Episode 2: The Very Crappy Memories PT2:

Last time on Total Drama, 22 Contestants from across every single generation of Total Drama and that racing show that I CHRIS MCLEAN SHOULD'VE HOSTED! But I've got to move on, We're brought in to compete with each other. The contestants were brought in with a Big Bang! HEHEHE, that was awesome. Duncan and Jo got into a size up match! Duncan gets embarrassed by both of his ex's! Ouch! And many more to come! What exciting drama will happen? Who will get seriously injured in the first challenge of the season? What exciting dangers for me and horrible dangers for the Campers slash Contestants await them on our new gigantic island?! You'll have to stay tuned and find out here...on...TOTAL...DRAMA...NOSTALGIAAAA!"


Emma, Kitty, Owen & Noah were talking straight strategy with each other. Emma and Noah were doing most of the talking, while Owen & Kitty were both bored of their friends turned lovers.

"Noah when I win, I'll go straight to Law School. We need to think harder!"

"But Emma, D-Darling, this isn't the Ridonculous Race anymore. This is Chris McLean were talking about." Noah said, struggling to get the word darling out.

"I don't know if we made the greatest achievement or the greatest curse by putting Emma and Noah together Owen. Those two are like teachers talking about giving the class more homework. They are so adorable together!"

"Awww. My little buddy Noah & Emma look so happy and cute when their being smug and super serious!"

"Yea, your right Owen. Remember the stress these two Nerdy & Geeky Love Birds put us through in the Ridonculous Race?"

As Kitty & Owen we're talking Chris comes on the loudspeaker to the entire island.

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE MENTION OF THAT AWFUL SHOW'S NAME?!"

"You said in your presence! How.-" Kitty was cut off by Chris again.

"We are talking KITTYYY! SO IT COUNTS AS PRESENCE! GOODBYEEEE! I'LL SEE YOUR SORRY BUTTS LATER TOGNIGHT!" Chris disconnects, leaving an annoyed Kitty, Emma & Noah.

Confessional (Kitty): "Me and Emma haven't even been here for an entire day yet and Chris is already starting to bug me."

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Leshawna was sleeping in the girls cabin waiting for the nighttime challenge to start. She was sleeping like a baby until someone spooked her.

"Your Aura is very visible Leshawna."

"Yo! What the.-Girl you can't come up in here giving me a heart attack!" Leshawna was clearly spooked and surprised. "Who are you anyways?"

"I'm Dawn. I read peoples auras. And your aura tells me your one of the purest people." Leshawna then turned for a split second. She turned back and Dawn was gone, nowhere to be seen.

"Uh uh! Where'd that creepy girl go? Leshawna don't mess with all that supernatural stuff!"

Confessional (Leshawna): "If there's one thing my homegirls and my mom back at home know, it's that Leshawna don't play with Voodoo!"

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"What do you think Chris is going to do for the first challenge Zoey?"

"I don't know Mike. Chris is kinda annoying and demented in the head." Zoey said to her boyfriend, unsure of Chris's methods.

Just then, a rustle in the area of the forest they were in is heard. Mike tried to help Zoey, but to no avail as she helped herself. She did a summer salt off of the tree they relaxed on. Zoey heard the rustling get louder and followed it into the direction of the sound. It was Duncan and he looked somewhat depressed and somewhat annoyed.

"Duncan?"

"What are you stalking me or something? McLean could've let me know that an Indie Chick was stalking me!"

"No I'm not stalking you. I was just with Mik.-"

"Look, if your not saying anything important to me I really don't care. So scram." Duncan said.

As he began walking away, Zoey grabbed his hand, stopping him.

"Wait, Duncan?"

Confessional (Duncan): "What is it with people thinking I've gone soft after being locked up in All Stars for blowing up Chris's precious little mansion?! And what's up with Zoey being all sweet and gushy and crappy or whatever?! Mal or Mike or whatever the heck your name is, CONTROL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

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"Are you sad about something? Because when I walked over here, you looked depressed?"

"NO! I'm not depressed! Duncan and depressed don't understand each other! Ughh!"

Duncan said this as Chris once again came on the loudspeaker.

"Awww! How cute! HEY EVERYBODY! IT LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN AND ZOEY ARE HAVING A TOUCHY AND PERSONAL MOMENT UNDER THE STARS! OHHHH MIKEEEEEEE! SORRY DUNCAN! SORRY ZOEY! MIKE JUST HAD TO KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA!" Chris said as the loudspeaker disconnected.

Mike then came looking for Zoey and then stumbled upon the two. Zoey quickly took her hand off of Duncan's hand while Duncan didn't care as he did before Chris came on the loudspeaker.

"Ohh Zoey? My girlfriend, uhhhh, And Duncan? Holding hands, uhhhh?" Mike said awkwardly.

"Relax scrawny Mike. Zoey grabbed my hand and Chris is full of crap!" Duncan began walking away.

"Mike! It's not what it looks like. Chris is lying just to stir up problems in peoples lives!"

Confessional (Mike): "Of course I'll believe Zoey. I trust her! But why was she holding Duncan's hand? What am I saying, no way Zoey would leave me for Duncan or anything like that!...Right?"

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"I believe you Zoey. I'll always believe you. If you say Chris was lying, then he's lying."

"And Riley prove that." Zoey pulls in Mike for a big smooch. After about 30 seconds, she stopped.

"Wow Zoey. That was great."

"It was Amazing Mike."

Heather was walking around Komotay Island by herself. It was getting pretty dark soon, and Chris did say that this new Island had some "Goodies" in store for them. And that also hinted that the challenge was about to start.

"Ughhh, at this point, I'm ready for whatever Chris throws at me! This season I'm completely dominating it!"

"Don't worry Mi Amor. I'll protect you from the big bad man named Chris! But about the dominating the season, I'm afraid your greatly mistaken, Heather."

A charmingly evil voice spoke out to Heather. Heather wasn't even scared, she was more so annoyed at who was speaking to her.

"Just shut up and stop hiding like a creep Alejandro! You know you can't frighten me." Heather said as she, ironically, bumping into Alejandro's chest, letting out a loud girly screech.

"That looked like fear, my sweet and deceiving Heather." Heather slapped him.

"Shut up you jerk! What are you even doing here following me?"

"Mi Amor.-"

"EX-Amor!"

"I was not following you. I was simply roaming around the forest and then I came across you, talking to yourself."

"Whatever! And not to be intrusive or anything, what's your strategy for tonight's challenge?"

"Only time will tell, my sweet Heather."

"Your EX! Heather!"

"Whatever you say. And I cannot reveal my plans. They will unfold tonight."

Confessional (Heather): "He's totally up to something, and I'm going to find out what it is and use it against my lo.- Ex-Opponent!"

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Confessional (Alejandro): "As charming and sexy Heather is, not even she can know my plans. As i told Heather, Only time will tell." He said, shooting his trademark smile.

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"Alright vict.-I Mean campers slash contestants! HEHE. Your first challenge begins now! Meet me by the ammunition arts crafts center in 5! GO! GO! GO!"

Everybody contestant ran across Komotay Island to get to the Ammunition Arts and Crafts Center.

"Aww Chris! He shouldn't have! This'll definitely prove my dominance as a bad boy! Yea baby!" Duncan said, running across the island to the requested location.

"Meet you at the death and crafts center as Noah would call it Kitty! HEHE! But seriously, see you later." Emma said as she ran off from Kitty.

"Papi always told me about the day where I would need to rely on my manure sculpturing skills!" Scott said as he ran.

"Time to go beat these other pathetic fame hungry wannabes!" Jo said, running.

"LIGHTNING DOESN'T NEED NO CRAFT AS MY ATHLETIC ABILITIES IS THE SHA-CRAFT! LIGHTNING BOLT! SHA-BAM!" Lightning said shoving Courtney out of his way, covering her in mud. He also shoved Gwen to.

Confessional (Gwen): "Ughhh clearly he hasn't changed since All Stars! Why can't he just Sha-Shut Up!"

Confessional (Courtney): "Another person to add to my list! He is obviously SHA-IDIOT!"

"Teleportation spell, I Command YOU TO GET ME TO MY DESIGNATED PLACE! TOTAL DAY...TOTAL DRAMARAMA...TOTALLLL DRAMA TELEPORT ME NOW!"

Leonard stupidly said this as he got trampled to death by his 21 other colleagues.

"Owww! Force Feild! Protect me now!"

Confessional (Kitty): "I'm not trying to be mean as I love being nice to people, but I don't think the wizard kid is going to last much longer."

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Eventually, all of the contestants arrive at the Ammunition Arts And Crafts area. They all find Chris and Chef waiting for them. Chris was smiling and Chef was laughing lightly.

"Greetings, my favorite contestants! Pfft. HAHAHA!"

Everyone looked at Chris and Chef with either suspicion or annoyance.

"What are you up to Chris?" Gwen said.

"Get on with the f-(Bleep)-Ing show McLean!" Duncan growled.

"Hurry up Chris! Stop laughing this instant and tell us what's going on right now!" Courtney said.

"Ughhh! Chris stop being a snarky and psychotic little freak and get on with the freaking challenge already!" Heather ordered.

"Leshawna ain't got time for your little torture games sugar pie. Come on Chris!" Leshawna said.

"I never should've signed up for this show again!" Noah said, annoyed.

"Aw don't worry little buddy! At least me Emma and Kitty are here!" Owen happily said.

"Yea I guess. The only thing that's keeping me going is my super hot girlfriend Emma. I want her Dream to become reality."

Confessional (Noah): "Feel like I've evolved after The Race. I have a hot lawyer girlfriend that likes me for me. Huhhhh. I love when she bosses me around. But that doesn't mean I'm going soft!"

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"CODYYYYYYYYYYY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE SIERRA! WE AREN'T HAVING CHILDREN!"

"SURRRREEEEE WE AREN'T HEHEHE!"

"I'M BRINGING THE PAIN THIS SEASON! THIS IS FOR YOU LINDSAY!" Tyler said, confidently.

"Foolish Jocks! They clearly represent the meaning of the classic phrase 'Dumb Jock'." Alejandro said, annoyed.

"I ain't no dumb jock! I'm the DUMBEST JOCK! SHA-LIGHTNING STRIKE! I'M GONNA WIN THIS THING! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! 3rd TIMES A CHARM!" Lightning said, making a fool of himself.

Confessional (Jo): "If this contest was based on brains, HAHA! Lightning would've been the first one to lose!"

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"Seriously Chris, What's going on?! You'd better not have Fang here anywhere!"

"Zoey I'm getting really worried now. Zoey? Zoey?" Mike said to Zoey who had her concerned eyes on Duncan.

"Poor Duncan. I feel bad for him. He's had it rough since All Stars and getting locked up and now whatever he's currently going through."

"Uhh Zoey."

"Oh right. Sorry Mike! Yea I'm getting really scared about this."

Confessional (Mike): "What was up with Zoey looking at Duncan like that? Nah. It was just my imagination!...Hopefully!"

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"Komotay! Komo-Tah! I COMMAND CHRIS AND CHEF TO STOP LAUGHING!" Leonard once again said, making a fool of himself. Everybody including Chris and Chef turned to him and started laughing at him. Except Kitty.

Confessional (Amy): "HAHAHA! What a loser! That's what he's been since Phakitew Island! HAHAHA!"

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Confessional (Samey/Sammy): "I feel terrible on the inside I do. But it was funny!"

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Confessional (Emma): "Seriously! HAHAHA! What's up with this guy and magic? I should've listened to my boyfriend's warnings about the type of people on this show."

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Confessional (Chef): "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor kid! AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA!"

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Confessional (Chris): "Ohhh man! HEHEHAHAHA! That was golden!"

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Confessional (Kitty): "Poor Leonard. He didn't deserve that humiliation and brutality. I know what it's like to be humiliated and brutalized by your peers. Just ask Jacque & Josee! Their the reason me and my sister finished fourth place in The Ridonculous Race."

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Chris and Chef managed to stop laughing. Now the serious part begins.

"Alright settle down guys. I know your all eager for me to hu.- help you all out, but relax. Let's get the introduction over with. This awesome sized shed right here is The Ammunition Arts and Crafts Shed. Now your all wondering, Chris, our favorite reality TV show host, What the heck does this have to do with the challenge?! Well let me tell you."

Confessional (Gwen): "McLean is anything but my favorite host! (Bleep)-Hole!"

Chris then started explaining the challenge.

"Okay let me get to the challenge! Inside the Ammunition Arts and Crafts Shed, their are tons of wicked cool paintball weapons!"

This made everyone light up in excitement. Especially Duncan.

"Oh yeaaaa! Somebody's gonna be eating paintball for breakfast much and dinner! I hope the weapons are awesome!" Duncan said happy. Much to his surprise, somebody interrupted him.

"Your Duncan. The Bad Boy turned nice guy on Total Drama!" Kitty said happily.

Everybody turned and looked at the two. Chris was annoyed that he was being interrupted. He then used his power to annoy Duncan.

"Zipppp! The! Lipppp! Duncan! You know what, since I'm feeling generous at the moment, Congratulations Duncan and Kitty! You two are now Captains for your team this season! You two are also the first two members of one of the teams this season! You may applaud!"

Everybody, except Kitty, Zoey, Noah, Emma and Duncan started laughing at the two. Duncan was aggravated that Chris had punished him for something he didn't even do. Duncan then expressed his anger and disapproval of the decision.

"Oh come on Chris! It was the ponytail phone obsessed chick's fault. I didn't even reply to her! Ahhh crap! And for your information, Lawyer Chick's sister, I'm not a nice person! I'm a bad boy!"

"I don't believe that. Everybody can be nice if they try! Selfie?" Duncan, knew their was no point in trying to reject Kitty, so he just let her get her pictures.

"Ughh, fine! The only reason I'm allowing this to happen is because I've already been through a lot of crap today, so what the heck."

"Yay!" Kitty happily expressed.

Kitty then took her selfies with Duncan. Duncan didn't drop one single pose or smile. Chris was twitching his eye in anger due to the happy less painful emotions coming from Kitty. Duncan then pulled away from her.

"NO! I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY SELFIES UNLESS IT'S A CONTESTANT BEING HUMILIATED BY ANOTHER CONTESTANT!"

Chris then continued explaining the challenge after stopping Kitty's kind and nice antics.

"ANYWAYS! Now that we're away from selfies and Mr Nice Guy Duncan, yes this shed contains tons of awesome paintball weapons that you will eventually have to use. But first some things. Ohhh and you'll all love this! To answer Courtney's question about our new lovely Komotay Island this season, the reason the giant island is so clean and fancier then Camp Wawanawka & Phakitew Island is because it's populated to the heavens with wildlife. And yes it's sweet little animals!"

The 22 Contestants let out a sign of relief after being scared by a taunting Chris. Chris then decided to stop playing around with them and tell them the answer to Courtney's question. He laughs and smiles every time he says something.

"GRIZZLY BEARS! WOLVES! KILLING BOXING KANGAROOS! T'Od MOOSES! RACCOONS!PYTHONS! HAWKS! EAGLES! AND HOPEFULLY SOME OTHER THINGS! Man Eating Sharks! Ohhhh Cheffffff!"

The Contestants are now beginning to show their own fear as Chef then brings out an old friend of Scott. It was Fang, and he looked directly at Scott and smiled at him. He then gave Scott the throat slit signal which was enough to scare him half to death.

"FANG! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Scott then hides behind Jo.

"Get off of me, farmer boy!" Jo said, throwing Scott on the ground.

"Alright Chef! Put Fang back into his cage, we need Scott to compete in this challenge!"

Chef did what Chris told him to and put Fang back into his cage. Chris then finally started Explaining the first challenge of the season.

"Alright, now that I've properly ensured your 'safety'! HEHEHAHA! I can explain the challenge. We're gonna play a game of paintball! And by we I mean you! But the experienced players should know me by now that I never do things the normal way. This version of paintball you all are gonna play, and most likely seriously injured or worse, is gonna be fun! The rules are that you have to shoot your 3 assigned targets! Those will be 3 animals around Komotay Island. And just to let you all know that I'm fully supporting you all, I hope the animals really hurt you all! HAHAHAHA! Kidding, but not really, is this will be good for ratings. And possibly really bad if something worse happens to you all. Kidding once again. First you will all have have 2 Minutes each to grab whatever equipment you need. I highly recommend you all grab flashlights, night vision goggles, and tranquilizers, as a good 95 percent of the other 95 percent of animals on this Island will be on high alert and most likely hunting you down! HEHAAHAAHAHA! After you all grab your equipment, I'll call your names and you'll pick out three random animals from this treasure chest I have. ANY QUESTIONS?! NO GOOD LUC.-"

Courtney once again interrupted Chris to ask some questions about this challenge. Even though Chris was obviously annoyed, he let the spoiled and bratty CIT ask anyways.

"Umm Chris?! One, what if somebody doesn't have any gear by the buzzer? Two, what will the teams be? Considering My idiot Ex Boyfriend Duncan & Kitty are now on a team? 3, what if somebody gets seriously hurt or lost during this challenge?! This can't be legal! I demand.-"

"Courtney, One of somebody doesn't get equipment by the time I sound the alarm, not my problem! And they can't get more time! Two, the teams are going to be depicted based on your interactions throughout the game and my personal liking! 3! We have the interns on standby and we have flashlights lit all over the entire island so it's dark but not to dark and light, but not to light! And I don't really care if it's legal or not! ANYWAYS! ON YOUR MARK! GET SET! GO PROTECT YOUR PATHETIC.-" Wait where's Dawn?"

"Right here Chris!"

"AHHH WHAT THE HECK?! Don't do that!" Chris said as he and Chef were clearly spooked by Dawn's surprise appearance. "Anyways! GO PROTECT YOUR PATHETIC LIVES! GO!"

Chris then sounded off a horn and a timer appeared on a Television he had nearby. All of the contestants began running into the Ammunition Arts and Crafts Shed to get the equipment they would need to help them complete the challenge. Chris and Chef took the time to have a light conversation about the surprises Chris had in store for them.

"Chef, HEHE, you think we should've warned them about the surprises I have hidden around Komotay Island? HEHEHE." Chris said sarcastically.

"The Sisters from the Ridon.- The Race show, maybe. But everybody else should know you by now!" Chef said happily.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Both Chef and Chris share a laugh about what they we're gonna do to the contestants this season.

"Yes! Two dual paintball handguns and a paintball gun! This'll be handy I guess." Gwen said as she grabbed a tranquilizer gun as well. "Hey Courtney! Here!"

"Thanks Gwen!" Courtney happily took a paintball gun, while sharing a high five with Gwen.

Duncan then walked up to Gwen to try and talk to her again.

"Hey Gwen. Can we.-" Gwen then shoots Duncan in the face with her paintball gun, due to Duncan surprising her.

Everybody laughed at Duncan accept for Zoey and Kitty, who felt bad for him. Gwen then apologized, but in a rude and somewhat snarky manner.

"Sorry Dudca.-Duncan. Maybe if you hadn't snuck up on me and Courtney and surprised me, this wouldn't have happened. Good luck and try not to get eaten. Come on Courtney. Chris is allowing everybody more time because of the so called drama that's happening."

Gwen and Courtney walk outside the fancy army and art decorated shed to wait for everybody else. Duncan grabbed began wiping his face, but to his surprise, Zoey and Kitty were standing over him with pink towels in hand. Duncan was annoyed by their presence.

"Oh great! What do you want Indie & Selfie Obsessed Chick?" Duncan said angrily.

"Are you okay Duncan?" Zoey said, showing Concern for the Ex-Con.

"Yea, are you okay? Who was that mean girl?" Kitty asked, showing great concern as well.

"She's my awesome Ex. Not that it's your concern. And why are you bothering me Zoey? Don't you have a boyfriend to be lame and gushy around?"

Duncan then walks away from Kitty and Zoey, as he collected everything he needed to tag his three animals. Zoey and Kitty decided to take the chance to become friends with each other.

"And you must be Zoey from Revenge Of The Island and All Stars?"

"Hi. That's me! And you must be Kitty from The double RR Race. You placed 4th place with your older sister, Emma?"

"Yea. Selfies?" Kitty excitedly said.

Zoey was stunned, but went along with it anyways and happily took pictures with her newest friend.

"Move it or lose it losers! This isn't prom where you take pictures of your stupid dresses!" An angry Jo said.

"Yea, what she said! Let's go!" An annoyed Heather said.

Confessional (Kitty): "Emma definitely wouldn't approve of me making friends with my possible rivals, but Zoey is awesome! And I've only been here for 14 hours and I already have a new friend and two people that I greatly dislike!"

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"Sorry Heather. Sorry Jo. We'll move!" Zoey said, as she attempts to move Kitty out of the way.

"Uhhh excuse me?" Kitty said, annoyed that she was rudely pushed out of the way.

"I said move it! Dim Witted Rookie! I've got a challenge to win! You don't want to cross me!" Jo said with an annoyed and angry face.

"All three of you are losers! Move! Now!" Heather, angrily, said.

Confessional (Kitty): "Then that's when the confidence ran through my body!"

"You have no right to call me and my friend losers and dim witted rookies! You tacky wanna be musty guy that dresses up like a girl! And you, your toenails look horrible! They look like they were up Owen's A-(Bleep)-Crack! Nobody insults me like that! Come on Zoey, let's ignore these mean jerks!" Kitty just insulted Jo and Heather, who were both shocked at the calm and sweet girl's insults.

Everybody else had collected their weapons. Everybody was shocked. Some, including Chris and Chef Hatchet were both laughing.

Confessional (Jo): "When the teams are announced and the first time we lose a challenge?! She is definitely going home! How dare that Ponytail wearing flic obsessed brat insult me like that?!"

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Confessional(Heather): "Ughhh! Does she not know who I am?! I've gotten people kicked off of this show in every season I've competed in! Kitty better back off before I get my spray bottle!"

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The contestants were all armed and ready for the first challenge of the season. Chris was smiling evilly.

"I see everybody is looking confident! HEHE! Time to take those happy frowns and turn them upside down! But first, it's time to get your three animals! Gwen! Your three animals are EAGLE! HAWK! SQUIRREL!" Chris handed Gwen her three animal cards.

"Sweet! This'll be easy!" Gwen said, confidently.

"OHHHHOUUU! I was hoping you'd say that! HAHAAHAHAHA! Anyways Mr Soft Ex-Con Boy Duncan!"

"Bring it on Chris! What do i got?! Killer Mutated Lion Grizzly Bear?! Killer Fish Snakes?! Come on! I'm a bad boy! I'll rock this!" Duncan said confidently as well.

Chris then laughs lightly before telling and handing Duncan his 3 animals.

"Oh Duncan. Me and Chef personally made sure you have the deadliest animals of them all! Your personally friends! A Raccoon! And a bird!"

"Aww man McLean! Why'd you give me the lamest animals?! Where's the killer birds?! Where's the flying Crocodiles?! Come on dude, I know you have a ton of mutant creatures from Season 4's Revenge Of The Island!" Duncan said angrily.

"Duncan believe me, as much as i would love to make you track down a killer mutating plant, i had a better idea! Remember your little blue friend? From All Stars? And just for fun Mr Nice Boy, here's some Bonus Footage!" As Chris said this, he proceeded to play some footage from All Stars. The first clip was Duncan's confessional lame swearing. and the 2nd? It was one of Duncan's interactions with the three eyed blue bird from All Stars.

"Ahhh! GOSHY GOSH POOPY FACE FUZZY SLIPPERS! AWW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! EVEN MY SWEARS ARE LAME!"

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"Check it! I had to fight a crazy monster to get this egg! It was half Lion! Half Bear! Half Poison!"

"Oh, if only there were some way to go back in time to see this EPIC BATTLE! That'd be fun!...Oh, what do i have here?"

"Ohh Man!"

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"I'm only borrowing this egg! I promise i'll bring it back!"

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"WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAHHHHH! WAHHHHH!"

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"Oh please don't!"

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"Oh great. Now you got me crying to! OHH! HMPFH HMPFHH!"

"When do you punch the bojee in the face?! I'm bringing you back for the next All Star Season! It'll be Total Sweethearts Vs Total bigger Sweethearts!"

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Everybody, except Zoey and Kitty once again laugh at Duncan. Chris and Chef were rolling on the floor in laughter. Gwen and Courtney were laughing at their Ex. Zoey and Kitty felt really bad for Duncan. Mike noticed that Zoey was looking at Duncan and he quickly stopped laughing. Chris noticed this and decided to create more drama from it.

"OHH MAN! MY STOMACH! HAHAHA! Don't worry Mike! There's more! And this time, it's your girlfriend Zoey with nice boy Duncan! We'll play these and then get into the challenge!" Chris said this as he proceeded to play footage of Zoey & Duncan's interactions during All Stars.

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"Apple?"

"Don't mind if i do."

"I'm glad your starting to trust people. A few days ago, there's no way you would've taken that from me."

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Mike, Duncan and Zoey all look at each other awkwardly at each other. Mike even starts staring at Duncan in annoyance.

"Duncan! That's not cool dude."

"Relax Dork! one, that was all the way back in All Stars! And two, your Indie Chick Girlfriend Zoey, gave me the apple out of kindness! you and the rest of these people here no that i don't do Kind! There ain't crap nice i said about Zoey, okay?!" Duncan angrily said.

"I don't believe you Duncan! Why'd you take an Apple from my girlfriend?!" Mike angrily said to Duncan, as the two are now butting heads.

Zoey is now scared that Mike and Duncan are gonna brawl over something so simple and stupid.

Confessional (Zoey): "Oh no! I don't want Duncan and Mike to fight each other. All i did was offer Duncan an apple. Oh god i feel awful. I don't know who to help. My boyfriend Mike, or Duncan?! One side, Mike's jealous! The other side, Duncan is being attacked by every single living thing in sight! Poor Duncan. He has no friends, he's trying to make amends with Gwen, who's being really mean for some reason and has been embarrassed by Chris endlessly for normal things! That's it! Chris just wants to ruin my relationship!"

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"All right settle down contestants! Especially Mike and Duncan! Save the killing each other for the challenge! Alright, now that everyone has their assigned tagging animals, ON YOUR MARK! GET SET! GO SERIOUSLY INJURE YOURSELVES!"

Chris then sounded off loud horn, signaling them to go. Everybody darted into the Komotay Forest, around the island, beach, you name it.

Gwen was alone in the forest. She had to look for an eagle, a hawk and a squirrel. And let's not forget, it was nighttime and that made things more difficult for everybody including her.

"Ughhh! Damn it Chris! I get the easiest animals, but they are the hardest to find!"

As Gwen was talking to herself, she heard a rustle in the bush She went over to go investigate it. She had her paintball and tranquiliser gun trained on the bush, ready to fire.

"Maybe it's one of my.-AHHHHH WHAT THE?!"

Gwen screamed as she was hoisted upside down and caught in a trap. It was a classic rope trap and Gwen was now upside down. To further humiliate her Chris came on the loudspeaker.

"AHAHAHA! OHHH MAN! IT LOOKS LIKE GWEN HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO ONE OF MY SURPRISES I COULD'VE AND SHOULD'VE BUT I DIDN'T WARN YOU ABOUT! HEHEHE! GOOD LUCK!" Chris yelled, as he disconnected from the loudspeaker.

"Ughhh! I hate Chris! Now i'm stuck in this stupid trap! and now i'll take even longer to do this stupid and crazy challenge!"

Gwen yelled out in anger and annoyance. But what she thought was her nightmare was becoming a miracle. She noticed an eagle and a hawk flying across the Island.

"Yes! If i can just time this right, i should be able to tag both of those stupid birds!" Gwen said, happily.

She then pulled out a paintball pistol and fired three shots, horribly missing them all. Gwen fired another 4 shots and missed three of them. She had managed to hit the eagle. Now it was the hawks turns.

"Yes! This'll be easy!"

Chris then made things more dangerous as he came back onto the loudspeaker.

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE GWEN HAS TAGGED HER FIRST OF THREE ANIMALS! OOPS! SORRY! GWEEEEENNNNNNN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I FORGOT TO MENTION, THESE HAWKS LOVE DIVING DOWN AT WEAK AND INJURED PREY! Gwen. Your situation ain't to good, good luck! HEHEHE!"

As Chris disconnected from the loudspeaker, the giant Hawk started diving straight at the trapped Gwen.

"OHHHH CRAPPP! AHHHHHH!" Gwen yelled.

Gwen then shot at the animal and luckily she tagged it, Mark 2 out of the 3 animals she needed.

"GWEN IS FIRST! SHE HAS JUST TAGGED TWO OUT OF HER THREE ANIMALS! SHE IS NOW THE FIRST CAPTAIN OF THE SECOND TEAM! SINCE SHE WAS THE FIRST TO TAG HER ANIMALS, SHE HAS THE OPTION TO GO AFTER HER THIRD ANIMAL FOR A REWARD OR JUST HANG BACK, OR HELP A FRIEND WHILE TRYING NOT TO KILL HERSELF! I PERSONALLY WANT HER TO GO FOR THREE! HEHEHE! McLean out!" Chris disconnected from the loudspeaker.

Eventually, Gwen managed to cut herself down from Chris's stupid trap.

Confessional (Gwen): "Great! So what do i do? Kill myself trying to tag a squirrel? Or kill myself trying to help somebody i don't even like? Courtney is the only person i'll help i guess, but the rest of these jerks no way!"

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Duncan was roaming the woods alone trying to complete his challenge. All he needed was a raccoon, That three eyed blue bird from All Stars, and a baby bird. Duncan already had his spot on the team secured with Kitty as the two captains. Things with Gwen are now more difficult then ever because this season, their on opposite teams.

"Ohh man! This stinks! First i get the lamest animals to hunt and now Gwen's on an opposite team from me. Can this become even more lamer?" Duncan said annoyed and almost sounding depressed.

Just then, Duncan sees a raccoon and ducks behind a tree. He then takes out his Paintball Gun and loads up.

"Sweet! Come here you stupid little hairball!" Duncan yelled happily and hit the Raccoon first try.

Duncan was busy celebrating and gloating and didn't notice the animal looked irate. Chris came on the loudspeaker laughing before explaining to Duncan.

"DUNCAN IS SECOND TO TAG HIS ANIMAL! HE IS NOW IN SECOND PLACE! HAHAHAHAHA! Oh i forgot to say! All of the animals on Komotay Island are super aggressive when provoked! Yes even the sweet little innocent animals! So if i were somebody with a sweet and chill animal i'd be dancing and celebrating like Duncan both has and is doing! Later dude! HAHAHA! GOOD LUCK!" Chris disconnects.

Duncan then stops gloating when he sees that he irked the animal beyond reason. He attempts to apologize and calm it down out of fear, but to no avail.

"Woah dude! I didn't mean to shoot something as cool as you! Come on, let's be pals!"

Duncan quickly said this out of fear as the Raccoon roared and screamed at Duncan like he was a grizzly bear or a lion. Duncan then began running off as the animal chased him like a mad man.

"OHHHH MAN THIS IS BAD! THIS IS BAD! WHY DID I HAVE To COMPLAIN ABOUT MY ANIMALS?!" Duncan screamed.

The raccoon continued chasing Duncan until it was shot with a tranquiliser and then hit with two paintball shots each. and then two more shots each. Out emerged Kitty and Zoey and they high-fived each other for hitting their assigned animals which were 4 raccoons and apparently, Chris allowed the same animal getting hit multiple times if you had to multiple copies of the same animal to hit.

"Girl power! We did it Kitty!" Zoey happily said.

"I know Zoey! And we saved Duncan in the process." Kitty said in an arrogant and playfully, happy manner.

Duncan was irate that he just got his wax saved by two chicks. And to further humiliate him, Chris comes on the loudspeaker and announces the current status of challenge completion and irk Duncan.

"WOOOAAAAAHHHH! Awesome take out by Kitty and Zoey! Kitty is in 3rd place and Zoey is in 4th! Awwwwww! Duncan is saved by Zoey and Kitty! Mr Nice Guy Ex-Con is doing it smoooooooth with the ladies! HAHAHAHA! You know what? Zoey is the 3rd member to join Duncan's team! So far we have Duncan, Kitty and Zoey on one team, and Gwen on the other! HAHAHAHA! MAn Duncan is so LUCKKKKYYYY RIght now! You all have 30 minutes left! McLean out! Peace nice boy DunCaNNNN!" Chris disconnects.

"AWWW MAN! WHY'D YOU TWO HAVE TO SAVE ME?! Duncan said angrily.

"We were just being nice and trying to complete the challenge!" Zoey said, normally.

"You know, your now the only person i know besides my sister that'll yell at somebody for helping you." Kitty said happily.

"Well i had it under control! I didn't need your help Selfie Chick and Dorkus's girlfriend." Duncan said annoyed.

Confessional (Zoey): "I'm really glad i have a female friend i can really talk to in Kitty. And Poor Duncan. i feel bad. Chris is torturing him for being nice. Apparently, back in All Stars, he was trying to maintain his Bad Boy image. And it costed him dearly. He ended up arrested and kicked off of Total Drama All Stars. Fun fact, i actually had plans on visiting him everyday when he was locked up. But i was really busy. I thought about Duncan and prayed for him everyday. I REALLY hope he'll come to trust me this season. Hopefully we'll become good, maybe even close friends!"

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Chris was listening in on this specific Zoey confessional. He was smiling and rubbing his hands evilly. He now had some more fire to throw at the fire whenever he wanted.

"Wooooaaaaahhhh! Wait until Mike finds out about this one Chef! HEHEHEHE!" Chris happily said as he laughed.

"Your really letting the kids have it this season aren't you Chris? HEHEHE!" Chef said happily

"You know it dude! We'll use this footage when the drama's good." Chris simply said.

Chris and Chef then continue to track everybody in the challenge.

"I'm outta here! I gotta a stupid bird and it's chick to look for." Duncan somewhat coldly said to Zoey and Kitty.

"Wait Duncan! Don't leave us here in the dark! We're scared of being attacked by something! I haven't found Mike at all during the challenge." Zoey said scared .

"Yea Duncan, we're girls. Are you just gonna ditch us and let us get mauled by a bear?" Kitty said normally. "And besides, we can help you find your two birds."

"Alright fine. But i'm only allowing this because it would save me the trouble and we are the first members of our team. I'm not a nice guy!" Duncan said.

"Whatever you say! Come on."

Confessional (Zoey): "I just want to clarify that i just want to be friends with Duncan. Nothing more. Sure he doesn't want a friend, but he needs it which is why i acted scared! The only guy that i love is my awesome boyfriend Mike. And besides, Duncan still likes Gwen and is trying to make amends with her."

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Courtney was roaming around the beach area of Komotay Island alone, looking for her assigned animal. Chris had given half of the contestants only one animal because he figured that some of their animals would kill them before they even got past the first animal.

"I'll definitely end up suing Chris after i win the competition! He has me searching for a man eating SHARKKK! AT NIGHT!" Courtney said angrily.

To further make things more difficult, Chris comes on the loudspeaker and announces the newest perso to tag their animals. He also lightly taunted Courtney's task intentionally.

"Emma is now in fifth place! She has tagged her three mutant rattlesnake seagulls! And she's somehow magically untouched and not brutally maimed! It sure sucks to be a contestant with a water animal to tag! OOOOPPPPPSSS! SORRY COURTNEY! NOT! HAHAHAHAHA!" Chris disconnects.

"RRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! I HATE YOU CHRISSSSS! I CAN'T STAND YOUR SNOBBY LITTL.-"

"Hey Courtney. You need a hand?" Gwen said, cutting off Courtney's rage.

"Thanks Gwen. that means a lot." Courtney said, calming down.

"Come on. I already tagged my annoying animals and i'm already in the top five with the sisters, Emma and Kitty, Zoey and Ughh, Duncan. Let's go find your fate in the water i guess. HEHE." Gwen lets out a light chuckle.

"HaHa. Come on Gwen." Courtney happily said as the two girls are about step into the waters of Komotay Island.

They are unknowingly about to set off another one of Chris's annoying and likely painful traps.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Both girls screamed as something below their feet explodes and sends them flying into the ocean.

Chris then starts laughing as he tells the two girls about the Explosive Mine and other traps he had on the beach.

"OHHHH MAN! AHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry Courtney and Gwen. i forgot to mention me and Chef booby trapped the entire Island! Especially the important areas like the beach, Forest, and our brand new one thousand foot high cliff on Komotay. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR MAN EATING SHARK COURTNEY! HEHE!"

"I would tell my lawyers about this if i had my PDA on me Chrissss! GOHHHH!" Courtney angrily yelled.

"I really wanna punch that jerk Chris in the face! UGHHH!" Gwen angrily said.

Confessional (Gwen): "I hate Chris more then Heather and Cody's annoying flirting! At least our yelling attracted the shark."

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"Courtney! Look out! Shark!" Gwen yelled as the shark jumped out of the water.

Courtney and Gwen out of fear, just bombard the animal with endless paintball shots. Courtney completed her challenge and sent the shark back wimpering like a puppy.

"Gwen we did it! I tagged my shark!"

"Yea you rocked it Courtney!"

"AND COURTNEY IS IN SIXTH PLACE! I'M VERY MUCH DISAPPOINTED WITH THAT CRAPPY EFFORT BY THE CLASSIC TOTAL DRAMA MAN EATING SHARK! THE REST OF YOU NEED TO HURRY UP! YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT!" Chris disconnected.

Confessional (Courtney) "Yea that's right! Take that shark face! But sixth?! Uggghhh! And i'm right behind Noah's wanna be me girlfriend, Emma. No way is she taking my 3 Million Dollars and stealing my dream."

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Heather was busy looking for her tasked targets...Ironically, Beavers.

"Of course it wouldn't be Chris if he didn't make me hunt down the furry little freaks that gave me an awful spanking back in Season 1!" Heather said sarcastically.

Confessional (Heather): "The rest of those losers in the top five got lucky. After i get my team, I'll obviously completely run it. This goes out to you 21 losers!"

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"Aha! I've got you furry little freaks."

Heather hid behind a giant rock as she came across a group of beavers building their dam. Heather readied her paintball gun as she crept closer to another rock that was nearby and closer to the dam. The beavers were unsuspecting of Heather creeping up on them. Heather then bombarded the group of beavers with her gun, thus completing the challenge.

"YES! YES! YES! YESSSSS! I DID IT! TAKE THAT CHRIS!" Heather foolishly and arrogantly said out loud.

"AND HEATHER IS NOW IN 7th PLACE! HAHAHAHAAHA! Heather. If i were you, i'd start running, i don't know, LIKE NOW!" Chris starts laughing as the beavers surround Heather.

"Easy now...Nice Friendly Beavers...You guys are so cute!" Heather says happy in a nervous manner.

Two of the beavers in the group drop a pile of branches from the trees to block Heather from escaping. Chris and Chef are now laughing at Heather's up and come.

"Guys i love you! Your my favorite thing to cud.-"

One beaver slaps Heather with it's tail. She then trips and falls on the ground. Now Heather is the one being bombarded, this time, by the beavers.

"OWW! STOP IT YOU LITTLE WOOD EATING FREAKS! OUCHH!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Chef, this is awesome! Anyways, you've completed the challenge Heather. you can head back to the camp when your done hanging out with your friends." Chris sarcastically said. "Chef, i have a bug on my back. Can you SLAP it? HAHA. McLean out!" Chris disconnects from the loudspeaker.

"Not funny Chris! OUCH! STOP IT! OWWWW!" Heather angrily but also painfully said.

The beavers suddenly stop smacking Heather with their tails when they are hit with knock out darts. Heather looked up and was annoyed by who saved her.

Alejandro.

"Oh great! What do you want?"

"I came to tag and complete my challenge, Heather." Alejandro, simply, but happily said, while helping Heather to her feet.

"Well next time i don't want your help!" Heather said, slapping him.

"Ahhh yes. Only my queen Heather would thank me like that." Alejandro then started flexing his muscles like he normally would.

"Ex-Queen."

"Ahh yes. Well i should be getting back to the camp now. If i were your beautiful face, i'd come along instead of waiting here for a bear to come devour you Heather." Heather takes Alejandro on his word and follows him back to camp, so that they could get their teams and finally go to sleep.

Confessional (Heather): "I don't know what Ale-LAMO is up to this season, but it wont get to me!"

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Leshawna was covered in mud after she had spent along time chasing three frogs. She had completed her challenge and was heading back to the campgrounds.

"Man we should've known Chris! He gave us these things depending on our past encounters with nature!" Leshawna said annoyed.

Confessional (Leshawna): "When i see Chris, I'm gonna smack that stupid little smile off his face!"

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Noah had managed to complete his Challenge. He was tired and worn out from chasing a stupid Bunny. He was now heading

"I'm glad that my totally hot and athletic girlfriend Emma is in the top five. Ahhhh isn't she great?"

Confessional (Noah): "If i win, i'm going to help Emma get into Law School. When she becomes a super hot lawyer the first thing i'm doing is suing Chris!"

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Owen was walking through the forest nervously. While almost half of the contestants were about through with their challenges, Owen had possibly the hardest challenge. And that challenge was intentionally finding a bear.

"Oh man. i have to find and tag a bear with a paintball gun! Why did i have to open my big mouth back in Season One?!" A distraught Owen said.

Chris then speaks through the loudspeaker to Owen.

"Owen my man! Me and HAHA, Chef, felt bad that you had to hunt down one of your biggest fears which is a BEAR! So me and Chef have a surprise for you. To the left of you, there's something me and Chef have specially made for you! Here's a hint! It's tasty! HAHAHAHA!" Chris and Chef both laugh.

Confessional (Owen): "In my defense, Chris said it was TASTY!"

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"What'ts this? It smells like gravy! BACON! EGGS! SAUSAGEEEEEE!" Owen yelled.

This "Gift" Owen was given to by Chef and Chris was about to become his worst nightmare, as the sack exploded. shortly after regaining his sight, Owen discovers that he is wrapped in a sweater made out of bacon and a sausage necklace. Owen was happy.

"AWWWW MaN CHRIS! YOU ARE THE MAN!" Owen said happily.

"WHY THANK YOU OWEN! THAT'S YOUR REWARD THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU ATTRACT SOME BEARS! GOOD LUCK!" Chris disconnects.

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The sound of a bear's roar was really really dangerously close. Owen was spooked. Much to his luck and troubles a bear appeared behind him. It was the same bears seen throughout the history of Total Drama. Owen ran for his life.

"OHHHHHH CRAAAAPPPPP! AHHHHHHHHHH!" Owen said as he was being chased by the bear.

Chris then comes on the loudspeaker again.

"YOUR WELCOME OWEEEEEENNNNN! HAHAHAHA!" Chris laughed as he disclosed.

Sierra and Cody tagged their ducks. More so Sierra did so for them as she created a basket out of weaves so Cody couldn't run away from her.

"Well at least the challenge is completed." Cody said, defeated and sad.

"This'll be a great story for our kids and grand kids! HEHEHEHEHEHE!" The crazy obsessed fan turned contested said.

Confessional (Cody): "I'm normally not the one to wish bad upon someone, but whether me and Sierra are on Gwen's team or Duncan and the totally hot babe, Kitty's team, I've got to get Sierra voted off! Me and her were supposed to be best friends! BUT SHE DOESN'T GET THAT!"

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Tyler was running back to camp after he completed his challenge. He had to tag a pregnant Deer, which he did.

"To the extreme baby! Lindsay i'm winning this for you baby! TYLER ALL THE WA.-" Tyler was cut off as he was kicked all the way into the air by the angry momma in progress deer he shot with paint balls earlier.

"OHHH MAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHEF! DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT PREGNANT DEER SEND TYLER FLYING?! HAHAHA!" Both Chef and Chris laugh at Tyler's brutal wipeout.

Lightning had completed his challenge but he was to dumb enough to realize it as he kept shooting paintballs in random directions.

"LIGHTNING STRIKE! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! TAKE THAT GIANT TURTLE IN THE SHAPE OF A ROCK!" Lightning said as he fired a shot at a large boulder he thought was a turtle.

Eventually, Chris had to come on the loudspeaker to stop Lightning's stupidity.

"Lightning! Dude stop! You've already completed the challenge! Stop before the Canadian Wildlife patrol sues me for reckless endangerment of nature! STOOOPPPPP!" Chris desperately yells.

"SHA-THUNDER! LIGHTNING HAS THE MOST POINTS! LIGHTNING IS NUMBER ONE! BOOYAH! LIGHTNING STRIKES!" Lightning arrogantly says.

"Actually, your in 12th place dude. Haha. Your behind, Gwen! Duncan! Kitty! Zoey! Emma! Courtney! Heather! Alejandro! And many more of your fellow rivals! HAHA!" Chris laughs before leaving the loudspeaker.

Lightning is annoyed that he's the 12th person to finish the challenge.

"Man this challenge needs to be struck by lightning! It's ripped! Or is it rigged?" Lightning said, confusing himself. Somebody then mocks him.

It was Jo, laughing and taunting him.

"Don't worry! If this was an act like an idiot challenge, you would've won easily! Dumb-(Bleep)! HAHAHA!"

Confessional (Lightning): "Jo should not have messed with the Lightning! She'll get struck!"

Static*

Confessional (Jo): "Then i figured, What better way then to mess with Lightning's head before the official teams are made! HAHA!"

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Scott was running for his life as Fang was chasing him all around Komotay Island. Chris had rigged a good 75-90% Percent of the challenges so that almost everyone gotten their animals based on their past interactions with nature. Scott had to tag his old buddy, Fang.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! I thought i had seen the last of you, you Psychotic annoying Shark! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Scott screamed and yelled and continued to run away from Fang.

Confessional (Scott): "Seriously! What is up with Fang obsessed with me?! I thought i had seen the last of that dumb shark in All Stars!"

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Mike had managed to shoot his assigned target with his Paintball Gun. And that target was an angry flock of woodpeckers. Mike's shirt was ripped up from the crazy birds pecking him to death for shooting at him. The day had been pretty crappy and it was only the first day.

"Aw man. I really wish me and Zoey were working together. And worst. She's on Duncan's team." Mike said annoyed.

Mike had to worry about the possible thought of his girlfriend Zoey and Duncan becoming fond of each other.

Confessional (Mike): "I really hope Zoey and Duncan don't get close. I could lose her forever. It's times like this where i wish i hadn't regained control of my multiple personalities. I miss them all. Even Mal. They quite likely would've help this situation...Or made it worse. Ohhhh." Mike said this, sounding like he was depressed.

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Dawn had easily used her mysterious ways with nature to tame and calm down the mutant Gophers on the mutant animal and plant, but toxic waste free side of the Island. Their was no Toxic Waste on the Island at all, but 99% percent of Mutant Animals and plants lived on this new Island due to Chris's antics in Revenge Of The Island with the toxic waste, and in All Stars with the finale ending with the sinking collaspe of Camp Wawanawka. Dawn was taking her time and calmly tagging the Mutant Gophers.

"There there. See? It didn't hurt a bit. Now i must go for now my friends." Dawn said calmly.

The mutant Gophers then snuggle up against Dawn before going back inside their underground burrows. Chris then comes on the loudspeaker and expresses his annoyance and irritation for the lame completion of Dawn's challenge.

"Congrats Dawn...Seriously, that was a lame encounter! Where's the pain? The Screaming and crying? The life thre.- Serious Injuries? Haha. But seriously! THAT WAS LAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE. Come back to camp Dawn. McLean out."

Dawn then began her journey back to camp.

Leonard was trying to tag a moose, but he instead caused a stampede of Moose to charge after him. Leonard had actually made it a solid amount of distance away from the moose. But he tried to use one of his stupid spells.

"Let me use a spell to protect me." He said. "All mighty forces! Please grant me your power! I COMMAND THAT YOU PUT A PROTECTION BEAM ON ME!" Leonard waved his hands in the air.

30 seconds later, the moose stampede trampled Leonard to death.

"OWW! OUCHHHH! FORCE FEILD! PROTECCCCCTTTTT! MEEEEE! NOW!" Leonard said as he was injured from the stampede.

This for sure brought some happiness and joy to Chris after his depressing view of Dawn's part of the challenge.

"Hey Chef! HAHAHAHA! Force field! HAHA! The Komotay Island spirits are telling me that we've got ourselves a seriously injured player." Both Chef and Chris burst out with laughter while Leonard is out cold. "Leonard if your hearing this, bring your sorry wannabe wizard butt back to Camp. Your injury is enough to give you the pass today." Chris disconnects from the loudspeaker.

"Ouuuuuhhhhh! Healingggggggg...Potion...!" Those were Leonard's last words as he was dragging himself on the floor, back to Camp.

Confessional (Amy): Normally i'd torture Spare-AMY AKA Samey for the whole day and make her do my work, but i'd figure she's already miserable. I can't believe they'd allow her back on the show!"

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Confessional (Samey): "I really wish Amy would stop being so rude. I know she has something planned for me to get me voted off if we're on the same team. I've got to be brave and confident! For Jasmine!"

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Emma was walking through the woods by herself. She was quite impressed by her first Chris McLean Total Drama effort. She was on her way back to the campgrounds so Chris could assign the teams and they could go to sleep.

"My first challenge on Chris McLean's Total Drama. Top five isn't to bad. I'm proud of Kitty. Her fist challenge and she placed 3rd place. Now to get this team selection, Mumbo Jumbo over with.

Confessional (Emma): "I'm happy that i'm here with my sweet little No-Bear. And i'm glad Kitty is doing well on her own. And now about me. Just because i'm on a team, doesn't mean i'll let my guard down. i already have an idea on people like Heather, Alejandro, Jo, Lightning and Courtney. I don't care about the mansion or crummy cabins. I just wanna win Total Drama and get my law degree." Emma said seriously. "Then i'm forcing Noah to take me on fancy dates and sit under the stars. But after, i win this."

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Some time later after the challenge has ended, all of the Contestants are at the new Komotay Island Campground. AKA The Elimination Grounds. Chris and Chef were standing there looking at the players. Everybody was looking at the Elimination Tools Chris used over the seasons of Total Drama. The Boat Of Losers. The Hurl Of Shame. The Flush Of Shame. The Cannon Of Shame. They then look up in the sky and see the yellow plane high up, flying around the island as the stand in Drop Of Shame.

"Relax. Your all safe...for now." Chris said with a happy face. "Sadly...Nobody's getting eliminated today as it was the first day. The final objective is...YOUR TEAMS!" Chris said happily, much to the annoyance of everybody.

"Just get on with it McLean! We're all Exhausted and tired after playing your sick game!" Gwen yells.

"Yea dude! We're pooped now so hurry up." Jo said.

"Come on Chris. I need to take a nap." Duncan said annoyed.

Chris nor Chef gets mad at the Teenagers complaints. Chris just simply shrugs off the snarky comments.

"Alright...Man, you guys and gals are no fun. Veterans and Pros...you all know how it's done. Name. Call. Stand over here. Emma and Kitty, when your names get called i'll assign your teams. Now let's get on with it. Since we briefly started the teams already i'll continue. Gwen. stand to the left as your the first captain for your team.

Confessional (Gwen): "Ugh. Great. It's like Total Drama Action all over again. Me, Captain. Annoying Teammates. excluding the Trent & Ugh, Duncan Drama. Total Drama Action wasn't my best season. It was by far my worst season. I plan to change that."

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Chris then continued announcing the teams.

"Courtney. Stand to the left side with Gwen. Your the second captain of your team."

Gwen and Courtney give each other a high five. Duncan was nearby and watching this. He was annoyed now that Gwen and Courtney were on the same team. So that made things even more difficult for him to try and win back Gwen's heart. Zoey was standing next to Duncan and easily noticed the silent Ex-Con's stress. She then put her hand on his shoulder, reassuring him that everything will be okay. Duncan looked reluctant, but he didn't bother moving her hand off of him. Kitty was smiling at the pair as it seemed that their bond was increasing. Unbeknownst to the two, Zoey's boyfriend, Mike, was watching them and staring at them, nervously. Chris noticed it to, but decided to chill out for the day because one, he has cameras all over Komotay Island like he did at Camp Wawanawka, Phakitew Island and the Jumbo jet from World Tour, so nothing escapes him. And two, because he thought that the kids suffered enough for today.

"Cody and Sierra! HAHA! To the left with Gwen and Courtney." Chris said happily laughing and Irking Cody.

Much to Cody's irritation, Sierra picked up Cody and ran over to Gwen and Courtney.

"EEEEEEEEEEEE! CODY WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM! AREN'T YOU EXCITED?! HEHEHEHEHEHE!" Sierra overly joyed said.

So far on Team 1 we have Duncan, Kitty and Zoey. So far on Team 2 we have Gwen, Courtney, Sierra and Cody. Chris gets on with it.

"The lovely future Lawyer Emmaaaa...AKA Noah's bossy girl. Join Team 1 with your sister, Duncan and Zoey!" Chris said. "Personally Emma, i think your much better than Courtney!" Chris said as he and Chef were laughing.

"Chris i heard that! How dare you?" Courtney replied annoyed.

"Hey, she's less bratty then you. and I've just read her confessional, She doesn't care about quality or the winner's mansion, which i wish all of you were like but Anyways, let me finish..." Chris said.

Emma walks over to her partially made team.

Confessional (Courtney): "Chris is lying! I'm not an annoying brat! And Ughh, Emma, is so lucky we aren't on the same team, because she'd be getting eliminated VERY EARLY ON! And her being on the other team is better for me. I'd match and over come her in every challenge and humiliate her."

Static*

Confessional (Emma): "I'm not dim witted. I know Courtney hates me. If she wants to mess with me, i'll take her spoiled, arrogant, annoying, Bossy and B-(Bleep)-Y self head on!"

Static*

Team 1 So far has Duncan, Kitty, Zoey, Emma. Team 2 so far has Gwen, Courtney, Sierra and Cody.

"Alright, so far there's 4 people on each team. Let's see, Mike! Join Team 2." Chris happily said.

Zoey was heartbroken that she wasn't going to be on the same team as her boyfriend. She low key wanted to cry, but Kitty noticed this and placed her hand on Zoey's shoulder. Mike looked somewhat sad and worried as well which doesn't go unnoticed by Chris.

"Awwww Chef! I think purpos.- I mean 'Accidently' broke up Mike and Zoey." Chris sarcastically said before lightly chuckling with Chef. "Now let's see...Samey! Team 1. Move it."

Samey was shocked that she was drafted in the top five. More so because, she was picked before Amy, which was a very rare sight. she walked over to Duncan and Team 1's side. She was a little nervous about most of the people that was on her team.

Confessional (Samey): "Is this a dream? Me being picked Top 5 on national television? And before Amy? I'm happy but i'm also scared of the first 5 people on my team. There's Ex-Con Duncan, The Sisters from The Ridonculous Race. They are some serious and really tough Competition. Hopefully i can last more than 5 episodes! My first season on Total Drama was pathetic. I'll do this for everyone that supported me. Jasmine and Shawn. I Promise i'll stop letting people run over me. This season's for you."

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Confessional (Amy): "WHAT?! THEY PICKED SAMEY OVER ME?! DO THESE HOST PEOPLE KNOW WHO'S THE BETTER OUT OF US?!"

Static*

So far the teams had 5 members each. Team one had two Captains which were Duncan and Kitty. Team was so far made up of Duncan, Kitty, Zoey, Emma and Samey. Team two had 5 members as well. Their two Captains were Gwen and Courtney. Team two was so far made up of Gwen, Courtney, Cody, Sierra and Mike.

"Heather! The queen of mean! Team 1! Go!" Chris said.

Heather proceeded to walk over to Duncan and the rest of Team One on the right side. She shot an icy cold glare at Kitty, as they had a little encounter with each other earlier and now hated each other. Kitty returned the glare.

"Try not to get eliminated loser to early loser." Heather coldly said.

"Don't worry about me. I really think you should be worried about your awful Alligator Toes." Kitty said smugly.

Everybody on Team 1 and Team two as well as the current unpicked players, Chris and Chef all started laughing at Kitty's insult to Heather. Kitty was smiling at her accomplishment, while Heather was in shock.

"Oh man! That was awesome Kitty! HAHA! Anyways settle down Contestants! Tyler! Team 2!" Chris said.

"Oh yea baby! To the extreme!" Tyler said as he ran to the left side of Chris where team two was.

Chris looked at Heather quickly and called out an interesting name.

"The evil and charming Latino himself! Alejandro! Team 1! Right side!" Chris said as he chuckled lightly.

Heather looked annoyed that she had to be on the same team as Alejandro once again. Alejandro simply smiled and walked over to the right side where team one was standing. He stood by Heather.

"Well well. Look who's on the same team again for the 2nd season in a row." Alejandro said smiling

"Drop dead already, Al-Le-Idiot-Dro." Heather said annoyed

"Why so harsh my sweet Heather?" Al said simply.

Chris was loving all of the fire burning around him ranging from Duncan's interactions with Zoey, Heather and Kitty's newly formed rival, Courtney and Emma's growing feud, and etc.

"Oh man. I'm so proud of you all! The hatred! THE DRAMA! Amy! Team 2! Go go!" Chris said excited.

Amy then looked at Samey happily, as she walked over to Gwen's team and quickly got stares from everybody. Amy then shouted out something to her sister who was on the other team.

"You wont last an episode without me! Spare-Amy." Amy arrogantly said.

Chris then fueled the fire between the two identical twin sisters.

"Amy, not picking sides, but if i'm not mistaken, Samey made you look like crap on Phakitew Island. HAHA. And she also got you eliminated and lasted longer then you!" Chris laughed at Amy, much to her disdain.

Confessional (Amy): "Samey got lucky during Phakitew Island. Now that were on separate teams, i can really compete with her and watch her get eliminated! Killing two birds with one stone! I Can destroy her in the competition and the rest of her team will hate her and vote her off the Island!"

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"The reason Amy and Samey are on separate teams is because we won't get confused on who's who, although i personally enjoyed enjoyed eliminating Amy in the place of Samey, we'll keep it smooth between you two!"

Chris continues announcing the the teams.

"Alright. Lightning! Team 1! Move it!" Chris ordered.

"LIGHTNING IS GONNA LEAD TEAM 1 TO VICTORY! LIGHTNING STRIKES!" Lightning said as he runs over to Duncan and the rest of Team 1.

Chris carried on with the teams.

"JO! TEAM ONE! MOVE IT! NOAH! TEAM 2! LET'S GO!" Chris yelled.

Jo walked over to the right side where team one and Duncan was. She then had some trash talk to say to Duncan.

"I don't know why McLean made you and two time Ponytail the leaders when i'm the only one qualified with a brain." Jo said arrogantly.

"First of all, Tommy Girl Or Boy or whatever , i'm not your boyfriend Brick from Revenge Of The Island, so that sweet talk crap won't fly over here! And secondly, don't insult Cat Girl! At least she's decent human being! So shut it Jo!" Duncan yelled out loud to Jo.

Duncan then realized that he had just stood up for Kitty in front of all 21 of his fellow colleagues. Zoey, Kitty, Samey, Dawn and all of the nice people show Duncan appreciation.

"AWWWWWWWWWW DUNCAN!" All of the nice people said, much to his dismay.

Confessional (Duncan): "WHAT THE (BLEEP)?! OHHHHH (BLEEP)! SON OF A (BLEEP)! I WASN'T TRYING TO STAND UP FOR KITTY! I WAS TRYING TRYING TO MAKE JO FALL BACK! TO ALL MY PEEPS BACK IN JUVIE!" Duncan said angrily, pointing at the screen.

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Confessional (Jo): "How dare that green haired freaked Duncan insult me like that?! I would never put myself in a relationship with that wannabe soldier Brick!"

Static*

Chris, Chef and all of the douche people like Heather, Alejandro, Lightning and others all laugh at Duncan. Duncan looked like was gonna snap and attack Jo, but his hand was held by...

Zoey. She managed to make him not use rage. Chris noticed this but shrugged it off.

"Alright settle down and let's get this over with so your fresh victims for tomorrow's official challenge! Owen! Team 2! Let's move!" Chris said.

Owen was sad that he wasn't on the same team as his little buddy, but ran over and bear hugged Gwen.

"Alright! HEY GWEN!"

"HEYYYYYYY OWEEEEEENNNNNN! Coulddddd you...you know?...let...me go?"

"Sorry Gwen."

Owen released Gwen from the tight hug.

Confessional (Mike): "What is the deal with Zoey and Duncan? Why was Zoey trying to restrain Duncan? I'm going through a lot of stress right now. I can't see my girlfriend and she's on the same team as Duncan. Nah. I'm just overreacting. Zoey can handle herself. It's Duncan i'm worried about."

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"Scott! Team 1! Let's go! Leonard! HAHA! Team 2! Move it! Dawn! Where ever the heck you are, TEAM 2! GO!"

Chris had finally gotten the teams together.

"Alright! Team 1! Duncan! Kitty! Heather! Noah! Alejandro! Lightning! Jo! Scott! Zoey! Samey! And EMMA! Your team name is...THE MUTANT KILLER LIONSSSS!"

The Mutant Killer Lions seemed happy with their name and had a light celebration about it. Chris then announces the name of Team 2.

Anyways, Gwen! Courtney! Leshawna! Owen! Sierra! Cody! Tyler! Mike! Leonard! Amy! AND DAWN! You 11 will be known as...THE MUTANT KILLER TIGERSSSS!"

Gwen and the rest of The Tigers were happy with their names and had a light celebration about it as well.

"Alright, you guys seem tired after almost killing yourselves. The REALLL First Challenges begin Tomorrow! Since today was practice, nobody sleeps in the McLean Spa Hotel. Get some rest...you'll need it!" Chris and Chef laugh before walking away, leaving the Lions and Tigers to do whatever they desire.

Everybody heads to the classic Total Drama Cabins to get some Z's and catch some Clouds.

Confessional (Zoey): "I'll miss being able to work through challenges with Mike. Almost everybody on my team hates each other. Except my friend Kitty and Lone wolf Duncan. I feel really bad that Mike and Duncan now hate each other. I thought they put their differences aside after the whole Mal evil Mike personality thing. I guess i was wrong...Really Wrong."

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Confessional (Gwen): "For everyone that keeps spamming the Total Drama Website about me being cruel to Duncan, Get over it! We broke up! HE KEPT OBSESSING OVER COURTNEY! SO IT'S HIS FAULT HE'S SINGLE! UGHH! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT DUNCAN IS NOTHING BUT A SELF OBNOXIOUS SELFISH JERK! I WISH THE BEST FOR HIM AND CATTY OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS! Goodbye!" Gwen walks out of the confessional angry and irritated.

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Confessional (Zoey): "I think i can call Duncan a friend now. He's been clawed and chewed at since we got to this new Island. He gets Arrested by Chris, Likely tortured in Jail. And now this new season! Mike if your seeing this, Your the only guy i love. I would never do anything to betray your trust!"

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Zoey was sitting on part of a chopped down tree by herself She was thinking about everything that Chris had put them through today. She had decided to catch some fresh air before resting.

"What is going on around here? I'm just a quiet small town girl. Why is this all happening to me. My boyfriend and my friend hate each other, Chris keeps making it worse.

Zoey then continued to look up at the sky. It looked so peaceful yet on earth, she was sitting on the evil daughter of Camp Wawanawka. A voice then spoke out.

Duncan.

"Yo indie chick. What's with all the lame and weird talking to your self about life crap?" Duncan said, showing little to some concern.

Zoey stood up and was shocked that Duncan had been listening to her airing herself out.

"Duncan?! I was just airing out my thoughts and catching some fresh air before going to bed."

"Let me guess...Is it about me and your dorky boyfriend that went to Juviee with me?" Duncan asked curiously. "Look, i'm not trying to screw up your relationship unlike Chris, but tell DorkCules my bad if i offended him in anyway.

Zoey was shocked that Duncan of all people was coming out of his way to apologize to someone. Zoey then jumped up and hugged him, much to the Ex-Con's shock.

"That's really sweet. Thank you Duncan! You really are a good guy and a good friend. Zoey said, still hugging Duncan.

"Uhhh no problem i guess...But don't tell anybody. I'm still a Bad Boy."

"Just shut up and go back to the guys cabin. Knowing Chris, he'll have something dangerous cooked up for us and we are a team." Zoey said, smiling.


"Awwwwww isn't that cute?! HAHAHA. Wait until Mike finds out about these 'Friendly' Encounters between Zoey and Mr Nice Guy, Duncan. AHAHAHA! I have tons of Footage between Sweetheart Duncan and Zoey. I Really can't wait till he finds out! Neither can you! What challenge awaits our 22 Contestants? Who will get seriously injured? Will this season obviously over take that Awful Ridonculous Race? And who's gonna be the first one to take a ride down Memory Lane? And by Memory Lane i mean one of the Painful and Humiliating Elimination Methods from the past! I'm your NUMBER ONE host Chris McLean, and stay tuned to find out what happens next on TOTAL...DRAMA...NOSTALGIAAAAAAAA!"


Official Teams:

The M. Killer Tigers: Gwen, Courtney, Leshawna, Owen, Sierra, Cody, Tyler, Mike, Leonard, Amy, Dawn!

The M. Killer Lions: Duncan, Heather, Noah, Alejandro, Lightning, Jo, Scott, Zoey, Samey, Emma, Kitty!

Eliminations: 0


I LOVE The Ridonculous Race! I DON'T HATE THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! IT'S JUST FOR CHRIS'S Personality, Lol :) (TD Rama i hate!)

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