*RIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG*

*Fire Ball*


Warlock prepared for another day of harvesting forces when he noticed the Carrots gone.

And the Fruits gone.

And the Vegetables gone.

And the Freezer.

And pretty much everything except the Table.

"... Why me?"

Warlock went down the Stairs and Across the Hall.

He looked over at his Factory, with zombies and Creatures of all sorts managing production.

He went to the Elevator, and Down he went.

As he went deeper into the Deepglow, he started to hum.

All the way to level 8 (There are 11 Floors total).

Warlock got out of the Elevator and went down the Hall, past many rooms, with deals and trades being made.

Finally, he reached the end of the Hall, with the Main room.

He went into the Room, expecting to be first...

Only to find a Passed-out Ebony, Wilhelm sleeping on the Floor, and Mortar reading the Newspaper.

"Why are you guys up?"

Mortar pointed his finger out the window, and Warlock saw a Horrifying sight.

Thousands of Dwarves, all of them singing mining songs and Building a society on a cliff in the Cave.

"THIS IS MY CAVE!"

Ebony muttered something to the likes of "Time Share".

"I still own it".

Warlock sighed, as he knew it would take awhile to kill them all.

"SIR, MAYBE DON'T KILL THEM?"

"Why?"

Mortar pointed to the Screen.

"AS YOU MAY KNOW..."

*DING*

Mortar looked around

"WHAT WAS..."

"That? Sin counter"

Warlock held up a Finger and Pulled a Gun out of his Pocket.

He then shot the Sin Counter.

"Continue"

"WELL BASICALLY WE NEED BUILDERS, FORGERS, ENGINEERS. NONE OF ARE MINIONS CAN DO THAT".

Warlock began to Tap his feet.

"Alright, lets see what they want, and maybe we can work something out".

Warlock Grabbed Wilhelm.

"Alright dude, it's you and me"

"... Five More Minutes..."

And so, the two set out for the Dwarfs.


Warlock wandered through the Community of this small town.

Windmills hung high on stones, and water turned the wheels.

It looks like the Netherlands, thought Warlock.

He pulled Wilhelm in a Kart Behind him, him still passed out.

He saw Dwarves at the Market, Brothels, Taverns.

Warlock had to admit, he was a little impressed.

Finally, he reached a City Hall of sorts, with caravans all parked around.

He snapped his fingers, and Wilhelm awoke wide awake.

"What's going on?"

"Were doing a Trade deal, so I need you buddy"

Wilhelm moaned in frustration.


After the Shock of seeing Warlock March in, the De facto leader of the Dwarves took him to his office.

"So... ye wish to make a alliance?"

"Yes" Warlock replied, "If your people would join us in a Trade system, we be happy to help."

The Dwarf nodded in understanding, and so they began hashing out the details.

"So what shall we be transportin?"

"Were low on Food and Grain so that would help. Also, textile and we need someone to help manage the finances."

"In return?"

"I can give you weapons of any Kind, and promise to defend you against all threats foreign and Domestic"

Warlock and The Dwarf continued to Haggle the deal.

If you feel as bored as Wilhelm, I can't say I blame you.

"Oh, and we have a Giant Monster Problem"

Warlock leaned in desperate for some action.

"Monster?"

"Dragon called Gold Tooth. He does the usual dragon stuff, so if ye take him out, we will consider this deal a lot more".

Wilhelm said, "What's, "Usual Dragon Stuff", Mean?"

"Demanding sacrifices, and eating livestock"

And so, Warlock and Wilhelm went out to slay a Dragon.


"Hold on, I need to make a Call"

Mortar, now reading the Market Newspaper (Stock in Paul's Chicken Shack had increased tenfold) Picked up the Phone.

"HELLO?"

"Hi Mortar, I need the "Armor""

"OF COURSE, SIR"

Mortar pushed a Button, and entered sleep mode.

After 10 Minutes, a Large Carbonite Block Landed in front of Wilhelm.

"JESUS!"

Warlock unlocked the Carbonite container.

A Bird Headed monster dropped out of it, unconscious.

"YOU STOLE A NOMU?"

"Yes, 5 others as well. This is specifically the usj one"

"I wonder how the League of Villains Reacted to That"

Warlock smiled


"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NOMUS?"

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW; THEY MUST HAVE FUCKED OFF"

"NOMUS. CANT. FUCK. OFF"

Warlock snickered.


"Funny is a Understatement."

Warlock Grabbed the Nomus head, and looked him in the Eyes.

Wilhelm blinked, and Warlock was gone, replaced by a Now standing up green eyed Nomu.

"So, I guess you're going to be mute?"

Nomu (Warlock) nodded.

"This day keeps getting better and better"

And so, Wilhelm and Nomulock set off to go fuck a Dragon up.


And so, they journeyed through the Mountains, finding mystical creatures galore.

"I am the Troll, ye must answer 3 Riddles"

*Breaks neck*

"Wow dude, Brutal..."

"I am the Lady in the Lake, here is the Sword Excalibur"

*Rips her in Half*

"Okay dude, she was helping us"

"I am the Angel of War"

*Suffocates him*

"Dude stop COMMITING GENOCIDE AGAINST THE FOREST LIFE"

"Hello, I'm the Hero, Awesome of Arendelle"

"Okay Kill him"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH"


After running from the Forest Police, they Finally reached Goldtooths Cave.

"Okay we need to be stealthy, and not charge in"

*Bird Noises that Sound Like "LEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JEEEEENNNKINS" *

"WHY DID YOU RUN IN?"

5 second later, Nomulock got slapped out of the Cave.

'Who dares disturb my slumber?"

A Large Golden dragon stepped out of the Cave.

With Large wings, and a Golden tooth, the Dragon stared at Wilhelm with contempt.

"What do you want? Perhaps to be my next meal?"

"Choke Hold"

"What thy mean by that...?"

Nomulock crashed onto the Dragons head, slid down and Grabbled the Dragons Neck.

The Beast Roared and Crashed into the Ground.

Warlock finally depossed Nomu, who was holding the Dragon in a Grip.

"So... we are killing him?" Said Warlock.

Wilhelm smiled, "I believe we can have are cake and eat it to"


And so, the Deal was a Success, and the Dwarfs joined Warlock.

Warlock smiled over his Factory. Soon his Army would be ready, and once he became a god, no one could stop him.


Goldtooth grumbled over the Large pile of Money.

He had to be a Treasurer and Sentry.

He was starting to think death was the better option.

And so another Chapter ends in the Warlock Chronicles.

Also, the Tenth Chapter of Oh Crap, Fan Fic is coming out tomorrow.

I'm going on a Bit of a Hiatus after that, need to rest and all.

Side content will still be released.

Oh crap, I forgot the Rave part of the Story.

Uhhmmm

*Plays Rave Music and Attempts to Dance*

*Fails Miserably*