Dave and Rupert were at the park. Dave was in Rupert's lap and they were just chatting.

"I was really scared and all alone" Dave said. "But Sam stepped in and saved me"

"I told you Dave," Rupert said. "If Kurt ever does something like that to you again, i'll kick him into next week"

Speak of the Devil, Kurt just happened to walk by, pushing a baby carriage

"Oi you!" Rupert said standing up. Dave stood up as well.

"Rupert, please don't hurt him" Dave said.

"Well if isn't Crybaby Lane and his bootlicking boyfriend" Kurt said. "How are you gonna annoy me this time?"

"I HAVE NOT LICKED ONE BOOT IN MY LIFE" Rupert said. "And i don't like how you're treating my Davey"

"Rupert…." Dave said.

"Well I don't like your Davey in my face" Kurt said.

"He wants to be your fecking friend," Rupert said.

"Well I don't want to be his 'fecking' friend" Kurt said.

"The least you could do is be NICE to him" Rupert said "but clearly you've never had someone be nice to you"

Kurt tackled Rupert and they rolled down the hill. Dave ran down, taking the carriage with him.

Kurt and Rupert are now fighting at the bottom of the hill. Kurt is clearly losing but he's still throwing the punches. The baby in the carriage starts to cry, causing Kurt to get up from Rupert and run to it, pushing Dave out of the way.

Rupert picks up Dave, now carrying him in his arms.

"What's with the baby?" Dave said.

"Can't a guy take care of his son?" Kurt said.

"You have a son?" Dave said

"Yes," Kurt said. "I've also been married for about 2 years"

"Well congrats" Dave said.

"Whatever," Kurt said. After putting his son back in the carriage, he falls back, landing into a duck pond. Rupert and Dave laughed at him.

"Me and Rupert couldn't stop laughing" Dave said. The bar was silent.

"Well I mean it was kinda cute" Reginald said. "But I'll show you we're the greatest couple around. So me and my right hand man were making out..."

Ellie and Dr V cover the crewmates' ears.