Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island: the final six campers were forced to work as teams in a three part challenge. Duke and Veronica seemed pretty glad to be teamed up, but Desiree and Percival were miserable while Francis was tormented by Annalise. Duke ate the competition into the dirt in the eat off, giving him and Veronica nice point lead early on. Next up was the search for Josef's tree engraving in the woods. While it seemed like a lost cause at first, Desiree and Percival accidentally stumbled into the tree on their way to give up. Finally, they had to stack some head, to be specific, the losers' heads! Francis was on the right track, but Annalise berating Leslie caused him to flip his lid and destroy their totem pole. Duke and Veronica swooped in for the win and the immunity. Later on, Francis was surprisingly voted off after Annalise revealed that she had been using him the entire time. Pretty harsh if you ask me. Now, on this unfamiliar island behind me, we're gonna do some catching up. That's right, this one's all about the losers! Find out what they've been up to since their elimination right here on Total. Drama. ISLAND!
The camera opens up on a luxurious looking island with Chris standing at the dock. It cuts to the final six campers being handcuffed together for the triathlon. Duke and Veronica are seen getting along while Desiree complains about being on Percival's team. Annalise is then seen creepily cuddling up to Francis, who tries to ignore her. Duke is then seen belching greatly as he finished the eat-off and dancing in victory. The campers are then shown searching for the tree in the woods before Percival and Desiree find it. Then, the wooden heads are seen on the tables, with the campers trying to stack them. Francis is seen almost finished with their totem pole while Annalise is making fun of the Leslie head. He's then shown destroying his work before Veronica and Duke are seen with the complete totem pole. Francis is then seen being eliminated and backstabbed by Annalise in front of everybody. The camera cuts back to Chris, who finishes his intro. The opening then plays before the camera opens back up, showing Peggy and Lukas sitting at a juice bar in the middle of a pool while Claudia swims peacefully before Bobby leaps up from underneath the water and splashes the three of them.
Claudia: Oh, come on, Bobby!
Peggy: Yeah, you're gonna ruin our smoothies.
Bobby: Sorry, I thought it would be kinda funny.
Lukas nods at him and he nods back before sinking back into the water. In a hot tub next to that pool, Evander is seen sitting with Francis and Leslie, who are hugging each other.
Evander: That's messed up, what that chick did to you.
Francis: Not as bad as what happened to us in the cooking challenge.
Evander: Yo, don't even mention that. I still got some more payback to take out on Wendell's shrimpy tookus, ya dig?
Leslie: Heck yeah! Screw that guy!
The three chuckle as Rolf is seen sitting at a table with a fancy dinner in front of him.
Rolf: This is the life. Who would've thought being eliminated first would actually get us some good food?
Josef walks up behind him and taps his shoulder, startling him.
Josef: Do not chew so fast, you'll choke and die.
Rolf: I'll choke and die if you keep scaring me like that! Take it down a notch, big guy!
Josef lightly shrugs and the camera slides to a nearby table where Elicia, Harriett, and Gene are seated.
Elicia: I still can't believe what happened to you, Harriett! What a whack way to be eliminated.
Harriett: You're telling me! I'm still angry about it! Oh, and when I get my hands on Desiree, I swear.
Gene: Hey, it's alright. I'm cool with it, it's fine.
Harriett huffs and Colleen is seen with a whistle, blowing it at Roxy, who is running around the pool.
Colleen: No running around the pool! This is common knowledge, Roxanne!
Roxy: Hey, Colleen? Why don't you make like a pinata and stuff it?
Colleen's face turns beet red as Roxy continues to run around the pool. Meanwhile, Wendell is seen hiding in the bushes, peeking around.
Wendell: Oh, I hate this place! Ever since I first got here, it's been nonstop torment from these simpletons! I'll get my payback, I swear it!
Just then, he is hit on the head with a coconut, and falls face down into the dirt. The camera pans over to show and angry Hellen with the coconuts in her hands.
Hellen: You weasel and your stupid alliance, getting me voted off like that...
She walks away and the camera cuts back to Josef, who is now sitting on the edge of the pool.
Josef: Who is my top choice of these five people? It's tough, but probably Percival. He is both cunning and strong, a respectable man. Unlike that brute, Duke. Curse that man. Not to mention Annalise, the one who got me eliminated.
As he talks about Percival, flashbacks are shown of him arriving on the island and greeting everyone. He is also shown bringing his team to victory in both the Boney Island challenge and the Extreme Sports challenge. It then jumps over to Evander, who is now lounging on a chair, tanning.
Evander: You know I gotta want my buddy boy Percy to win this thing! We've been buds since the beginning of the show, even when I was too busy being a loose noodle about the whole Leslie sitch.
While he talks, flashbacks are shown of the two hanging out together with Wendell on their trip to Boney island. The group hug when Evander was eliminated is also shown. Hellen is shown again, drinking out of one of the coconuts.
Hellen: Percival would be my top pick for sure, he's so dreamy...and...ah...
Her flashback of Percival is just him arriving to the Extreme Sports challenge, shirtless. Roxy is then seen at the juice bar with Peggy and Lukas.
Roxy: I obviously want my little "V-Dog" to win this thing. She was so scared of everything when she came to the island, I thought she'd just drop dead from all the thrills. Seeing her grow this much and make it this far in the contest just makes me so happy.
Veronica is shown on the boat with Roxy, shivering in fear as the two arrived on the island. Several other flashbacks are shown, like her not jumping off the thousand foot cliff and her riding the bull in the Extreme Sports challenge.
Peggy: Oh, yeah! Veronica was really nice, even though we didn't get to talk to each other all that much. Her facing her fear of boats was so cool! She's awesome.
Veronica is shown being friendly to other campers, like Leslie in the cooking challenge. She is then seen getting off the boat in the fear challenge all by herself. Lukas scribbles something down on his new dry erase board.
Lukas: "Veronica is a great kid! It'd be nice if someone like her won the money!"
Claudia is then shown climbing out of the pool, using the ladder.
Claudia: I put a lot of thought into and realized that I'd like Duke to win the million! He's an interesting fellow, but when it comes down to it, he can be a good guy.
Flashbacks of Duke performing weird tricks on his turnbuckle are shown, as well as him offering to eat in the eat off so Veronica won't have to. The camera pans back over to Elicia.
Elicia: Oh, I think Duke should win! I know he tried to be a bad guy for a little bit, but he honestly just ended up helping us in the cooking challenge and in the trust challenge!
Flashbacks are shown of Duke trying to mess with Peggy and Elicia in the cooking challenge, but ending up helping them instead. He's also seen guiding Peggy to safety in the trust challenge. The camera then swings back over to Rolf.
Rolf: It would be interesting if Duke won the million. He's one of the strangest people I've ever met, so what he could do with the money would be interesting.
More flashbacks of Duke being downright strange are shown, including him trying to make a fort as a deer in the paintball challenge. The camera cuts back to Colleen.
Colleen: I was voted off the island twice. Twice! Can you believe it? It's fine, some people just don't appreciate my stellar guidance.
Bobby: More like some people don't appreciate you heinous attitude, dude.
Colleen: Hush up, skunk man!
He shrugs and the camera closes in on him.
Bobby: Me? Well, when I got eliminated I was all like, whatever, man. But then I realized that I had to root for my buddies to win the big show! They all ended up here anyways...except Lyle. Haven't been able to find him.
The camera swings back over to Claudia.
Claudia: I was eliminated third, which was kind of disappointing, but you know what? I at least got to do some fun and exciting things while I was on the island. And if it's my kindness that gets me eliminated? So be it, I was doing what anyone should in that situation. It was all Wendell's fault, anyways.
Rolf is seen again, this time typing on a laptop.
Rolf: When I was first eliminated, I remember the disappointment. But then I arrived here and forgot all about the show. A million dollars? Pfft, my blogs will make twice that in due time...I think.
Roxy is seen again, still at the juice bar.
Roxy: The show was fun, I guess. Still don't think that the fear challenge was very fair...but oh well.
Elicia is shown diving into the pool, getting everybody wet.
Elicia: I loved being on the show! I made so many friends...and apparently enemies, too. But, still! I was on reality tv!
The camera goes back to Wendell, who is still sneaking about in the bushes.
Chris: Wendell, you made it pretty far in the competition. If you could say anything to one of the final contestants, what would it be?
Wendell: What would I say? Ha! I'd let Annalise know that she's nothing, but a useless, self-absorbed, beauty queen that'll peak in two years and hate the rest of her life with a burning passion while I live in luxury from conquering this world! I'd tell Desiree that her meaningless obsession with the hot new gossip is going to get her nowhere and she won't realize it until her life is almost over! I'd tell Veronica that she's going to succumb to a heart attack after some strange man that doesn't look all too familiar taps her on the shoulder in a burger joint! I'd tell Percival that his meaningless knightly code is going to be worthless when he's thirty and still lacking a job and a wife! And I'd tell Duke that the "Dukebowl" is the stupidest name I've ever heard!
The camera swings back over to Chris on the dock.
Chris: Know that you know all about what the losers have been up to, let's look a little deeper into what they think about the five contestants still in the game!
Peggy: Annalise is the nastiest girl I have ever met! I can't believe she worked with Wendell and got Lukas voted off so early!
Josef: Annalise is the reason I lost, I feel nothing but rage towards her.
Elicia: Annalise! She cheated and got me eliminated! It makes me so mad, just thinking about it.
Bobby: Annalise was nasty, dude. Made me feel like I was gross everytime she saw me.
Rolf: Annalise? You won't catch me sharing my reviews with her anytime soon.
Francis: That...her...oh, I hate her!
Leslie: Yeah! She is the worst!
Evander: You mess with my buddies, I mess with your face.
Roxy: Talk about crazy. I'm glad Veronica isn't scared of her.
Colleen: She's a piece of work, but at least she's tidy!
Claudia: Annalise is mental, I'm surprised she's still on the island.
Harriett: Annalise, Desiree. Both of them. They're just horrible!
Gene: Man, Desiree got me kicked out of the game for something I never even did! What a bummer.
Hellen: That Desiree. I can't believe she went into my journal like that!
Peggy: First time?
The camera cuts to the pool at night, with all sixteen of the campers currently on the island sitting around it. Wendell distances himself from most of the others as they look at him with evil intent.
Gene: So, who does everybody think should win? My vote's for Duke, all the way.
Harriett: Me too! He's a weird guy, but he'd probably put the money to good use.
Evander: Eh, Duke is cool and all, but you know Percival has to win! He's my man!
Roxy: Pfft, yeah right. Veronica should win, no doubt.
Claudia: I dunno, Duke's definitely the choice for me.
Colleen: Imbeciles, Annalise is the neatest. She should win.
Wendell: Never! She will lose in a horrible fashion!
Josef: Right...Percival should win the contest.
Bobby: My vote's also on Veronica, she's pretty chill, dude.
Rolf: What about Desiree?
There is total silence for a few seconds before all the campers laugh, even Wendell. Suddenly, Chris appears out of nowhere in between all of them.
Chris: Badaboom! Here I am for a shocking twist on this wacky episode! Tonight, instead of a challenge for the people still in the game, you guys, the losers, are gonna all vote together to decide which of the final five is joining you guys! Rolf, you were eliminated first, so why don't you vote first?
Rolf: Hm...well, Annalise seems like the one who really doesn't deserve to win.
Josef: I agree, Annalise should be eliminated! She should've been long ago!
Claudia: Yeah, Annalise for sure. She's such a cold-hearted jerk!
Colleen: Whatever, I think Percival should be here instead of me.
Chris: Interesting, three votes for Annalise and one for Percival. Keep talking, guys.
Lukas: "Annalise."
Roxy: Annalise, no doubt. What a dreadful girl.
Chris: And that makes five votes for Annalise!
Bobby: Oh yeah, get her out of there. She's the worst.
Evander: Yeah, Annalise is one nasty capicola.
Chris: Seven votes Annalise! Man, this is really one sided!
Elicia: Yeah, get rid of Annalise!
Peggy: Annalise gets a big thumbs down from me.
Chris: Nine votes!
The camera cuts back to Camp Wawanakwa, where Chef is dragging Annalise to the boat of losers while the other four watch in excitement for most, but sadness for Desiree.
Annalise: Let me go! This isn't fair! You didn't even tell me why you're eliminating me! Whatever, screw this! I don't need this!
He tosses her onto the boat and it sets off into the distance before the camera cuts back to Chris, who is on a jetski at the dock.
Chris: Well, that's it for Playa Des Losers! We're down to our final four contestants! Isn't this just so exciting? Well, we'll see you next time on Total. Drama. ISLAND!
He skis off towards Camp Wawanakwa just as Annalise arrives and the screen fades to black.
