Chapter 2

(Scene 1: At Planet Express, a taxi arrives. Kif and Zapp walk up to the door. Professor Farnsworth opens the door for them.)

Professor: Hello, Kif and Zapp.

Kif: Hello, Professor. Is Amy...

(Zapp shoves Kif away.)

Zapp: No one cares, Kif. Say Professor, Is Leela here?

Professor: Yes. Why?

Zapp: I want to tell Leela to ditch your orange haired delivery boy and get together with me.

Professor: Wha?

Zapp: Never mind. Kif, let's move. Pronto.

(At the hangar, the Planet Express crew jumped out in excitement and screamed to Kif.)

Planet Express team: Surprise!

Kif(Confused): What's going on?

(Amy runs up to Kif)

Amy: It's your birthday! Happy Birthday, Kiffy! I haven't forgot your birthday and I planned this party for you.

Kif: You did this...for me?

Amy: I sure did? In fact, all of my friends even helped? Well, except one.

(Amy looks at Bender)

Bender(Annoyed): Hey, I said would help you anytime. I just didn't want to. And this party is going to suck anyways.

Amy(Angrily): Bender!

Bender: Hey! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Leela(Annoyed): Enough you two. Let's just get this birthday going.

(Zapp goes up to Leela)

Zapp: And our relationship going as well.

Leela(Annoyed): Zapp, we never had a realationship and I doubt we'll ever have one.

Zapp: But we will if you can break up with that orange haired freak.

Leela:(Angrily) If you ever talk about Fry like that again, then I'll knock your head off with my boot.

Zapp: Very well. Let me know you reconsider your decision of you bring together with Fry.

(Fry shows up)

Fry:(Defensive) Does Leela have to tell you everytime?

Zapp: That I can't answer, but once Leela realizes the mistake she made, she'll leave you and she will be mine.

Fry: We'll see about that!

Leela: Both of you, stop! Fry, I know you want to protect me from that creep, but I'll handle it. And Zapp, just get lost. Fry and I will continue to be together whether you like it or not.

Amy: That's enough! That isn't important right now. What's important is celebrating Kif's birthday.

Fry: You're right. Let's just focus on Kif's birthday

(Everyone continues to focus on Kif's birthday. Zapp, Kif, and the Planet Express team are seen doing random stuff at the party.


(Secne 2: Many moments later at Kif's birthday party at Planet Express.)

Amy: All right, everyone it's time to have my Kiffy candles. Zoidberg, can you bring out the cake for my Kiffy.

(Zoidberg was seen eating Kif's birthday cake. Zoidberg realized his error.)

Zoidberg: Oh, no. I did it again.

Hermes: Now look what you did, you dirty crustacean!

Zoidberg: It was a honest mistake, Hermes.

I forgot, that's all.

Hermes: Just get out of here, you brainless crab.

Zoidberg: (Sadly) Aww.

Amy: Never mind that. Let's have all us sing "Happy Birthday" to Kif.

(The Planet Express team, Zapp, and other invited guests sing "Happy Birthday" to Kif)

Amy: Kif, is there anything you want to say.

Kif: Yeah, all I want to say is...

(Zapp shoves Kif out of the way)

Zapp: You're talking time is over, Kif. I have something important to say.

Leela:(Annoyed) Oh, Lord. Here we go again.

Zapp: What I want to say is: Fry cheated on Leela!

(Everyone gasped)

Will Leela believe Zapp? Is Leela going to break up with Fry? Go to chapter 3 to find out!

End of chapter 2. Get ready for chapter 3!