Cosmo's actually very good and useful tech support

"Now if you want to call someone all you have to do is tap this green phone symbol like this. Then you scroll up and down your contacts by sliding your finger up and down the screen till you find who you want. Then all you have to do is tap the name and you call them" Cosmo finished up what he thought was an incredibly simple and well put explanation.

But when his proud beaming face turned to Wakastuki all he saw was his face scrunched up in confusion. How could he not get this. The man could analyse and dissect a fighting style he's never seen before in seconds but couldn't work a smartphones simplest feature.

"ImaiCosmo, I think mines broken. It's not doing anything." Ohma said. Cosmo turned to see him tapping and swiping the backside of the phone rapidly trying to get it to do something.

He could already feel the migraine coming on. Why the hell had he volunteered to help them learn how to use a phone. He prayed to any god that was listening to give him the patience to keep going and not strangle his two technologically challenged friends.

He prepared to start teaching them all over again. He took a deep breath to settle himself an CCRRTCHCH.

"Cos, my finger went through the phone again." Waka said

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH"

Authors note: So I guess this whole thing is based around my head cannon that Wakastuki is entirely useless with any and all technology. We know Ohma is terrible with technology but Waka just seems like an old man who's incapable of learning how a phone works. He has an old Nokia that not even he can break it and he's happy with it. Hope you enjoyed the first part of what will hopefully be a semi consistent and long-lasting story. Any kind of criticism is more than welcome. Topaz out.