Oop, a longer chapter.
Bear with me.
40. Whose Side – 3
Her foul mood was expected, but her curt greeting still stung like a viper bite.
"I-I'm sorry I'm late," sputtered Drakken, glancing at his bitter passenger. Making up excuses was a lost cause, but the feeble explanation tumbled out of his mouth before he could think to match her callous attitude. "I slept through my alarm, a-and I got distracted, and then you didn't answer when I called so I figured I had best come check on you, but you weren't home—"
"Drakken," she interrupted tersely with a voice cold and sharp as ice.
He gulped. "Yes, Shego?"
"Shut up."
He bit his cheek to silence an objection. The van idled a moment more as he studied her dark glare fixed dead ahead, her arms folded tight across herself and the faintest hint of green glimmering from between her fingers, visibly containing how upset she was at – at him? What had he done? Besides forget to pick her up from Buckley's again? He wracked his brains quickly, but decided figuring her out was best saved for another time.
Attempting to appease her didn't suit the image he was going for. He'd have to work on it. Nonetheless he couldn't stop himself from piping up. "It's not too late to pick up some Chow."
Shego was silent.
Drakken turned the van around and said nothing of it when she dug out a pack of smokes from her pocket to light one up. He certainly kept his eyes off her every time she brought it to her lips to take a puff. Or he tried to, anyway.
By the time he'd navigated his way back to the Cow-n-Chow, she'd relaxed enough to kick her feet up on the dash and tune the radio. That came as some relief, but he knew better than to believe the danger had passed. Drakken was ready to order her usual for her when she spoke up, requesting salad instead. Erring on the side of caution, he ordered her usual anyway, which she tucked into and finished without a word before demanding another stop for a video rental.
He anticipated being presented with a dark and ominous film, but instead she returned to the van dully announcing she could use a laugh, and flashed the cover of a detective comedy. He had mixed feelings about the whimsical man in the picture, but ultimately decided it wasn't his movie to watch and so the only opinion he spared was a grunt.
"Anything else?" could have been asked a little more nicely, but she could have answered a little more crossly too so he counted his blessings.
"Yeah. Do you have popcorn back home or should we pick some up?"
A sound of frustration snuck out of his mouth, but at least he could nod.
She'd get her popcorn and movie, and he – he had a backlog to catch up on. If there was any urgency to complete projects though, he quickly forgot about it when Shego's fingers curled around his arm as he made to cross the tech lab to head downstairs. Weak against her pull, he followed her lead with nary a word in defiance.
He barely stifled his protest when he was shoved down onto the couch, his shoulders feeling strangely sunburned where she'd pushed him. "Shego, I can't—," was all that made it out of his mouth before her cold stare shut him up. He sat stiffly in place for a minute, contemplating ways to get out of a goodie-goodie comedy he already owned a copy of. He told her where the popcorn was when asked, but otherwise kept his lips zipped tight as the buttery aroma warmed the stale air.
Shego still wore the same stony glare as she wordlessly turned down the lights, popped in the tape, and threw herself down on the far end of the couch, guarding her bowl of popcorn she didn't seem keen on sharing.
By the light of the previews, Drakken dared to watch her from the corner of his eye – and before they were over, he'd found the gall to unzip his lips. "Do I need to build a brain tap machine to figure out what has you so…so…," pissed off would not be a safe choice of words, he decided as Shego's glare turned to sear through him. "Because I can and I will." How hard could it be? Like a lie detector, but more in depth, right?
"Stay. Out. Of my brain," she ground out. Slumping further and drawing her knees up, she added in a small grumble, "Jackass."
He didn't know what he'd done to deserve her ire, but he knew a brain tap machine was off the table. For now.
Drakken crossed his arms and willed his gaze to stay on the television, but it strayed once more as scenes he'd seen before played out. She couldn't be that angry at him for being so unfashionably late, could she? Puzzled, he stared until her jaded gaze darted to him, if only for a split second.
He hardened his own frown on the television, willing his arms to unfold, bracing himself to stand on the count of three – or ten – or one hundred. He made it to the count of sixty-five when he bit the bullet. His butt was lucky to have made it an inch from the cushion when a hand snapped out, nails digging into his shoulder. He could smell the trace of fabric smoldering beneath Shego's palm, and felt the tremble before she retracted her grip and stuffed her hands in her armpits to hide the faint green glimmer emanating from her palms.
Swallowing and setting his jaw, Drakken stared down the moody young woman who did not appear to be enjoying her movie whatsoever. "I have better things to do with my time than—," he began tersely, but of course was interrupted by his puzzling company.
"Lipsky, you are going to watch this normal movie with me, on a normal couch, on a normal television," she said, her voice bearing a threat of consequence if he dared defy her. "And it's going to be – I'm going to be—," she was swallowing hard then as if to gulp down the frog in her throat, batting her lashes to blink away – oh for Pete's sake, were her eyes misty?
This wasn't a tearjerker movie, but he glanced to the television anyway as some silly, borderline obscene, gag played out.
"Yes?" he carefully urged, playing the odds she might shed a little light on the situation.
Shego all but blew up on him, flipping the bowl of popcorn balanced on her knees in the process. "NORMAL!" she shouted in frustration, and in the dim light, he caught a glimpse of the green embers fizzling and oozing from her palms as she clawed the air as if she wished to wring someone's neck. "I want to feel normal! Just for a little while. So please. Forget about anything outside of this room for the next ninety minutes. Just shut up. Shut up and watch the fucking movie with me." Given the daggers she shot at the television, it was a wonder she didn't pelt it with plasma.
The startling outburst had Drakken pressed to the far corner of the couch, but at least she didn't paw at any tears. She looked as though she'd rather throw punches before she let tears roll down her cheeks, though he was sure he saw the threat looming by the rapid flutter of her eyelids. He studied her as she curled into herself again.
He scoffed and gestured to his own blue skin. "Normal? Shego, normal is something people like us aren't likely to be getting back," he blurted out, much colder than intended. Even if true, once the words left his mouth, he braced to be struck with a punch, or maybe a glow-laced punch, or maybe hands around his throat, or—
Shego drew a shuddering breath and continued to glare at the television as though that would be enough to let out whatever pent-up frustration he was caught in the crossfire of. "It's not just that," he barely heard her grumble into her knees.
"Then what?" Drakken carped. She'd said shut up. He should have listened.
Thankfully a reprimand – verbal or physical – didn't come, though he was so braced for one he was starting to cramp up. Shego was quiet for a long moment, until finally she exhaled slowly as though to calm herself. He swore he could see it, like breath on a chilly morning or a thin wisp of smoke after taking a drag. "It's personal," she said decisively.
In that case, whatever business she had with his television and couch tonight was none of his. Before second thoughts could weigh him down again, Drakken stood and played deaf to her displeased grunt behind him. He glanced to the door. He did have things to do. But he also had something he'd wanted to show her. He'd even tried to tell her so earlier, but she'd been determined to make him sit and keep her company.
"Do you mind if I—"
"Yes," she snapped.
"You don't even know what I was going to say!" he griped back, barely without whining, and pinched the bridge of his nose before trying again. "I think you'll like it. I was really looking forward to showing it to you."
It was the truth. He'd intended to show her the rare orchid sometime this evening, ever since she'd asked about it on the ride to Buckley's Brew. And right now, she sure looked like she could use something to lift her spirits. Though there was also a risk, given the funk she was in, that she could destroy the specimen without regard to its value or the lengths he'd gone through to construct the miniature biosphere to grow the picky plant in, let alone the seeds he'd acquired in a high-stakes gamble. With a little work under the scope, the plant he'd genetically-modified himself months ago had been brought to bloom years ahead of schedule.
Shego's misty-eyed glare burned into him for a long moment before she gave a stubborn sniff and reached for the remote to stop the movie with a loud crackle of white-noise filling the room. "Whatever," she said coldly. "I'm going to get dressed for bed."
It was barely six in the evening – but Drakken refrained from bringing that up as she shouldered past him. Her burnt mattress and linen had yet to be replaced. He desperately hoped that by tomorrow, his couch wouldn't need to be replaced too. He frowned down to the marks she'd left on his coat, blue fabric singed black where shoulder pads ought to be, and discarded the victim of his volatile hot-tempered accomplice over the back of a barstool.
He slowly counted to three – only three – before leaving his living quarters and into the tech lab. Already, Shego was nowhere in sight, but as he passed down the hall toward his office, he heard the shower running. He tried not to slow or pause or lean toward the washroom door, but he didn't make it past in time to miss a distinct sniffle inside. She couldn't possibly be that upset he'd failed to pick her up from Buckley's. Personal, she'd said. Then it was none of his business, he reminded himself, squaring his shoulders and stalking off for his office once more.
She wanted to be normal, she'd stressed. What was that supposed to mean? Drakken again wracked his brains. What was her idea of normal? Was she homesick? Did she regret passing up her opportunity to rejoin her brothers? Just a few nights ago, when he'd mistakenly brought his own personal woes to her, they'd sat together in front of her television and she'd drowsily reminisced about piling up on the sofa for family movie nights, failing to console him through his acceptance that he may never see his own family again – though he could barely relate to whole idea of family movie nights as an only child. Did she miss that? Not being alone? He knew she had four brothers, at least, and a father, and presumably a mother too – in other words, some aspect of her normal was a sizable family. He was only one person, and he was not crowding henchmen into his quarters to substitute for a family. Androids and henchmen had to be a sorry substitute for family anyway.
Drakken stopped at the bottom of the staircase, sighing wretchedly and rubbing at a crick in his neck.
It was quite possible he was off the mark, but if she wouldn't tell him what was on her mind and he couldn't devise any mind-tapping devices to get to the bottom of it himself, he was left to speculate. Unfortunately speculating was bound to give him a headache. Leaving Shego to sort herself out was possibly for the best, he decided, but he still turned for his desk to retrieve the orchid he'd left there.
He froze in his tracks when he lifted his eyes from the stone floor to see an uninvited figure sitting sidelong in his office chair, holding the glass pod containing the plant. Unplugged from what was essentially its life-support system, the delicate little biosphere was scarcely more than a glorified flowerpot, but it was still infuriating to see the intruder turning it over so carelessly.
The wave of alarm washing over him had Drakken scanning the room, frantically questioning where he'd had that blasted intruder alert button installed. That's right – it was at the CCTV system desk across the office, in convenient reach of any henchman on security duty. Why didn't he have a henchman stationed there anyway? He should know better than to let his guard down with a perceived threat in the area! He grit his teeth, inwardly berating himself.
"So," cooed the young woman behind his desk before he could storm up to her. "Who's this for?"
Frozen, Drakken couldn't help a nervous gulp. There was no way she could know he'd brought it up from the basement for Shego. Then again, maybe she did. He thought out loud sometimes, and this stranger had the gift of invisibility to make spying a breeze. "Shego," he growled through his teeth, though it wasn't so much an answer as it was the irate wish for his accomplice to be beside him to explain the woman's presence.
Miss Kimbley arched an eyebrow and smirked. "She doesn't go for flowers," she informed as if offering a helpful piece of information. "Oh, but try a fish dinner!" she recommended instead, smiling wider and chuckling, though Drakken failed to see what was so funny as there was certainly nothing comical about the territory she was suggesting. Even the henchcrew was strongly advised against cracking jokes of such nature.
Cheeks warming over, Drakken fixed a grimace on his face and hoped it was enough to mask his fluster. He sputtered something indignant and incoherent before he could stop himself, and he bit his tongue with a grunt and tried to form the words right before he spoke again. "What are you doing here? How did you get in?" he demanded, crossing the room to yank the spherical biosphere from the intruder's hands. She was Shego's acquaintance, but he was certain Shego wouldn't have willingly invited her in.
The woman shied back just a little bit at the bite in his tone, but then she rose to her feet, pushing the biosphere aside to stand toe to toe. Drakken decided to set it down for safety's sake, though the thought occurred too late to cradle it in his arms and make a mad dash upstairs for Shego. Instead he glanced across the room toward the CCTV desk, wildly seeking the button to sound the alarm, and lurched back from the fingers spreading over his chest.
"I have an offer for you, Mr…?" said Miss Kimbley, but he recognized a honeycoated tone when he heard one.
"Drakken," he hissed. He batted the hand away, taking a swift step back toward the staircase – and most importantly the alarm button across the room. "Dr. Drakken." Hadn't he clarified that earlier? Alias or not, maybe he shouldn't be giving his name out to a potential Global Justice spy. Even so, if she had something to offer, she had something to gain, and it was practically reflex to inquire, "What do you want?"
Despite another step back, the intruder was invading his space once again. "Better question," she chimed, giving the bottom of his tie a tug. He snatched her hand this time, and tried not to consider how cold her fingers felt compared to Shego's, which he could so often feel warming him even through his gloves. She didn't let up, clearly not taking the hint nor offence to his scowl and raised lip. "What do you want, Doctor?"
Impulse urged him to snap at her that he wanted her out of his lair. The woman was trespassing, therefore posed a threat, and he was inclined to trust Shego's judgment that he ought to keep his distance. Which was hard to do with his back against the wall. His mouth was dry. Where was that button? Better yet, where was Shego?
"Whatever she's offering, I can do better," said the confident pretty little thing before him in a voice that made his stomach give a sickened flip-flop. An odd shimmer like a mirage glazed over the woman and she was gone – to the naked eye, anyway. He knew better than to believe she had left, not when he still felt the invisible touch running down his stomach and—
If he hadn't had a reason to panic before, he certainly did at the first tug of his belt.
"Hands off, missy!" snarled Drakken, leaping to the side and stumbling over his own feet. He reached for his waist – everything was in place – and just to be sure everything was in order, he tucked his shirt in a little neater.
The ghost of Shego's past was visible again, down on her knees, a chafed look on her face for a split second before one of deep consideration settled in its place. Her gaze strayed from him as he regained his composure, her hazel eyes darting to his filing cabinet. One of the drawers had been pulled open. Had she been rifling through his files? Without a doubt, if she was here to spy.
"You need a thief, right?" she said, taking a stab at finding his sweet spot from another angle. "Assassin? Watchdog? I'm your gal." She stood, gesturing to herself.
She most certainly was not his gal. He didn't have a gal. And even if he did, even if Shego – Drakken stopped that thought in its tracks and gnashed his teeth, hoping his glare was as menacing as the ones he practiced in the mirror. But by the slow bat of the intruder's fake eyelashes, it was not.
"I'll have to get back to you on that," he ground out, gesturing to the stairwell to signal it was time she took her leave. If she couldn't take the hint, then he didn't need someone on his crew who needed it spelled out for them.
Priscilla Kimbley glanced from the stairs to him, the calculating look still set in her furrowed brow. "Look, man, I need a change of pace," she said pointedly, taking a step closer once again, but he squared his shoulders and balled his fists and she paused. Hopefully intimidated. Hopefully thinking twice about trying underhanded persuasion a second time. "Looks to me like Shego struck gold here. I saw some of your shit in the basement. Pretty wicked stuff." Her wry smile was back. She couldn't still be pushing for what he thought she was, could she? She didn't look like the henchwoman type. She wouldn't last a week in villainy.
Drakken glanced across the room to the button again. He could press it now, and Priscilla could be gone by the time the henchmen assembled, and if Shego was still in the shower – well, whatever the case, the intruder would be long gone before anyone could hope to catch her.
"Shego is more than I can handle, thank you," he said stiffly, stepping toward the stairwell and nodding up it. He needed this woman out of his lair, before Shego could see her and he risked having another catfight on his hands. "Goodbye, please leave." If only it was that easy. She understood the hint. No one was that stupid.
She still took her time sauntering over to him. "Yeah, I guess you're right," she said flippantly. "She's not even giving you one-hundred percent."
True, he wasn't taking advantage of his accomplice's full potential, but she did what he asked of her and that was enough. He still couldn't stop his brow from scrunching as the intruder passed him and took the first step up. He nearly reached out to snatch her by an arm. "What do you mean?" he all but demanded.
The young woman paused to glance back. "She's on drugs," she answered simply, as though it were obvious.
And maybe it was obvious to anyone who knew the troubled superhuman. He'd like to think he knew her well enough. He'd smelled evidence on her before, and she'd made a friendly offer the other night and had the paraphernalia and everything. "I am aware she smokes—"
Priscilla Kimbley laughed, the single bark echoing up the stairwell, and she clamped her mouth shut as if only realizing now how well sound traveled in the lair's stony corridors. "Nah, not that kind," she said, toning it down to little more than a giggle. She set her hands on her hips, beaming down at Drakken, and he hated having to tilt his head to look up at the woman standing several steps above him now as she explained. "This shit puts her out cold. And I do mean cold. Total chill pills. Those megalomaniacs pulling the strings of that little superhero team of hers use it to keep her under control. I can get you some, if you wanna mess with it." She gave a nonchalant shrug, as if offering to give him some miracle drug to control someone as dangerous and unpredictable as Shego was no big deal.
"I-I know about that too," he bluffed. But did he really? He'd had a suspicion she'd been taking something, but it could have been anything. Truthfully he hadn't given it much thought, but he wracked his brains quickly now.
When she'd first arrived, she'd skulked through his lair half-asleep occasionally, sometimes grumbling about withdrawals late at night amidst her unique issues – issues which were just now proving to be not as benign as he'd thought, if her crispy mattress had anything to say about it. If such a drug did exist, why in the world would she be back on it? Was she relapsing? She couldn't be. She'd been so excited to use her full power when he'd made her the enhancing gloves – why would she self-sabotage herself to turn down the heat? Where would she have even gotten such a drug?
Drakken's mind didn't finish reeling through the possibilities before he blurted, "She doesn't take them anymore—"
The intruder scoffed and reached into a pocket, producing a little orange bottle. She rattled the contents. "And you believed her?" she jeered down at him.
Drakken made a reflexive grab for the bottle but the woman held it out of reach with a wicked snicker before surrendering it without further difficulty. He couldn't believe his eyes. It had to be just a bottle of aspirin, but the label – bearing a bar code and dosage with the instructions Take with food before bed, prescribed to simply Shego – looked legitimate enough, even if it didn't clarify what the drug was. He trusted his accomplice leagues more than this shifty intruder, and he trusted her not to weaken herself – not to mention, if she was taking it, then she would have to be in contact with the supplier, Global Justice, and there was no way—
"I'll let you sleep on it," said Priscilla, interrupting his doubtful train of thought. She smiled again as she backed away up the staircase. "Roofie her if you don't believe me. Only way you'll get to have a little fun with her."
He had plenty of fun with Shego – Vegas and the stolen station wagon were still fairly fresh in his mind – but as the words sank in, he concluded that spray painting graffiti and pushing cars off cliffs wasn't the kind of fun this woman was suggesting. He opened his mouth to object, to defend himself or Shego or them both, but the intruder had vanished in the blink of an eye.
Maybe Shego hadn't been over-exaggerating when she'd said the woman was not a friend. Maybe she'd had every reason to attack her when she'd arrived on her doorstep.
Stupefied for a second too long, he was late in diving up the stairwell, reaching out to grasp at open air, hoping to catch the invisible lady in his lair, but his hand met only empty air. "I am not drugging my partner in crime," he hissed out, knowing she must still be near enough to hear him, and strained to listen for the slightest breath or shuffle of retreating feet.
He heard nothing.
Still clutching the pill bottle in one hand, daring not stow it in a pocket lest the intruder merely steal it back – invisibility had to grant an innate talent for pick-pocketing – Drakken climbed the staircase a few steps more, his free hand outstretched and feeling uselessly for the invisible intruder. When he decided it was a lost cause, he let his hand fall and he snorted his frustration. An invisible woman who didn't want to be caught would be a challenge to catch without a full sweep of the lair with infrared goggles, and he simply didn't have enough for every henchman, nor did he have his own handy.
"I am not drugging Shego," he repeated to himself, though as he returned to his office, pills in hand, he had to wonder how often she drugged herself. He tried to guess how many pills were in the bottle – the label specified 30 – and wanted to believe that most, if not all, were still accounted for. Where had Shego even gotten the pills? Had she brought them from Go City? She couldn't possibly still be in contact with that rotten Global Justice – that would make her a spy, wouldn't it? He trusted her not to be a spy. He knew it in his gut! Her brothers, on the other hand…
He shook his head but it didn't clear up the plague of second thoughts he had now about his partner.
Drakken dropped himself down in his desk chair and pushed up his glasses to rub his weary eyes until stars burst behind his eyelids. Friday night, Shego had behaved especially strangely. He didn't want to consider the possibility it wasn't just the alcohol to blame – but he'd been sober enough at the time she'd stolen his cheese to make out her cursing to herself about needing to eat with something she damned with enough profanity to make a sailor blush. Looking at the bottle of pills now, the instructions take with food served as a jigsaw piece he didn't want. The puzzle was coming together and he didn't like the picture it formed.
How had Priscilla Kimbley gotten hold of Shego's medication anyway? Were they working together, conspiring against him? No, of course not. Shego clearly had a beef with the woman, and she reminded him at every opportunity.
He'd very much like to believe Miss Kimbley was pulling his leg, but evidence pointed to Shego's use of the mysterious medication. He shook the bottle around again and counted carefully – recounting at least two more times for good measure. There were a few missing. So what? That was proof of nothing. That Kimbley woman could have easily stolen a few. And if Kimbley had stolen them from Shego, then she would be missing them.
As Drakken was battling to convince himself that his companion wasn't taking some strange chill pill provided by Global Justice, soft footsteps descending the staircase made him jump.
It was only Shego, in her googly-eyed owl pajamas and soft green slippers – not the sight one would expect in a lair of all places, but regrettably a sight for sore eyes nonetheless. Her hair was still damp, and her voice was a little on the hoarse side when she croaked, "Hey," in greeting.
Drakken didn't realize how fast he could move until he'd stuffed the bottle in his pocket and come to stand beside her. "Are you ready for that movie now?" he blurted, though he wasn't eager to watch it himself, if he was being honest. Somehow it felt like an appropriate change of subject.
She sniffed, nose stuffy, and gave a weak smile. "I'unno," she said with an effort at dry wit, "are you ready to be cute and cuddly?"
His legs felt weak and his heart thrummed meekly against his ribs. He wasn't cuddle material nor did he strive to be cute, yet the prospect she might think so gave him an itch to try it out anyway. "I-I'm—let's not get ahead of yourselves," he stammered with a nervous smile.
She reached out for his arm, fingers curling delicately into his sleeve. She didn't inadvertently burn him when she touched him this time, though by the look of concentration skewing her face, she was trying hard not to. "You wanted to show me something?"
In that moment, he tried to forget just how nice she smelled fresh out of the shower, and tried to think of how lovely the orchid did instead. And then he sharply reprimanded himself – because giving the orchid a whiff when his nerves were high would only heighten them, and he didn't need any mood enhancers, for good or for bad, at a time like this. Neither did Shego, for that matter, but he turned back for his desk and the biosphere anyway.
"Now, it's not for keeps," he warned, gesturing to his desk and the flower on it. "But it looks nice, no? Y-you probably shouldn't sniff it. It has strong effects on the brain. Amplifies – uhm – maybe when you're in a better mood." The blossom was largely unstudied, but by what he had gathered, the potent flower could act as ecstasy or it could plunge a person into depression, and cause any number of wild mood swings depending on the circumstances.
He went on to explain the exotic pink blossom to her, the lengths he'd gone to cultivate it, and its potential – but she looked bored the entire time his mouth was moving. Maybe that Priscilla woman was right, he considered, disheartened as he set the biosphere aside. Shego really didn't seem all that impressed by flowers, even flowers as difficult to grow as genetically-modified orchids in climate-controlled biospheres. He made a mental note to find some she did like – and corrected himself that it was only to prove Shego's indifference wasn't withstanding among all flowers. No one hated flowers that much, except maybe the odd villain or two who utterly despised healthy ecosystems.
Shego pulled at his sleeve. "Okay," she said, sounding bored to death. "You like gardening. Great. Can we go back upstairs and play pretend now?" She seemed more stable now, at least.
Drakken couldn't help a sigh. "Do I have to pretend to be cute and cuddly?" The idea still had him uncertain. Especially the idea of cuddling – a possibility seeming realer by the moment, and with her no less – well, it made his insides do a nervous jig. There were more productive ways to spend his time, and yet he was compelled to bend to her will.
She flashed an impish smile. "You don't have to pretend."
"Good."
"Because you already are, flower boy." She turned away then with a small laugh at his grunt of indignation.
Despite what should have been an offence to his villainous ego, he followed her back up the stairs. His smile on her back faded though, and he reached almost involuntarily for his pocket and the pills in it. Pills prescribed by Global Justice.
Keeping his eyes up, he studied the back of her head, eyes inadvertently drawn to something that stood out against the sheet of black. Maybe he just hadn't walked close enough behind her to see them before. There wasn't much to see there on the back of her head – except, of course, a grey hair or two he hadn't noticed until now with her hair damp and sticking flat around her shoulders.
Following Shego back to his quarters, Drakken tried not to stare too hard. She seemed too young for grey hair, but he was mindful enough to keep the thought to himself. She wasn't older than she said she was, was she? No, of course not. He'd first met her as an awkward teenager – well, technically she still was a teenager – but it was only four years ago or so that he'd first encountered her. She'd been in rough shape, but thinking back, she'd still been very much a kid then. He hadn't been in the best shape himself either, and he'd been in even worse shape when he'd ditched her at that lonely rest stop in the middle of nowhere.
Something about that fateful day echoed at the far reaches of his mind, just out of his grasp. Something about Subject B.
Drakken mulled it over as he made a fresh batch of popcorn while Shego sheepishly swept up the mess she'd made earlier.
It wasn't until she was sitting on his couch, awaiting his return with the bowl, did it finally resound clearly in his head and out of his mouth. "Subject B is liable to break down in a matter of years," he muttered incredulously to himself, staring down at the grey strands standing boldly against her unnaturally iridescent raven locks.
The thought of cellular damage crossed his mind. If her body hadn't adapted to her alien power, the plasmic fire would have destroyed her years ago as surely as it would have anyone else's who came in contact. Thankfully the first round of researchers had clearly been wrong about her – try as she might, Subject B hadn't destroyed herself during the metamorphosis – but that didn't mean they were entirely wrong, either. Without a so-called chill pill to suppress the flame, was she still at risk of hurting herself? Had Global Justice been doing her a favor by regulating her alien glow in some way?
Shego glanced back at him innocently, tearing her eyes off her movie. "What was that?" he barely heard her ask.
"Nothing," he answered quickly, sitting down awkwardly on the far end of the couch, the bowl of popcorn set on the one cushion between them.
He tried to face the movie and eat popcorn one puff at a time from the palm of his hand while his companion snacked by the handful. He didn't make it long before his eyes slid across to her, the thoughts still wreaking havoc in his head.
She caught him staring. "What?"
"Nothing," he blurted, gaze snapping away briefly. "Um. Actually." He was sitting on the pill bottle in his back pocket. He shifted, but it didn't make his rear feel any better. Unabashedly studying the woman in her pajamas now, the question "Are you on any special medication?" escaped his trap.
Shego quirked her brow at him, suspicion fleeting on her face, but she laughed awkwardly. She took a guess, "Like…what? Birth control?"
He had to dismiss that one the best he could, awkwardly scratching at his neck. "Ah, no. That probably couldn't hurt, but no, I mean – what I'm asking is – I'm just wondering if you're taking anything. That's all." He swallowed and waited.
She dropped the wry playful act, her glare hardening on him. "No," she denied, though he could hear the lie laced in her tone alone. "What makes you think that?" She needed to work on her deception skills.
"Nothing. Nothing, just…" Drakken blurted, realizing he was just as bad. His own pulse thundered in his ears. If Shego had put Priscilla up to giving him the pills, she'd be expecting him to come clean, wouldn't she? And if she hadn't, she'd have to expect him to return the stolen item. And if they were stolen, and if she was on medication, then maybe she needed them. "Well, actually, you said something the other night. And I just thought, if they help…maybe you'd want these back. I believe these are yours." Swallowing doubt and anxiety and anything else, Drakken fished out the bottle from his back pocket and held his hand outstretched, bottle in his palm for her to take.
Shego's eyes locked on the bottle. She reached for it but withdrew her hand just as quickly, wringing her fingers. "No, thanks. I don't need that shit," she spat – only to change her mind in the next instant. Before he could argue it or retract the offer to return the medication, she snatched up the bottle and jumped to her feet.
"It might be for your own good, Shego," he called, leaping up to follow her to the kitchen. Her hands were emitting green cinders as she fought with the child-proof lid. He smelled melting plastic. She was heaving for breath. She was angry. What was she so angry about? It was a damn good thing he hadn't let her sniff the flower.
"Fuck off!" she shouted vehemently, chucking the bottle with full force in the general vicinity of his sink. The half-melted bottle shattered, little white pills scattering. Before the pills had even stopped bouncing, she scrambled forward to collect him, cursing to herself. "Whose side are you on anyway?" she snapped back at him, voice cracking, as he approached the kitchen island.
"Yours!" Drakken blurted in reflex. "I mean – I thought – I thought you were on mine, is what I mean. And if they help you, maybe you should—"
"No," she spat. She was trembling, throwing every pill she found into the sink under the running tap. She slammed cabinet doors to find the switch for the garbage disposal. "No, no, no," she repeated to herself, to every pill she disposed of. He heard her counting them under her breath.
Once the distraught superhuman was sure that every tiny pill had been thoroughly destroyed and washed down the drain, she hovered over his sink, shaking her head as she ran her glowing hands beneath the steaming stream of water while the garbage disposal snarled tirelessly.
Drakken was quiet for a long moment, standing cautiously on the other side of the kitchen island though he knew he wasn't out of the danger zone. Once her tremors had subsided somewhat and the steam had stopped billowing, he crept forward, daring to stand beside her and shut off the faucet. When he reached for her shoulder, he was just about zapped by the energy radiating unseen from her body.
Despite the shimmer of unchecked green glow glistening over her skin, Shego turned sharply toward him, her face thudding into his chest and arms constricting around him, squeezing the breath out of him in a bear hug comparable to his mother's. The only difference was Shego was not his mother, and her body burned like a furnace against him, namely her hands digging into his back. He winced. The plasma burns eating holes in his shirt would need lotion later.
Bearing it, Drakken squeezed his eyes shut, choosing not to look so closely at her grey hairs, evidence she might very well be breaking down in some way. She was certainly breaking down on an emotional level, anyway. Cute and cuddly, he reminded himself as he gingerly held her by the shoulders, desperately hoping to channel whatever cute and cuddly part of him she'd been hoping for tonight even if it wasn't his normal.
He knew the third degree was coming when his companion went rigid and roughly shoved him back, an accusatory glare written across her face. Drakken didn't wait for her to demand answers before opening his big mouth to spill the beans.
