in less than a second fast!" Ruby demonstrates and a bunch of rose petals fall on the floor.
"Good... start. Yang?"
"My semblance allows me to gain power when damaged and angered. If I take enough to still be standing, I can end most fights in a punch."
"Better. Blake? What about you?"
"... my semblance lets me create shadow clones of myself, which I can use as an escape or infuse them with dust for an attack."
"Alright, that's useful. My semblance is probably one of the most well known in all the kingdoms, the Schnee family is also famous for having hereditary glyphs and summoning abilities."
...
"I've decided I'll tell you a little bit about my semblance."
"You will? Anything is better than nothing." Yang wanted to know at least a little about Chris's semblance.
"Let's have a little show and tell. You ask me questions related to powers, I'll see if I can do it or not."
"O...k? We all saw those Grimm teeth pop out of thin air at the entrance ceremony, is your semblance some sort of personal storage?" Blake went to the point.
"It's part of it, yes Blake."
"Uhhhhh... does your semblance give you weapons? I saw you practicing in the backyard one time, and you cycled through dual swords, a katana and nunchucks? Were they all different weapons or a mecha-shift?" Ruby wondered that for a while.
"They were all different and it technically does give me weapons, but they don't come often and I don't think in the way you're thinking."
"Does your power give control over wind? I saw your throwing wind projectiles in the backyard as well." Yang also saw him training.
"It gives me the ability to use wind to a limited degree, along with any other element I can think of."
"... I have no idea what to ask you because Blake and I had the same question." Weiss unhelpfully chimes in.
"The answer in short to any question you could ever ask, is maybe or yes."
...
"No fucking sense!"
"I can fuck the sense right out of the world Yang."