Requested by TheWritingRaven. Hope you enjoy
Mortal: What's Percy Jackson?
Me: Oh nothing, just a story about a kid I obsess my life over.
Me: See, he almost died like 500o times.
Me: It's a really good book. YOU SHOULD READ IT!
Me: You'll ship Percabeth like crazy.
Mortal: You okay?
Me: LIKE CRAZY!
Me: AND WE CAN'T FORGET CAMP HALF-BLOOD. I LIVE THERE OKAY?!
Mortal: Im gonna go now...
Me: LIVE. THERE. THEN CRY BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY DEATHS. MANY MANY DEATHS.
Mortal: *leaves*
Me: So... many... deaths... *curls into a ball*
Me: *sobs*
