I'm glad that Mycroft managed to get you out of it. I asked what strings he had to pull but he wouldn't say. -SH
I'm glad too. I think I would have died out there. Fuck, that would have been bloody terrible. -JW
Mycroft is a powerful man, we shouldn't question his ways. -JW
I agree. -SH
He says he operates a minor position in the British government and then does something like that. -JW
Now we've got that out of the way, what would you like for dinner? -SH
How about Thai? We haven't had that in a while. -JW
Sure, I don't mind. -SH
I'll order in. -SH
Okay, sounds good. I'll be home a little late, a colleague told me that there's traffic. I'm going to call a cab now, hopefully the traffic hurry's up. -JW
Traffic cannot hurry up. It's congestion. -SH
I don't care. It's so annoying. -JW
Why don't you walk home? -SH
I get recognised too often. It's annoying having to talk to people. -JW
I thought you liked our fans? -SH
I do, just not when they're asking personal questions about us. -JW
Questions such as... -SH
'Are you and Sherlock shagging?' -JW
People really ask you that on the street? -SH
They do. It's so annoying. I hate it. So I just take cabs everywhere now. Or Mycroft kidnaps me and I end up home at some point. -JW
Mycroft still kidnaps you? He should really find another way to communicate with you. -SH
You two text, do you not? -SH
We do. He just finds it entertaining to kidnap me. I think he thinks that I wouldn't just meet him at a coffee shop or his office to talk. -JW
He doesn't understand social cues. I'm the better sibling in that department. -SH
Are you really though? -JW
Of course I am. -SH
You once slapped someone on the back because you thought they were choking. They were laughing. -JW
It's not my fault that their laugh sounded like choking. -SH
I thought they were in danger and I tried to help them, that counts for something. -SH
It does. Well done. Would you like a gold star? -JW
I would actually. -SH
I have gold stars in my office. I'll bring you one home. -JW
Would you like a lollipop too? -JW
Now you're just mocking me. -SH
Could I have an apple lollipop? -SH
Of course, you're such a good boy. -JW
I'm not a dog, John. -SH
Of course not. -JW
You're a man child. -JW
That's not even a thing. -SH
It is. -JW
Is not. -SH
It is. -JW
It's not, John. -SH
And now you're sulking. -JW
Man child. -JW
I hate you. -SH
I hate you too. -JW
I'm leaving now, see you at home. -JW
Don't forget my star and lollipop. -SH
