Class 2-A was in the living room when the door opened,Oboro was carrying on his back a loopy looking Aizawa,his eyes unfocused as a frown adorned his face,cheeks flushed lightly pink.

-Is he drunk?-Asked an utterly concerned Iida debating between scolding his own teacher or just sighing and just roll with it.

-No!-Quickly cried the cloud hero.-He got hit with some kind of drunk quirk and well...I think he is high up the cloud,but don't worry he won't bother You,I will just take him to his room.-As soon as he said that he let out a yelp as Aizawa grabbed his hair and rubbed his face against it.

-So soft...I could die for this hair...Like a cloud...-The class giggles.

-You can leave him here,I doubt he would bother anyone plus I don't think it's wise to leave him alone when he could do only gods know what in his current state.-Supplied Yaoyorozu though a voice at the back of her head told her she was actually doing this because she had curiosity to see their usually composed teacher be so out of it.

-...If you said So,I can't stay since I have to go back to the agency but if he gets difficult you are allowed to put him out.-Says the blue head as he manages to get Aizawa off him and to sit on the couch where he all but melts.

-Okay!

As soon as Oboro left all eyes fell on their loopy teacher who was poking an empty bottle of orange juice before grabbing it and looking at it like it held the world's answers.

-Clear orange juice...?Oh it's empty.-The students had to cough to hide their laughter,dude he really was out of it.

-Aizawa Sensei,how are you feeling?-Asks Shinso flatly,black narrowed eyes fall on him,then he leans forward and pats his head,making Shinso's eyes go wide and the others stiffle giggles.

-You are such a good kid Toshi!-Shinso's face went full red at the nickname only his parents used.-So good and strong!

-What about me Sensei?-Asks Kirishima pointing at himself with a huge grin.

-You too!You are good kids all!I'm so proud of You!-That made the students tear up a bit,they knew Aizawa was proud of them,he showed it more with actions than words but there was just something about hearing it out loud that made them feel warm.

-Sensei,what was your most desired wish as a kid that never came true?-Asked Ashido with a devious grin,Iida taped at her scandalized but before hey could scold his pink friend Aizawa opened his mouth.

-Coffee!-Said the erasure hero raising a hand and all,a determined look plastered on his face.-I wish I could cry coffee!Because I would get free coffee and that would make me so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more Coffee!

-Sensei are you Okay?-Asked Kaminari utterly horrified.

-Yes!Because Coffee!- The class blinked.-Hey did you know that if you water water it grows?!- He asked out of nowhere leaning forward with wide eyes,for a moment they could swear they saw a flash of red on his eyes.

-What?

-He's got a point.-Says Jirou half smiling.

-Sensei what are your existential questions?-Asks Tokoyami innocently.

-I don't think taking advantage of him like this is-

Iida didn't manage to finish because Aizawa cut him off.

-Is the ocean salty because the land never waves back?!- Kaminari choke on his spit and so did the others.-Why are babies not 9 months old when they are born if they spent 9 months inside a womb?Why is Monday so far to friday but Friday is so close to Monday?Can a crip donate blood?Can a teacher give a homeless kid homework?What color are mirrors?What does water taste like?If I weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos am I 1% nacho?If sperm makes babies and is found in testicles then ball really is life!How can lawyers argue without crying?If you know a UFO is a UFO then it's a FO and when it lands it's just an O!Isn't weird that in animals seeing ribs collar and hip bones is considered sick or even abusive but in people that's considered beautiful?Did-Sushi!-His rambling was cut off as he bolted off the couch towards the tabby leaving the students in complete utter silence.

-Dude you just opened the box of Pandora.-Said an utterly horrified Kaminari glancing at Tokoyami.

-I never saw Aizawa as the type to have that kind of questions.-Said Ojiro equally horrified.

-My uncle is a lawyer and for what he told me it gets like super close the crying issue.-Says Yaoyorozu mortified as they watch their teacher rubbing his cheek against Sushi's own cheek,a look of pure bliss on his face.

-We shouldnt' take advantage of his current state.-Reprimanded Iida hastily,the class pouted but obeyed.

When Aizawa finally came out of it he definitely didn't went full red as he recalled everything that transpired.