Requested by TheWritingRaven. Hope you enjoy

Mortal: What's Percy Jackson?

Me: Oh nothing, just a story about a kid I obsess my life over.

Me: See, he almost died like 500o times.

Me: It's a really good book. YOU SHOULD READ IT!

Me: You'll ship Percabeth like crazy.

Mortal: You okay?

Me: LIKE CRAZY!

Me: AND WE CAN'T FORGET CAMP HALF-BLOOD. I LIVE THERE OKAY?!

Mortal: Im gonna go now...

Me: LIVE. THERE. THEN CRY BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY DEATHS. MANY MANY DEATHS.

Mortal: *leaves*

Me: So... many... deaths... *curls into a ball*

Me: *sobs*