New Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 3: Monaco Meltdown!
Part 5: Millions of Steps!

I may have been gone for a long while, tried to rethink this specific story and grinded my teeth on these challenges, but I am back in some weird condition!

It's literally 1am as I finish writing this thing!

There's a fifth part and this time, it's ready to get the jump on every contestant in the game, who somehow haven't wrecked any of it in the process!

This time, the fourth and fifth flight actually is in the groove, as the many teams that are already doing their second challenge were trying to get back into their grooves!

However, there's still many teams that want to do their best

...If they did, this show wouldn't be in Monaco, but it is!

Also, I don't own any of the characters that are in this story, as they're all owned by their respective owners, including Disney, Nickelodeon, Time Warner, Nintendo, Sega, Capcom and many other companies and creators that have had their hands in creating these characters!


Three flights dropped their teams inside Monaco, as there was roughly 40 or so teams that were trying to do their best to make sure that they weren't going down from their flight.

36 teams were done, but several more were about to be done on their second challenge, as they were rocking it like nobody else would have done, even if it was a hard decision.

"Welcome back to the Ridonculous Race, we're in Monaco and most of the teams have hard decisions to make!"

Chris from the surviving siblings, Hank from the Texans, Franziska from the prosecutors, Shingo from the Japanese guys, Fox from the space pilots and Digby from the assistants were all ready to choose their second challenge.

Some found it harder than others.

"Let me be sure. Is there anything else?" Hank asked, trying to choose a challenge.

"No. Why are you so bent up about it?" Shingo asked, trying to be serious.

"I have better things to do than these challenges." Hank said seriously. "Where's the grilling challenge?"

"Probably must be here somewhere in the same place that allows you to be such a fool about choosing a challenge on reality TV." Frazniska answered, seriously bothered by the air of insecurity.

"Dad, can't you just draw?" Bobby asked, not willing to wait.

"...It's not like anything's better on this list." Hank just resigned his fate.

"I mean, there's a acting. I'd be a damn-" Chris was going to say something

Half of the teams were choosing to do their drawings and the space pilots, Japanese guys and surviving siblings were ready to hop onto the karts as they hadn't done it yet, since they were on the driving life.

"Man, imagine being that insecure. I'm glad that I'm secure." Fox just put the tip in his pocket. "I've got a lot of experience."

"Hah, you're looking at a fighter and a kart guy!" Shingo boasted, ready to just unwrap his headband.

"Don't worry about it." Fox remarked pretty damn smugly, as the space pilot felt focused. "I've got a good drive."

"I also drive sometimes...not in karts, but I do drive." Claire attempted to keep some banter going on. "Good luck with that!"

Fox and Shingo were just running into the challenge, leaving Claire and Chris to look at another good one.

*The Surviving Siblings' confessional*

Claire was feeling disappointed and Chris was feeling something odd..

"Eh, come on, that wasn't the best." Claire admitted. "Those karts."

"Yeah, but I don't think these karts are going to be top of the line or anything!" Chris was feeling very confident. "The next challenge is definitely not slippery, certainly less slippery than Wesker."

"Yeah. Do you think he's watching this?" Claire asked, not being super serious.

*Confessional cut*

However, there was about to be a whole lot of riding on the slipperiest karts in Monaco, which wouldn't be that hard of an achievement in the rich man's paradise.

The line wasn't very long, too, so there was more opportunities to bring the medium-speed karting to some teams that definitely wanted to drive...as there was about to drive through a smoothly curved tunnel with a slippery kart.

"I'm about to get everyone driving." Shingo boasted. "I'm an go-kart expert."

"OH MY GOSH, A GO-KART EXPERT! THIS IS THE SLIPPERY KART OF ALL KARTS!" Papyrus shouted, as Shingo was plain initimidated by the thin skeleton. "SANS?!"

"man, you're on a bone rattler." Sans gave his compliments to Papyrus, who just made an exasperated noise and Shingo just chuckled.

Unfortunately, the race had already started and those two were definitely playing some serious catch-up to Fox, Roxas, Sami from the military strategists and Bob from the dedicated duo.

"Damn, we're far." Shingo remarked.

"IT'S NOT FAR ENOUGH!" Papyrus yelled, more than willing to drive as hard as he could. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS DRIVING KARTS!"

They were pretty far behind, but they were driving like they were having a fun time, while the rest were...

"Eat my drift or something!" Roxas nervously shouted.

"Every damn turn feels like a drift, though." Bob the "big-boned" guy was, like a lot of people, getting used to the kart's ridiculous swing.

"I don't care!" Roxas was super motivated.

"Cool." Sami passed the both of them, leaving Bob and Roxas to be confused.

*Hayner's confessional*

The spiky-haired teenager had some choice words for the stuff that was told.

"Man, that must have been insane. Imagine driving your heart off, trying to drive thing and then someone just passes you!" Hayner exclaimed. "Must be awesome for that guy!"

*Confessional cut*

Bob, Sami and Roxas passed for their teams that were on the third flight...and in with a chance to get onto the second flight...Fox still outshined all of them.

"Falco, let's go to the Chill Zone!" Fox shouted over transmitter.

"Okay, Fox, we've got no time to lose!" Falco exclaimed.

The space pilots were seen by the rest of the teams, including the one with the self-proclaimed "kart expert" and the one with the skeleton...who were close to not making it.

"AARGH, THE SPAGHETTI'S CLOSE!" Papyrus accidentally put it to the floor. "THE GREAT PAPYRUS WINS THIS CHALLENGE!"

"cool, bro, it's 1:29. those other challenges sound cool." Sans said, not ready to get ouf the competition yet. "is that guy alright?"

"SHINGO'S TRYING HIS BEST!" Papyrus could see that the hyperactive fighter was definitely trying, but it wasn't really good enough. "ARE YOU A KART EXPERT!"

"Yeah, it's just this is super slippery and not like any kart that I've seen!" Shingo complained, jumping out of the kart angrily.

"COME ON, SANS!" Papyrus was more than happy to accept that.

Shingo was definitely in a funk, though it was short-lived as Benimaru just shouted in his own ear.

"Shingo, I thought you were the kart expert!" Benimaru kinda mocked him lightly, trying to motivate the guy.

"Shut up, Benimaru, this kart is weird. I'm going to do it second try!" Shingo told Benimaru, keeping things simple for his friend.

"Okay, do your best!" The blonde model still had faith in the high school fighting guy.

*The Skeleton Brothers' confessional*

After the karts, the attempts were only getting better and the confessional

*Confessional cut*

"As more teams finally succeed in their challenge..."

Kanji and Batsu finally got their chance to pass the challenge, as these two were ready to move things on forward.

Mordecai finally got the smell right, as he was lighting up with the tip and Rigby just scoffed at him.

"Finally, dude, let's go!" Rigby shouted.

"Yeah, it's Chill Zone time!" Mordecai exclaimed, ready to move his feet.

"...the Chill Zone gets two new finishes!"

Both teams were running towards the Zone.

"Fox & Falco, you're in 37th! Mordecai & Rigby, you're in 38th!"

These two were confident in completely different ways, as the grounds keeping bird and raccoon just shouted "OH!" for a while.

"Nice one there, Fox." Falco made a joke.

"Same to you, Falco. That was...some acting there." Fox threw a remark in the same fashion.

The groundskeepers were obviously a little more audible, but the space pilots did wait until the oh shouts were over.


"And the race can only get better from here..."

Franziska, Little My, Sylvia and Hank...for their parts were definitely trying a new challenge and so did K. Rool, who wasn't scared of anything that had to do with acting.

The real problem was arriving in Monaco, as there was already enough teams that were doing their own business in there and 25 more from the fourth flight would just throw the balance off.

Even further than it already had.

People were still doing their business, but it was a lot more crazy than anyone really expected for anything, let alone a random reality show from Canada (and America contributed)

The prosecutors, the half-siblings, dating heroes and Texans were doing the drawing, as there was space blown wide open in there and the cocky kings were being cocky in the theater.

Speaking of art, flowers were all of the rage with people that didn't want to do that much stuff or were willing to compromise their masculinity a bit.

"What kind of challenge is this? It's not much a challenge to draw something." Hank said with confidence.

"Go on, dad!" Bobby also had confidence in his dad.

"I guess that the life that I chose, but I ain't quitting here." Hank had some time to think about something.

"Yeah, dad!" Bobby shouted, willing to cheer his dad.

"Quit fooling around, son." Hank was a little more embarrassed than usual.

The others were not that, willing to do his own stuff.

"I'm gonna make a picture that no-one wants to look at!" Little My shouted. "It's going to be something a little bit scary!"

"Good luck with that. It's flowers." Franziska said, more than willing to draw some pictures for charity. "I'm going to draw my best."

"Yeah, don't believe in me! You know that I'm going to be right!" Little My told the prosecutor lady with a lot of anger that didn't need to be there.

"Fine, fool." Franziska genuinely didn't care about the end result. "How do you make flowers scary in a simple drawng?"

Edgeworth didn't say anything, knowing that there was definitely famous paintings out there that were both abstract and scary, but they were not drawings.

"That's what I thought."

Other teams were doing the bromance thing with their drawings, as per some teams that had actually done the challenge.

Like Hinata and Chie, who were motivated to draw harder than usual for their teams and Spencer finally completed the challenge.

"Woo! I think I took a bit too long!" Spencer remarked.

"You think? Good drawing, though." Carly replied, not too angry at the drawing.

"I'm happy that you said that." Spencer actually got the tip in his own hand. "Let's kart!"

"Doesn't matter if I can't drive, because I'm doing it anyways." Carly was taking the tip like it wasn't a big problem. "You two do stuff."

"I'm doing them hard anyways! This time, I've got a pencil!" Chie yelled, as Carly was taken aback for the moment.

Carly and Spencer didn't really care that much, as they just kinda wanted to get to kart in the legendary Monaco tunnel...and get to the Chill Zone.

*The Tough Students' confessional*

These two were more than willing to push their anger to do challenges that being angry would not help.

"Man, we're serious about this race! And when we're serious about something, the kicks come out!" Chie yelled. "I'm about to kick the art into the ground."

"That's very dumb, but that canvas is going to get the best of it." Kanji stated, as he was sitting down on the chair with some serious attitude. "You can handle it."

"Of course, I can handle it! I've got the moves and we're friends!" Chie shouted like she was about to prove something.

*Confessional cut*

Chie was just drawing things with determination and grit, aggressively making the sketch pad her own friend...as people were looking at her, as Little My still drew and looked at Chie's aggressively drawing.

Hinata was taking a bit of a break from trying to draw, as Chie doing the thing was more noticeable than her own okay drawing.

"...I don't know what I expected." Hank didn't care much.

"Not this, I'm guessing." Franziska said, as she wanted to make her drawing the best that it could be without wasting too much time. "So, what are you doing?"

"The damn challenge." Hank was a little bit exasperated at the circumstances that he was stuck in.

"Okay, just wanted to ask." Franziska said, coming off with a lot of passive-aggressive energy when she went back to drawing.

A lot of action was happen during the times that were being drawn, like Little My just adding sharper angles to the flowers out of sheer spite, Dedede completing the challenge and Chie putting some energy into her drawing.

Chie's looked messy, though, Dedede showed off his masterpiece and Little My somehow managed to nail her goal of making them look scary with the dark colours and it being super angular...as the flower lady was rejecting only one of them and it was the shortest.

"Alright, Kanji-chan, let's go to the Chill Zone!" Chie shouted. "I bet there's meat stuff there."

"Yeah, there's no meat! But we're not losing this one!" Kanji said, confident in his own words. "We haven't got enough money."

"No, we don't. Still hungry for some French meat." Chie meant it innocently, running out of there.

"I've got something." Kanji said, though it was pretty hard to hear him at this point.

Dedede just ran after them, as K. Rool tried to catch up with him in a panic, as there was a new one open.

"You don't like my art! I don't like your face." Little My shouted, as her half-brother was standing with a confused expression on his face. "I'm going to do things to your face."

"Yeah, sure, you're definitely going to do that." Snufkin had enough reason to know that his half-sister wasn't doing much.

"Just watch me! I'm gonna make her regret it!" Little My yelled at the French flower lady.

"Do the art thing and maybe, she'll regret it." Snufkin said, more willing to actually do the challenge.


"There's a whole bunch of new actors in the theatre, including some guys that may have drawn things..."

Pit, K. Rool and Tizoc were only some of the acts on, as there was a whole lot of new third flight teams that were hanging in the theatre despite the fact that only one of them couldn't read.

Dark Pit, though, wasn't illitreate, so he had a slightly better chance to not completely botching this.

"I don't know why this challenge suits this bird, but Tizoc doesn't back down from any challenge!" Tizoc proclaimed, still in-character about the act.

"Huh, that's definitely not going to backfire." Dark Pit smugly commented.

"Little angel, why do you have no faith?" The bird man replied to Dark Pit, who just scoffed at him.

"Because you've got a good gimmick." Dark Pit pointed him out, as Pit had nothing to say in shock.

"Man, I'm about to get the first time tip!" K. Rool was just slapping his own belly to show his dominance. "Yeah, Dedede, I'm about to get this done quick!"

"Yeah, I better be good." Dedede made a snarky comment, though not out of spite. "I know you're good!"

Though three different teams were in the act, there was a whole set of people that were trying their best to complete the acting challenge...such as Edgeworth, who was still there acting at his new personal best.

It was weirdly dramatic to say the least, complete with some unnecessary pauses and him flubbing a line in a very dramatic manner...which the people coming got to hear.

"OH NO, that is pretty wild." Dedede was pretty quiet, even if he pointed towards the wrong guy. "Yeah, the struggle of an actor."

"I'm not much of an actor, but I have something." Max was just cracking his knuckles. "These hands."

"Wow, I can't wait." Dedede held back his snickers, not really smiling sincerely.

"You're just a penguin, my guy." Max commented with a honest look. "Hope your partner acts good!"

"Yeah, I'm gonna act...good!" K. Rool yelled at Max, who was just doing his best.

The non-actors were in the crowd watching Sly do his thing really well, as Carmelita rolling her eyes at her teammate for doing the act really well...as someone creeped in.

"Hey, uh, what's with you? Your teammate's succeeding." Roxas asked, just asking a personal question.

"He just so happens to be the person that I'm stuck with. He's also a slight egomaniac." Carmelita complained to some random kid, who was trying to understand this.

"Okay, just let him do his thing." Roxas just shrugged, as Sly was still acing the truncated speech. "Look, he's sure to have a tip."

"That's fine. Just I'm sure that he has an ulterior motive." Carmelita had to say it, even if Roxas just scooted away.

The cop and robber were out of there, as Sly sneakily got the tip even with the pass and the next team took an opportunity and went for it.

"OKAY, SHAKESPEARE, CHECK THIS OUT!" K. Rool did it for the small crowd of teams that were there. "I'm gonna show them what's good!"

"...dude, he's winning this one, no bones about it." Sans commented from the crowd, as though he was there the whole time.

"Wow." Dedede was practically caught off-guard.

K. Rool knew that it was not easy and yet he was hitting like it was not a problem, putting all of the effort into the lines without that much care to wherever it worked or not.

He had a lot of pent-up anger if people wanted to know, which they didn't really and...soon enough, he managed to get a tip...and also-

"What? He got the skip thing?! The Great Papyrus wants that skip thing!" Papyrus didn't know what the crocodile got, but he wanted it. "Sans, please be good."

"yeah, i got this, bro." Sans stated, also without that much care.

*The Cocky Kings' confessional*

King Dedede was mad for some reason and King K. Rool couldn't care less.

"Hey, we won this easy!" K. Rool exclaimed. "You don't need to be fast, because I've got mass!"

"What, you're a poet now or something?" Dedede asked, not taking things super seriously. "Okay, you won, you won."

"Nah, we won. We're the kings of winning things that no-one cares about." King K. Rool was willing to sprout some controversy for fun. "Except us, because we showed them."

"Great!" King Dedede said, still very ambivalent about his feelings on his partner. "Now, we're winning things that people care about!"

*Confessional cut*

"Some teams are getting a little bit tired of not actually finishing the challenges!"

In the kart section, Benimaru was cheering Shingo for his second attempt and Carly was driving calmly, letting her shoulder-length black hair flow in the wind.

"Why does this kart control weird?" Shingo wasn't struggling as much.

"Because it doesn't...it's like a bumper car on wheels." Carly just said, not even checking the road ahead.

"It's dangerous to talk and drive." Shingo commented with a goofy smile.

"Alright." Carly commented, before driving ahead. "Hope he passes!"

Both teams passed along with two others who might have crashed into each other, as the long-distance siblings and the Japanese guys were able to move onto the second challenge.

Ribbon Girl and Vega didn't like each others energy and they were the two other drivers to pass for their team.

"It's comeback season!" Balrog shouted.

"First try, good try!" Spring Man raised a high-five that Balrog didn't care for. "Alright-"

The other two team members of the stretchy fighters and the rough fighter looked tired of each other and both teams slowly backed away from each other.

In another area...

The art was happening pretty quickly, as some teams didn't have the time or the manliness to do it well and Hinata was trying to help herself to some random art advice.

Batsu was impatient, though.

"Listen, we both don't know how to art and we're in round 3 out of...30, so it's no big problem." Hinata told him, as the manly teen wasn't accepting it.

"Hinata, we have this." Batsu didn't care about the other team. "We can fight good, so we can paint good."

"You sure about that? Because it's kinda wrong." Hinata said, finishing up her drawing.

Batsu saw the thing and didn't really think much of it, as it was for the flower lady...who accepted it.

"Okay, it's good." Batsu said with confidence. "Hinata, let's go!"

"Tough students, you're 39th!"

Kanji and Chie were definitely showing their strengths in complete different ways, Kanji flexing his arms for the camera and Chie doing a famous karate pose with her tense hands.

"Cocky kings, you're 40th!"

The crocodile and the penguin were having a fun time, if them both doing the peace sign with the world's most smug faces was any indication.

"High school fighters, you're in 41st!"

Batsu's spiky hair and Hinata's...definitely anime-like cut shined through, despite their very friendly pose.

"Japanese guys, you're in 42nd!"

Shingo was complaining about Benimaru basically being picture-perfect in the picture...that was taken of him and Benimaru.

"Long-distance siblings, you're in 43rd!"

These two were not that confused at what they were doing, as they were just hanging together and attempting to do a quick peace sign.


"Sure there's 43 teams done with their stuff, but there's still 25 more that are ready and waiting for..."

The fourth flight finally arrived, the teams were plentiful and the choices were only considered stellar...as the sun wasn't getting any colder, yet people were acting as if it was cold.

Rick and Morty were definitely not one of the teams that felt cold in the still very heated race with the still ridiculously hot temperature.

"Oh, yeah, it's my turn to do this shit, Morty." Rick said without any care in the world.

"Yeah, uh-uh, it is!" Morty had some confidence in his uncle.

"Shut up, Morty. I still have to choose one of these-" Rick had a loud burp. "-challenges."

"And then I have to do the next one." Morty said, as though it wasn't obvious.

"Cool, glad we're learning 'bout the obvious." Beat skated in like he wasn't reading from the tip and seeing the challenges that were on display. "Aw, yeah, we've got this one in the bag."

*Rhyth's confessional*

The blue-haired skater with a bob cut was having that odd feeling in her heart.

"You know, sometimes, you get the bad end of the stick, but we got on the other end of the stick. Hopefully, that doesn't change until super late!"

*Confessional cut*

Meanwhile, as that was happening, teams were finally getting themselves cleared out of their own selected second challenges...as some others were hitting the ground running.

Literally, as several new and awesome teams had to deal with Johnny Bravo and Jack, who was aggressively retrying their times.

"Come on, this isn't that hard. I'm gonna do it on my first time." Mabel laughed, as she got into the driving seat. "Watch me."

"Oh, yeah, you go girl." Johnny Bravo had to make the comment.

"I don't remember you being part of any boyband." Mabel told this seriously. "...Dipper said you were from the third flight!"

"Flights don't matter, because I'm coming for the older ladies! Sorry, kid." Johnny Bravo commented, as he got a look from his partner with the green flag already down. "Yeah!"

Samurai Jack wondered what he had to do to end up like this.

And the theatre might not have had many more newcomers, but the people that were there showed off a ludicurous amount of personality. Maybe, even too much personality to show off to everybody.

"Ayy, what's up, people who are going to lose more than me!" Mortimer exclaimed, clicking fingers and all of that good stuff.

"Nothing much, just watching some...acting." Pit replied, seeing that Edgeworth was on stage.

"That's great, kid. Ha-cha-cha, they're putting kids in this thing!" Mortimer said.

"I'm 1300 years old in angel years, so shut up." Pit whispered to him, as Pete had a little bit of disbelief. "Anyways-"

Miles Edgeworth was a top-tier prosecutor and a probable low tier actor, but that didn't mean nothing when reading lines with a dramatic flair...and being all Shakespearean.

He moved around like he was a high class guy (which he was) and every move somehow covered up the bad acting.

Anyways, he got the tip.

"So, that just happened." Sly commented with a smug look. "Anyways, I bet-"

"Don't bet, thief. We're out." Franziska threw a comment right back at the raccoon thief. "I'll see you at the elimination ceremony."

The prosecutors were out of there with some top-tier swagger in their steps to boot and it made some people think about their low-tier acting.

"Wow, I sucked back there. I am going to suck less if that is passable for this challenge." Dark Pit told some other people...by accident.

"This bird with the passion of the ring will act his best!" Tizoc shouted, ready to give it his second go. "The fight against the sky beasts isn't over!"

No-one questioned that line, as the Mexican bird wrestler and the edgy angel hero were up next and they were definitely making their efforts a little more apparent.

Tizoc did what he did best. Making the stage dramatic for the match that was up ahead, though there was no match and he had a script that was very different from his usual beastly stuff.

Dark Pit literally copied Edgeworth, because he clearly didn't care that much about the art of acting. He acted super cool about some cliches that blocked him from the Chill Zone.

They both approached it like a challenge and they both celebrated in different ways, as they also both got a tip.

"Got one." Dark Pit was bored as all heck, crossing his arms.

"The challenge was surmounted!" Tizoc was very much not bored.

*Pete's confessional*

The cat husband was holding in his own anger.

"WHY DOES THAT WORK! Anyways, I'm going to try and nail it with whatever they're doing and figure out why they're doing it!" Pete shouted, as he slammed his fist on air. "...Brung it out of me."

*Confessional cut*

Three teams may not have finished at the same time, but Don wanted to tell them all something.

"Prosecutors, you're in 44th!"

They were here, they were standing and Don was a little bit pissed off at the lack of pose.

"Angel rivals, you're in 45th!"

Pit was just doing the peace sign, because he had peace...Dark Pit was standing there with a angry face, contrasting him for obvious reasons.

"Luchador guys, you're in 46th!"

Ramon and Tizoc raised both their arms, because they were a tag team.

"On an unrelated note, you three are all on the second flight!" Don announced, as someone said.

"That is very much obvious." Edgeworth remarked, not liking standing up.

"Cool, thanks for that." Don wasn't in a quippy mood, as everyone left. "The final four spots are going to be filled for the second flight with..."


"...people trying to copy techniques or lack thereof with some mixed results!"

Pete was going for the understated effect, but that was a problem when he couldn't act for shit and his own partner called him out.

Little My was still going with the scary paintings that were painted by a young child, so it both threw no-one off and also didn't get a tip.

Sans literally came up to mind, as he was casually smelling some stuff with no nose, which was only going to end pretty well.

"Or skeletons, apparently."

Papyrus was a little bit mad at Sans somehow trying to do the impossible with a lacklustre sense of smell.

"...What the hell? You don't have a nose." Chris Griffin asked, smelling his own stink unintentionally. "I'm smelling the perfume stuff!"

"doesn't matter if i don't have a nose, no one knows." Sans told the fat kid, angering his brother who heard it. "bro, it's not that hard."

"SANS! WE HAVE TO SMELL THESE GOOD SMELLS!" Papyrus couldn't stop yelling.

"Okay, Chris, can we do this one?" Meg asked obviously.

"Shut up, Meg, we're doing this!" Chris Griffin shouted without realising he put in Meg's strong suit as the challenge. "This is easy!"

A certain duo was rocking up towards the perfume challenge, hearing the words of Chris Griffin and probably putting in action.

*The Girly Best Friends' confessional*

Candace and Stacy were a little confused at this challenge being in here and moreso, because of the two skeleton.

"Wow, this is going to be an easy one! Like, I know that we may have been near the bottom...but we're starting off good!" Candace shouted.

"Don't know how the skeletons are smelling, but I realised two legs ago that asking questions like that aren't going to help." Stacy said, as she saw that Candace was in another potential boyfriend induced hallucination. "Candace, you here?"

"...Jeremy, I got you your favourite cologne. Also, I won." Candace said, still mid-daydream.

"That could work." Stacy was pretty unsure of something.

*Confessional cut*

A few teams were able to make their moment, including the two teams that were talking a good chance up and actually had...a chance in the stands close to the sea.

"whoa, whoa, it's working. it's like a rose kinda deal or something and it's kinda red." Sans stated with a calmness. "bro, we've got our answer."

"Hey, tell me, undead guy! I bet I can beat you!" Chris boasted, as he was trying to smell the perfumes...but smelled his BO.

"dude, we're doing our second challenge and i don't even know the smell of that perfume." Sans fired back. "get my smell?"

"I don't care how you smell, I want to know that smell!" Chris shouted at Sans, who was talking to the perfume guy at the stand. "...Meg, shut up."

"Chris, I'm just trying to get the smell of this thing! I didn't even say anything." Meg proclaimed, as there was a good reason for...actually smelling.

Candace and Stacy were witnessing some good old arguing...checking up on all of the latest drama in these stands and Mabel was there...trying to sniff all of them, but she was checking it out.

"...Okay, that's just plain dumb. They're not going to get out of this alive!" Dipper groaned, as he couldn't even reach the thing.

"Nah, she has it and he isn't listening." Stacy noticed that Chris and Meg were shouting over nothing much. "...What's up with these two?"

"Mabel-" Dipper may have wanted his sister to come over with something.

"Can you agree that Meg's a bitch!" Chris Griffin went up suddenly to Dipper, who didn't even know the word.

"Can you agree that you have nothing to do with this?" Meg just asked of the twelve-year old kid, who probably had seen enough.

"Yeah, Meg."

While all of that was going on, the skeleton brothers were very happy to go towards the Chill Zone, as they were waving goodbye to the guy that was officially spooked.

They were just taking in the early afternoon sun with the competition probably in the back of their mind.

"i dunno what's up with him, he looked like a ghost." Sans kept on walking. "yo, this is some beautiful place."

"GREAT, SANS! WE NEED TO GET TO THE CHILL ZONE, THOUGH!" Papyrus was in a running mood, always considering his brother. "OR ELSE, THEY'RE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME!"

"those guys might suck." Sans wasn't expecting to see another team run past him.

Never less, two teams that actually karted with his own brother.

"hey, guys, you going to the chill zone?"

"Where are we supposed to go to save the environment?" Julia asked, slowing down to the ask the skeleton the important question.

"the big rainforest on the ground?" Sans had no idea where to start. "where y'all been?"

"...The greenhouse, I guess." Julia said, as though it wasn't that important. "Some weird stuff happened there, though."

*The Half-Siblings' confessional*

Snufkin had his usual smile, while Little My had an evil grin...for a reason.

"What did you do to her?" Snufkin asked, not caring that much.

"You know-"

*You ever heard of cutaways*

Snufkin had no expression on his way, as Little My was willingly doing some kind of new-age assault on the sense...of the French flower lady with the glasses and the pleased expression.

"You think you've won this one? This isn't the end of my paintings!" Little My tried to do some serious intimidation, despite being a kid and even short for being a kid. "...Snufkin, we need to go!"

Julia's jaw was practically on the floor with the agape mouth, as she just showed her pretty good flower painting.

"I'm sorry for that. Anyways, I have a good one." Julia awkwardly stated, witnessing a child being apparently scary.

She immediately got the thumbs up.

"No, she is not with me. See you!" Julia just threw the peace sign at the flower lady, as she knew that a picture would only hurt.

*That was one*

"-I did a little bit of that for saying my paintings are lame!" Little My shouted.

"Calm down, calm down, we beat it." Snufkin was super nonplussed.

*Confessional cut*

"Bob & Julia, you're both in 47th!"

They were in a motivated mood, once again...not having much to say except.

"Teams from other universes...or something, somehow less weird than Total Drama." Bob practically had a life-altering realisation.

"Sans & Papyrus, you're both in 48th!"

"man, i'm not going to say anything." Sans added onto the Total Drama diss that was going on. "why are you so mad?"

"THAT IS WHAT I WANTED TO ASK?!" Papyrus asked, smiling at the question actually being taken.

There was one more team coming.

"Snufkin, Little My, you're in 49th!"

These two were just standing there with intention, an intention to break the race in two and probably win money to do a whole lot of things that include.

Flying for their friends and probably even a little bit of fucking off.

"These three teams are on the first flight?"

And then Snufkin and Little My just pretending that people said that, as they were not looking at him like they were sane.

"However, that's not all, as there's still a billion and one chances for teams to hop onto the third flight...and last ticket for the second flight!" Don announced, putting his heart in there. "There's more of that where that came from. After the break!"


To be continued in the sixth part, where the sunset starts to become a little bit more apparent, as there's still enough space to kinda get lost!

And also a whole lot more teams finish with the two parts adding up to become the bumper edition thing!

Who's going to lose a little less?

Who really cares about the guys in the middle?

What's with the lack of action?

And more importantly, will it take months to get out?

I dunno, I'm asking the questions!

-On the first flight:-

1st: Jacques & Josee AKA The Ice Dancers (Ridonculous Race)
2nd: Sonic & Knuckles AKA The Fast Friends (Sonic Boom)
3rd: Heather & Alejandro AKA The Evil Couple (Total Drama: World Tour)
4th: Tails & Zooey AKA The Foxes (Sonic Boom)
5th: Ryuji & Yusuke AKA The Contrasting Students (Persona)
6th: Ralf & Clark AKA The Mercenaries (Ikari Warriors)
7th: Sanders & MacArthur AKA The Former Cadets (Ridonculous Race)
8th: Mario & Luigi AKA The Wholesome Brothers (Super Mario)
9th: Dante & Trish AKA The Demon Hunters (Devil May Cry)
10th: Tori & Jade AKA The Stage Rivals (Victorious)

11th: Ryo & Yuri AKA The Karate Siblings (Art of Fighting)
12th: Beth & Leshawna AKA The Reality Show Pros (Total Drama Action)
13th: Kaio & Dendy AKA The Kid Heroes (OK KO)
14th: Mai Shiranui & King AKA The Fighting Women (Fatal Fury & Art of Fighting)
15th: Chloe & Sabrina AKA The Fashionista Friends (Miraculous Ladybug)
16th: Frank & Chuck AKA The Zombie Hunters (Dead Rising)
17th: Wario & Waluigi AKA The Competitive Brothers (Super Mario/Wario)
18th: Sam & Cat AKA The Babysitters (Sam & Cat)
19th: Rad & Enid AKA The Bodega Heroes (OK KO)
20th: Chet & Lorenzo AKA The Ridonculous Stepbrothers (Ridonculous Race)

21st: Captain Hook & Mr. Smee AKA The Pirates (Peter Pan)
22nd: Jasmine & Shawn AKA The Survivalists (Total Drama: Pahkitew Island)
23rd: Jo & Lightning AKA The Jock Rivals (Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island)
24th: Fry & Bender AKA The Adult Best Friends (Futurama)
25th: Drake & Josh AKA The Ordinary Stepbrothers (Drake & Josh)

-On the second flight:-

26th: Terry Bogard & Duck King AKA The Hometown Heroes (Fatal Fury)
27th: Hinako & Kasumi AKA The Japanese Girls (Art of Fighting/King of Fighters)
28th: Ryu & Ken AKA The Karate Rivals (Street Fighter)
29th: Morrigan & Felicia AKA The Monster Girls (Darkstalkers)
30th: Edd & Eddy AKA The Schemers (Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy)

31st: Samus & Captain Falcon AKA The Bounty Hunters (Metroid/F-Zero)
32nd: Alya & Nino AKA The Supporting Friends (Miraculous Ladybug)
33rd: Kitty & Kurt AKA The Young Mutants (X-Men Evolution)
34th: Coachman & Stromboli AKA The Old Men (Pinocchio)
35th: Phoenix Wright & Larry Butz AKA The Childhood Friends (Ace Attorney)
36th: Thomas & Jennifer AKA The Fashion Bloggers (Ridonculous Race)
37th: Fox & Falco AKA The Space Pilots (Star Fox)
38th: Mordecai & Rigby AKA The Groundskeepers (Regular Show)
39th: Kanji & Chie AKA The Tough Students (Persona 4)
40th: King Dedede & King K. Rool AKA The Cocky Kings (Kirby & Donkey Kong)

41st: Batsu & Hinata AKA The High School Fighters (Rival Schools)
42nd: Shingo & Benimaru AKA The Japanese Guys (King of Fighters)
43rd: Carly & Spencer Shay AKA The Artist & The Teen (iCarly)
44th: Franziska & Edgeworth AKA The Prosecutors (Ace Attorney)
45th: Pit & Dark Pit AKA The Angels (Kid Icarus)
46th: Ramon & Tizoc AKA The Luchadores (King of Fighters & Fatal Fury)
47th: Sans & Papyrus AKA The Skeleton Brothers (Undertale)
48th: Bob & Julia AKA The Fighters With A Cause (Tekken)
49th: Snufkin & Little My AKA The Small People (Moomin Valley)

To be continued in Part 6, which is actually coming out soon and is packed with some of that goodness in this Ridonculous Race of stupid porpotions that this fanfic has for no apparent reason!