(John sends pictures of his coat collar turned up and his cheeks sucked in)

Ooo look at me, I'm the famous Sherlock Holmes. I'm so brilliant and cool with my superior cheekbones. -JW

Stop that. That's ridiculous. -SH

I think it's accurate. -JW

I don't do that! I certainly do not say that. -SH

Yeah you do. You may not say it but you think it. You practically ooze it. -JW

Well if that's the case. Look at me, I'm John Watson. I like jumpers and tea, I run around London with Sherlockand blog about it. -SH

Okay shut up, that wasn't good. -SH

Wow the brilliant Sherlock Holmes isn't good at something? Surprising since you're good at every other form of mockery. -JW

Imitation is the lowest form of mockery. -SH

But the best form of flattery. -JW

That's why I wasn't insulted by your attempt at it. -SH

I do have nice cheekbones. -SH

I was just having some fun. I could have gone on. -JW

Oh, you could have? -SH

Yes, but I'm not going to. -JW

You shouldn't, it's very dull. -SH

You think it's funny. -JW

Ah yes, you can hear me laughing. -SH

Your mental laugh is probably very menacing. -JW

It sounds like superior intelligence and good looks. -SH

With a hint of arrogance and self-absorption. -JW

Shut up. You think I'm cool. -SH

Doesn't mean I don't enjoy making fun of you from time to time. -JW

I don't mind. I know you don't mean it like the others. -SH

Of course I don't mean it. I'm glad you know that. -JW

We should form a plan to kill the others. -JW

Others meaning Donovan and Anderson? -SH

Yep. -JW

I like your thinking. -SH