I'm glad that Mycroft managed to get you out of it. I asked what strings he had to pull but he wouldn't say. -SH

I'm glad too. I think I would have died out there. Fuck, that would have been bloody terrible. -JW

Mycroft is a powerful man, we shouldn't question his ways. -JW

I agree. -SH

He says he operates a minor position in the British government and then does something like that. -JW

Now we've got that out of the way, what would you like for dinner? -SH

How about Thai? We haven't had that in a while. -JW

Sure, I don't mind. -SH

I'll order in. -SH

Okay, sounds good. I'll be home a little late, a colleague told me that there's traffic. I'm going to call a cab now, hopefully the traffic hurry's up. -JW

Traffic cannot hurry up. It's congestion. -SH

I don't care. It's so annoying. -JW

Why don't you walk home? -SH

I get recognised too often. It's annoying having to talk to people. -JW

I thought you liked our fans? -SH

I do, just not when they're asking personal questions about us. -JW

Questions such as... -SH

'Are you and Sherlock shagging?' -JW

People really ask you that on the street? -SH

They do. It's so annoying. I hate it. So I just take cabs everywhere now. Or Mycroft kidnaps me and I end up home at some point. -JW

Mycroft still kidnaps you? He should really find another way to communicate with you. -SH

You two text, do you not? -SH

We do. He just finds it entertaining to kidnap me. I think he thinks that I wouldn't just meet him at a coffee shop or his office to talk. -JW

He doesn't understand social cues. I'm the better sibling in that department. -SH

Are you really though? -JW

Of course I am. -SH

You once slapped someone on the back because you thought they were choking. They were laughing. -JW

It's not my fault that their laugh sounded like choking. -SH

I thought they were in danger and I tried to help them, that counts for something. -SH

It does. Well done. Would you like a gold star? -JW

I would actually. -SH

I have gold stars in my office. I'll bring you one home. -JW

Would you like a lollipop too? -JW

Now you're just mocking me. -SH

Could I have an apple lollipop? -SH

Of course, you're such a good boy. -JW

I'm not a dog, John. -SH

Of course not. -JW

You're a man child. -JW

That's not even a thing. -SH

It is. -JW

Is not. -SH

It is. -JW

It's not, John. -SH

And now you're sulking. -JW

Man child. -JW

I hate you. -SH

I hate you too. -JW

I'm leaving now, see you at home. -JW

Don't forget my star and lollipop. -SH