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Theme song: "Welcome to the Club" by Manian

A/N: This would have been out sooner, but the site was acting up.

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The ferangi felt out of place and stood to the side as the Averners prepared to leave.

Nog looked up when he saw Superman enter through the window.

"Sorry, no cookies today." Tony says, annoued.

"Who invited him?" Quark muttered.

Nog jogged over to the kryptonain, his father right behind him. "You got my call." Nog said, relieed.

Superman's cape melted and dropped to the ground, reforming into a humanoid figure. "We did." Odo grunts, "What's the situation?"

"Tony built an android!" Rom says. "And he's not too happy."

"An android?" Odo confirms. He's no expert on Earth history, but even he knew that wasn't supposed to happen now.

Superman quirks a brow. "I take it that means something for the future?"

Nog nods, "Yes. According to history, the first android was built in 2336. Three hundred twenty-one years from now."

"So Ultron doesn't make the history books, what's the big deal?" Barton cuts in.

"The big deal is something has changed. Someone is messing with the very fabric of time!" Shouts Rom.

Glaring at Quark, Odo recalls their little adventure in 1947 and mutters, "Sounds familiar."

Quark raises his hands, "It wasn't me."

Setting down his helmet Tony stares into space. Carefully, he says, "Or maybe, something else..."

...

Superman hands in the church and sets Nog down.

Ultron circles the stone throne, "Sorry, girls. No girl scout cookies today. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Nog approached the silver android, doing his best to ignore Ultron's newfound height. Superman stood behind him at the ready, his cape billowing in the breeze.

"I have a proposition for you." Nog announced.

"Oh?" Ultron chuckled, "And what could you possibly have that I would want?"

"You want to destroy humans. Why?"

"I was desgned to bring peace to the world. Humans wage wars, killing each other and anything that gets in their way."

"What if I told you, that in about a century humans will no longer be at war? That they'll eventually bring as an end to poverty and world hunger" Nog takes another step forward. "You don't have to kill the humans to achieve peace."

Ultron pauced, consider Nog's words. He knew from Stark's the ferangi was from the future. "What do you suggest then?"

"Let humankind live, let them make their mistakes, for one hundred years. You'll see they aren't as bad as you'd think."

"And if they don't do everything you say they will?"

"...what you decide to do then, will be up to you."

Ultron brings a hand up to his chin, looking thoughtful. "Hm, deal." he holds out his hand.

Nog accepts the handshake to solidify their deal. He then pulls out a packet of rolled up papers from his should bag. "If you would just sign here."

Smirking in amusement, Ultron signs the contract.

The moment is unterrupted by a flash and slow clapping.

"Bravo, peace in your time, indeed." Says a caucasian man wearing a 24th century Starfleet captain's uniform.

Next to him was a green skinned man, dressed in a Batman t-shirt and jeans. He saunters forward, giving them a mock salute. "Ultron. Others. Let's skip the formalities and get straight to the point. I met you", he points to Ultron, "in the Earth year 2243. You're meeting me now. When I met you you knew me very very well. According to this guy", he jabs his thumb back at Q, "for that to happen, i have to stick with you now. Help you learn about humanity and junk."

Q rolls his eyes, "How eloquently put. But yes, that about sums it up."

Neither Ultron's programming or the internet could have prepared him for this nonesense.

Asking what they were all thinking, Superman speaks up, "And you are?"

Leaning against the church wall, Q answers, "I'm Q the Omnipotent. I've been sent by the Continuum to ensure you abide by that contract. Soredn", he inclines his head to the green man, "will be keeping tabs on you for me."

With that, Q snapped his fingers and disappeared in a flash.

Grinning at the mechanical marvel that was Ultron, Soredn asks, "So, we anywhere near China? I hear they've got great food."