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SmackDown: 26/7/2001
SmackDownw as live at the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The Hardy Boyz took on Hurricane Helms and Billy Kidman as the July 26 episode of SmackDown kicked off from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! A fast-paced, high-impact match culminated when Lita hit a hurricanrana on Kidman outside the ring, leaving Helms easy prey for a Twist of Fate and a Swanton Bomb inside the ring, as the Hardys picked up the win.
The unlikely tandem of Big Show and Billy Gunn talked backstage, and Big Show told Billy he had a great idea - to call their team the "Show-gunns!" Gunn said it was the stupidest name he ever heard of, and Show said at least it wasn't Rockabilly, Mr. Ass, or "The One" with no talent! Billy said people would stop calling Show the Giant, Big Slow, or a big pile of horses**t! Big Show promised Billy that "Show-gunns" would work out just fine. Billy said that speaking of working out, when was the last time Show went to the gym? Show answered that he had just come from the gym, and Billy told him that driving through the parking lot didn't count!
Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Paul Heyman strutted to the ring, as the sold-out crowd at the Mellon Arena booed loudly! Stephanie said that the fans were all a bunch of non-believers, who didn't think that WCW/ECW could win the Inaugural Brawl.
She said that not only did the alliance strike a near-fatal blow to the Federation, but they had also taken nearly all of the Federation's championships.
Stephanie introduced the gold-card carrying members of the alliance - WCW Tag Team Champions Sean O'Haire and Chuck Palumbo, WCW Cruiserweight Champion Billy Kidman, WWF Hardcore Champion Rob Van Dam, WWF Intercontinental Champion Lance Storm and WCW Champion and U.S. Champion Booker T. Stephanie also introduced Kanyon, who Booker presented with his U.S. Championship.
Stephanie then brought out the crown jewel of the alliance - the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Billion Dollar Princess said that WCW/ECW was the home of the gold. But before the festivities could continue, out came Pittsburgh's own Kurt Angle!
The Olympic hero received a huge ovation from his hometown crowd as he came out to the stage! Angle said that WCW/ECW could stand there with all the gold they wanted, but none of them would ever be an Olympic gold medalist! He said that Stephanie could talk all she wanted about WCW/ECW being the "home of the gold," but he had the gold medals, and Pittsburgh was his home! And he said nothing would please him more than to face Stone Cold Steve Austin right in Pittsburgh, and to bring the Federation Title back where it belonged!
Stone Cold grabbed a microphone and told Angle he was selfish to want Austin's gold, when he had gold of his own.
But Austin admitted that he too was selfish. He said that he would be happy to whip Angle's ass, but not on SmackDown. Austin said he was an American, and was all about opportunity, and said that tonight, Angle would get an opportunity at Booker T's WCW Title! Booker T was shocked by Austin's statement!
Angle said he had no problem with that. Austin said that Angle claimed he could beat that "sucka" any time, anywhere, and Angle said yes, he could beat that "sucka" any time, anywhere. Booker said that he would indeed give Angle a title shot on SmackDown!, and said that Angle's ass belonged to him. Angle said his ass belonged to no one, and that after he won the WCW Title on SmackDown, Stone Cold was next!
Stone Cold retorted by telling him to egt in line since the Bladewolf was coming back and would no doubt want a shot at him and the title.
In the commissioner's office, William Regal told Tajiri how proud he was to have Kurt Angle represent the Federation. Kanyon entered his office, and asked for a match with Chris Jericho. Regal asked if the U.S. Title would be on the line, and Kanyon said no way. Regal said that before he gave Kanyon his match, he was giving a little test - Kanyon had to say, "She sells seashells by the seashore" seven times! Kanyon couldn't do it! Regal said that since he couldn't perform the task, he would instead grant Kanyon a tag match, pitting Jericho and Tajiri against Kanyon and a partner of Kanyon's choice. Kanyon chose Rob Van Dam! Kanyon then left - and Tajiri said the phrase with ease!
In tag action, the Dudley Boyz took on the "Show-gunns" - Billy Gunn and the Big Show. The Dudleys picked up the win after a 3-D on Billy, and after the bout, Gunn and Show exchanged some words.
It was then announced that The Rock will be on RAW is WAR this coming Monday to address the world!
A video tribute aired to The Rock, and as the alliance watched backstage, Booker T talked smack about the People's Champion, saying to hell with him! Austin told Booker not to worry about The Rock, but instead to focus on the challenge of Kurt Angle. Austin also said that The Rock just might find a home with the alliance.
In an emotional and personal war, Diamond Dallas Page took on Kane. A high-impact bout ended in a disqualification, as WCW referee Nick Patrick DQed the Big Red Machine for nailing DDP with a chair, even though it was Page who brought the chair into the ring! After the bout, DDP hit Kane with the chair, and then ran away from the Big Red Machine. That left Kane alone with Patrick, and poor Nick was the unfortunate recipient of a devastating chokeslam!
Perry Saturn was talking to his mop backstage when he was approached by Lance Storm, who told Perry that he was embarrassed to be making his first Intercontinental Championship defense against a man with a mop. He said that title defenses were serious business, and he didn't want Saturn to make a "moppery" of his championship. Saturn told him that "Underoos are fun to wear," and "you're welcome!"
Elsewhere backstage, Edge & Christian were talking about how Kurt Angle was going to totally beat Booker "Don't Call Me Mr." T later in the night. They went looking for Kurt, but instead found Tazz. Tazz told E&C to say something funny, and they proceeded to make fun of Tazz's catch phrases! As they left, Tazz gave them a dirty look.
In another tag-team megamatch, Chris Jericho and Tajiri took on Rob Van Dam and Kanyon. Ultimately, Kanyon used the U.S. Title to knock Tajiri out cold as Tajiri had RVD locked in the Tarantula. Moments later, RVD hit the Five-Star Frog Splash and scored the pin.
Perry Saturn was looking for his mop backstage, when Terri approached him, carrying his mop. Terri told him how ridiculous it was for him to carry a mop, and it was time for him to make a decision - her or the mop. Perry grabbed the mop and told her she was welcome!
Lance Storm - who won the Intercontinental Championship on RAW - defended his newly won title against Perry Saturn, accompanied by Moppy. An aggravated Storm soon grabbed the mop and tried to destroy it, and an irate Saturn grabbed the mop and nailed Storm with it, ending the bout in a disqualification. After the bout, Saturn dove through the ropes onto Storm.
Shane, Stephanie and Paul talked backstage, and Shane held up a videotape, which he said would show The Rock just what kind of man Vince McMahon was.
The Boy Wonder then made his way to the ring, and said he had a message for the hottest free agent in sports-entertainment history - The Rock. Shane said it was his responsibility to show Rock some memories he had in the World Wrestling Federation. He then showed footage of Vince McMahon turning on The Rock at WrestleMania 2000 and of Vince attacking Rock on numerous other occasions. Shane said that the choice was now The Rock's, and we would all find out this Monday night. He said Rock could accept Vince's invitation to go back to the Federation, or he could take Vince's invitation, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up Vince's candy ass!
"And this message goes out to Bladewolf. Now, Bladewolf, I know you're home watching Smackdown and I know my dad is calling you asking for you to come back and help WWF in their time of great need. Before you make your return, I just wanna remind you of your history with Vince in the WWF. Roll the footage."
The titantron shows footage of the RAW after Unforgiven 1998 when Vince McMahon refused to allow Bladewolf his rematch against Austin for the WWF Championship and denying it for the rest of the year. It then showed when Vince gave him and the Undertaker the double bird in late 1998.
Once it finished, Shane continued. "Now Bladewolf, you have a choice to make. You can come back to WWF and get screwed time and time again by Vince as he's done before. Or you can come join the Alliance who will treat you far better than Vince has ever done and give you the respect and appreciation you deserve that he never gave you. You're a smart man, Bladewolf, I know you'll make the right choice."
Shane's theme plays and he leaves the ring.
"WHat do you think?" JR asked Cole.
"I think Bladewolf will make the right choice and stay with the WWF." Cole said.
"I agree with you there. Despite Bladewolf's history with Vince, I'm sure the thought of beating up Stone Cold and taking the WWF Championship back will be his conditions in coming back to the WWF and joining them. He won't get that chance with the Alliance." JR said.
Again, another chapter without the Bladewolf but he is mentioned and spoken about so I had to add it. But make no mistake, he will appear next chapter.
