Now Cynder takes on Shang Tsung. Let's do this!

Shang Tsung: You have the soul of a champion.

Cynder: Flattery will get you nowhere, Shang Tsung

Shang Tsung: Such beauty in kombat is rare.

Cynder: Get the hell away from me, you old pervert.

Shang Tsung: The rest of your soul will be mine.

Cynder: Wait, what do you mean the rest of my soul?

Shang Tsung: I have a dress your size. You should wear it.

Cynder: How the hell did you even get my measurements?

Shang Tsung: I have an eye for dimensions, in more ways than one.

Cynder: Release Ignitus this instant, Shang Tsung!

Shang Tsung: I will gladly trade him, for you.

Cynder: Then we're doing this the hard way.

Shang Tsung: You and your beloved have very unique souls.

Cynder: Ones you'll never collect, sorcerer.

Shang Tsung: We shall see...

Cynder: Yet again, we cross paths, Shang Tsung.

Shang Tsung: Much to my delight.

Cynder: Seriously, do you practice being this creepy?

Shang Tsung: I invoke my right to choose my opponent.

Cynder: I'm not even in this tournament!

Shang Tsung: You have already been chosen.

Cynder: Enough with the mind games, Shang Tsung!

Shang Tsung: Your mind isn't what I'm looking for.

Cynder: You're not getting that, either.

Shang Tsung: Spyro is not here to save you this time.

Cynder: He'll be sad that he missed me clawing your eyes out.

Shang Tsung: Then he will grieve your death alone.

Cynder: No surprise Malefor trusted someone like you.

Shang Tsung: Whoever said I trusted him?

Cynder: I had a feeling you didn't.

And that wraps up Shang Tsung! Now I'll admit, this was honestly a fun update to write. Shang Tsung is honestly one of my favorite DLC characters in this game, as well as the best part of that old Mortal Kombat movie. No wonder they entirely redesigned the character to resemble Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. So, who's next on our cultural tour of Outworld? Tune in next time to find out! Same time... same channel!