From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 6:27 AM 5 May 2017

Dear, fuckificare

Oh… Yeah.

I did end up hearing back from him.

Apparently he decided that I was a good candidate.

I start on the 13th and I only have to do weekends until school is out.

I want to be excited about it, but I'm too nervous…

Sincerely, Me