In Leah's van, the Klue Queens were returning from Gettysburg for the when they spotted a bunny, a duck, a pig, a rooster, a skunk, a roadrunner, and a Mexican mouse was hitchhiking along.
"Guys?" asked Kaylin. "Aren't those the Looney Tunes?"
"I say we pick them up," suggested Paige. "Us hippies hitchkiked a lot in the '60s."
The other Klue Queens weren't so sure about what Paige said, but they also didn't want the six Looney Tunes to get caught by the government. With one stop, they opened the door and the Tunes hopped in. After they drove off, the Tunes were thrilled to see someone pick up some hitchhikers.
"No one picks up hitchhikers anymore, right, Speedy?" Bugs asked as he turned his head. "Speedy?"
"Where did, I say, where did he go?" asked Foghorn.
Suddenly, they heard a "meow" in the back. It was Masahiro. He tried to eat Speedy, but he was too quick.
"That gato is loco," Speedy said nervously as he hid by a reed by a bagpipe. "I just hope this bagpipe is safe."
"We bought that bagpipe at an antique stand for 10 dollars," explained Leah. "The Friendly Scouts are having their annual Salvation Army donations, and I figure that one of them could take bagpipe lessons, just to keep the spirit of Scottish music alive."
"We have a Scottish friend too," Bugs explained.
Daffy didn't want to get involved in charity work, so he decided to read the newspaper he bought while getting food at a convenience store. On the article, Tania could read what it said.
Philadlephia Museum of Art robbed of rabbit art.
After she asked Daffy for the paper, she read the article.
Over the past month, museums all over Pennsylvania had been robbed of its oil art of rabbits, ducks, pigs, mice, skunks, and roosters. Allentown Museum had swiped been of two pig paintings, Erie Art Museum got pilered of three skunk paintings, and the Susquehanna Art Museum was plundered of four rooster paintings, five paintings of mice paintings stolen, and twelve duck paintings.
"Hey," growled Daffy. "That's not fair. How come most of the stolen paintings are duck?"
"This looks like some kind of a series of museum robberies," guessed Tania.
"So?" asked Daffy rudely.
Tokkori was amazed by how rude Daffy was. Daffy, on the other hand, was also flattered by Tokkori's boisterous behavior.
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Later after they unpacked, they saw a note by the ground. Reading it, Tania could tell that the next target for the animal museum robbery is at the Lititz Heights Art Museum.
"It's a good thing we're having that slumber party last night," smiled Estrella, "so we won't be tired."
"Maybe we should investigate in the morning after breakfast," suggested Leah.
"Tania and I will go to the museum Daffy and Bugs," Leah explained. "Kaylin and Paige can go to Zand Art to see if they know anything about the stolen paintings with Porky and Road Runner, and Rylie and Estrella will set up a trap for the thieves with Pepe and Speedy."
In order to get a real mystery, Estrella video chatted with Deputy Downs. On the phone, Deputy Downs informed Estrella that he knew a few people from his police academy days who are at the places when the crimes took place. They also had a few suspects.
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Suspects
Aubrey Cuevas(Curator of the Lititz Heights Art Museum)- Has super high security for the museum.
Mysterious stranger(Caught on Lititz Heights Art Museum video)- Has been going around and has been getting out some monkey toys.
Ducky Dig It Hippies(Duck protectors)- Art disappears after they leave and strangely, were at all the events.
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The next day at the art museum, Kaylin, Paige, Pepe, and Speedy were going around the museum to make sure that the cameras are in tact so they can capture the culprit. Using his super speed, Speedy checked all the cameras and they were safe. By a closed wing, they decided to check there for safe keeping. In the closed wing, there were stunned by all the animal art. To make sure that there weren't any lasers, Pepe used his stinky spray and it showed all the lasers in the room.
"Looks like Mrs. Cuevas is really keen about the art," guessed Kaylin.
"Come on, Pepe," said Paige. "Let's split the scene."
"Oui, Oui, Madamoiselle Paige," replied Pepe as they took off. By the time they reached the elevator, they spotted a hooded figure going in it.
"That figure looks so familiar," whispered Paige. "Speedy, go spy on them." With a nod in agreement, Speedy followed the mysterious figure.
XxoxX
At the museum parking lot, Estrella, Rylie, Porky and Road Runner were going around to check on the security systems when they heard someone playing Strawberry Alarm Clock's "Incense and Peppermints" on a record player. In the parking lot, a quintet of hippies were dancing and holding picket signs about saving ducks.
"Save the ducks, dudes!' shouted the lead hippies.
"Give some bread to protect our ducks!" shouted another hippie.
"Those must be Ducky Dig It," whispered Rylie.
"If Paige was here," whispered Estrella, "she would talk to those cool cats."
"E, e, e, e , Estrella," interrupted Porky, "lo, lo, lo look."
Looking up, they could see Swinger playing around with the bongos. Ducky Dig It was amazed on how well he played the bongos. While the Klue Queens were asking about the thefts, they told them to leave while they gave out duck pins.
Road Runner was annoyed by how Ducky Dig It disturbed them, so he lifted them up and got them near a moving truck that said "Outta sight movers." On the moving truck was "Galaxy Quest"-themed art. Using their good smelling, Road Runner and Swinger could tell that there was something wrong with the truck. Using his beak, Road Runner broke into the van and spotted a shrine.
"Nicely done," whispered Estrella, to which Road Runner replied, "Meep meep!"
Inside the truck, they could see that there were tye dye cloths and scented candles. Luckily they weren't lit.
Behind them, someone closed the door and Estrella, Rylie, Swinger, Road Runner, and Porky were trapped. Porky panicked, while the others tried to think of a way to get out. Seeing a bunch of paints, Estrella remembered a little bit from the Road Runner cartoons where Wile E. painted a train tunnel and Road Runner goes through it. Without any other option they decided to do it. Porky painted the tunnel and, one by one, they escaped the moving truck.
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Tania and I will go for Daffy and Bugs.
By the garage, Tania, Leah, Kirby, Rick, Tokkori, Daffy, and Bugs were going around looking for clues when spotted some sheepdogs sleeping on the job.
"Normally they use German Shepherd dogs," Rick whispered, "but sheepdogs are a new level."
"Hey, you mangey mutts!" shouted Tokkori. "You belong to a farm, not a museum!" The words of Tokkori's mouth woke them up. The sextet were petrified by the startled dogs.
"We know how to handle this," Bugs whispered. "Anybody got a bone or a holiday ham?"
"No," Daffy answered, "but I have this." He got out the bagpipes that Speedy hid in the night before.
"You Looney Tunes are filled with surprises," commented Tania.
Dreadfully, Daffy played the bagpipes which scared the sheepdogs away. Everyone was annoyed by the bagpipes, but only Leah liked it.
"How can you like Daffy's awful bagpipe playing?" asked Bugs.
"I don't know," Leah replied. "I just had it in me."
"Rigteous!" shouted a hooded figure. With the removal of the hood, he revealed himself to be Paige's twin brother.
"Peter?" asked Leah. "What are you doing on museum property?"
"There's a reality talent show coming up, and I need to practice for my audition," expained Peter. "I didn't want to wake up Koharu so I decided to rehearse here."
"Believe me," groaned Speedy, "these pockets smell like moldy cheese and not in a good way."
"Peter," Tania replied, "tresspassing is against the law, and we don't want to see you get in trouble again with your parents."
"I know," replied Peter. "But my mom knows Aubrey from the school board, so they won't mind."
Above them, Rylie, Estrella, Swinger, Tokkori, Rick, Road Runner, and Porky, fell on them. "You would not believe the crazy ride we went through," Rylie growled. "We wouldn't know where we ended up."
"So I suggested we, we, we, go to you guys," continued Porky.
"We better get Kaylin and Paige and head over to Roadhouse Fantasia for lunch," Leah suggested. "We can't eat on an empty stomach."
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Later at Roadhouse Fantasia, out hereoes were having lunch while Peter was explaining to his sister about the whole practice session and the museum. "Mom, Dad and I have been wondering why you keep going off at night," he explained.
"Your not in trouble, bro; we just want you to help fix your mistake," replied his sister.
"Good thing Koharu is now going to preschool," replied Peter as he started sniffing the buttons. "She's growing up fast."
Everyone was confused by the way Peter was sniffing the duck bottoms. "Estrella told me that Duck Dig It was giving away free buttons and I can't resist the smell of incense and peppermints," he explained. "It's like toothpaste for your armpits."
"That's disgusting," admitted Bugs.
Just then, Estrella and Rylie remembered that this was the same song that Ducky Dig It was listening to when they first met them, and while they were going around the shrine, the candles were peppermint scented. This can only mean one thing, the hippies are the culprit.
"As a real hippie knows," replied Paige, "violence isn't our answer, ever. So we're going to have to stop Ducky Dig It the hippie way."
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Later that night, Ducky Dig It was getting ready to rob the museum.
"Are Bojangles and Tiger-Eye ready to guard the door while we handle our stealing spree?" asked the leading hippie.
"Righteous," answered a Pacific Islander hippie.
"Solid," replied the leading hippie.
Using their scented candles, they blurred the lense on the security cameras. Using their Volkswagen repair kit, they broke the lock and snuck in. While they were going around, they used perfume to test for pressure sensors. They avoided the pressure sensors by doing yoga and hackey sack moves.
"Freaky lasers, man," said the hippie with glasses.
"I know, dude," replied an African-American hippie.
"Hold your cool, ducks," replied the leader. "We're here."
In the animal wing, they could see numerous paintings of bunnies, ducks, pigs, skunks, mice, and roosters. "This is perfect for our new museum, man," said the hippie with blonde hair.
While they were getting ready to steal, the Hawaiian hippie saw that something was off, "Hey, boss," she said, "when did the wing acquired knights in the wing?"
"They didn't," answered the one in blue as she did a karate kick.
From behind them, the brown big knight and the green knight grabbed the leader. Three of others tried to escape, but the pink, purple, and red knights trapped them with a net.
Three of them started escaping while taking a duck painting. "This has gone too despicable!" shouted Daffy as he got out a toy plane he found while hitchhiking. "Kirby, suck it up!"
With one gulp of a toy plane, Kirby turned into Jet Kirby. Quickly, he shot out lasers and lured the three remaining hippies to the Greek Mythology art wing, where Peter was setting up his wind-up monkeys.
"You would not believe the tutoring I did for my history class, dudes," Peter replied. "I like totally have been acing thanks to them." After he set up the last wind-up drumming monkey, he pulled his yo-yo and the drumming monkeys started to play the 1812 Overture, much to their confusion. "It takes a lot of time to get this done, dude," he continued.
Little did the remaining hippies know was that the Looney Tunes and the Klue Queens were carrying a bunch of meat products, because hippies hated meat. On the count of 3 they tossed meat at the hippies, who were petrified by the meat.
"Okay, okay!" begged the hippie with glasses. "We'll go to The Fuzz. Just stop tossing your meat."
The Klue Queens smiled.
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Later as Ducky Dig Up was getting arrested, Mrs. Cuevas was delighted that her art was safe and thought that she would never be rid of Ducky Dig Up, who had been freeloading in the parking lot.
"Luckily," replied Estrella, "we found watch sheepdogs outside the garage, and the curator is allergic to dogs. Also there's the shrine in the truck that Porky and Road Runner hijacked with those strong scented candles and tye dye cloths, and finally those duck pins that you were giving out. We had a feeling that you loved duck art the most."
"They wanted to steal secrets to the sucess of the Lititiz Heights Museum of Art," explained Kaylin, "and open up our very own museum by that old pad near Clifton Creek's unemployment office. Mr. Harmon knows every building opened and shut down there. They also have good real estate."
"What I don't understand is," Bugs replied, "where did you learn that karate kick, Leah?"
"I didn't," answered Leah as she felt a migraine. "I just do."
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In the morning, the girls and the Looney Tunes celebrated by going to the Lititz Heights Community Center indoor pool.
"This is, I say, this is the life," Foghorn sighed.
"Your telling me," Daffy replied as he started admiring a magents sequin swimsuit, much to their confusion of where he got it.
Billie was wrapped in a bathrobe. "Alright," she growled. "Which one of you boneheads stole my swimsuit?"
"Hey," replied Daffy. "She said that it makes her look fat. So I decided to snatch it from her."
The Klue Queens were annoyed by the fact that Daffy stole her swimsuit. "Come on, Daffy," replied Leah. "Give Billie back her sequin swimsuit before the head lifeguard kicks her out, believing she's going skinny dipping."
"And do you want to get in trouble for harassing girls again?" Bugs asked.
"No," Daffy answered as he handed Billie her swimsuit.
"Ducks," groaned Billie as she took off.
The End.
