[Eddy is in bed, sleeping peacefully. Suddenly, flies start to swarm around him. Eddy waves them away and rolls over. The flies return, however, and Eddy awakes a little. He then sees something startling.]

Eddy: "Ed! What are you doing in my bed?"

Ed: "I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking; how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?"

Eddy: "Ed?" [after a long pause] "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" [He boots Ed out of bed.]

Ed: "Ow! My buttocks hurt." [His attention is drawn to the lava lamp.] "Why does goo float?"

Eddy: "HIT THE ROAD!" [A crunching is heard. Ed has eaten the lamp. The goo can still be seen through his eyes.] "What the? MY LAMP!"

Ed: [picks Eddy up] "Eddy, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?"

[A clock on Eddy's stove reads 3:14. Eddy, exhausted, has curled up into a drawer and Ed's barrage of questions is still going strong.]

Ed: [opening and closing the refrigerator door] "Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?"

Eddy: "GO HOME!"

Ed: [continuing to play with the door] "Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light."

[It is morning. Eddy has gotten no sleep, and Ed is still asking questions.]

Ed: "Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes. Can it dial a phone?"

Eddy: "If you're going to strain your peanut brain, think of something more important. Like–how to get your face on a dollar bill!"

Ed: "Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?"

Eddy: "Uh...Double D and Nat up yet?"

[Edd is working on some complicated piece of machinery. Nat is there with him watching.]

Nat: "Wow I've never seen the inside!"

Edd: "Well allow me to be the first to show you."

[Edd plucks out a piece.]

Edd: "Intriguing! Slowly..." [examining it] "How embarrassing! Seems to be a 15-amp resistor! Who woulda thought? My, I love knowledge!"

Nat: "Me too!"

Eddy: "HEY DOUBLE D!" [Edd leaps into Ed's arms.]

Edd: "Eddy, you know I hate that! Oh, hello, Ed."

Eddy: "What're you doing to this toaster? Busted, or what? Where's the toast go, anyway?"

Edd: "First of all, Eddy, toast doesn't go in a toaster. Bread does. Second, it's actually an antique radio. I disassembled it, Eddy, in order to understand and show Nat how it works."

Eddy: "You're a riot, Double D."

Nat: "It's incredible!"

Edd: "Think how if we knew everything, we would be–"

Eddy: [sarcastic] "If we knew everything, we would be so famous." [getting an idea] "Wait, yeah! And rich!"

Ed: "Like potato salad?"

Edd: "Well–"

Eddy: "I see jawbreakers! Loads of em! I never thought I'd say this, but, let's learn!"

Nat: "Yes I would love to learn more!"

Edd: "That's the spirit! Let's get educated! Shall we begin our journey of knowledge at Ed's house?"

Nat: "Right behind you!"

Eddy: "We're gonna be eggheads! Rich eggheads!"

Ed: "Cluck cluck cluck."

[Ed heaves open his garage door.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Edd: "Egads!"

Eddy: "Garages are for cars, Ed."

Ed: "Why thank you."

[Ed's garage is filled with an immense amount of junk.]

Nat: "There's so much to learn!"

Edd: "Where do we begin?"

Ed: "Oh I know! Let's take this apart first!" [He grabs a washing machine and heaves it onto Eddy.]

Edd: "Uh, Eddy?"

Ed: "Look at what I found!" [climbing out of the washing machine] "One Eddy, and a whole bunch of doohickeys. I took it apart, Double D. Am I smart now?"

Edd: [making notes] "Let's not ask for miracles, Ed."

Eddy: "You're enjoying this, aren't cha?"

Nat: "Yes very much!"

Ed: [with an agitator] "Ah, and what's this?"

Edd: "Spin it, Ed! And learn."

[Ed spins it and sticks his tongue out. The agitator wraps his face around it.]

Ed: "It's a face scruncher, cool!"

Eddy: [by a dresser] "Let's see what makes this old dresser tick!" [He pulls out a bra.] "Woo hoo! PG-13!"

Nat: "Eddy that's disrespectful!"

Ed: "That's my mom's, Eddy."

[Eddy grunts and drops the bra, disgusted.]

Edd: [giggling] "Oh dear."

Eddy: [looking at Edd's notes] "I haven't learned a thing. C'mon, let's find some more stuff."

[Eddy, making his exit, jumps on Edd's head.]

Edd: "Eddy, must you be so rough?"

Ed: "Is it my turn to jump on your head?"

Edd: "Let's just follow Eddy, Ed."

Ed: [leaping] "Follow the leader!"

Edd: [as Ed lands on his head] "Ouch!"

[Rolf is tending to his chicken coop]

Rolf: [to his chicken] "Gertrude? Eggs for Rolf?" [notices a sow] "Oh ho! Not again!" [He pulls out the sow, aghast.] "How many times must Rolf purge himself? No strange visitors! Ever! Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser."

Edd: "The plywood of this coop has some very unusual characteristics." [Edd, Nat and Eddy are taking apart the coop. Ed is hugging a chicken.]

Eddy: [unimpressed] "Wow. Wood."

Rolf: "Ed-boys and Nat-girl!"

Edd: "We're trying to solve the mysteries of life."

Nat: "It's so facinating!"

Rolf: "This reminds Rolf of a fable from his old country."

Eddy: [bored] "Here we go."

Rolf: "The story of the Ugly Boy and the Tree of Heads."

Eddy: "Okay, well, it's been swell, Rolfy-boy, but we're out of here."

Rolf: [grabbing the Eds and Nat] "Life too short not to smell the parsley!? Okay. Once upon a time an ugly boy was thrown out of his village and hit his melon on a tree! The boy looked up and was amazed at the many beautiful heads growing from its branches!" [He demonstrates with his tree.]

Ed: "Handsome!"

Rolf: [putting a fruit on his head] "After many tries–" [Rolf removes the fruit, and reveals he is headless.]

Eddy: "What the–" [Rolf's head pops out of his shirt.]

Rolf: "–he found one that fit, and ran back to the village!" [tosses the fruit on Eddy's head] "Yes? He became very popular."

Ed: "I want a new head! Please, Rolf? New head! Rolf? Head for Ed!" [He grabs the tree and uproots it, revealing that the tree is two-dimensional.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Edd: "What a discovery! It's flat as cardboard!" [He makes notes.]

Eddy: "Gimme that!" [He drags the tree towards himself, but it's too heavy for him and he drops it.] "Ow!"

Edd: "Heavy in weight! Got it. Thank you, Eddy."

[Eddy climbs out from under the tree and runs up it. He looks out over the fence it is balanced on.]

Eddy: "You guys gotta see–this..." [The tree topples over.]

Edd: [very happy] "I best tend to his medical needs! 'Scuse me."

Nat: "Right behind you!"

Ed: "My turn to jump on his head!"

Rolf: [alone, angry at being ignored] "Life has many doors, Ed-boys and Nat-girl!"

[Eddy is stumbling along. Although he is moving, perspective isn't changing; the things in the distance stay small even when he reaches them.]

Eddy: [dazed] "Fall...big...tree...flat..." [He falls down behind a tiny house.] "Huh?" [He tinkers with the background house's chimney.] "Einstein's got nothing on this."

Edd: "What a discovery! I'm speechless! I mean, this is an absolute coup! The displacement of perspective! Why we're–"

Eddy: "I thought you were speechless."

Ed: "Look at me run." [He falls and slides, ending up under the road.] "Home free."

Edd: [making notes] "The pavement has adapted fabric-like qualities! Interesting!"

Nat: "This is incredible!"

Eddy: [laughing as he leaps on a background house] "He'll never find his way out!" [the house collapses under his weight] "I say we take a break. This learning stuff is making me hungry."

[Eddy passes his hand behind the sun.]

Eddy: "Did you see that?" [He does it again.] "Weird. Oh well. Can't beat 'em, eat 'em." [He takes a bite out of the sun, leaving a crescent moon.] "Not bad."

Jimmy: [in the suddenly dark lane] "Jumping Jehoshaphat! Who turned out the sun?"

Ed: [looking over a fence] "Hi, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "AAAAAHHH!" [He falls down, but Edd puts him back on his feet]

Eddy: [beside him with Edd] "Lighten up, shrimp. We're just figuring out how stuff works." [He spots a loose thread on Jimmy's person.] "A thread?" [Eddy pulls on it and unravels the sweater. The thread leads into Jimmy's body.] "What the...? Woohoo!" [He yanks Jimmy's outline loose.]

Edd: "Is that Jimmy's outline?"

Eddy: "You betcha. Let's sell it back to him."

Jimmy: "Fate has dealt a cruel hand." [Jimmy collapses into a liquid and goes down a sewer grate.] "Darn it!"

Edd: [as Eddy pulls on the outline] "Um, Eddy, you best not aggravate it."

Eddy: [twisting it into a hairstyle and putting it on his head] "Like my new hairdo, Double D and Nat?"

Nat: [giggling] "It looks great."

Edd: [gigging] "It suits you, Eddy. Ed!"

Ed: [sawing a hole in the night sky] "This is fun! Hello!"

[He finishes with the hole, revealing the Kankers taking a bath.]

May: "Big Ed, scrub my feet!" [The sisters giggle, and Ed shoves the hole away.]

Eddy: [walks onto the sawn-out hole] "Did you see anything?" [notices the hole he's on] "Huh?" [falls through the hole] "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH..."

Ed: "Uh, Eddy?"

Eddy: [comes back from the top of the screen and through the hole again] "...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH..."

Ed: [looks up] "Eddy?"

Eddy: [...and again] "...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH..."

Ed: [picks up the hole] "My turn!"

Eddy: "...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" [lands beside Ed as he puts his head through it; his head appears, upside down, at the top of the screen.]

Ed: "Look at me!"

Edd: [taking more notes] "Ed, you seem to have stumbled into another dimension! I feel we're getting closer to answering that all-important question!"

Eddy: "Is Eddy rich yet?"

Ed: "Can Ed go to the bathroom?"

Nat: "Is all of this real?"

Sarah: [popping up out of the hole Ed is holding] "ED!"

Ed: "Sarah?"

Edd: "Sarah?"

Sarah: "WAIT TILL I TELL MOM WHAT YOU DID TO JIMMY!" [She pulls out a jug in which Jimmy rests.]

Jimmy: "Don't spill me!"

Eddy: "What a shame! Gotta go? So soon?"

Sarah: "Eddy, you blockhead!"

[Eddy starts running, but steps out of his running feet. He then places Sarah in the moving feet, and she runs away.]

Edd: [ecstatic] "We could very well be the next cover story of Intellectual Discoveries magazine!"

Eddy: "Good thing you're housebroken." [Edd looks up.]

Edd: "Don't look now, but there's a cow hovering just overhead." [The cow crows like a rooster.] "I feel uncomfortable. Pardon me." [He exits to the right.]

Eddy: "Hold the elevator, Double D." [He follows. Ed stays where he is.]

Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Ed!"

Ed: "Am I it?"

[Ed follows his friends to a place where everything floats where it may and there are no clear paths.]

Eddy: [as Edd adds more notes] "Double D! We've learned into fortune!"

Edd: "Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy."

Eddy: "Look around us. We've gotta be rich!"

[A house behind him suddenly opens up, and Sarah leans out of it.]

Sarah: "EVERYTHING'S BROKEN! FIX IT NOW!"

Eddy: "Shut your mouth, Sarah! Or better yet, get rid of it!" [Eddy rips off Sarah's lips.] "I love taking things apart." [Sarah's mouth bites his ear. He strains to tear it off.] "Get her off, Double D!"

Edd: [making notes] "Not a chance!"

[Suddenly, things start drifting every which way.]

Eddy: "SARAH!"

Edd: "Hello. An original scene transition. Interesting."

[A checkerboard pattern rises up to cover the screen and turn the world to black.]

[The Eds and Nat eyes open in a plain black world.]

Nat: "What happened to the light?"

Edd: "Did you eat the sun again, Eddy?"

Ed: "Can you guess what I'm doing?"

Eddy: "Get off my foot, Ed!"

Edd: "I think we're moving, Eddy."

[The Eds and Nat are in Kevin's right eye.]

Kevin: [riding his bike nowhere] "I can hear dorks, but I can't see dorks. Come on out and show yourselves!"

[Kevin rides up, leaving smoke behind him. When the smoke clears, Ed is sitting in a chair, floating.]

Ed: [pulling on a cloud] "Cotton gravy!"

Edd: [in something like an Escher print] "Careful, Ed. You don't know where that's been!"

Ed: "Oh, it's right here, Double D."

[In front of Edd's eyes, Jonny's disembodied head appears.]

Jonny: "Tally-ho! Plank and I are gonna go rough it in the woods!"

[Jonny's body tucks Jonny's head under its arm, revealing that it has Plank for a head and is lugging behind it a backpack overstuffed with various unnecessary items.]

Nat: "What is happening?"

Edd: [hushed] "This is not good."

Nazz: [in the backpack, with the body of a purple reptile] "Care to join us, Double D?"

Eddy: [upside down] "Was that Nazz?"

[The perspective changes so that it looks like Edd, Nat and Eddy are standing sideways.]

Edd: "You realize we're floating, don't you?"

Nat: "Yes we are."

[They fall, and chicken legs pop up from nowhere. Suddenly, Rolf parts the background.]

Rolf: "Hello, Ed-boys and Nat-girl." [He reveals he has three heads.]

Rolf's Head #1 (center): "Many doors, yes?"

Rolf's Head #2 (left): "Too much for..."

Rolf's Head #3 (right): "...couch potato Ed-boys like yourselves."

Eddy: [in a living room with Edd and Nat] "A three-headed Rolf. Yawn."

Ed: [blowing up his piece of cloud like a balloon] "Fly, butterfly, fly." [It floats upward, carrying Ed with it.]

Eddy: "Ed, what're you doing?"

Rolf's Heads: [in tandem] "The story is not yet over!"

Edd: [grabbing Ed's leg] "Oh, Ed, please!"

Nat: [grabbing Edd's legs] "Hold on!"

Eddy: [grabbing Nat's legs] "I gotcha!"

[The cloud lifts them away, and Rolf's heads growl.]

Eddy: "How's he put on a hat? Are we rich yet, Double D?"

Edd: [trying to read his notes] "It's all become very complicated, Eddy."

Eddy: "What're ya givin' me?" [starts climbing to the top of Nat to Edd] "All we have to do is read your notes." [take the notebook] "And we'll be up to our necks in jawbreakers!"

Ed: "I love chickens, Eddy!"

[The cloud floats into the tip of a pencil, popping it. The Eds and Nat fall to Earth. Edd drops his notes, and they scatter all over the place.]

Eddy: "Oof!"

Edd: "Augh!"

Nat: "Ahh!"

Ed: "Sandwich!"

Edd: [seeing the scattered notes] "My notes!"

[In the now normal lane, the kids watch as the Eds and Nat scramble to pick up all Edd's notes.]

Kevin: "What are you doing?"

The Eds and Nat: "Uh...nothing."

Kevin: "Right. Except for being–"

Sarah: "Dorks?"

Kevin: [impressed] "Yeah."

Jimmy: [sitting in a wagon, bandaged] "Can't we all just get along?"

Ed: "Jimmy! You got your line back!" [He examines Jimmy.] "Is it on wrong?"

Sarah: "ED! LEAVE JIMMY ALONE!"

Ed: "Baby sister!" [He pulls at her lips.] "Take your mouth off again."

Rolf: "Big Ed has lost his marbles?"

Ed: "It's stuck!"

Eddy: "Go, Burrhead, go!" [Sarah heaves Ed off and sends him sliding towards his friends.]

Ed: "Sarah's mad." [Sarah expresses anger.]

Eddy: "RUN FOR IT!"

Nat: "Oh no!"

Edd: "Oh dear!"

[Eddy takes off. He almost falls into a manhole, but manages to stop in time. Unfortunately, Edd and Nat run into Eddy's back, pushing them all in.]

Ed: "It's okay, guys and girl. I'll just pick up the hole." [Ed grabs the manhole and pulls a gigantic pipe out.]

Edd: "This is unsanitary!"

Ed: "Alley-oop!"

Sarah: "Wait till I get my hands on you!"

Ed: "Big hole."

Sarah: "Ed!"

Eddy: "Run for it!"

[Ed runs away carrying the pipe, Sarah chasing him all the way down the lane.]