Cana's First Year
Summary: While cleaning out the guild library, Lucy finds a photo album labelled Cana's first year. Mira's devil side comes out and she brings it up to the main hall where a horrified Cana tries to grab it and destroy it
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AN: This one is set during the episode 'Natsu and the Dragon Egg'. I have actually been intending to write this for months now but my skills as a master procrastinator made it so I didn't actually write it until recently. Enjoy guys!
"That was a totally cute story!" Lucy said in delight, as Mira smiled.
"Wasn't it?" The sweet girl said happily as she went back to filing the books," Sometimes its easy for me to forget that you haven't been here all along Lucy."
The blonde smiled," It means a lot to hear you say that." She admitted as she also returned to her task.
Ten minutes spent in comfortable silence, until the celestial wizard found something peculiar jammed into a space behind a bookcase.
It was a pale pink photo album, titled 'Cana's First Year'.
"Hey Mira, I found something shoved behind one of the bookcases!"
The white-haired girl made an interested noise as she climbed off the ladder and headed over.
Lucy held it up so she could see," It says, 'Cana's First Year'- what is this?"
Mirajane froze for a second, staring at the raised book, and then a smile crossed her lips that on anyone else Lucy wouldn't hesitate to call, well… evil.
"Oh, this is going to be great." The former She-Devil said reverently, as she took the book from the blonde. Ghosting her hands across the cover, her smile intensified," Let's go show everyone what you found!" She said in excitement, grabbing the confused celestial wizard by the hand and dragging her up the stairs.
"Wait- what even is that thing?"
"Something that always gets a good reaction out of Cana!"
They burst up into the main hall and Mira held up the book and yelled," Look what Lucy found everybody!"
The blonde barely had time to think before a shriek temporarily deafened the hall.
"I THOUGHT I BURNED THAT THING!" Cana shrieked in terror, clearing the hall in one leap as she made a desperate grab for the book only for the white-haired girl to throw it.
"Gray catch!"
The ice wizard didn't hesitate as he leaped in the air to grab the pink book, and quickly sent it on its way as his foster sister lunged in his direction. "ELFMAN!"
"I'M THE MAN!" The male Strauss yelled as he managed to grab it and continued the game of keep-away. "MACAO!"
"I'M ON IT!" The fire wizard yelled; a lasso made from his signature purple flames snatching the book out of midair. "WAKABA!"
"GIVE IT TO ME!" Cana shrieked, climbing Wakaba like a tree as she tried to grab that horrible book.
The smoker unfortunately proved to be one step ahead of her," LEVY!"
Just as the bluenette caught the book, a familiar voice called out," What is going on here?"
The bookworm grinned," MASTER- CATCH!" She yelled, snickering a bit at the frustrated scream the card mage let out.
The old man fumbled for a second when the photo album hit him in the chest," What is- wait." He blinked owlishly as he observed the pale pink cover and then practically cooed," Oh, I've been wondering where this was!"
The brunette sank to the floor in humiliation," Somebody shoot me."
"Who wants to see Cana's baby pictures?!" Makarov called out in utter delight.
The entire hall declared their desire and the old man bunked himself down on a table and used a special lacrima to project the photos so the entire hall could see them: starting with a photo of a dark haired woman with an obviously newborn baby resting on her chest.
Lucy could only stare in complete discombobulation at the display, slowly turned to see Cana, who appeared to be trying to drown herself in beer, and then to Mira, who looked incredibly pleased with herself.
"What was- "
The white-haired girl let out a giggle," Cana is one of the Master's grandchildren." She explained, well aware of how this little fact blew the other girl's mind," That photo album is always a laugh because both Master and her father just loved to show it off and Cana is miserable every second." She shrugged," But I suppose we have to even out the scales somehow."
As the barmaid walked away to drag the brunette out of the alcohol, Lucy just stared in disbelief.
Yes, Cana liked to embarrass people, but was this really proportion-
Suddenly she flashed back to when the card mage had gleefully announced her virgin status to the hall and decided that Cana really did have this one coming.
Besides- she was really cute as baby.
