A crowd of people, in fact, a very long line of people were waiting outside of a McSac Store. "Launch day, Cunningham! Weeks of waiting. Hours of standing. The McSatchlé 299.99 is finally within our grasp!" Howard told him. Currently, Howard was laying on a lawn chair with sunglasses on and a soda can in his hand. He also had an umbrella over him to block the sun.

"Howard, are you sure the 299.99 isn't the price? Besides, what's so important about this? You talked about it for weeks but you haven't told me anything about it."

"Are you kidding?! The McSatchlé is so important! Once people see us with one, they'll worship our cheese! And don't worry about the price, we're splitting it anyway."

"Don't forget. I'm putting in most of the money and you still didn't tell me how much it was. Besides, how are we going to split it? Do we switch it daily or weekly or biweekly?" Randy was still unsure about this. The McSatchlé just looked like a regular bookbag and he already had one, why would he need to replace it. He still didn't even know how much it was, he had only brought about 100 dollars or so and this was just money he found in the school throughout the years or just money he found in general. He had more about 20 years ago or so but he spent a lot of it on stuff from his favorite TV show from the 80s, something of which Howard didn't need to know about.

"Relax, Cunningham. We're both going to be able to rub it in everyone's face once we get it."

"Okay, but..." Randy didn't get to finish his sentence as the doors to the McSac Store opened. Everyone rushed in ready to buy a McSatchlé. Randy and Howard watched at hundreds of McSatchlés on a moving wire, moved around the store. There were two different kinds of McSatchlés, a book bag, and a purse. Randy and Howard walked over to a gorilla in a glass container trying to destroy the McSatchlé but was unsuccessful. 'So it's indestructible? That's good. Things nowadays tend to break easily,' Randy thought to himself.

Randy and Howard went to a register then Howard said, "Sup, dude, one McSatchlé 299.99? Pronto."

The cashier summoned a McSatchlé and it dropped in his hand. He calculated the total then told them, "Hmm, that'll be $299.99."

The moment the cashier said the price Randy knew that they were in trouble. 'Oh, jeez.'

"Uh, you know we just wanted one of 'em, right?" Howard told him. The cashier pointed at the sign that said 299.99 under the McSatchlé. "So it's the price? In that case, we'll be taking zero McSatchlés. Sorry to waste your time, have a nice day."

The two left the store and Howard was not happy that they didn't have a McSatchlé. "Howard, I told you that 299.99 was the price. I don't have that kind of money."

"I'll say! How are people gonna worship our cheese if we don't have a McSatchlé?! And how did you not have the money? I thought you hardly bought stuff!"

"I don't, but I don't spend hours trying to find money on the ground or in school. However, there is a way we can get the money for the McSatchlé," Randy told him as they walked down the street.

"How?" Randy gestured at the movie theater they were passing by. "That's genius! We'll become movie stars. We'll have tons of money! Course, we'll have to find an explanation for your immortality thing."

"No, Howard. I was talking about the sign." Randy pointed to the sign that said, 'Help wanted. Inquire inside.'

"Wait, you wanna get jobs? Feels kinda sitcom-y. How would that even work for you? You don't even have official papers and junk."

"First off, a lot of people your age get jobs, sure, they don't always pay much, but they prepare you for college and responsibility. Secondly, you're going to have to get a job eventually, whether it be when you're in college or your senior year. Also, I'm not too thrilled about this either, I'll be working for my sworn enemy. However, if you want to get the McSatchlé, then you'll have to get a job and since I'm your friend, I'll be getting one with you."

Howard sighed then said, "Fine."

"Besides, the papers for me will be fine. This seems like a place that won't care about that."


On McFist's airship, Viceroy was working on his robots which looked like a punk band. He gave the leader, who wore a red sleeveless jacket with a white tank top, brown pants, and red shoes a boombox. "Uh, what's the riffraff, Viceroy?" McFist asked him.

"It's my latest plan to stop the Ninja!"

"My plan! But I'll allow it," McFist told him.

Viceroy fought to roll his eyes. "As you know, today is the launch of the most coveted satchel in handbag history." Viceroy used his McTablet to show a hologram of the McSatchlé. "The McSatchlé."

"What? You mean this old thing?" McFist showed off the McSatchle's that worked as a book bag.

"My Punk-Bots have been programmed to rouse rabble at the McSac Store. They'll lure the Ninja close, and we'll hit him with my big surprise."

"Don't you mean my big surprise!"

"Do you even know what your big surprise is?" Viceroy asked him, knowing McFist didn't know the answer.

McFist covered his ears then said, "Don't tell me! You'll ruin the surprise!"

Viceroy pushed an on switch on his McTablet and the Punk-Bots turned on.

"Yeah!" They shouted as a team. "Let's disrupt some commerce, eh, lads?" They laughed evilly as they jumped out of the airship. "Rock n roll!" Before they landed, the leader shouted, "It's raining pain!" They landed on the ground hard as Stevens was leaving the McSac Store. Steven held his trombone and McStachlé in fear. "That's not yours anymore." They took Stevens bag with no remorse then Stevens played the sad trombone but couldn't finish since another Punk-Bot took his trombone and broke it in two.

Stevens ran in fear then the Punk-Bots broke into the McSac store and everyone started to run in fear. The leader took Principal Slimovitz's McStachlé. "Give me that! Nice bag, pops." The leader took a speedometer and destroyed Principal Slimovitz's car. "Random destruction!"

"No! I had five minutes left on that meter!"


In the movie theater, Randy and Howard were working at their new job. Howard groaned barely 20 minutes in. "This is the hardest thing ever!" Currently, they were ripping tickets for people to enter the movie theater and watch a movie. "This isn't hard. Try balancing on one foot with teacups on your arms, head, and in your hands. Also, the teacups are full and you can't spill a drop. Howard, you want a McStachlé, and the only way to get one is to work hard for it."

"Hey, ticket rippers. Report to the big room for gum scraping duty." The manager laughed in a nasal voice as he dropped a bucket and a scrapper at their feet then left them.

"Ugh! I hate working, Cunningham!" Howard complained as he picked up the bucket in anger..

"I don't like it any more than you do. I haven't done anything like this in over 800 years. My last job was feeding the chickens back home or cleaning ninja uniforms before the Ninja mask was made. Besides, we're in this together. I may not be interested in the McStachlé like you but as your friend, I want to help." Then the Nomicon glowed inside Randy's shirt. "Okay, so I need to check this. So, you start scraping and I'll be back after I talk with my master."

Howard threw down the bucket and said, "I thought we were in this together!"

"We are but right now, this job is more important," Randy said as he pointed at the Nomicon then left for the boys bathroom. Randy entered a stall and opened the Nomicon.


In his normal attire, Randy watched as two men watched a phoenix landed on a tree branch. Working together, the men tried to catch the bird but failed as they fell into the water.

The gain is rarely worth the loss

"Is this about the McSatchlé? I personally don't care about it but I do want to get it for Howard or... do you want it since it is a nice bag for you to be in?" The words disappeared then lightning destroyed the ledge Randy was standing on. He jumped on a nearby tree branch then the Phoenix started to attack Randy. "Ah! Stop it! Stop it! I'm sorry!"


Meanwhile, in the movie theater, Howard was clean gum from under the seats, there was a surprising amount under the seat, but he was too angry at Randy to care. "Stupid Shoobingham, leaving me to scrape gum while he's in the bathroom shloompin' in his Nomicon." Howard got gum on his amount so he sat back up to put it in the bucket when he noticed one of his coworkers staring at him.

"What'cha doing?" He asked him.

Howard stood up and told him, "What's it look like I'm doin'? I'm on a treasure hunt. Yeah." He picked up his bucket full of and put it on the armrest of the seat near him. "McFist hid video game tokens under random wads of gum! I've found five so far." He said it as sarcastically as possible but to his surprise, his coworker then said, "For serious?!"

He looked under the seat to see if he could find the tokens Howard told him about. "Can I take a scrape at it?"

Howard was shocked that his lie actually worked but, not wanting to work anymore, he gave his coworker his scraper. "Be my guest."

The coworker started to scrap gum in search for wads of gum and Howard happily went to a seat and started to play on his phone.


Outside the movie theater, Viceroy was talking to McFist while McFist was still posing with his McSatchlé. "The McFist-A-Plex McManager's Lounge will give us the perfect view of my Robo-rousers."

McFist stopped for a quick second then shouted, "You mean my Robo-rousers!"

He marched into the movie theater and Viceroy asked, "We still doing this?"


Back with Howard, his coworker was still searching for the token while Howard was eating and drinking on the job. In fact, Howard was able to get more of his coworkers to do his job. "Keep scraping!"

McFist and Viceroy were watching the scene and they were pretty impressed. "That kid reminds me of someone. Someone I like," McFist said mostly to himself.

"I found a quarter!" One of his coworkers shouted.

Howard gasped and quickly ran to his coworker and took it from him as his coworker flipped it in the air. "I found a quarter!"

"Oh, that's right... me!"

At this point, the manager came up from behind and Howard left the theater he was in. "Son, how'd you like to be McManager?" McFist asked Howard.

"But sir, I'm..." Before the manager could finish, McFist shouted, "Fired!" He ripped the name badge off and shouted, "That's what you are, Bryce. Now go take a smile somewhere else." The manager started to cry in misery and left them. McFist turned to Howard and asked, "What's your name?" Howard was about to say his name, McFist stopped him. "Doesn't matter, I'll call you "Young Hannibal." McFist put the name badge on Howard and minutes later, Howard was in a suit.

Randy returned from the bathroom and said, "Sorry, Howard. I know you don't like the Nomicon but I have to listen to my master when he calls for me. By the way, why are you wearing a tuxedo? I didn't think you owned one."

"I've been promoted," Howard told him with a smug smile.

"Really? Huh? When Susan had her first job, I remember it took her at least a year or two before she got a promotion." Randy looked at the name badge on Howard and gasped. "You were made the McManager?! Susan wasn't even a manager at her job. How did you get it?!"

"Who cares?! Now we can buy the McSatchlé but first I'm gonna need you to plunge the second-floor bathroom and squeegee the butter traps."

"Um... okay."

"Maybe it was plunge the butter traps or squeegee the bathroom?"

"Howard, which is it?"

"Eh, why don't you do them both? Here." Howard handed him a squeegee and a plunger.

"Um... problem Howard, I don't know how to do either."

"Hey, you said we should get jobs and it turns out, my job is... being your boss."

"You may be the manager but you are not my boss."

"Well, this nametag says otherwise." Howard gestured to his new nametag that didn't say his name.

"Howard, that nametag says BRYCE!"

"Cunningham, please don't make me fire you before we've saved enough for the Mcsatchlé. Also, now that I'm making more money than you, I'll be taking our McSatchlé Monday through Saturday."

"We didn't even decide how we were going to share it!"

"Don't worry, you can have it on Sundays. Well... every other Sunday." Randy growled in anger at Howard. Howard walked off to another one of their coworkers and Howard forced him to give up his candy bar. "That butter trap ain't gonna squeegee-plunge itself."

The rest of the afternoon, it took all of Randy's patience to not punch Howard. He cleaned the butter trap from the popcorn machine as Howard flirted with a girl. He then forced Randy to clean up his spilled popcorn. After Randy cleaned the bathroom, Howard clogged another one and forced Randy to fix that one. Finally, Randy was on a ladder putting up the new sign for the new movie showing which was so long, Randy had to use wood to make the sign longer. "Sorry, Cunningham. That's next week's film. This week's is Winky Face: The Movie. I probably should've checked before you did all that. Hmm," Howard showed him a much easier show to put up instead of the long one he used.

Howard threw Randy the papers and Randy grabbed them in anger. "You are the jerkiest boss ever! And this comes from someone with Ninja Masters with extremely strict rules!"

"Attention shoppers, there's a sale on anarchy!" Randy looked at the source of the voice and found three Robo-rousers stealing the McSatchlés from people and destroying everything. "Give me that!" One of the Robo-rousers took a McStachlé and started to use it as a weapon. "Rock-n-roll!"

"It's Ninja o'clock!" Randy said once he got down from the ladder. He was about to put his mask on but Howard took it from him.

"Actually, your break's on 20 minutes, so if Ninja o'clock could happen then, that'd be super." Howard put the Ninja mask in his jacket.

"You cannot tell me when to Ninja!" Randy told him as people were screaming in the background.

"Hello. McManager." Howard once again pointed to his nametag.

Randy took his Ninja mask and told him, "You know what? I quit. I have one piece of advice for you. Power corrupts." Then Randy ran off to turn into the Ninja.

"What about our McSatchlé?" He asked.

"One, I never wanted one. Two, there is no "our McSatchlé"!" Randy changed into his Ninja suit and left Howard upset at him.


"SMOKEBOMB!" Randy punched the leader of the Robo-rousers. The green Robo-rouser came after Randy but he used his sword to block the attack. Randy continued to fight against the green Robo-rouser as the people watched him. 'At least I'm not working. That job would have taken up the one I already have. Being the protector of Norrisville.'


Angry at Randy, Howard decided to go to his office. "Can't believe Cunningham disrespected my cheese like that!" Howard used his nametag to enter his office where Viceroy and McFist were watching Randy fight the Robo-rousers.

"Yes! My plan is working!"

Howard hid behind a plant before McFist could see him. "Plan?" Howard whispered to himself. "I didn't see anything on the break room bulletin board about a plan."

"Isn't this where you spring "your" surprise?" Viceroy asked. Unbeknownst to the two, Howard was trying to use the potted plant to get closer to them.

"Of course, my surprise... um... Really excited about my surprise. Think you're gonna love it, and... Ohh."


As McFist was thinking, Randy was easily beating the Robo-rousers. He jumped on the yellow Robo-rouser then used his sword to get the green Robo-rouser and threw him at the yellow Robo-rouser causing all three to land in a pile.


Getting impatient with McFist, Viceroy activated the plan. "Oh, I'll do it!" Viceroy pressed a button from his pocket.


Outside, Randy was about to leave but the Robo-rousers eye's glowed red and, along with the McSatchlés, formed a giant indestructible robot.


"Whoa. I did not see that coming," McFist commented.

"Surprise."


Randy jumped in the air and threw ninja rings at the robot. "NINJA RINGS!" But they did nothing. "Ninja Chain-sickle!" The robot grabbed the chain-sickle and threw Randy against the window. "Ok, what's going on?!" The robot grabbed him off the window as Randy was in shock. 'Nothing is working! How?!'


"I constructed Giant Punk-Bot's armor from McSatchlé," Viceroy told him as Giant Punk-Bot juggled Randy.

"Why would you do that?" McFist asked him.

"Because McSatchlé's are indestructible." The Giant Punk-Bot started to use Randy as a washcloth on the window as McFist looked extremely guilty about something. Viceroy could tell from his nervous chuckle.

"Yeah... about that," McFist started. "In order to lower costs, we went with a cheaper zipper. It's highly destructible."

"You did what?!"

"Gee... Surprise!"

Howard gasped. "I gotta tell Cunningham!" Then he hesitated. "Although he did disrespect my cheese." He then started to think to himself for a minute. "Hmm. What to do... What to do..."


As Howard was thinking to himself, Randy was on the ground. He rubbed his head in pain and looked at the Giant Punk-Bot who has a boom box on its shoulder. "Yeah!" Music started to play from it then suddenly it turned into a weapon. Before it could fire at Randy, he jumped in the air. "TENGU FIRE BALL!" This attack caused the Giant Punk-Bot to fall on his back and shoot a purple laser ball in the sky and it started to fall to the ground as Randy continued to fight against the Giant Punk-Bot.

Randy dodged an attack from the Giant Punk-Bot which destroyed a red car. Randy used a light pole to catch his footing. He spun around it then landed on the ground in a fighting position. Before the two could go into combat again, the laser ball landed on the ground. "Oh, boy." This caused a soundwave to break all the windows several miles from its spot. Randy made a dent in the brick wall while the Giant Punk-Bot fell to the ground without a scratch.


From inside, McFist was watching the fight and he knew the Ninja was losing. "Yes! Eat 'Satchlé, Ninja!"


Now deciding to help Randy, Howard ran outside to talk to him. "Hey, jerk, I need to tell you something."

"Hey, jerk, not listening."


Now confused by the scene, McFist asked, "Uh, why's young Hannibal talking to the Ninja? That's against company policy!"


"Listen, I'm not speaking to you either, but I have to tell you this!" Howard told him as the Giant Punk-Bot started to get back up.

Randy dodged a trashcan thrown at him and continued to fight the Giant Punk-Bot. "What, Howard? You need me to come back in there and beat the farts out of the theater seats?" He asked as he used his scarf to bring the Giant Punk-Bot down to the ground.

"No! Besides, you can't do that. I fired you."

Randy got in Howard's face and shouted, "You didn't fire me! I quit! Big difference!"

"Would you just listen to me!" Howard shouted while grabbing Randy's arms. "That thing's made out of McSatchlés! And McFist skimped on the zips!"

"I don't know what skimped means. But I'm guessing that means they are easily broken. So what you're saying is... they tried to sell us horky McSatchlés?" Randy grabbed Howard jumped over the Giant Punk-Bot who tried to smash them.

"I know! Also, you can probably beat that thing by stabbing it in the zipper."

"Hey, buddy, you just McManaged to save the day."

Randy ran off and Howard felt a tingle down his spine. "Why do you say things like that?" Howard said uncomfortably.

The Giant Punk-Bot turned his right hand into a weapon and he and Randy charged at each other. Randy took out his katana and jumped over the Giant Punk-Bot to dodge his attack. He jumped on his arm and sliced at the zipper on his arm and it fell off. He did this to another arm then sliced it in half causing Giant Punk-Bot to turn back into the Robo-rousers. "Ninja Hot Balls!" The Robo-rousers were quickly burned. "Not rock-n-roll, mate." Randy stabbed the head of the leader, officially winning the battle.


"Your plan failed. Not a surprise!" McFist screamed at Viceroy then left.


Randy waited outside the movie theater for Howard and when he came out, he was back in his normal clothes. "So I got fired." Howard laughed a bit. "Yeah. Turns out McFist has a very strict anti-chatting-up-the-Ninja-policy."

"Sorry you lost your job, but I couldn't have stopped that thing without you." Howard smiled at him and held his fist out. They did their signature fistbump then started to walk home. "You know, it's weird. Usually, my master's lessons always come back to help me out, but not this time." Randy then realized that his want to help Howard get the McSatchlé would have cost them their friendship. 'So, my master does trust Howard. He wants me to have a friend beside Susan.' Randy smiled at the thought as Howard ate some popcorn he snagged from the movie theater.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"We were so desperate to gain a McSatchelé, well I wanted to help you get one, but that's beside the point, but we almost lost our friendship. So not worth it."

"Cause of the horky sips, right?"

Randy chuckled at that. "Right, Howard. The horky zips."

"Friendship. Now, that's rock-n-roll." The leader grabbed the yellow Robo-rouser and brought him closer in a hug then the leader's head fell off and blew up.


First things first, I am okay. I was busy doing school work and finals so I was unable to update for a while. Secondly, I won't be doing the episode fart-topia because after watching it. It seems like a lesson Randy would know. I have mentioned that there are episodes I won't do due to the fact that Randy would already know this lesson from his own experience plus, he's over 800 years old so he already knows about McFist's brother and what he does. I will also not be doing the McHuggers episode since Randy would never steal. So... McFreaks is next. Although it will be different from its original episode. Thanks for reading. Don't forget to fav, follow, and review, please! Bye! :)