Then Rolly is coughing up a storm after he ate so much, *cough* *cough* *cough*, "My ass!" *coughing continues* "Bullshit!" *coughing continues* "Ah Shit!" *coughing continues* "Bullshit!" *coughing continues* "Fuck you!" *coughing continues* "My Ass!"
Then Spot is reading the newspaper and hears a crashing noise in the barn. "The hell was that?" ask Spot. Some random dog said, "Eh, Rolly just fell down the stairs." Then Spot says, "Well quit it!"
Then Cadpig is watching Alf on the phone with Pongo. "I'm watching the 1st season of Alf on DVD." She tells him. "Alf", She repeats. "ALF!", she shouts. "How can you watch Thunderbolt and not who who Alf is?", Cadpig then slams the phone up. "Piece of Crap!", she points out.
Then Spot is asking a favor from Spotty. "Can you do me a big favor", asks Spot to Spotty. "Lucky brought over some cases of Kibble from the cannery. I was wondering if I could drop them off at your place?" Spotty says, "What? Why? How many cases are you talking about?" Spot answers, "Its about 30 cases." Spotty then says, "30 cases of kibble? Well...idk my house is going to smell like Kibble." Spot then says, "I don't give a shit!"
Then Lucky is on the phone while looking out the barn window and sees something shocking, "Holy Shit!" Lucky says, "I gotta go! Some squirrels fucking the tomatoes in the yard!"
Then Lucky is with Tripod lifting weights, "He played T-Bone in Clifford!" says Lucky. Then Tripod says, "Oh yeah, yeah. I wonder what he is doing nowadays." Lucky says, "Hes probably getting fucked in the ass!"
Then Cadpig is on the phone saying, "I had to turn all the clocks back an hour. When I got to the last clock, my ass turned into jello!" Then the garbage disposal in the house goes off. Cadpig then says, "Fuck...Damn it...The hell is that shit? You hear that shit? So im going to go find out where the fuck the noise is coming from?" She then enters the kitchen where the noise is coming from and says, "Shit...Ah Shit...Shit...Shit...What's all the damn noise?" Two-Tone says, "It's the garbage disposal." Cadpig then says, "Sounds like Mooch taking a shit!" Cadpig mimicks the sound "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Two-Tone gasps and says, "No it dosen't" "Yes it does!" Cadpig argues. "No it dosen't" "Yes it does, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Two-Tone throws a wash rag at Cadpig saying, "Shut up!" "Ah Fuck you Im telling Mom! For not even getting permission from her to even run that damn thing!" Cadpig interjects.
Then Captain is questioning what happened with Cadpig at the Coup. "So I heard you got kicked out of the coup the other day. What's that about?" Cadpig then says, "I walked in to pick up some eggs, and I couldn't stop calling those chickens 'dicks'" Captain then says, "So what happened after that?" "Then Spot's Father called me a dumbass like hes my Dad and Shit!" Cadpig points out.
Then Rolly is looking for the Kanine Krunchies Roger and Anita bought that he is hungry for. "Where are the Kanine Krunchies? I'm starving to death!" Dipstick points out, "They are over here Rolly in this bag!" "Throw them over here!" Rolly shouts. Dipstick threw them too low. "Ouch...Motherfucker you hit me in the dick!" Rolly shouts. Dipstick says, "Sorry!" Rolly then says, "Your lucky it wasn't hard! I mean this thing not my dick!"
Then Cadpig is eating her dog food thats too hard to eat, "Damn it! This Beneful Dog Food is hard as tits!" Mooch laughs and says, "As Tits? Whose tits you've been grabbing that feel hard? That's what I wanna know?" Then continues laughing. "Fuck you!" Cadpig shouts.
Then Rolly is on the Phone with Lieutenant Pug, "You MotherPuggers. PIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS" Shouting caused the Dearlys calendar to fall down a month. He then tells Pug, "Go count your dick!"
Then Lucky is sleeping on the couch and Two-Tone is trying to wake him up, "Lucky!" Shouts Two-Tone, "Lucky its after 8!" Lucky then says, "OH FUCK! Its what happens when Horace and Jasper have a picture of a giraffe in their asses during an earthquack." The TV then says, "Please support the United Mutt College Fund. Because the mind-" Two-Tone asks,"Lucky are you going to get u-" Lucky interrupts, "SHIT!"
Then Lucky is playing pool with Pug telling him, "I'd like to see you watch a cadet like me try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!" Then Lucky shoots the stick in pool with the cue ball. Suddenly Thunderbolt comes on and Lucky says, "Holy fuck...Damn it" He shoves Patch out of the way saying, "Get the fuck out of my way Patch!" then runs over to the TV to watch Thunderbolt.
Then Spot calls the police after a burglary in the barn. Shes on the phone looking outside the coup sticking her butt out swaying it while doing so. "Yes." she says, "It was about 10 minutes ago. Some mutt tried to break into my friends barn." Police on the phone ask, "Can you describe what it looked like?" "Yes" she says, "It's a long-legged pissed off Pomeranian"
Then Lucky stubbed his toe and the scene repeats three times with him saying, "ASS! ASS! ASS!"
Then Perdita needs to use the bathroom but Rolly is in taking a shower in there. Perdy knocks on the door, then Rolly turns off the shower, "Wait a minute you dick!" Perdy says, "I don't have a dick you mutt!" Rolly gasps, "Mom?! AH SHIT!"
Then Two-Tone calls out from the kitchen to Lucky sitting on the chair, "Lucky, what do you want for breakfast?" Lucky answers, "Kibble and Eggs dear!" Two-Tone says, "What?" Lucky pound the chair and angrily shouts, "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID KIBBLE AND EGGS!"
End of Chapter 2
