30/10/20: Halloween Unspectacular: The Album
The fate of good and justice truly rests on the battle you're about to see...
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such hastily-written advertisements as 'The Inauguration of George W. Bush' and 'Cyberpunk 2077: The Final Delay.' Well, the final episode of what might be the last Halloween Unspectacular is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate the swansong of a somewhat treasured tradition then with a poorly conceived cover album!
Yes, we have it all; five discs and seventy tracks of HU-related covers of hit songs written by much smarter people. Here's just some of what you can expect…
Bus to be Wild by Dr. Insano.
Get 'cha Fiddley running,
Head out on the bus lane,
Lookin' for a lab rat,
Or whatever comes our way.
Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen!
Twist the world in a wacky way.
Turn passengers into robots and-
Drive the driver insaaaaane!
Buuus to be Wii-iii-iiild!
The Monster Wax by Tucker Foley.
I was inside a museum late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eeire sight,
For wax Hitler from his slab began to rise,
And suddenly, to my surprise,
(He did the wax!) He did the monster wax!
(The monster wax!) Killing peeps with an axe!
(The monster wax!) I need to turn Sam back…
(The monster max!) From being monster wax!
Witchfinders by Mr. Stuart, Mr. Preston and Mr. Cromwell.
When there's somethin' strange,
In the shire you dwell,
Who thou gonna call?
WITCHFINDERS!
Mr. Grim by Madame Athena.
You're a mean one… Mr. Grim!
Your heart is black beneath your skiiiiiin!
Galahad by… I dunno, some minstrel I guess.
You weeeere a knight of quite some fame,
Too bad that you became an aaaaashole,
You fought Queen Guinevere the braaaave,
And now, you're buried in a deeeep hole,
Gal-aaaa-had, Gal-aaaa-had, defeated before noon!
Gal-aaaa-had, Gal-aaaa-gad, you self-rightious baffoon!
Lord Coooochrane, Lord Coooochrane, a very famous naaaame,
Lord Coooochrane, Lord Coooochrane, I think you are insaaaaaane!
A Song for Nazis by Wendy Corduroy.
If you like the Nazis, if you Hitler's fine,
If you go on the internet and waste everyone's time,
By telling the people that they must fight,
For freedom only if they're white,
You are a total assssshole,
You are a great big prick.
Soul Manby Eugene Krabs.
Own a soooouuuul, man!
Own a soooouuuul, man!
Own a soooouuuul, man!
They're worth a lot!
And that's not all! We have bonus tracks from other E350 fics!
And I think to myseeeelf… what a wonderful wo- BOOM! …oh.
Get the album while stocks last! We've only made three, and each of them goes for a low, low ten thousand dollars!
And yes, if you actually pay that, E350 will sing seventy HU-themed song covers.
You don't want him to do this.
