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As soon as they had entered the Bullhead, Allen had knocked himself out. As time passed, the other members of team SQAR had begun chatting amongst themselves...
S: "And that is why he refuses to go anywhere without a water bottle."
Q: "...Wait. I remember that it took you a week to catch up to him."
S: "Yeah?"
Q: "You said that he hadn't eaten or drunk anything until your parents forced him to."
At the mention of "parents", Summer had visibly flinched. Her heart did more than simply flinch.
S: "Y-yes? Why do you say that?"
Q: "The longest the human body can go without food is a week. Less than half with water. Unless someone is lying, that is a corpse walking among us."
Raven had a look of pleasant surprise on her face. She didn't think he remembered her lessons. Then she realized what was said.
R: "Bullshit. He obviously lied about that."
S: "Uhhhh... There is an explanation for that, but it's best if you hear it from him..."
As Summer had gone to wake up Allen, both Qrow & Raven had a million thoughts about what was going on. A lot of reasonable guesses came up, but none of them even close to the truth.
A: "Ugh... Summer, why the fuck did you wa-"
S: "They caught on to you."
And at that moment, stillness echoed throughout the room, bringing silence in its wake. All save 1 were sickened to their very core. Because, before the silence, was a wet "Schlick". It was the sound of a head getting gored.
A: "...Damnit, second time this happened."
S: "SECOND!?"
A: "A damn Creep tried to blindside me 2 days after I first woke up. I've still found blood crusts in my ears. Anyway, as you can see, I have perfected the subtle art of folding the head of logic and reason into their asses. Take notes."
The sounds of brains performing 404's and performing a factory reset was deafening.
R: "...Do you have 2 semblances?"
A: "Technically more, but to sum it all up, I have a piece of godhood in me. Right now, The only domains I have are Liquids, Dimension, Reflection, which I may or may not have used to steal food from random people, and Creation. But as of now all I have made are little pieces of perfectly cubed stone & a badass gem-bird."
R: "...Are you on Shatter?"
A: "No. I cannot make you believe me, aside from showing you that the hole in my head is practically completely fixed now."
At that point you could practically hear the sanity bleeding out from their ears.
And the most interesting part was that a certain wizard had bugged the Bullhead. They had been listening intently. And he was already theorizing how he cold use hi-
A:"FUCK CUNT BITCH WHY IS IT WOBBLING WHAT THE FU-"
S: "Allen, calm down, it's landing!"
A: "OhthankgodaboveIwasdyinginside."
...Well, if he can't fight well, he can certainly be used as a distractor.
(AN: because I wanna do more than this, and it might help with future writing, I will be starting on a brand new series! This will involve something I see far too little of: a FE3H insert. And even better, said insert becomes what amounts to a zombie who can keep away decomposing by wearing a coat that also is able to manipulate to form weapons. These weapons scale with the skill of the zombie. The species name for it is "Shoji shite iru buki-ko". On top of that, the first omake shall be the next release!)
