Twenty minutes later, Astrid woke up to see her parents unconscious and the car has a little damage, but the other car was totalled and calls nine one one.
"This is nine one one, what is your emergency?"
Astrid panics "we been involved in a head on, on sixth Avenue!"
The operator ask "may I ask what your name is?"
Astrid whimpers "Astrid Giggles Haddock."
The operator pauses before saying "It may take time to get an ambulance to you with a snow storm blowing in."
Astrid sighs "okay" and hangs up and then calls Hiccup.
Hiccup was sitting down drinking hot chocolate with his mom when his phoofne goes off and looks at the name and answers it "Astrid, it's late to be-"
Astrid whines "Hiccup, my parents and I were involved in a head on collision and I need you to come pick us up!"
Hiccup sets the hot chocolate on the table and runs by the door to throw on his coat and put on his snow boots and ask "what road are you on?"
Astrid whines "Sixth Avenue!"
Valka ask "Hiccup, what is going on?"
Hiccup sighs "Astrid and her parents were involved in a head on collision can you meet me at Berk County Hospital and have them prepare about five beds and tell them I'm bringing them in personally."
Valka nods her head and gets ready.
Hiccup got in his Dodge Ram and pulled up the app and types Astrid's number and begins locate track.
Ten minutes later, he pulls up behind Alistair's car and gets out and says "Astrid, are you okay?"
Astrid sighs "the operator said that it would take time to get an ambulance here."
Hiccup smiles "Astrid, ambulances don't have four by four. I told my mom to have the hospital prepare five beds for you all and that I'm bringing you to the hospital myself."
He checks Alistair and Ingrid to see their unconscious and check the other driver and took a picture of his face. Then loaded him in the back seat and just incase cuff him to the back of his seat.
He then loads Alistair and Ingrid in the back seats and put Astrid in the front passenger seat and turned four by four on and his amber lights on for emergency situation.
Hiccup smiles "so how did this happen, Astrid?"
Astrid sighs "me and mom were talking about you and dad was driving. A vehicle was getting ready to drive past us, then he switched to our lane and didn't switch back to miss us and slammed into us."
Fifteen minutes later, they pull up to the emergency room staff members had five beds with three bracelets with their names on them.
Nurse Janette recognize him and placed the bracelet on Astrid's hand and her parents.
Hiccup says "this is the person who rammed into them head on and deliberately. Where is my mom at?"
Janette smiles "we setup a room for them that your mom is waiting for you. Now your relationship with Astrid was that you were her boyfriend?"
Hiccup sighs "actually we got married on October tenth of this year by accident, but decided not to get a divorce."
Janette sighs "that would explain why Astrid told the operator that her name was Astrid Giggles Haddock instead of Hofferson. I'm amazed you drove them here."
Hiccup sighs "I bought a Dodge Ram with everything and added amber lights to it for emergency situation."
Hiccup sat in the room with his mom before Astrid was carted in followed by her parents.
Janette curious ask "Mr. Haddock, your wife's parents are in a coma for now and your wife suffered a few bumps and bruises. Other than that, she's fine. We will give you a prescription for pain pills to be filled in the morning."
Hiccup ask "I take her home?"
Janette smiles "yes, but let her rest for an hour. I'm curious how they survived a head on collision?"
Hiccup sighs "I had their vehicles armored up to protect them from a psychopath named Drago Bludvist."
An hour later, Astrid wakes up feeling sore.
Hiccup smiles "hi, my beautiful lovely wife."
Astrid blushes at him and says "I love how you call me beautiful lovely wife."
Hiccup smiles "the armor protected the car from killing you all and I'll be driving you home myself. Mom left to go have the room ready for us."
After getting the discharge papers, Hiccup wheels Astrid out to his truck and drove her home.
Valka had Hiccup's room ready for them.
Hiccup carried Astrid to his room and laid her down and change out of his clothes and into his pajamas before cuddling against Astrid.
Next morning, Hiccup woke up to check the time to read six thirty and goes back to sleep cuddling Astrid.
Twenty minutes later, Astrid's cell phone rings and Hiccup answers it "hello, Astrid's phone."
"Hiccup? Where is Astrid?! You both are going to be late for school!"
Hiccup sighs "sorry, Heather, but me and Astrid aren't coming to school today, Astrid and her parents were involved in a head on collision last night."
Heather gaped in shock "I'll let the teachers know and we will be by to hear about the accident."
Hiccup ends the call and sets the phone down.
Astrid stirs from her sleep moaning from the pain.
Hiccup smiles "hi, my lovely beautiful wife" and kisses her lips good morning.
Astrid blushes at being pampered.
Hiccup curious ask "are you hungry?"
Astrid's stomach growls causing her to blush again.
He ask "can you walk or do you want me to carry you downstairs?"
Astrid smiles "I'll walk."
Hiccup guides her down the steps.
Valka left for work already.
He made her eggs and bacon.
Astrid sighs "I don't know what I would do without you, Hiccup, coming to my rescue."
Hiccup sighs "I sent a picture of that man to Throk's email."
Astrid sighs "Heather, Cami and Ruffnut were telling me that you sounded like a stalker after you said that you been watching over me since kindergarten and making sure your in my class every year."
Hiccup sighs "sorry about that."
Astrid smiles "it's okay, Hiccup. My mom explained it to me about why you did that for me."
Hiccup ask "what did she tell you?"
Astrid blushes "she told me that what you did was what a husband does for their wife."
Hiccup sighs "yes, I wanted you as my wife. Not by force but by your choice to marry me. Same with dating me."
Astrid blushes "my father found out that we had sex twice now and he wasn't thrilled about it, but let it go because we're married and told me that if I became pregnant with your baby, that he wanted me to move in with you."
Hiccup gaped "he was kicking you out, if you became pregnant with my baby?!"
Astrid shakes her head "he told to live with you and raise the baby together and to bring the baby by for visits."
After having breakfast, Astrid took a pain pill to make the pain go away.
They sit down in the livingroom and Hiccup puts on a movie for them to watch.
He let her pick a movie to watch.
She picked Christmas With The Prince.
As they watch the movie together, Astrid smiles "I never thought you would turn out to be the perfect boy for me."
Hiccup smiles "I'm happy that you love me, Astrid as I love you. Are you ready to return to school tomorrow?"
Astrid smiles "yeah."
After the movie was over, Hiccup left to get her pain meds filled and returned half an hour later.
Astrid smiles taking her pain pill.
Hiccup sighs "I talk with the pharmacist about the pain meds and birth control pills and they said that your pain meds would wipe out your birth control pills "so no sex while taking painkillers."
Astrid ask "what if I chose sex over the painkillers?"
Hiccup smiles "if I didn't care about your pain more and getting better, I would gladly take off my clothes with yours and have endless sex with you, but I care about your pain and get you better."
Astrid blushes "and I love having sex with you."
For lunchtime, Hiccup made pizza for them to eat for lunch.
They played a couple games of chess.
Then, Hiccup taught her how to play Halo showing her what button does what and strategy to kill enemies.
Three o'clock in the afternoon.
There was knocking on the door.
Hiccup walks over to the door and looks through the port hole to see Heather, Cami, Ruffnut, Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Dagur, Mala and Thuggory.
He unlocks the door and unlocks the vault lock and opens the door and says "Heather, I thought you said you and the girls were coming by? Not bring the boys with you."
Heather sighs "Dagur brought me and Cami while the others got dropped off by their parents."
Hiccup rubs his forehead "okay, come in."
Cami sat on Thuggory's lap.
Ruffnut sat on Fishlegs's lap.
Tuffnut sat next to Fishlegs and Ruffnut.
Heather sat next to her brother, Dagur.
Mala sat on her fiancee's lap next Astrid and asks "so what happened yesterday?"
Astrid sighs "last night, my parents took me out for dinner at the Texas Grill restaurant. On our way back home, this guy driving a car coming at us cross into our lane and rammed into us."
Cami ask "how did Hiccup find out about the accident?"
Astrid sighs "after that I woke up twenty minutes later. I called nine one one, but they said that it would take time to get an ambulance to where we were. So I called Hiccup and he came and took me, my parents and the suspect to the hospital to get checked out."
Ruffnut ask "how did he find you or get to you when a snow storm started?"
Hiccup smiles "four by four Dodge Ram."
Dagur curious ask "you mean that Dodge Ram outside with chicken lights, push bars, amber lights and says fifteen hundred HEMI?"
Hiccup nods his head "yep, got that truck and added the amber lights and push bars for winter seasons."
Thuggory curious ask "has there been any more love making?"
Hiccup ask "have you had sex with Cami since November thirteen?"
Cami blushes "yes, we had sex on the twenty-first and the twenty-second, why?"
Hiccup ask "did you take birth control afterwards?"
Thuggory replies "we didn't think we would need to take birth control since we used condoms everytime."
Hiccup gaped "did you take the initiative to check if she was on her monthly before having sex with her?"
Cami ask "why would we worry about if I'm on my monthly?"
Hiccup pulls up the internet and type in periods, having sex and pregnancy and shows them.
Thuggory and Cami read the description of the results.
Hiccup smiles "I wrote down which days Astrid starts her monthly which last seven days and before a girl starts her monthly, she becomes fertile for two weeks."
Heather gaped "did you literally write down your wife's monthly schedule?!"
Hiccup nervous answers "had to, in order to keep track of which days she becomes fertile."
Cami looks at Astrid and ask "doesn't that make you uncomfortable about him doing that?"
Astrid blushes "nope, I'm kinda surprised he did that to know which days to not have sex, but after reading the research, we could practically have sex everyday but would have to use a condom everytime during fertile days and take birth control."
Thuggory ask "why should we be concerned about me having sex with Cami?"
Astrid sighs "because if you had sex with Cami on the twenty-first and the twenty-second, while using a condom both times, she would have been fertile those times and if your condom got a puncture during sex, she could be pregnant now and wouldn't know about it for two months."
Cami panics "we never thought about it while having sex."
Hiccup sighs "did you all pay attention to sex ed lesson in sixth grade?"
Ruffnut smirks "why would we pay attention to lessons about having sex?"
Hiccup sighs "I can't believe that I have to tell you all the lesson on sex and girls. Astrid, if you and the girls want to go upstairs and watch a movie or I can take all the boys upstairs to tell them the lesson."
Astrid smirks "I'm curious to learn this lesson."
Hiccup smiles "okay, a girl becomes fertile for two weeks before her period starts in the next month. The two weeks a girl is fertile would be the last fourteen days of that month."
Everyone nods their head in understanding.
Hiccup continues "if you had sex during that time, that a girl was fertile and neither of you knew about it and used a condom. She couldn't become pregnant unless the condom had a puncture."
Dagur ask "how would we know that there was a puncture in the condom after having sex?"
Hiccup sighs "that's why I have Astrid take birth control pill after we have sex, because if there was a puncture in the condom, a sperm can live up to seven days inside a girl's reproductive tract and the girl could release an egg during the time."
