Entry 60: 6.18.80 "Blasphemy Never Felt so Good"

Oh my fucking god. Holy shit. Like, seriously…

Sex is amazing.

Don't get me wrong, it's also super uncomfortable and awkward and you realize just how out of shape and pale you are courtesy of living underground with limited need for exercise for the last few years. But after you come to terms with that and realize that your wife-wow that is the first time I think I've ever written that down-who is objectively out of your league is actually attracted to your pasty, freckly, and kinda chubby body-well, it's pretty good.

I guess I should probably also discuss the actual ceremony itself, like I said earlier most of the weddings in the Vault are similar-flowers from hydroponics, the exchanging of the rings, and the decorations themselves rarely change due to the highly planned nature of a Vault-Tec approved wedding. Ours wasn't much different from the others aside from the fact that it was administered by someone other than me. We had Clark perform it. I know it might seem like a weird choice, but given how he was the only one of our friends not with a date in the wedding party (Joe and Sarah are married and Andy and Susan are together) it seemed the best way to include him. After a quick bit of coaching he got the gist of what he had to say and it went pretty smoothly. Afterwards we had some time in the cafeteria with everyone and then Nora moved her stuff into my room. She's already packed it last week, so it wasn't too hard for me along with some of the guys to move it down (it's not like any of us have a ton of personal belongings down here anyway).nyway)./span/p