Disclaimer: I am not James Kahn, J.K. Rowling, or George Lucas.
Ministry Major Timothy Morcott, Officer Midgen, and M.I.M. operative Zabini operate the gunnery station to the Shield Charm in the Forbidden Forest.
Enter Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Gambol, Japes, Akingbade, and Peakes, barging in.
Morcott, Midgen, and Zabini jump up quickly at the sight of the DA soldiers. Ron aims his rifle at them.
Ron. All right. Up. Move. Come on. Quickly. Quickly.
Morcott, Midgen, and Zabini back away.
Hagrid.
Hagrid. [growls]
Enter Lieutenant Wakefield.
Peakes punches him and throws him backward.
Hagrid corners Morcott, Midgen, and Zabini while Ron, Hermione, Gambol, Japes, Akingbade, and Peakes get to work.
Hermione. Ron. Hurry. The fleet will be here any moment.
Ron. [to Gambol and Japes] Charges. Come on, come on.
Gambol and Japes toss a bag of grenades to Ron.
Outside, Percy, Hedwig, and Firenze watch as several Ministry soldiers approach. Sergeant Mitcham now stands guard, while Colonel Jugson, Lieutenant Cantankerus Nott, and Captain Pettigrew, among others, move inward.
Percy. Oh, my! They'll be captured.
Firenze. Echo schédio.
Firenze runs off.
Percy. Wait! Wait! Come back!
Firenze. [speaks in Ancient Greek]
Exit Firenze.
Percy. [to Hedwig] Hedwig. Stay with me.
Meanwhile, Jugson, Nott, Pettigrew, and the others have entered the bunker.
Jugson. Freeze.
Ron tosses the bag of explosives at the colonel. Jugson tumbles over the railing and falls to his death.
Unfortunately, his place is taken by further Ministry officers and Hit Wizards, led by Lieutenant Nott.
Nott aims his rifle at Ron.
Nott. You rebel scum.
The DA strike team is forced to relinquish their weapons.
Hagrid. Uhh waahh!
Lieutenant Wakefield rips Hagrid's crossbow from him.
Ahh yaa!
Exit all.
