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I own nothing but what I write. All intellectual properties belong to their respective owners, that is Oomori Fujino owns Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou and Fate Grand Order is owned by Type-Moon, Delightworks and Sony.
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AN: Ahhh! Finally the dungeon again. Love the smell of claustrophobia. Hopefully you can guess where the flowers come from. Anyways just some development stuff and kids having fun before I get all gory again.
Guts and Toes:- It will be weird but not what you think. Or maybe it will be…
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Fate Grand Disorder
Chapter 35 - Selfies
Archer Emiya Shirou had arrived early to the dungeon. He had come with Bell and a few of his familia members but they had entered the dungeon before him to 'play'. He had to wait outside instead for the arrival of the Loki familia. When they finally arrived, he recognized most of them on sight.
When Lefiya Viridis saw Archer casually leaning against the wall beside the dungeon entrance, her heart soared. She knew she shouldn't feel this way and that it was wrong. He was a taken man. But something about him was just irresistible to her. The thought of sharing crossed her mind till the memory of Riveria lecturing her quashed it. Riveria was right, he was a taken man and it would wrong of her to want him for her own, even if his partner was willing to share it would still be wrong.
Riveria Ljos Alf was walking with her familia to the dungeon. She knew they were to meet up with Archer Emiya Shirou from what Finn had explained to her. That was fine. As long as he was helpful and wouldn't be a burden to them she couldn't care less who he was. That was until she saw him casually leaning up against the dungeon wall. One look at him and she knew who he was. So his name was Archer Emiya Shirou. Hopefully, he was nothing like the Archer that Lefiya had suddenly fallen for.
Shirou waved at them lazily as Loki familia approached. He was surprised when he saw the taller elf in green and a white cloak approaching him. Her face flush, probably with excitement for the dungeon crawl. She stood in front of him and smiled. "Hello again stranger. Remember me?"
"Of course." Shirou smiled as he gave her a small nod.
"So your name is Archer Emiya Shirou?"
"Yes. Just call me Archer or Shirou when I'm around the other Archers."
Riveria let out a sigh of relief. So there were other Archers in Hestia familia. Really it was getting confusing. "My name is Riveria Ljos Alf." She finally introduced herself as she clutched her hands together, "Please just call me Riveria."
Lefiya watched on stunned. She had never seen her vice-captain act like this before. Nor had she ever seen her normally cool demeanor slip into the girly girl in front of her. But she did recognize the look in her eyes, the blush in her cheek and the fidgety way she was smiling at him. Lefiya came to a horrifying realization. Riveria was in love with HER man! A logical leap later she concluded that all this time, all these lectures about not being with a taken man, was simply so that she could take him for herself. Lefiya's feminine pride kicked in. Walking up to Archer, she nudged Riveria aside as she clasped his hands into hers and smiled brightly at him. "Oh Archer!" she sang out, "I never got to properly thank you for saving my life."
Riveria, shocked, looked first at Lefiya, then at Shirou, then back at Lefiya. Her mind finally made the connection. "W…Wait, wait, wait…" Turning to Lefiya she asked, "This is THE Archer that has a girlfriend?"
"Wait! This is your handsome mystery man? The one who you recommended I find someone similar to?" Lefiya blurted out. "Is that why you lectured me all those times? You just trying to steer me away from him?"
"I would never…" Riveria was flabbergasted.
Archer wasn't stupid. He had enough experience with women, after all he had five of his own, so when he saw the looks they were giving him and then to each other, he could make an educated guess what was happening. Thinking to nip this in a bud before it got out of hand he decided to be the bad guy. "Well actually, I have five girlfriends."
They both turned to him and spoke at once. "You're cheating on them?" Anger was starting to boil in their faces.
"No. Why does everyone always assume that." Shirou shook his head. "We're all together. We all know about each other. There are five of us you know and that's hard to hide." He seemed to think for a bit before he added wistfully, "Well, it could be six if I could only find her…"
To him, he was thinking about Rin Tohsaka, if she could ever make her way across the kaleidoscope. To the elves, however, it sounded like he had decided he had room for one more mistress. Lefiya glared at Riveria. Did she want to be the sixth? Riveria glared back. Was she truly against sharing? Both their thoughts were really starting to be off track.
Finn shook his head. Why were things never that simple when it concerned Hestia familia. Thinking to interrupt the scene before it devolved any further, he called attention to himself. "Ladies, I believe it is getting late and we really should start heading into the dungeon.
Shirou made a silent prayer as he looked up at the sky one last time. He was sure something in the universe hated him, or loved to make his life difficult. It was probably Archer EMIYA using his status as a counter guardian to manipulate fate just to have a laugh at his expense. May the root bless or blame Shirou's 'E' rank luck.
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The Goliath, boss monster of the seventeenth floor, lay in a field of flowers. The monster's head was groggy as it fought valiantly to regain consciousness. A sharp pain in the monster's bum again had it falling into the land of dreams.
Moon Caster BB saluted Bell as she giggled. "Goliath is asleep again."
Bell and the Hestia kids laughed as they began crawling all over the beast again.
When Loki familia plus Archer finally made it to the seventeenth floor, it was to the sight of a fresh field of flowers. Finn was sure there shouldn't be any flowers on this floor. What also greeted them were the Hestia kids, Archer Kid Gil, Caster Illyasviel von Einzbern, Caster Miyu Edelfelt, Caster Hans Christian Anderson and Assassin Jack the Ripper crawling all over the Goliath who seemed to be laying down on its belly, asleep.
Assassin Serenity stood in front of the group with her Hphone out before she took a quick snap, photographing the scene before her. The children all smiled and made various poses around the Goliath with Bell sitting on its head as they started taking selfies of the boss monster. They then started to take turns sitting on the monster's head, shoulders or back and continued taking selfies, flashing two fingers out in a 'V' sign as well as posing for Serenity when she asked them to.
Loki familia could only watch on stunned. Archer however shook his head as he picked at one of the flowers and closely examined it. "So he's here too now." Archer sighed to himself. Looking back up he shouted to the group of kids, "What do you all think you're doing?"
The kids as one all looked ashamed as Jack knuckled her own head and explained. "We just wanted to have a bit of fun so we borrowed BB so we could get some selfies."
Caster Hans Christian Anderson stepped forward, "I'm here for an article we're running tomorrow so I thought I'd get some good shots first as well."
"Article? What article?"
"I'm thinking of calling it 'Bell and Goliath'."
"Bell's going to fight Goliath?"
"Yeah, once it wakes up. Wouldn't want a handicap battle after all. Just a few more shots then I'm sure we can begin." Hans gestured with his free hand.
Serenity strode up to Shirou. "Don't worry. I'm here to keep them safe and out of trouble."
"I'm not worried about the 'safe' part with all you here." Shirou exhaled through his nose, "I'm more concerned about the 'out of trouble' part."
In the meantime, Kid Gil had managed to chain Goliath up in a sort of kneeling position while Hans was instructing Bell to stand in front of the beast posing as if he were a boxer giving Goliath an uppercut. The photo was taken followed by several more before Hans declared that he had got enough shots. "Okay then BB, time for the adrenaline." He turned to the nurse and nodded.
She leaped high into the air and plunged her syringe deep into the monster's torso, pumping all the adrenaline into the creature before pulling it out and retreating to a safe distance.
The Goliath shot straight back up on its feet and let out a mighty roar and its blood-red eyes sought out its target in front of him, landing on Bell.
Serenity called out to the kids, "Remember kids, you can help out but no killing Goliath. That's for Bell to do okay!"
"'Kaaaayy!" A chorus of voices answered back.
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