Before any of you gossips ask, no I do not remember being born, I only remember when I was picked up from what I thought (And still to this day do) was an Orphanage. Yes I was a terror of a child, No I cried alot and Yes I had a nice pair of lungs. Blah Blah Blah. Skip the boring stuff and let me tell you about the time I came to awereness.

I was I think 1 year 3 months old when i came to, it was to this extremely warm object next to me, or to be more accurate my new cute little (Mentally) brother. His name is Blaise and he is the cutest little thing ever! What, I mean with is chocolate coloured skin, caramel like eyes and a cute smile to die for -Not to mention he is an excellent replacement heater- I have fallen head over heels for the little guy, Hey, do you think incest is gonna be legal where ever i am now cause i wouldn't mind commiting it! As if in sync with my thoughts my little brother stirred, he looked up at me and cooed cutely the 2 year old muttered a quite "Ela" before he snuggled closer to me, my hair in his mouth, Yeah, slobbered hair is a small price to pay for a constant warmth.

Yes Blaise was a cute baby and hey! D'u want me to tell you about how I figured out where I was? It is not too comical but it's funny for me me so Meh *Shrugs Shoulders*

Ok so I was 5 years old and my new mother, Belladonna Zabini, (because calling her mom is like a sin to me, i already have a mother thank you very much! She is just in another dimension) decided to take us into MugglePark ( Ok yes i should have known from just that because what kind of fan am I if I don't even recognise the word muggle in a sentence but whateva!) in Surrey, ( i still don't understand why we left the comfort of Italy to go to England) It was a tiny park in a place called Privet Drive ( Again so effing obvious!).

"Allora bambini miei, ora la mammina va a visitare una sua vecchia compagna di classe, voi bambini buoni starete qui a giocare mentre la mamma e via, capito?"

We nodded our acceptance "Si mamma!" With a smile she bent down to kiss both our cheeks gently before turning on her heel and vanishing, a pop was all we heard. Oookk Not weird at all, We poked our heads out before scrambling out of the ally making our way to the sandbox in the middle of the playground. Minutes after, i got bored of making sand castles and wandered my way towards the swings were the prettiest -don't tell Blaise- boy i had ever seen sat. He had light tan which was almost pale skin, the messiest hair i have ever seen, wide emerald green eyes, large hand me down robes and surprisingly a lightning bolt scar at the left side of his forehead and- Holy poop! This kid is Harry Potter and how? Why? My life is just...

Inside i am ashamed to admit I had an effing panic attack repetedly hoping that all the signs that were flying over my head -which currently made so much sense, O my God- were just a coincidence or a figment of my imagination.

"Hi my name is Ariella Zabini, i find it a pleasure to be in your presence." I took short curtsy and looked up inquiringly at him. He blinked for a moment before he smiled, i shivered, that was not a nice smile.

"Harry Potter" he said as he shook my hand, which froze mid shake at the mention of his and omigoshhowcouldibesostupid?!

He looked my frozen form over and for a millisecond i saw the mark of the Deathly Hallows where his scar had previously been. Am i hallucinating now? (Years in the future, my husband and family laughed themselves silly once they realised how oblivious i truly could be.)

I OPEN AT THE CLOSE I OPEN AT THE CLOSE I OPEN AT THE CLOSE

"Allora bambini miei, ora la mammina va a visitare una sua vecchia compagna di classe, voi bambini buoni starete qui a giocare mentre la mamma e via, capito?"| This basically means " Alright children of mine or my children, now, mommy is going to go visit one of her old classmates, you children are going to be good and stay her to play while mommy is away, understand?.

"Si mamma!"| This basically means "Yes mommy or mother"