Chapter 2

(12 years later)

There was a chase going on, a young man with reddish-blonde hair and blue eyes was running from ANBU. As he was, he was carrying a couple of buckets of paint. He was running past a couple of young women, the first one had light brown hair and gray eyes, she was dressed in a white midriff, black bike shorts, sandal boots, and a headband around her waist.

Her companion had long black hair in a ponytail, soft blue eyes, and was dressed in a white and black bodysuit, sandal boots, and her headband. The young man was in a white T-shirt, black shorts and sandal boots, and his headband. The three were, Suki Uchiha, cousin to the village's 'Golden Boy'; Sasuke Uchiha, Akeno Uzumaki, the 'Sweetheart of the Uzumaki clan', and Naruto Uzumaki- Namikaze, son of the Fourth Hokage, Jinnchuriki of Kyubbi, the 'Rookie of the Year' two years prior, and the village's scapegoat. They were off and were doing nothing, well the girls were, Tsunade Senju, the current Hokage, had hired Naruto to find holes in the defenses, but not to make it look like he was working. So he put his pranks in to play.

He 'Tagged' the 'Hokage Monument'.

The girls sighed, "well there goes Naruto-Kun." Said Suki, she looked at what he did and saw it. "Holy crap, he tagged the monument." Akeno looked as well.

"Ara, ara." she said. "Looks like Naruto-Kun found another 'hole'."

Meanwhile, as Naruto was running from ANBU, Kushina was looking on and saw the tagged monument. She laughed out loud, "Shizune, look!" She said pointing. Shizune was Tsunade's assistant and director of the hospital. She looked up and saw the monument. The First had trees 'growing' out of his hair, the Second had tear streaks, a runny nose, and drool coming from his mouth, the Third had a snake, slug, and toad on his face, the Fourth had whisker marks on his cheeks making him look like Naruto, finally, the Fifth's face was untouched.

"I wonder why Tsunade-sama's face was untouched." Said Shizune.

"Cause he knows she'd kill him." Said Kushina.


(Hokage's office)

Tsunade was looking up from her sake and letters she got from her spymaster, noticing the monument. 'Looks like there's another 'hole'.' She thought. Tsunade was a very beautiful, young-looking woman with blonde hair in twin ponytails, caramel eyes, a blue diamond on the middle of her forehead, was very tall, and had a large bust. She was in a gray, sleeveless gi, black tights, and high-heeled sandal boots.

"You want me to get him, Ma'am?" Asked a voice.

"Yes," she said simply. A young woman with long lavender hair, wearing an ANBU uniform with a cat's mask.

"He's been doing a great job." She said Tsunade nodded.


(With Naruto)

Naruto was still trying to get away as he was thinking about what he did and mentally frowned. 'Hey, Kurama?' He sent.

"What Naruto?" Said a voice, it was dark and evil sounding.

'What's your opinion about this?'

"That was a mighty big hole."

'That's what I was thinking too. Response time was pretty good though.' Just then he was grabbed by a Chunin, he had a scar across his face, brown eyes, and hair in a ponytail. He was in a black, long-sleeved T-shirt, cargo pants, and sandal boots.

"Gotcha, You Little Bastard!" He said, Naruto just looked at him. "Think you can play hooky from the academy? And what is this? A fake headband?" Naruto was now pissed, how dare this pathetic loser called his headband fake? Just then they heard someone.

"Hey! Bitch boy!" It said, "you wanna put down my student?" They looked over to see a young man, in a black under armor T-shirt, black cargo pants, sandal boots, a headband, and a jounin's vest. He had shaggy black hair and green eyes, with his arms crossed. This was Hari Potta, one of the Fourth's students.

"I don't know how you did it, you little shit!" Said the chunin, "but one of the Fourth's prized students isn't going to save you!"

"He's My Fucking Student!" Said Hari, "Drop Him!"

"Why are you-urk!" Hari grabbed the chunin by the neck and lifted him. He dropped Naruto and was now terrified.

"Iruka Umino," he said. "I know about you, you wanted revenge on Naruto because, in your tiny mind, you think he's Kyuubi. And Kyuubi 'killed' your parents. Right? Just like these assholes?" Iruka was now scared, "Kyuubi didn't kill your parents, I did!" Iruka's eyes widened, "you see they thought just like you. My nephew was Kyuubi. So, when they attacked, I popped their head like a bubble. Also, Naruto is my student, we'll go to the Hokage for proof." He put Iruka down, "you attack us and I'll kill you. Move!" He pushed him towards the tower.


(Hokage Tower)

Naruto, Hari, and Iruka had entered the office Tsunade was there, along with Kushina, Shizune, and Sarutobi. "So, security is lacking near the monument?" She asked.

"Yes, Ma'am." Said Naruto as he handed her his notes.

"I'll look over these later, now Iruka, why are you here?"

"Hokage-sama, I wish for you to remove this brat's headband!" He said.

"Why?"

"He's not a shinobi!" She pulled out Naruto's file and placed it in front of him.

"This is GENIN Uzumaki's shinobi file!" Said Sarutobi, "take a look." The file was thick, and Iruka read it and paled at every word.

"Let me guess," said Kushina. "The civilian council ordered you to force Naruto to quit being a shinobi?"

"How much were they paying you?" Said Hari, "what did they promise you?"

"Whatever it was, you're not going to get it." Said Tsunade, "as a matter of fact. Turn in your headband, you're done as a ninja." Iruka paled, he couldn't believe it, the Hokage had removed him from the ninja corps.

Later, Naruto and Hari met up with Suki and Akeno for lunch. "So, you're worried about the security?" Asked Suki, Naruto nodded.

"Are you going to tell the Hokage?" Asked Akeno.

"She already knows," said Hari.

"So what's next?"

"We take the day off tomorrow." Hari glared at Naruto. "That means all of us."

"Yes, Hari-sensei." They said, not knowing that they were beginning to step into it, again.

TBC


Note: I just finished this one off the top of my head.