Title: Don't Piss of the Personal Assistant

Fandom: Avengers/Bleach

Characters: T'Challa, M'Baku, Ichigo, Various AI's

Chapter: 33

Word count: 1788

Warnings:

AN: I was supposed to post this chapter back on the second but let's just say that shit went down and I had things to do. Like write.

I'm over 30K so far into NaNo. I'm almost done with a Harry Potter fic, I've been editing the next story that will come after this, and I'm writing on another Dracula/Jonathan story. I'm also writing two originals, one called Hack and Slash Party and the other Bad Dog.

So wish me luck. *disappears in a puff of gay and dick shaped confetti*


Walking through the new Asgardian village, Ichigo smiled at finding that since it was a school day during the middle of the week that most tourists were adults. Thor was leading him through the village and telling him what had been going on since they had just moved in several months before and what they were planning for the winter months.

Fall was already nipping at them, and they were only a few months away from when Thanos and his army were projected to arrive. The compound had already had a bunch of people moving in to help finish setting up the plans.

The Guardians had arrived and were catching up on nearly twenty years of lost time for Quill. The rest of his group getting to know Earth since they were going to be staying there for the rest of the time while they waited. They had been able to bring another Stone to Earth, giving them a third one while Thanos had the other three. They had been told that he hadn't been happy about not getting his hands on the stone that the Guardians had brought with them.

"It sounds as if everyone has settled in and is doing well," Ichigo said, pulling his jacket closer with a smile. "How's the training going?"

Thor hummed, rubbing the back of his hand as he shifted on his feet. "Well…"

Ichigo looked up at him before he frowned. "What? Are they not taking this seriously enough?" he asked.

"No, they are. But they also think that they are good enough to do the fighting alone because they were good enough to get away with their lives against Hel. They do not quite train as much as they should," Thor admitted.

Ichigo sighed as he pulled out his phone. "Go grab the idiots who aren't training correctly and meet me at the training area. I'm going to pull Wade away from wherever he is, and will meet you guys there," he said. Thor smirked, knowing what Ichigo was planning, and waved a hand as he left with a smirk.

Thor was quick to gather the worst of his warriors, about twenty of them, the others sitting in the stands to watch what was going to happen. Ichigo walked out onto the field. He was still wearing his pair of jeans that had some stretch and a t-shirt under a simple sweater that he was somehow making seem like the best kind of armor.

Wade was walking next to him and smiling, already wearing his red suit just without the various weapons that he carried. He was already carrying his katanas though, ready to be used.

"Ah, Thor-san, thank you for being so prompt," Ichigo said as they walked up to the thunder God. "Are these the ones that think they do not need to train because they survived against the psycho one?" he asked.

Thor nodded, pointing to the group. "Indeed. The twenty worst ones since I thought that the rest would see what you wish to show them and think twice," he said.

"You hope that they will," Ichigo teased, patting Thor's stomach before he tugged off his sweater. "I am not holding my breath at them making me break a sweat though. Even Wade rarely gives me issues when I'm fighting in my body," he said.

"Body?" Sif asked as she walked up to them. She eyed the group. "And what are we doing today?" She looked to the bemused Ichigo.

"I'm going to show your warriors that no matter how good they are at fighting, or think they are, there will always be someone better and that you can never stop training." Ichigo looked to Wade. "Do you want to act like the first wave?" he asked.

Wade's smirk was clear to see even through his mask. "Oooh, new punching bags," he cooed as he slid his katanas into their holsters on his back. Ichigo snorted while Thor burst into loud laughter. "Sure, why not? You still owe me chimichangas," he said.

Ichigo waved a hand as he smirked at the group. "I do suggest that you try your hardest. Wade here will act like the first wave of your enemy. Good luck," he said, tilting his head. "I will be the main enemy along with a secondary wave," he continued. "Just because you were able to survive what happened on Asgard does not mean that you can get away with slacking. We have an enemy that is much worse than Hel ever was, and he is coming."

The warriors all shared looks, shifting as Wade adjusted his katanas, rolling and cracking his neck, anticipation for the coming fight rolling off him. Ichigo and Thor stepped to the side and watch as the mercenary put the warriors through their paces and then some. Each time that the warriors thought that they cornered him, Wade would slip out of it and put whoever cornered him onto the ground.

By the time that Wade was done acting like the first wave, only two of the original twenty were still standing. Ichigo walked up to them and took them both down, kicking one in the stomach hard enough to make him puke before punching him in the temple to knock him for a loop, before taking out the knee of the other warrior.

He turned away from the two as they groaned on the ground, staring at the watching warriors. "When the Chitauri army and Thanos arrives on Earth, there will be little to no time to rest or to be healed. We have several people who will be able to heal minor things, mostly those that are annoying, but can be bad if left unattended during a battle," he called out. "If you are undertrained or underprepared, you will not last. You will die. I'm sure that you have noticed that Thor-san has been training often and as hard as he can get away with. He is preparing for war! Just like I am. Just like Tony-san is. Just like Loki-san is. We are all making sure that we are able to walk away from taking this threat down."

Sif looked over the warriors that were starting to get up from the ground, all of them hurting, taking in their injuries. She then looked to Wade, who was watching as a finger started to regrow on his left hand, the only lasting wound that he had from the fight. "We will start to train more. Even with our jobs, we still have much time to train and prepare. We will use it."

Ichigo smiled at her before he nodded, taking his sweater from Thor. "If they wish for new sparring partners that they are not used to, I know of several mutants who will be working alongside the Asgardian warriors. They will be willing to teach them a few new things," he said. Sif nodded before she stalked off to drag the group to their healers to get them fixed up before pushing them back to training.

"I thank you, Ichigo, for showing my people that they must be prepared for anything," Thor said, Ichigo smiling up at him.

"I hate to say it, but we only have six months max, before Thanos and his army arrive at Pluto, Thor. After that it will only take a few weeks at most for the fleet to get close enough to attack us properly," Ichigo said. "We really can't afford to have our defense forces lazing around."

Wade bounced over to them, mask pushed up as he smirked, slinging an arm over Ichigo's shoulders. "And you, my dear little born Shinigami, have to hunt down that one bitch to stop her from egging on Thanos," he drawled.

Ichigo grunted as he leant into the man, having long gotten close to him during their training together. "The Rogues have finally gotten used to how things are now run. Luckily for us. Even Rogers is working hard at getting used to not being the leader of the majority and only a team leader, taking orders from up top. Tony has also been working hard on the communication devices for everyone between making sure that the shelters for people are set up."

"Even the hospitals are starting to move into the new buildings that are built to withstand the invasion," Wade chirped. He had told Sif and Thor about how he and Colossus had attacked the walls of the hospital with everything from C-4 to Juggernaut grade strength plows. The dents had been easy to pull from the soft walls and fixed up. "They sway but they also shut up tighter than if Fort Knox and a Nun's ass had a baby so prudish that you'd wonder if the kid shits," he said.

Thor just gave Wade an amused look at his choice of wording but nodded. "That is good. Those who will not be on the field of battle have also offered their services in helping to patch up what they can, move people from the battle zone, and help keep them safe," he said, his own assistant walking up to them.

She bowed and handed Ichigo a packet of information before leaving them again.

Ichigo smiled as he looked in the packet. "Make sure that you send the information to the Panel too so that we can work with them on assigning tasks and where they need to be. If they have young children, they are to be with the kids, safe and out of the way. There's no need to leave more children without parents or guardians."

Thor nodded, looking to where Sif had found Loki and was talking about what to focus on during training and what they needed to work on more. "I will do so later. Or rather my assistant will. For now, I feel that I should spar with my brother. He looks…tense."

Wade looked up at the sky before he smirked, as if he had heard something from someone no one else heard. "Just dealing with idiots. That's all. Anyways, Ichi! Let's go get some of that spiced cider I saw earlier. I want to get a few jugs to take home with me."

Ichigo groaned at the man but pulled on his sweater as they left the arena, noting that a lot of the warriors were standing patiently to the side. They looked as if they were waiting to speak with Sif about their own training schedules. Shaking his head, he turned to Wade again.

"Fine, but I want to get some pastries from that one bakery for myself and my sisters. I promised that I would bring them some," he said.

"Deal."