Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the campers faced off in a lake-bound battle. They all got ten minutes to grab any sort of tools to help them sink the other campers in canoes from the boat house. Annalise and Leslie were all up in each other's faces for the entire challenge, causing some growing irritation for Francis. Desiree set multiple canoes on fire, including her own in a crazy explosion. Duke and Percival tried to team up to double their chances for victory, but ended up just getting themselves lost several times. Annalise and Leslie finally came to a peak in their conflict and fought a piratesque battle, resulting in a win for Annalise. With her grand prize being complete control of the elimination ceremony, which, might I say, was masterfully done, she shipped Leslie off the island, making Francis hate her guts. There's only six campers left, and the million is getting closer and closer. Who will be the next to fall? Find out on tonight's episode of Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on Chris, standing outside of the main lodge where the silhouettes of the campers can be seen through the blinded windows. It cuts to the campers standing on the dock near their canoes, and shows some of them fetching supplies from the boat house. Leslie and Annalise are seen bickering, as well as Francis seeming very uncomfortable in between the two. Desiree is next shown tossing fireworks into Francis' and Veronica's canoes before exploding her own in a beautiful array of color. Duke and Percival are seen lost near Boney Island, and then again near an unfamiliar beach. Annalise and Leslie are then shown battling with sword on the lake, the form knocking the latter's sword out of her hand and piercing her canoe, causing it sink before Leslie does the same to her opponent's. Annalise is next seen hosting the elimination ceremony, taunting Leslie throughout the entire thing and dragging her to the boat of losers. Finally, Francis is seen running away from her towards the cabins. The camera cuts back to Chris, who finishes his intro. The opening then plays and, when it finishes, the remaining campers are seen in the main lodge eating their usual slop. The boys are seated at one table while the girls are seated at the other. Chris then walks in, applauding them and gaining some confused looks from them.
Chris: Congratulations on making it to the final six campers in the contest! That deserves a pat on the back!
The campers cheer for themselves and Duke actually pats himself on the back.
Desiree (Confessional): Imagine that! I make it to the final six, even though my team voted me off before! Boy, they must be angry now.
Percival (Confessional): I have to admit, I never thought I would make it this far in a reality show when I'm so detached from the rest of the world. Color me surprised! From this point onward, I won't be going easy on anyone, especially myself.
Veronica (Confessional): I'm honestly really excited to be in the top six! I could get eliminated now and still be proud of myself. I don't want to be eliminated though! Forget I said that!
Francis (Confessional): I'm a little flabbergasted about still being in the game at this point. When I first showed up on the island, I thought I'd get eliminated withing the first few weeks.
Annalise (Confessional): What? ...No, I don't think that Wendell carried me through the competition. Hm? ...Yes, I would've made it this far whether he approached me in the Awake-a-Thon or not.
Duke (Confessional): The Dukester has always been proud of his achievements, but come on! I wrestled a bear for a talent show and tried to take on a psychotic killer with my bare hands! That's something to be proud of.
Chris: Which brings us to our next challenge!
The campers stop celebrating and groan as Chris snickers.
Chris: You can't complain this early, you don't even know what it is yet! Normally, we'd have you guys facing off against each other to protect your own butts, but today, you'll be working together to protect your partner's butt! That's right, this is a team challenge! And to spice things up for the viewing audience and myself, we've decided to handcuff you and your teammate together for this three part challenge. Obviously, we've already chosen who is going to be paired with who.
The campers protest before being hushed by Chris.
Chris: Anywho, our first team is going to be Duke and Veronica!
Veronica looks over at Duke and shrugs before walking over and sitting next to him. Chef comes up to them and handcuffs the two together.
Duke: Aw yeah! The Dukester and V-Dog!
Veronica: V-Dog? Neat.
Chris: The next team is gonna be Percival and Desiree.
Percival walks over to her without a care in the world as Chef cuffs them together, though Desiree seems upset by the decision.
Desiree: But Chriiiiiiiiiiis, I wanted to be teamed with Annalise.
Chris: Yeah, and I wanted you guys to stop complaining, but we don't always get what we want, do we?
She pouts and Chef shakes his head in disappointment.
Chris: And the last team is Francis and Annalise!
Francis gulps as he looks over to see Annalise staring at him with a crazy gleam in her eye. She waltzes over to him and sits really close to him while Chef cuffs them together.
Annalise: Why, Francis! So nice to be paired up with you for this challenge!
Francis: Uh, can me and Desiree switch?
Chris: Nah, that's no fun. Now, as far as the challenge goes, the team with the most points will win immunity, leaving the other four campers up for elimination. The first part is a good old fashioned eat off! What a coincidence! We just so happen to be here, at the main lodge, with non other than Chef in the kitchen!
Chef wheels a cart out with nasty looking green food on it, placing a platter in front of each team. They all look down in disgust, while Percival pokes it with a spoon, causing it to emit some noxious gas which makes him gag to the point of almost vomiting.
Chris: Each team will have an eater, who will have their hands behind their back the whole time, while the feeder uses these spoons to shovel this slop into their mouths. Oh, and one last thing. I have here in my pocket a skeleton key, which opens all the handcuffs. Should you and your partner decide to tap out from not being able to stand each other, you can use the key. But, if you do, you'll both lose your shot at immunity. Now, who's hungry?
Duke: I'll eat! The champ needs to eat a certain amount of calories in order to maintain his massive muscle mass!
Veronica: Works for me!
Veronica (Confessional): Duke may not be the brightest guy around, but you can tell that'd he's the kind of sweet guy who'd take a bullet for his friends.
Duke (Confessional): The champ? Sweet? Pfft, don't make me laugh!
Desiree and Percival look at the disgusting food before exchanging an equally concerned glance at each other.
Desiree and Percival: You can eat it. No thanks, I'm stuffed. Really, you should do it. I insist! Just eat the dang food!
Meanwhile, Annalise is getting all too snugly with Francis.
Annalise: Oh, Francis, dear. Won't you please eat this for us?
Francis: Fine, but only if you promise to leave me alone for the rest of the contest after today.
Annalise: I couldn't! But, if I must...
She pretends to cry and he rolls his eyes at her. The camera cuts to all of the eaters, Francis, Desiree, and Duke, standing before the slop with their respective feeders at the ready. Chris blows a whistle and the feeders start to shovel the slop into the eaters mouths.
Desiree: Hey, slow down! You're gonna make me hurl if you keep going that fast!
Percival: Eat now, talk later. We have to win this challenge.
The camera slides over to Duke, who is eating at incredible speeds. Veronica looks at him, concernedly.
Veronica: You don't have to eat this fast. i can slow down if you want...
Duke: Must eat faster! Must win challenge!
Veronica starts to give him spoonfuls of the slop even faster and the camera pans over to Annalise, who is feeding Francis rather forcefully.
Francis: Hey...stop...I...urgh...
He vomits on the rest of the platter, causing Annalise to slightly chuckle before catching herself.
Annalise: Oh, no! I didn't hurt you, did I? I'm so sorry, Francis!
She hugs him before slightly chuckling some more, gaining a look of suspicion from Percival.
Percival (Confessional): I don't trust that Annalise. She's up to something shady for sure.
Desiree (Confessional): She would never do anything shady! You take that back!
She turns away from him and pouts in the confessional and the camera cuts back to Veronica, who gives Duke the last spoonful of slop. After he swallows it down, he belches uproariously, causing the other campers to glance over.
Duke: Woohoo! That's one for the money!
Veronica chuckles as he starts to do a victory dance.
Chris: Well, while that is kind of gross...you guys still cleared your plates first, meaning you win the first point!
The other campers glare at them as they celebrate.
Chris: Now, the second part of the challenge is quite a bit of a hike away. In the woods, to be exact. Josef left an engraving on a tree talking about Wendell being evil and what not. Crazy that we didn't notice until now. Anyways, the first team to find the tree will win the point for the second round. The campers all rush out of the main lodge and head towards the woods. The camera then cuts to Desiree and Percival, annoyed with each other.
Percival: Look, all I'm saying is that Annalise is acting kind of suspicious, lately. I know you two are friends and all, but can't you at least see that?
Desiree: I'm not going to listen to you badmouthing my homegirl like that.
Percival: I'm not badmouthing anybody! It's just a realization!
Desiree: Don't make me get Chris and tell him to uncuff us.
He grumbles as they continue to walk around, inspecting different trees as they pass by. The camera cuts to Annalise and Francis looking at a different area full of trees.
Francis: Come one, Josef. Why'd you have to do something this complicated.
Annalise: Oh, Francis. My back is simply giving out from all this walking.
Francis: What do you mean? We've barely done any walking at all.
Annalise: I can't go on, you have to carry me...
He rolls his eyes and picks her up. She mumbles under her breath.
Annalise: ...Moron.
Francis: Huh?
Annalise: Oh! Just thanking you, my prince.
He shrugs it off and starts to look around, while carrying her in his arms as she smiles up at him in awe. The camera then cuts to Duke and Veronica looking at several trees. While Veronica is trying to look for carvings, Duke simply knocks on every tree with his fist.
Veronica: What are you doing?
Duke: Shush, we have to do this to hear if it's been meddled with.
Veronica cocks her eyebrow at him as he continues to knock on the trees. The camera then jumps back to Percival and Desiree.
Percival: Come on, what if she's planning to get you eliminated?
Desiree: She wouldn't! That's it, I'm getting Chris!
As she starts dragging him back towards the campgrounds, he notices something on a tree.
Percival: Woah! Wait! Stop!
Desiree: Oh? Ready to apologize?
Percival: No, look! The tree!
She glances at the tree he's pointing at, noticing an inscription in the bark. It reads, "Watch out for Wendell, he is a doom to us."
Desiree: Huh...that means...
Chris walks up right behind the two.
Chris: That's right! You two win the second part of the challenge! You're now tied with Duke and Veronica in points.
Desiree jumps from his sudden appearance, causing Percival to chuckle before she slaps him across the face.
Chris: Alright guys, meet back at the campgrounds in ten minutes for the final part of the challenge.
He heads off screen and the two soon follow.
Annalise (Confessional): Oh, poor us! We have no points! Whatever shall we do, Francis?
Francis (Confessional): Get restraining orders on you?
Annalise (Confessional): Haha! You know my Francis, such a card!
The camera shows all six campers walking into a clearing and gasping as they see tables full of wooden replicas of the other campers heads.
Duke: Oh, no! The trees got them! I knew we should've taken them down while we were in that forest!
Desiree: What's with the paraphernalia?
Chris: It's for the last part of today's challenge. Your job is to stack the heads of your fallen campers, like a totem pole, in the order that they were eliminated!
Percival: How are we supposed to remember that? It's been a while since we've seen some of these people.
Chris: Good question, and completely not my problem. Whoever finishes first gets the point, and then the challenge will be over. Go ahead and get started!
He sits down in a lounge chair as the three teams approach the separate tables studying the heads.
Veronica: This is crazy! All I remember is Rolf was gone first! I'm at a loss for the others...
Duke: Oh, I remember number two. He was my rival until he was defeated by yours truly.
Duke stacks Josef's head on top of Rolf's and sets it off to the side. Veronica smiles at him.
Veronica (Confessional): No matter what happens tonight, I'm glad we got to work together.
Duke (Confessional): Woop, woop!
Percival: Gah! Rolf, Josef...Colleen? No, who was it?
Desiree: I thought it was Lukas...or maybe he was after Colleen?
Percival slams his head against the table and the camera slides over to Annalise and Francis, the latter of which currently has stacked six heads in perfect order by himself.
Annalise: Woohoo! That's my Francis!
Francis: You know, you could help me, right?
Annalise: Oh! I would but...ow! A splinter! I just can't touch another one of those heads, it'll be the death of me!
He sighs and continues to work. Meanwhile, Veronica has Roxy's head in her hands.
Veronica: Oh, Roxy. If only you were here still.
Duke puts his hand on her shoulder. She looks over to him.
Duke: The champ isn't the best at relationship things, but I'm sure she's happy that you've made it this far, whether she's still here or not.
She smiles and nods before placing her head on top of Lukas'.
Desiree: We're done!
Chris glances over at there tower, which is in the complete wrong order.
Chris: Well, you finished a tower, I'll give you that. Better go over your facts again.
Desiree (Confessional): You're such a dunce, Percival!
Percival (Confessional): Me? We did that together! Ugh, I hate being your partner.
They both turn away from each other angrily. The camera cuts back to their horribly made totem pole as they tear it down. Meanwhile, Annalise and Francis are almost entirely done. He goes to grab the final head before Annalise snatches it away and stares at it mockingly.
Annalise: Oh, poor Leslie. Gone and out of the competition! What a shame.
Francis: ...Give me the thing, would you? We don't have time for this.
Annalise: Tries to steal my man? Oh, I don't think so.
Francis: I said give it to me.
Annalise: What a conniving little-
Francis: Shut up!
He shoves their mostly finished totem pole into the dirt, making all the heads fall apart. Annalise gasps as he crosses his arms.
Chris: Yikes, things aren't looking too great for those two. How about...
He turns to see that Veronica and Duke have completely finished their totem pole in perfect order. Rolf, Josef, Claudia, Colleen, Lukas, Roxy, Bobby, Desiree, Evander, Lyle, Elicia, Peggy, Colleen again, Gene, Hellen, Harriett, Wendell, and Leslie.
Chris: Would you look at that! With two points total, the winners of the immunity tonight are Veronica and Duke!
Veronica: Yes! Up high, Dukester!
Duke: Down low, V-Dog!
They high five and the other four sigh in exhausted anguish.
Chris: You know what that means. You four are up for elimination tonight, see you at the campfire ceremony.
The camera pans up and the sun turns to moon. It pans back down, showing the six campers seated at the campfire area. Veronica and Duke are still seated next to each other, with Percival near them. Francis sits by himself while Desiree and Annalise gossip quietly to each other. Chris approaches them with a platter of five marshmallows.
Chris: Campers, I have five marshmallows here. There are six of you. One of just didn't quite make it through the voting tonight. That person is gonna walk the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and head off the island for good. To never come back.
Everyone: Ever!
Chris: Exactly! Duke and Veronica, you two won immunity, so the first two marshmallows go to you. Next up, we have Percival...Annalise...and Desiree.
As Chris tosses the marshmallows out to the five names that he called, Francis looks around in shock.
Francis: Wait, what? I'm out?
Chris: Afraid so.
Francis: How...I thought...I mean...
Annalise: Oh, my Francis! No! Let me let you in on a little something before you leave...you've been played.
Francis: Huh?
Annalise: Oh, come on. Really, you don't actually think someone as perfect as me would fall for a dork like you, right? That kiss? I used it to get Leslie angry, and look what happened. I got her eliminated too! I've had you under my thumb this entire time, and you never even suspected a thing! I mean, honestly. I thought you were supposed to be smart?
Francis: But I...
Annalise: Aw, lost for words? That's alright, I'm done talking to you anyways. Go on now, off to the boat of losers with you.
Francis turns around in shame and runs to the boat, which takes him off the island.
Veronica: I thought you said he wanted to leave the show because he missed Leslie...you lied to me!
Annalise: Ahem, played.
Percival: Hey, that is not cool! How could you do that to him?
Annalise: Cry me a river, it's a cutthroat game. He just didn't quite make that cut.
Her and Desiree snicker as they head back to the cabins.
Duke: Oh, that tears it! They're going down!
Percival: What scumbags...I can't believe it...
Veronica: I'm sorry...I really thought...
Duke: It's alright. Cause you know what? The three of us are going to take those two down. Starting now, we're forming an alliance!
He puts his hand in between the three, followed by Percival. The two look at Veronica, who sheepishly puts her hand on top and they all smile at each other before the screen fades to black.
Votes:
Francis - Veronica, Desiree, Annalise
Desiree - Percival, Duke
Annalise - Francis
