One Saturday morning, Nagisa and Karma were going through all the Overwatch vs Team Fortress two rap battles made by JT Music when they came across a very catchy one, Demoman vs Junkrat. Nagisa was the first to speak and he said, "This was a good Rap battle. Very Upbeat." Karma nodded his head and said, "Yeah, better than the Widowmaker Vs Sniper in my opinion." Now Nagisa nodded HIS head and said, "Yeah, anyone of them is better then Widowmaker Vs Sniper. Who do you think won this one?" Karma told Nagisa that his personal Opinion was Demoman. Then Nagisa said, "Same, wanna lip sync this Rap battle?" Karma smiled and said, "Hell yeah, dibs on Demoman." Nagisa nodded his head and pressed the play button for the music and as the Lines were being said, Nagisa went with it.
[Nagisa (Best Australian Accent)]: Ya know, I'm no DJ
But you can always count on me to spin that sh-!
[Nagisa]: Like a rip-tire, to a lit match
I'm about to explode on this track
That's right, Junkrat primed and ready
I'll have you bouncin' high as Betty
Send you flyin' right outta your boots
I'd call that a fine howdyado
Demoman, better head back to your base
Oh wait, I flattened the place
I get paid loads thanks to payloads
No joke - I'll leave your bank broke
Lay low, 'cause I'm on a roll
Get it? Fire in the hole
You look sad like a bomb that got defused
Are you mad that I have more balls than you?
PhD, call me Doctor Boom
Hope you got a plan B, you're getting knocked up
[Karma (Best Irish Accent)]: Ew, I smell trash a-burnin'
Must be this disgusting scrappy vermin
No worry, I'll demolish the freak
After all, he's a homage to me
Talkin' explosives? I wrote the book
Everything you know, you just took
You're not my rival, you're just a fan
Junkrat's first name must be Stan
All he wanted was an autograph
I'll sign a grenade and launch it back
Mine move faster, hide you bastard
Area controlled, time to capture
I've got plenty of sticky-bombs
Your wimpy mines are gimpy ones
So come a little closer, click you're done
Bloody hell, me whiskey's gone
[Nagisa & Karma]: This town ain't big enough for both of us
Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up
Settin' you on fire, then I'll liquify ya
[Karma]: Time to meet your maker, [Nagisa]: time that you retire
[Nagisa]: Oh what a day, what a lovely day
For mayhem, wouldn't ya say?
You call me a fan but I do your job better
Whenever you're off on another long bender
What a role model, hungover much?
Throw you in the drunk tank - sober up
Even if you're not in my line of sight
I got a bangin' bankshot - dynamite
I'm immune to any mine I drop
Boohoo, you lost an eye, Cyclops
I lost my whole leg and yet
I still find a way to stay a step ahead
I take no fall damage, ain't afraid of heights
Survived an apocalypse, it was a delight
Even if you kill me, I'm not done explodin'
Can't keep up? You're stuck reloadin'
[Karma]: You've got a few tangled wires
Forget explosives, stick with tires
You may have range, I'm an expert in melee
I'll take a nine iron right to your brain mate
What a pansy, prancing around
Head full of eyeballs, I'll whack 'em out
You want the high ground, I wouldn't dare
I can strate while I'm in the air
I've got skill, you need only luck
Guts and glory! Mostly guts
They'll have to glue you back together in hell
With a closed casket at your wake as well
Keep your gold, I have intelligence
You're a psycho, I fight with elegance
Turn this rat to a pile of junk
Even while I'm half blind and drunk
[Nagisa & Karma]: This town ain't big enough for both of us
Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up
Settin' you on fire, then I'll liquify ya
[Karma]: Time to meet your maker, [Nagisa]: time that you retire
[Nagisa]: I do have a high IQ, by that I mean income quota
The only cache you'll take from me is the kind that'll blow up
Nobody knows who you are anymore, this rap is your resurrection (you're welcome!)
You're nowhere near my level, then again you lack the depth perception
Just read the comments under this song
Something tells me you're gonna bomb
My bodyguard will bust you up
Argh, what is gonna shut you up
My limp won't hinder victory since I have the better hand
You laid the blueprints for me, you're truly a demo man
[Karma]: If I'm your blueprint, why aren't you an improvement?
You're a lightweight and a nuisance
With a sidekick who thinks you're useless (true!)
The outback taught you survival skills
But you're not built for fightin'
If you're so rich then where'd you get your weapons, dumpster diving?
Now we're talking trash since you've actually set that standard (dumbass!)
Beware the dangers of radiation, wait, you are the cancer
My liver's in better shape than you
And I drink as much as you weigh - times two
Not so bloody cocksure now?
Head on home to Junkertown
Oh that's right, you got locked out
[Nagisa & Karma]: This town ain't big enough for both of us
Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up
Settin' you on fire, then I'll liquify ya
[Karma]: Time to meet your maker, [Nagisa]: time that you retire
"Man that was good." Said Nagisa as he sat down on the bed. Karma nodded his head and said, "I'll say. " That was when their girlfriends showed and Kayano said, "What are you boys talking about?" Nagisa told her, "He and I just got done lip syncing Demoman vs Junkrat Rap Battle By JT Music." Then Manami said, "Oh that was a good one, but not as good as the Pyro ve Mei one." Kayano nodded her head and said, "Yeah, and it was way better than the Widowmaker Vs Sniper Rap Battle." Karma then looked at Nagisa and said, "Didn't you say that?" Nagisa nodded his head, looked at Kayano and asked her, "Wanna do it?" Kayano smiled and said, "If you mean sing the Mei vs Pyro Rap Battle, you're on." Nagisa smiled and pulled that rap battle up and got ready as JT Music said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Humans and Omnics alike. Prepare yourselves for a battle of the Ages. The Frosty Fiend, and the flaming freak show. A song of Ice and Fire, but who, would wear, the CROWN?" (A.N.: I did my best to make sure this was accurate to the actual Intro for the actual Youtube Video. If I made some mistakes please let me know in the reviews, no on with the second Rap Battle.)Then Kayano started the rap battle.
[Kayano]: I woke from cryo, all iced-out like White Gold
Do you find it surprisin', that my rhymes are ice cold?
Time freeze - nice pose, zero degrees - you'll die slow
For a psycho, you're not so bright
I'll snuff out this Pyro
Nope, he's not a gifted linguist
His fire's been extinguished
I'll turn him hypothermic
It's a blizzard, he's in the ring with
I'm the worst elemental menace
A weathered and level-headed chemist
You're a guy with a fire fetish
Could be female - take your guesses
[Nagisa]: Caring and giving make my life worth living
Rainbows in the sky, watch the colors turn
The sun is getting brighter and I can feel it - burn!
You blood will bubble
There'll be nothing left but guts and rubble
Agh! Welcome to hell
I'll cook you 'till you're well-done or melt
I came to fire this ice queen
I'll vaporize her just like steam
Here's a fire warning that I'd obey
Just go back to cryo, Mei
[Kayano]: Want some ice for this spankin'?
You're only good for flanking
But I'll block you with my walls
Some might even say I'm tankin'
Think of all that time you're wastin' makes me so unlikable
When I'm in your face slowing down your pace and I snipe you with this icicle
Headshot, that was critical. Then I'll make myself Invincible
So don't come closer, hell froze over, better pull out your winter coat
Why the mask? I won't ask, underneath it must be a mess
End of the verse - kill confirmed. Pull some cold on those burns
[Nagisa]: Feel the love and laughter growing, colorful balloons a-floating
Join me friend, for fun and games
Dreams of hope and beauty form, lollipops and unicorns
Walk with me into my world of - flames!
I'm turning up the heat anywhere upward of 32 degrees
No cryo-freeze, you'll cry all night
Why'd you bring ice to a firefight?
Don't try to snipe me, bad move
I'll airblast it back at you
Stop drop and roll - you're still in danger
Build an igloo, it will be safer
Got myself covered head to toe
Thought I ought to let you know
Somebody hired me for pest control to exterminate pesky eskimos
It's time for Mei to hibernate until I melt this ice away
Still got beef? I would leave it
You'll wind up just like your team did
[Nagisa]: I'll fry you up and put you on rice
[Kayano]: Tie up your skates, I'll put you on ice
Let's see how long you keep in the freezer
[Nagisa]: You won't bring me down with a fever
Thinks she'll walk away unscathed - Mei is that absurd
'Cause all she'll take away today is painful afterburn
[Nagisa]: I'll give you a headache
[Kayano]: I can haunt your dreams
[Nagisa]: Flaunt your every mistake
[Kayano]: How I love your screams
[Nagisa & Kayano]: It's true, I'm a brutal nuisance
Cold-hearted, cruel and ruthless
[Nagisa]: Spreading like a cancer
[Kayano]: Worse than a disease
[Nagisa]: Stirring up your anger
[Kayano]: Murder all I see
[Nagisa & Kayano]: Don't you try to hide or run from me
You know misery loves company
Karma and Manami were speechless after Nagisa and Kayano finished, as if they were watching the actual Mei from Overwatch and Pryo from Team Fortress 2 duking it out, before Nagisa looked at the two and asked, "What did you guys think?" and Karma said, "It was like we were watching the actual Mei from Overwatch and Pryo from Team Fortress 2 duking it out. You guys were that good." Nagisa and Kayano smiled at that comment and thanked Karma before heading downstairs for movie Night.
