Norrisville Pet Park, so honking fun
Buttermaker throws a tennis ball to his pet dog.
Ain't got no rules except for this one
Greg throws a frisbee...to a snake.
Gotta have a pet, gotta have a pet
Greg and Buttermaker high five each other.
Gotta have a pet, pet, pet, pet, pet
Theresa releases her hamster from her hands, watching it spin and jump around.
It's super exclusive
You gotta have a pet
Morgan has a cat that is just as emotionless as her.
If you don't have a pet
Then you can't come in
Randy, Howard, and Amy are looking inside the pet park. Well, the boys are watching. Amy is more or less leaning against the brick nearby, glancing at them.
"No entry without a pet? So wonk!" Randy complains at this.
"It's a pet park," Amy raises a brow at him.
"If our parents would have let us go splitsies on a monkey, we'd be ruling this pet park!" Howard narrows his eyes. "Guess we don't need these anymore," He throws away a monkey helmet and tiny bike into the trash can nearby. "And if Smith's dad wasn't allergic to fur, she'd get us inside!"
She shakes her head in amusement as the three walk off together. "Our entire plan was monkey contingent. Contigent!" A shadow looms over them, Howard and Amy looking up at the sky. "Now what are we supposed to do?"
Randy finally looks and sees something flying over to a patch of grass. It forms into a small tent, labeled McFist's McFreaks. A robo-ape appears at the stand.
"Oh no, what is he up to now?" Amy groans at this. The three stay behind while others gather around.
"From the darkest jungles of Detention Island, McFreaks so McFreaky, you'll McFreak."
"Oh, man!" Howard whines loudly. "There were McFreaks on Detention Island? We should get in trouble again so we can go see 'em."
"Or, and I'm just saying 'or'," Randy speaks up. "We could go to the McFreak show."
Howard takes a moment before realizing what he's saying.
"McFreak Show!" The two boys exclaim, causing Amy to giggle. They laugh as Randy grabs Amy's hand, pulling her along. They push past everyone, earning looks of annoyance from several people. They look at a bear head with octopus arms juggling batons. Howard and Randy press their faces against the glass.
"It's the Brucest thing I've ever seen," Howard comments with a wide smile.
"And they're from Detention Island?" Amy continues looking at the creature. "Fascinating."
"Only because you guys haven't looked over there," Randy points elsewhere to an 9-armed snake playing rock music. "Ooh, I wonder if it takes requests."
"Cunningham," Howard is looking at something else.
"No, I think it's a set playlist."
"Either way, it's still cool," Amy smiles slightly. "I've never seen any snake play the guitar before."
"Maybe if I threw it a few bucks, I don't know."
"You think it'll work?" The brunette raises a brow at him.
"Guys, look!" Howard turns their heads around and they see a creature with four colorful butts around his head. Randy gasps at it, and then reads the name.
"Barnabutt Jones."
"I found my spirit animal," Howard says fondly.
"Well, it is kind of gross, but he does look cute," Amy places her hands on her knees, examining the creature through the glass.
McFist is laying in a hammock in his office, holding a drink. Viceroy is at his lab table. "Ahh, taking the weekend off from destroying the Ninja and Kunoichi is just what I needed. My McStress level is at an all-time low. Plus, I came up with this profitable McFreak Show. Go me!" He slurps his drink and Viceroy's eye twitches as he approaches his boss.
"So my plan to round up the freaks from Detention Island and exploit them for money was your idea?" He asks in disbelief.
"High-five, Viceroy," The business man smiles, holding up his hand. "One on one." He gets nothing in return and holds up his human hand. "Two on two. Come on, smack it do, it, let's celebrate me," He waves his hands in front of the mad scientist, who glares at him. He turns around and walks right back to his table. "Where you going? I got a high-ten with no one to smack it."
"I'm going to give the McFreaks their dose of Aw Juice," Viceroy explains to him, holding a bottle of purple liquid.
"Of course, Aw Juice," He watches his employee remove the blanket from a cage. It has a Parrot Shark inside of it. "And that is..."
The Parrot Shark growls and he cringes in fear. "Yikes!" The Parrot Shark definitely looks less tame than the other McFreaks. Viceroy spays the creature with Aw Juice and it calms down.
"Aw Juice. It stops the Gy-Yikes before they become Gy-Yooos."
McFist laughs at the terms before leaning back against his hammock. "Really feeling good about today."
The three friends walk away from the tent. "I've seen many a Bruce thing in my time, but Barnabutt Jones is..."
"El Bru-chismo," Howard finishes for Randy with a wide smile. He rubs his hands together. "If we took him to the pet park, we could rub everyone's faces in any of his four butts."
"You're right!" Randy points at him. "I absolutely should use my Ninja skills to spring him."
"Wait a minute!" Amy waves her hands. "We're not really talking about stealing him, are we?"
"It's not stealing," Randy smiles nervously at her. "Think of it as...liberating him from an evil shoob."
"Whether or not I think McFist is an evil shoob," She starts off, hands on her hips. "This is stealing from him, again. Don't you remember what happened the last time you did that?" Not that she wants animals to be kept in McFist's hands, but they could be playing into dangerous territory again like last time...
He winces at the recent memory of those McHuggers. "Forget her, do it," Howard stands in front of Amy. "Quick, before the Nomico-" The Nomicons flash from the two before he could even finish his sentence. "Oh! Right on cue," Howard crosses his arms as they pull out their books. "Gonna have fun? Not on my watch. I hate you both," He glares at the books, pointing at them. "You hear me? Hate."
"Better see what it wants," Randy says, to the annoyance of Howard. He was not going to lose his powers again...
They look around and run up to a bush. The two sit down side-by-side and open up the books. They get shloomped in, finding themselves standing next to a samurai guard. Then a caged wolf appears. They look up and see a Ninja and Kunoichi. Together they divert the guard away with their scarves, jumping on top of the cage. They set the wolf free and the eye zooms in.
"What is wild should not be caged. Wait." Their eyes go wide as Amy rubs her chin. "You're saying that we should...because they're...and we...oh! Nomicon, you are the cheese!"
"Well...I guess in a way, that McFist is unlawfully keeping them against their will..." Amy murmurs at the Nomicon's advice.
"Yes, yes, exactly!" Randy smiles as he grips her shoulders. "And exploiting them for money!"
"Yeah..." She smiles a bit, determined. "Who cares if it's stealing? We'd be setting them free!"
The scarves from the doodle Ninjas wrap around them, spinning them out of the books. They open their eyes to see Howard standing over them.
"Well, go ahead," He starts off angrily. "Tell me how the Nomicons shoobed us sideways."
"It didn't," Randy looks up at him. "It didn't shoob us any ways!"
"Wait, it said...t-that you said...because they're...and you're-"
"That's exactly what I said!" Randy grins widely and Howard turns to Amy.
"And you agree with it?!"
"Yes Howard, I've seen the light," She rolls her eyes in amusement.
Viceroy is standing in the tent in front of Barnabutt Jones. "Whoa, Viceroy, what's the rush?" McFist peeks in, walking into the room. Without having to go after his enemies, he feels very relaxed and not even worried about his next plan. "I was thinking you and me could cruise down to PJ McFlubBusters, have some laughs, like we're a couple of regular shmoes," He leads Viceroy down the hall, the mad scientist giving him a weird look.
"When you don't focus on the Ninjas, you are a totally different person," He comments to his boss. He hasn't even yelled at him.
"I don't even care what old-pajama face and white-hair are up to," McFist puts in a code. "I called them pajama-face and white-hair. That's a first..." The curtains close, allowing Kunoichi and Ninja to land on the ground from the ceiling. The security system activates, a wall of lasers appearing at the door. Kunoichi's eyes widen.
"MOVE!" She jumps into the air and he follows. They manage to get out of the many lasers, landing in the McFreaks display room. Ninja hums in victory, stepping on a button on the floor. Ninja gasps as they turn around to see a robo-ape.
"Intruders! Intruders!"
"Ninja shushing ball," He whispers, throwing the ball into the robot's mouth. "Or was that a Ninja boom ball?"
The head explodes, leaving the body. "I gotta start labeling these things, how do you do it, Kuno?"
"I've got a pretty good memory," She states as they watch Barnabutt jumping around.
"Aww! You are the cutest thing." It lets out a tiny fart. "Let's get you outta here." He cuts out a hole in the glass small enough so that the little creature jumps into Kunoichi's arms. She turns around to the other McFreaks.
"Um, Ninj? Look," She points to the others and he sees their sad expressions. They look like they're about to cry and he's about to cry too from their faces. "It's not really fair to keep them here and take only Barnabutt..."
"...You're right," He looks at her. "Let's do this!" He cuts out shapes of the other creatures. Kunoichi smiles behind the mask and releases her hair, putting it into a pile. They jump out and land on the soft pile of hair. The two partners smile at each other, glad of what they did.
Howard is waiting in the garage of Randy's house, when shadows approach him from behind. "Hey, Howard?"
He turns around, holding up two pieces of wallpaper. "Trains or cowboys? What do you think?"
"...I think we're gonna need a bigger bed," Randy smiles as the other McFreaks arrive. Howard gasps sharply at the sight of them all together. "What do you say? Splitsies on Four McFreaks?" Randy smiles widely as Howard stares at them.
"Splitsies on four McFreaks," He agrees immediately, all of them sharing their handshake.
Alone together
The three slide down a muddy slide in Randy's backyard together. Randy splashes Amy with mud and she laughs as the snake tries to get it off. Howard and Barnabutt get stuck at the bottom, and they continue to laugh.
That's how we used to be
Randy plays keytar in the garage.
Then we stole these four McFreaks
Nine-Arm Snake plays the guitar, Barnabutt playing four harmonicas with his four butts.
Now we're a family
All of them jam out in the garage, Amy providing the vocals.
We have pets
All three of them are wearing bathing suits, bathing Barnabutt. He spits out some water, farting into their faces. They wave hands in front of their faces while the two boys laugh.
Mom said no, but her heart said yes
They tuck in Rondo in a crib, Howard petting Nine-Arm Snake on the head.
We stole pets
Randy pets Parrot Shark on the head while Amy tucks in Barnabutt.
We set them free
They all kiss his head, and he farts in response.
To live in our garage
The boys laugh again, Barnabutt joining in while Amy sprays perfume over her. She knows that it's supposed to do that, but sometimes she wishes he wouldn't do it in her face.
"McFreaks was taped before a live studio audience."
The next day, the three stand in front of the pet park, with the McFreaks behind him. "I thought yesterday was the best day," Randy grins at his best friends. "But today is gonna be yesterday 2.0 The second we walk through this gate, everything changes. Are you ready?"
"Let's do this," Howard cracks his knuckles. "Smith, do you have your contacts?"
"In case my glasses broke again, why?" She asks in confusion.
"Put them on and then put on some sunglasses. You need to look cool."
"She already looks cool," Randy defends, causing her to smile.
"I meant cooler."
"Sure you did," She retorts to Howard, turning around and taking out her contacts.
Randy kicks the door open as they're all wearing sunglasses.
Oh, yeah, we got pets
At the pet park
The McFreaks come in behind him.
We're here with our pets at the pet park
Everyone stops to look at them.
Off the leash
They take off the leashes from the four creatures.
That's so cool
Oh, yeah
Buttermaker throws the frisbee to his puppy, only for Barnabutt to take it with one of his butts.
Randy slightly puts down his glasses. "Barnabutt, you are Bruce-dorable," He clasps his hands as the creature jumps around.
Randy's eyes widen as Nine-Arm Snake is getting his nose bit by Theresa's hamster, the boy's sunglasses falling off. He snatches it out of the McFreak's mouth, waving a scolding finger at the hamster. He puts it down and it crawls over to Amy, hissing. Her eyes widen as she backs away slightly. The hamster seems to be just as ruthless as Theresa can be...
He turns to the nine-armed snake. "Aww, you need a kissy, make boo-boo go bye-bye?" The McFreak nods and Amy giggles at the baby talk. Randy leans in and kisses the nose, watching proudly as the creature slithers away.
"That's so sweet, Ran," Amy smiles softly and he flinches, realizing that she watched him.
"O-Oh, it was nothing," He blushes a little, rubbing the back of his neck.
McFist opens the curtain to the tent. "What a night," He wraps an arm around Viceroy. "Now I know what PJ McFlubBusters means by 'Open Till Question Mark'." He rubs his belly as they enter the McFreaks' room.
"Gy-Yikes!" Viceroy exclaims, giving a nervous look.
"Why'd you Gy-Yikes?" McFist falls to notice the problem, a smile still on his face.
"All of the McFreaks have escaped," Viceroy informs him.
"Gy-Yikes!" McFist shouts once he sees the empty cages. "Ugh, I'm starting to feel stress." He holds his head. Suddenly it feels like everything was back to normal for him, which is trying to catch his two enemies with some robot. Or at least, telling Viceroy to build one and then take credit for it at the end.
"Then I probably shouldn't tell you that their Aw Juice is about to wear off," Viceroy states, tapping his chin.
"Why didn't you give it to them earlier?" McFist accuses the evil scientist.
"I would have if somebody hadn't kept me out till question mark!" Viceroy yells at him and the business man cringes.
"G-Yooo," He replies awkwardly at how bad the situation is.
"Oh, in about 30 seconds, G-Yooo can say that again," Viceroy looks at his watch. McFist just gives a nervous sound in response.
30 seconds later
Everyone at the pet park, pets included, is running away from the rogue McFreaks. "Why is that octo-bear touching my bald cat?" Morgan asks while speed-walking after Rondo, who has her cat in his mouth.
"Is it me or are the McFreaks acting a little extra freaky?" Randy looks around at the chaos, slightly worried.
Parrot Shark flies towards Buttermaker and he dives for the table, holding onto his puppy. The bird poop lands on the table, but it's actually acid!
Greg is cornered by Barnabutt, who keeps farting in his face. "Skee-boo, man. Skee-boo!" He waves a hand in front of his face, disgusted.
"What did you guys do?" Howard questions Amy and Randy with an accusing look on his face.
"Us? We've been sitting next to you," Randy glares at him.
"Yeah, but I didn't do anything, so obviously you two did," Howard retorts back, earning annoyed looks from his friends.
"I don't understand," Amy frowns a bit. "Why are the McFreaks acting like this? They must be missing something to help them control...well, this."
"So you did do something!" Howard points his finger at her. Amy punches him in the arm, frustrated with her friend.
"Will you stop with that?!" She exclaims at him and he glares, rubbing his arm. They look up as the McFreaks are chasing everyone around. Principal Slimovitz himself is standing at the entrance with a goat by his side.
"This is what I get for bringing an indoor goat to an outdoor pet park!" He grabs the goat and runs towards his car, but Nine-Arm Snake is inside it. He hisses at the man, causing him to fall down with a scream. Somehow, the creature pulls out a tool kit, pulling out two tools. He puts it in the ignition and then hotwires the car. The engine turns on, he moves the lever, and presses on the gas. He takes off in the principal's car.
"That McFreak just stole my car!" He screams, holding his head in a panic. The car comes to a stop at the entrance, the nine-armed snake whistling to get his friends' attention. They all jump into the back, taking off down the road.
The three run onto the street, both Amy and Randy with narrowed eyes. "Things just took a turn for the Ninja and Kunoichi."
"For the record, I just wanted to split a monkey," Howard points out, Amy rolling her eyes. The two friends pull out their masks, making sure no one is looking. But for good measure, Howard opens up his jacket so that the two can transform behind him. They land in front of him and run after the car. "I'll meet you guys there!" He calls out, running up to the garbage can. He takes out the helmet and little bike, and rides that down the sidewalk.
However, the bike goes like 4 miles an hour...
"If I were a McFreak loose in the city, where would I rampage?" McFist wonders as they're in the hovercraft, searching above the streets for the McFreaks. He taps his chin in thought. "Where would I rampage...Ooh, I know. I'd rampage at PJ McFlubBusters."
"Sir, our McFreaks from our McFreak Show are about to lay waste to Norrisville," Viceroy tells him, and he honestly doesn't know why he still even works for McFist... "And this is the only thing that can stop them," He puts down the Aw Juice nearby.
"This is fun, you and me chasing something that isn't the Ninja or Kunoichi," McFist smiles fondly, crossing his arms. He either doesn't seem to realize the danger, or just simply doesn't care in favor of relaxing. He sighs, thinking about PJ McFlubBusters. "Man, I cannot stop thinking about those tater skins." The man dances around in his seat.
"There they are!" Viceroy points up ahead to the street.
They've already started the chaos by chasing the principal's car into a fire extinguisher. The citizens run around screaming as the creatures start attacking everyone in sigh. Nine-Arm Snake throws ripped-out parking meters at some windows, a man ducking his head.
Rondo chases a couple of people, throwing a mailbox at Greg's Game Hole's window.
"Smoke bomb!" In a cloud of pink and red smoke, the two partners appear in front of the bear-octopus. "McFreaks! Stop this senseless shoobing." Rondo walks right past the two. Parrot Shark shrieks, chasing after them. "You have to chill!"
He spits acid at the two of them and they roll underneath a car. "Since when could he spit out acid?!" Kunoichi whispers in shock to her partner. Before he could answer, the car is lifted up by Rondo. He roars at the two and they run out of the way. Nine-Arm Snake trips them and Kunoichi lands right on top of Ninja.
She groans, placing her hands on either sides of him. "Ow..." Ninja groans too as they snap out of it to look at each other. Kunoichi blushes as they look at each other. His eyes go wide at something behind her. "Kuno..."
She blinks, her heart beating from the intensity of his voice. "...Yeah...?" She murmurs slowly, wondering what he was going to say.
"...Watch out!" He leaps forward, pulling her out of the way from Nine-Armed Snake. He throws parking meters at the both of them. "Ninja dodge. Ninja dodge," He jumps onto the car, putting Kunoichi down. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine," She shakes her head, telling herself to stay focused. The two jump and land in front 3 McFreaks.
"Bad 9-Armed Snake," Ninja scolds him. Rondo wraps two tentacles around the two, lifting them up into the air. "Uh oh."
"Yeah, I don't think a punishment is going to help us here," Kunoichi glances at him.
"Well, something had to make them all shoob out!" He exclaims at her and she stares at Rondo in the eye.
"The looks in their eyes...I haven't seen that from them before. They were just fine yesterday...but maybe they need something to keep them calm! Like a formula or a juice, something we couldn't possibly give them!"
Rondo slams them into a car window, a dumpster, and then lifts them up into the air. "Rondo, stop," Ninja speaks up. "You don't wanna do this. None of you do. You're good McFreaks. Barnabutt, please, anything as beautiful as you can't be bad."
Well, besides Amy, but he obviously wasn't going to say that out loud. "Talk to them. They listen to you."
"Please, leave the city alone," Kunoichi gives them a pleading look. "All of you are worth more than this." Rondo squeezes them so hard that the two let out farts. Kunoichi's eyes widen as she gives a look of embarrassment. "Excuse me."
Ninja laughs at her and she gives him an accusing look. "I'm sorry, but...you can't just expect me not to laugh at that!"
Barnabutt's eyes go wide as his eyes water. He sheds a tear and jumps, landing on the car. He lets out a few farts from his four butts, and it seems to appeal to his friends. Rondo puts the two Ninjas down as Barnabutt joins their side. He farts again and the two get onto their feet. Rondo steps forward and snuggles Kunoichi.
"Aww, that's sweet," She smiles, hugging its head.
"Thank you, freaks. Now let's get you back in that garage where you belong."
A large shadow looms over them and they look up to see McFist's hovercraft. "You are property of McFist Industries. Come quietly or be shocked," A robo-ape announces from inside, but the McFreaks refuse.
"Great timing. We just got them to calm down," Ninja calls out in annoyance.
The robo-apes burst out of the hovercraft, surrounding the group.
"I'm so sick of people using animals for their own gain lately," Kunoichi narrows her eyes in anger. "Time to send a message. Ready?"
All of them nod in agreement with her. "Ready!" Ninja exclaims with a glare. One of them charges at Ninja, and he jumps over it, throwing it at a window with his scarf. Kunoichi backflips away from a robo-ape, throwing her fan and slicing off not just one, but three heads from the robo-apes. One of them tries to taser Rondo, but he turns around and pulls the robot apart. Nine-Arm Snake, having nine arms, obviously has no trouble pulling apart robots. He smashes two heads together. Parrot Shark flies by, snatching an arm and spitting out acid into another robot's face. Another robo-ape lands in the dumpster and Parrot Shark dives into it, attacking him.
Barnabutt backs away from several robo-apes that have tasers in their hands. He farts nervously and Ninja slices one in half.
"Mind if I 'butt' in?" He glances around, laughing. Kunoichi just stares at him blankly. That had to be the most awful joke he's done in the time that they've been partners... "Because he's got all these butts and, um...I'm just gonna stab you now." He fights both of them, and they stab each other with the tasers. Another pulls Ninja back by the scarf to punch him in the face.
"Yep, that hurt," Ninja holds his head.
"Hey!" Kunoichi jumps on the robot's head, landing in front of it. She spins and kicks it away from Ninja. She bends down to him, holding out a hand. "You okay?"
Hearts form around his head as she's basked in the sunlight, her body shimmering in his eyes. "I am now..."
She suddenly gets hit from behind, landing next to him. Both of them get tasers pointed at their chests. Barnabutt releases a sonic wave with his four butts, ripping the two robots to pieces. Kunoichi gasps in shock as they both stand up.
"Sonic fart. Schnasty!" Ninja gives two thumbs up. Kunoichi bends down and pets him on the head.
"Thanks for saving us," She smiles gratefully. A beam suddenly looms over them, lifting them up into the air. Howard finally arrives, looking up to see all six get taken by McFist.
"Aw, man! I missed everything," Howard complains, getting off the bike. "Stupid monkey bike," He throws it in the trash with a deep frown on his face.
The McFreaks look up at the robo-ape, giving a look of fear. "You have fun, McFreaks?" McFist stands in front of them. "I hope so, because you're going back in your cages forever!"
They both see something, giving looks of surprise when Ninja and Kunoichi crawl out from underneath Rondo.
"Rondo, when we get home, we're having a talk about personal hygiene."
"Because underneath those tentacles? Blegh," Kunoichi shudders a bit, fixing up her messy hair.
"Ninja and Kunoichi? Ninja and Kunoichi! The one weekend I try not to catch the Ninjas, I catch the Ninjas. Get 'em!"
Ninja gasps as they look up, more robo-apes with tasers landing around them. They jump over one, kicking it to the ground. They watch as it explodes. Another one approaches from behind, but they leap and kick it away. McFist growls at this, and they get tackled from above by robo-apes.
"Ow! Oh."
Kunoichi tries to get herself free, but it was no use.
"Viceroy, Aw Juice the Freaks then destroy the Ninja!" McFist yells at him.
"What the cheese is Aw Juice?" Ninja asks, turning to Kunoichi. "Is that what you meant earlier?"
Viceroy approaches the duo. "It's the chemical compound that keeps the before from becoming an after."
"Yep, that would do it," Kunoichi deadpans, wishing that she knew about it earlier or else they wouldn't be in this situation. They can only watch as the mad scientist approaches the McFreaks.
"Alright, back in your cages."
The advice appears above the frightened group of creatures. "What is wild should not be caged." He gasps, arrows pointing to them and the Aw Juice. "Oh, totally missed that."
"Yeah, so did I," Kunoichi cringes slightly. "I just really didn't want them to be back with McFist after you convinced me...and because they're pretty cute."
Ninja turns to the McFreaks. "We're sorry, McFreaks. We were no better than McFist. You don't belong in cages or in garages."
"Even though we did do it for the greater good, in the end...it wasn't what was best for you," Kunoichi looks up at them. "I just wanted to help you..."
"Garages? What's he talking about, garages?" McFist asks in confusion.
"Hiya!" Together, the two push off all the robo-apes, and they explode once they meet with the ceiling. McFst screams, watching as Kunoichi throws her scarf, Ninja doing the same. They spin the robo-apes around, knocking Viceroy off his feet.
"Ninja Juice Slice!" Ninja jumps into the air, slicing the bottle in half.
"How am I supposed to have a McFreak Show without Aw Juice?" McFist asks them angrily.
"You're not. No one is," Ninja places his hands on his hips, putting his sword back.
"And you're not gonna use them for money any longer!" Kunoichi narrows her eyes at them, fists clenched. The growling McFreaks approach the two villains. They back up out of fear and Viceroy presses a button. A green orb forms around them, dropping the two out into the open. "Cowards," She grunts as they watch them disappear.
"Anyone know how to fly a hovercraft?" Ninja realizes that no one is flying the ship. Nine-Arm Snake holds up a hand.
Then the ship is sitting in the sand of Detention Island, having crashed. Everyone crawls out of the ship perfectly fine.
"The better question would have been does anyone know how to land a hovercraft?"
"Serves McFist right," Kunoichi smirks at the damage. "And at least no one got hurt, and they're finally free to do whatever they want."
Ninja sits up, getting onto his feet. "Listen, we were wrong to keep you as pets. You should be free. Welcome back to Detention Island, McFreaks."
They all snuggle together, Barnabutt letting out another fart right into their faces. Kunoichi coughs slightly while Ninja laughs.
"Barnabutt, come on, man. I'm trying to make a moment."
"Oh, right in my face," Kunoichi gags slightly into her mask. "You guys are cute, but that was gross!"
"You know what? That was perfect. I love you to death. I can't top it. Smoke bomb ya later." They smoke bomb away from the island.
Meanwhile, McFist and Viceroy go back to PJ McFlubBusters to eat ice cream, sing karaoke, ride a mechanical bull, ride in the bumper cars, Viceroy gets his face drawn, they play basketball, eat pizza, and come back home to a frowning Marci.
