(A/N: In that last chapter, Snaptrap used the gun on Kitty, and it worked. But will it last? Let's get the chapter going and find out!)
Meanwhile, at the restaurant, Kitty and Snaptrap were led to a table, and they were busy looking over their menus, all the while sneaking little glances at each other. A few minutes passed before a waiter came walking up to their table.
"Well, look who's here! It's Snaptrap!" the waiter said.
Snaptrap looked to see the waiter, who looked oddly familiar to him.
"Do I know you?" Snaptrap asked.
"It's me, Jerkbait!" the waiter said.
Sure enough, it really was Jerkbait.
"How did you get a job here?" Snaptrap asked, surprised that Jerkbait was working in a fancy restaurant.
"Simple. It's Valentine's Day, they needed help, and since I don't have a Valentine, I asked for a job here, and they hired me. But now I wanna know, how did you get Kitty Katswell to go out with you?! I've been trying to get her to come back to me, but so far, nothing I try has worked." Jerkbait said.
Snaptrap felt so good about having a girl as beautiful as Kitty, he felt like bragging. So he said, "I used this!" And he pulled out the Lovey-Dovey-Kissy-Smoochy Gun.
"What is that thing?" Jerkbait asked, knowing he'd never seen anything like that before.
"It's called the Lovey-Dovey-Kissy-Smoochy Gun! Birdbrain invented it to make people fall in love with him." Snaptrap explained.
"If it makes people fall in love with Birdbrain, how come Kitty fell in love with you?" Jerkbait asked.
"Maybe he changed the love potion in it so that the one who fired it is who their victim falls in love with? I dunno. The important thing is: Kitty Katswell is my girlfriend now!" Snaptrap cheered.
"Not for long!" Jerkbait said, snatching the weapon from Snaptrap.
"Hey, give me that back!" Snaptrap said, grabbing the gun.
"Not until Kitty falls in love with me!" Jerkbait said, not letting go of the weapon.
"Get your own girlfriend!" Snaptrap said.
"I want Kitty!" Jerkbait said.
"You can't have her!" Snaptrap argued.
The two started having a tug-of-war that quickly turned into a slap-fight that caused the Lovey-Dovey-Kissy-Smoochy Gun to go flying through the air!
"Get it! Get it!" Snaptrap and Jerkbait were yelling, running after the weapon and trying to catch it. Neither knew what would happen if it fell and broke, and they weren't exactly willing to find out if it was something bad.
Somebody caught it, but it was someone the villains didn't want to see.
"Looking for this?" Dudley asked, holding the weapon.
"Give it to me!" Snaptrap and Jerkbait yelled, before realizing the both of them said the same thing and started getting into a 'No, ME!' argument. It didn't work, 'cause they were saying it at the same time, and so they forgot that Dudley was even there.
"What are you gonna do with that gun, Dudley?" Katrina asked as she removed the piece that held the love potion and handed it to Bruce, who took it to the men's room, where he would flush the stuff down the toilet.
"You'll see." Dudley said, before pointing behind the villains and saying, "Oh my gosh! Is that Princess Leia?!"
"What?! Where?!" both villains asked, turning in the direction Dudley was pointing.
(A/N: Oops! Snaptrap was interested when Dudley 'saw' Princess Leia. Looks like he doesn't love Kitty as much as he said he did.)
Dudley quickly threw the gun on the ground and stepped on it, breaking it so neither villain could use it on Kitty.
Unfortunately, the villains heard the sound of something breaking, and they spun around to see that the weapon was broken.
"What the heck?! What did you do?!" they shouted.
"Prevented you from trying to do anything to steal my girlfriend after I get her back!" Dudley said.
"You'll have to go through us first!" Snaptrap and Jerkbait said.
At that moment, Bruce returned, and he and Katrina grabbed the villains and slammed them down on the floor.
"Go get her, Dudley!" Katrina and Bruce said to Dudley as they sat on the villains to make sure they wouldn't stop Dudley from doing what he needed to do.
"Snaptrap, are you okay?" Kitty asked, finally arriving on the scene.
"Don't worry about him!" Dudley said as he rushed over to Kitty, pulled her into his arms, and gave her a big kiss on the lips.
That's when Kitty snapped out of it. She hadn't realized she'd been under a spell by love potion from a gun Snaptrap stole from Birdbrain, nor that she'd been in love with Snaptrap for a good while. All she knew was that right now, Dudley was kissing her, and it felt good. And it felt so good that Kitty started to return the kiss, wrapping her arms around Dudley's neck as she did so.
"Hey, what's she doing?! She's supposed to be in love with me, not him!" Snaptrap exclaimed, shocked that Kitty was returning Dudley's kiss.
"Simple. They fell in love naturally. You just used a love potion, and that's cheating." Bruce replied.
"So if I used that gun, it wouldn't make Kitty love me forever?" Jerkbait asked.
"If you had done it, I think her hatred of you would override the potion's effect. Meaning it wouldn't work, period." Katrina said. (A/N: Yes, as much as Kitty hates Snaptrap, she hates Jerkbait even more.)
"Dang it." Jerkbait said.
By this time, Dudley and Kitty finally broke apart.
"What happened?" Kitty asked.
"Do you love me, Kitty?" Dudley asked, looking directly into Kitty's eyes.
"Of course I do, and you know I do. I wouldn't have returned your kiss if I didn't." Kitty replied, meaning every word.
"You probably won't believe me, but you were under the effects of love potion before I kissed you." Dudley said.
"Love potion? Who gave it to me?" Kitty asked, knowing she wasn't going to like the answer.
"Remember that gun Birdbrain shot me with?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah. Boy, were you acting crazy." Kitty said, but then she realized what he said, and she asked, "He didn't use it on me, did he?"
"No. It's worse than that. Snaptrap must've stolen Birdbrain's gun and used it on you. You fell in love with Snaptrap!" Dudley said.
"He did WHAT?! Where is he?!" Kitty asked, really angry.
"He's right over there." Dudley said, pointing to where Katrina and Bruce were sitting on him and Jerkbait.
"Okay, that's it! This time, I'm gonna make sure he gets the message loud and clear!" Kitty said as she stomped over to the villain, who couldn't get out from under Bruce and Katrina.
"You are in so much trouble." Jerkbait said to Snaptrap.
"What's he doing here?" Kitty said, having heard Jerkbait's voice, which helped her to notice him.
"Wishing I could've had you as my own." Jerkbait said.
"Not gonna happen. Not now, not ever." Kitty replied, before turning her attention to Snaptrap, and boy, did she look angry.
"Hello, Kitty. You know, you look really cute when you're mad..." Snaptrap started.
"He's right. In fact, you're probably the cutest..." Jerkbait interrupted.
"ZIP IT!" Kitty shouted.
Snaptrap shut up, too stunned to say anything more. Jerkbait shut up, too, not sure if she was directing her anger at him, or Snaptrap, or both of them.
"You'd better let go of this crazy notion that I have feelings for you, 'cause I never have, and I never will! If you don't give up right now, I will make sure you leave me alone permanently, meaning you won't be around to bother me anymore! And that's not a threat, it's a promise!" Kitty said, glaring daggers at Snaptrap.
"Boy, am I glad I'm not Snaptrap! Your sister looks about ready to kill him!" Bruce said to Katrina in a loud whisper.
"And she's well within her rights, Brucie. Not only did he use that gun on her to make her fall in love with him, who knows what else he would've done to her while she was under the potion's effects." Katrina replied.
"Good point, Katrina baby." Bruce said.
Snaptrap was really nervous. Any feelings he might have had for Kitty turned into fear. Fear she would follow through with her promise and destroy him.
"Have I made myself clear?!" Kitty asked, seeing how fearful Snaptrap was.
"Crystal!" Snaptrap cried, worried that Kitty would yell at him to answer her if he hadn't.
"Good! Now leave me alone!" Kitty said.
"Yes! There's still hope for me!" Jerkbait cheered, happy because Kitty gave Snaptrap a verbal lashing and not him.
"I already told you it's not gonna happen, so do like that Magic 8-Ball told Woody and don't count on it!" Kitty reminded him.
"Dang it." Jerkbait groaned.
Now that Dudley and Kitty were in a relationship once again, they cuffed Snaptrap and Jerkbait (who got fired), and Bruce and Katrina took them to prison, but not before Bruce handed Dudley the piece that once held the love potion.
So SnaptrapXKitty didn't happen, Jerkbait couldn't win Kitty (and got fired), and Dudley got his girlfriend back! But the story isn't over yet! Stay tuned for a little more!
